This is all taking place in 2017. You are in a white, sealed room with no windows, no doors...

This is all taking place in 2017. You are in a white, sealed room with no windows, no doors. You can breathe because you have a breath mask and oxygen tank on. You have in front of you a tiny (6 in.), perfect Hitler (and/or Osama) copy with all the same memories and no health problems. You have the ability to torture or mess with the little Hitler/Osama. The perfect copy tiny Hitler/Osama has not committed any crimes, but thinks he has and has thought about the crimes. He is incredibly confused about where his regime and family went. He is too small to be able to come at you with a knife or kill you. If he WAS big enough to hold a knife, he would kill you. Would you torture or mess with the tiny Hitler/Osama copy?

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The Hitler joke stopped being funny as soon as the watchers started regurgitating it, knock it off faggot, it isn't funny anymore

I don't really have any emotional issues with either one so no

>S-S-STOP PICKING ON MY IDOL!

Why?

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Yes, because a perfect copy is essentially the real deal.

If it's a clone then it didn't do anything wrong

Hitler was an enormous faggot who did nothing except bring endless shame on to his country for eternity for what he did

Of course I wouldn't, it'd be fucked up. Hell, it was fucked up for whoever created the copy to create it in the first place.

I would explain everything to him so we can start plotting the final destruction of the jewish regime, as everyone here should

why indeed

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Here's my takeaway, their conversation was about buying toy clones of historical figures like Osama Bin Laden and Hitler, Matt and Ding Dong decided to turn that into the idea of them holding onto memories making no sense even though that would be a part of the toy, but Chris was being autistic for forcing them to say that they would torture them when they wouldn't care enough to
The thing is that if we went to the literal extreme of "they keep their memories up to the point of death" then torturing them is pointless when they would be mindfucked by realizing they have reawakened decades/centuries after death and are 6 inches tall, they would beg for death
Copypasting from >, since this was asked in that thread

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If I made a clone of your girlfriend, killed the original, then started fucking the clone would you be upset?

The continuity doesn’t matter, all that matters is the molecular structure of the brain being identical.

Wouldn't he tiny Hitler die from lack of oxygen if it's a sealed room I could only survive in with supplemental oxygen?

I would be more worried about the fact I am trapped in a random location with tiny clones of people, what do these people plan on doing to me after I am done with said tiny person.

>If I killed your girlfriend would you be mad
I can't believe that Chris doubled down so hard on his shitty point that he fucking asked that

I wouldn't torture the real Hitler/Osama

Do i know he's a clone?

to be fair its not like Germany had any dignity to begin with, all Hitler did was just confirm what everybody already knew about Krauts.

I dunno why you wouldn't believe it that's a fairly Chris thing to say

Stop this, she's an innocent japanese schoolgirl that just wants to stop being distracted in class by someone's antics.

Hitler did nothing wrong, so therefore neither did the clone

But at what cost??!

No cost is too high.

how would the even work to begin with, I doubt even a finger would be able to fuck the clone beyond stroking her, by that point you just have a whinny sex doll that can't even get you off.

I'd expect that from a dumb hypothetical that he makes up to just get a reaction but he legitimately turned this one into an argument because he wanted to be right
I think a better way of doing it would be, "if your girlfriend died and I cloned her, would you just accept her or think of her as a different person"

Hypothetical humor is fucking embarrassing, not even Zach can make it work most of the time.

>a clone with all the same memories
I'd ask Hitler if the holocaust happened and Osama if 9/11 was an inside job.

>bring endless shame
>bring
>on g*rmany

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I wouldn't kill him, I'd ask him for information about the incidents and see how many details he can spill that might be unknown

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No wonder Yea Forums loves e-celebs if this is what you consider an intelligent discussion.

germs were already the biggest joke on the continent so not like it changed much

This. The amount of information you could get would be infinitely more important than anything else.

if you enjoy torture, you have no business judging either

I think torture is inhuman period so i wouldn't torture the real Hitler/Osama. The absolute worst punishment should be an execution. In which case still no because the clone is not guilty of any crime, in fact to clone someone and thus bring life into the world only to cause it pain is in itself a horrible atrocity. I usually think Chris is in the right especially when talking to Dingdong and Julian but i think he was definitely in the wrong here.

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