Do you prefer link feminine and regal or manly?

I want FTM Link

That's why it's called Legend of Zelda it's the story of Zelda becoming Link

I bought one too. It looks cute as fuck.

All guys look better feminine. Even if not looking like a girl, clean-shaven, slender, small, short, etc. look better than giant, muscular guys.

I highly agree. Not even trap shit, being clean and thin is extremely attractive and fun. I wish it was more popular.

I can't, because I don't have a feminine, slender body. I have just an average male body. ;_;

I do and it looks CUTE

both combined

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I prefer link when he's kissing me on the lips

You fuckers never shut up, do you?

I prefer a link who takes a huge dump on my face

Slender men > thick men

People think it's about height, but if you're slender girls taller than you will still date you if you're good looking and thin.

I dont get the importance, Link already has a trap costume. Its not like identifying changes his appearance or what his character is

twilight princess link and hyrule warrior link are my favorite design

YIKES

CRINGE

Fuck you
cute boys should be cute boys
i.imgur.com/mqd7lf7.jpg

who that

Me

Timestamp faggot

post more

I just got this sweater yesterday
its fun
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His appeal is that he is manly enough to be
considered a conventional male hero while also being feminine enough to think he's cute in girl's clothes.
Going too far in either direction ruins his appeal. It is a beautiful balancing act.

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do you have a twitter or something?

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No but ive been tempted to make a page or something. Should I? I do all sorts of stuff.

just join one of these gay discords and post there

you look like a faggot tbqh

>this is the average Yea Forums poster in 2019

There are a million social media websites for you to whore out your pics, why do you need to ruin this place too

>ruin

because i love you guys and i've spent too much time here

if you love me, then let me lick your tummy :3

You don't love me enough to understand there's a time and place for that stuff
I just want to talk about video games man

cute boys when they look like traps should take medicine to preserve their female looks and find a straight boyfriend

not doing that shit fuck you

>straight

Link isn't gay, he is a handsome young hetero hylian male. You however are pozzed and brain damage degenerate tranny fagget and should burn in hell.

Importance of what? I like botw link no matter what he wears.

Based

right, so it's not important that he "comes out as trans", as it means nothing.

So are you just not self aware or what?

Agreed. Male link is allowed to look like he does, no Hyrule hormones needed. Leave the boy alone.

i'm not talking about any feminine homo anyway, only about the trap ones

you can keep the twinks for all i care

only straight men really appreciate traps

Androgynous =/= feminine.

Femboys, traps already do it but they just keep it hidden while hating on trans ppl. trapfags are the worse

>straight

discord.gg/uEgSNk

Join my discord server if you want some place to post

>take a guy
>make him ultra fucking feminine
What's the point, then? Link's better looking as an adult in Ocarina of Time, or in Twilight Princess. There's a difference between a twink/hunk and a guy that looks like his balls haven't dropped, and never will drop.

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Shoo shoo goblin creature. You probably have toe thumbs and a fupa. Leave blackshirt-kun alone.

Because it's fucking cute? Not everyone wants a guy who looks like a dorito.

You might as well be fucking a girl at that point, lad. Nothing wrong with liking girls, user.

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but what if you want both?

Who says I don't? I like thin cute people.

Lmao I wonder what this thread will be about xD
Does anyone else like to pretend to be a woman, while being socially isolated and having low self-esteem? Lol!

based

that would explain why some traps have small boobs, either HRT or some really fucked up genetic disorder

100%

male-attracted traps belong in the arms of straight males

>a guy that looks like his balls haven't dropped, and will never drop
that's so hot

No, fuck off. You aren't fun or relatable for having low self esteem. It just makes you a parasite. You joke at your own expense so people are forced to give you the positive attention you gave so desperately while you give them nothing of value in return.

>I just got this sweater yesterday
>its fun
How is a sweater "fun", you lala prancing fruit homo man.

Its fun sharing it around
>Lala prancing fruit homo man
Thats so adorably funny user im going to use this in the future thank you

Then that's patrician taste.
But regardless, I'll never understand liking ultrafeminine boys. Is there something appealing about dudes with girly eyelashes and tits that I'm just not getting? Zero's look in MMZ is probably the closest I've ever come to liking more feminine dudes.

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TP Link is peak

What's your IBM?

Neutral flat language so actual gamers don't think you're a sexually frustrated whore looking for attention.

No, I flood and derail threads by posting off-topic pictures of myself, and I'm a slut with no self respect who constantly flakes due to anxiety issues.
Surely that is some value? It sure gets people to respond! Haha.

I am told to have a nice tum. I'd be okay with user's wanting that
i.imgur.com/hQ4AfZa.jpg

nice trips
i hope you're not pretending to be me though.
At least, you aren't I mean.

>trannies always derail threads, gays are base...
>look at this entire thread

why are LGBT peoples like this?

Guys naturally have longer lashes than chicks anyway. Did you know that? Women just look like theirs are longer on average because of mascara and falsies. When the makeup comes off, men win the eyelash game by a landslide.

Narcissism

Muscular bishounen Link >>>>>

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trannies seethe at catching a glance of a cuteboy thread in catalog and have to make it their mission to trash it.

"Boys aren't allowed to be cute! Only GORLS! You need teetee skeetees and to join our super spfecul club!"

this

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Homophilia and transphilia are mental disorders - Pedosexuality is natural and normal, says science

Low estimates indicate a significant portion of men are sexually aroused by female children
>Consistent with previous data... 26.25 % exhibited penile arousal to pedophilic stimuli that equaled or exceeded arousal to adult stimuli... In recent studies, 12 to 32% of community college samples of men reported sexual attraction to children... [a]
>In a sample of nearly 200 university males, 21% reported some sexual attraction to children... In another sample with 100 male and 180 female undergraduate students, 22% of males and 3% of females reported sexual attraction to a child
>In a sample of 80 “normal” volunteers, over 25% self-reported some pedophilic interest or in the plethysmographic phase exhibited penile arousal to a child that equaled or exceeded arousal to an adult [c]
>all 48 soldiers showed penile response to adult females, as did 40 of 48 to adolescent females, and notably, 28 of 48 showed penile response to the female children age 4–10 [d]

High estimates indicate the vast majority of men are sexually aroused by female children
>In another study, “normal” men’s erections to pictures of pubescent and younger girls averaged 70 and 50%, respectively, of their responses to adult females [e]
>89% of community males exhibited some sexual arousal while viewing slides of female children [f]
>Penile plethysmography (PPG) has shown that about 9 out of 10 normal men are sexually aroused by prepubertal children; (88.7%) [a]

a. sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0005789405800395
b. link.springer.com/article/10.1023/A:1020699013309
c. psycnet.apa.org/record/1996-14627-001
d. researchgate.net/publication/17746172_The_structure_of_erotic_preference_in_the_nondeviant_male
e. psycnet.apa.org/record/1975-21378-001
f. mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-6196(11)61074-4/abstract

I didn't, actually. Still doesn't answer the "liking men with boobs" question. Why give men feminine characteristics when you already like chicks to start with?

I've never seen a scientifically sound article starting with "... says science". Journalists need to be recycled into glue, fertilizer and leather.

YOU'RE RECYCLING JOURNALISTS INTO GLUE!

Oh THAT part I don't get. I like thin/healthy guys because I like the rectangle shape and the Adonis belt. I like thin/healthy women because I like the boobs and hourglass shape. I don't like when the two mix.

twitter.com/wowie_meowie

I prefer Link to be at least average male height in his own universe. It's disgusting how much of a manlet he is in BotW, the average female NPC was a full head taller than him, and I'm talking about non-gerudo females.

>study of 80 men who volunteered to be studied for pedophilia
>1/4 self admitted to being aroused by children before the test
>test sponsored by Association for the Treatment of Sexual Abusers

Its almost as if they tested a particular cross section of men.

Golly gee I guess we'll never figure it out.

you're not as cute as blackshirt-kun
dont bother

Trannies hate cuteboy threads which is why they spam cuteboy threads because trannies want to turn everyone into traps (something trannies hate) to kill everyone's libedo so they're no longer interested in porn, which trannies hate - this plan is enacted through the mass spamming of porn on Yea Forums (because being a tranny is just a fetish and they're all perverted freaks) to derail discussion, because trannies hate videogames. All of this is to achieve their ultimate end-goal of infiltrating videogames, something they hate, so that they can force their sick fetish, which is also a mental illness and also a life-choice depending on when and who we're arguing with, entirely on me specifically and then my dad will think i'm gay which is my absolute biggest fear.

I know you think that Glass or 9sanon or whatever you're calling yourself now. You say this literally every time we post in the same thread.

You picked out the study that explictly goes into how the sample size are nromal men represensative of the general population. That's why they use "normal" in quotes.

Obviously the royal family of Hyrule was hoarding food for their army so most Hylians like Link were malnourished. After the calamity society was free of imperial rule and would be able to keep the fruits of their labor instead of turning it over to the ruling class. This leads to increase nutrition and a taller generation of Hylians 100 years later.

Why is it literally every single study involving sexuality in any way boils down to "study finds 90% of footfags aroused by feet"

i confess i'm not gay, but i've jerked off to your butt in one of your bed pictures

nice hair too

Nothing wrong with liking thin boys, nigger. Big fuck-off difference between skinny boys/twinks and traps. Just look at this mess of a thread, trapfags are the worst kind of cancer.

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I randomly picked one, I have to run to work.

Imagine being one of those 10% of footfags not aroused by feet. Awkward!

You're at least bi. Thank you for the compliment though, girls compliment me on my hair all the time.

Stopped reading the thread right here, it's already ruined.

Right there with you, brother.

post hair pics so I can see if they're right

Is there a decent place to find cute homos near me? octochap's maps are all as dead as that board

Just look at my Twitter, my hair is in a bunch of them.

>You're at least bi.
no, i'm not. your body looks really nice in that picture

>Thank you for the compliment though, girls compliment me on my hair all the time
i wish i could smell it

That's bullshit, because Zelda is the princess of Link's time and she's a womanlet.

I prefer my link to be feminine but i can fap to manly depending on the art.

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>not bi
>body looks good

Imagine living this man's life

It's pretty nice. What sort of products do you use? How do you take care of it?

why do i want to fuck Astolfo so much if i'm straight?

She's just short.

the black shirt guy that posted in this thread? he has a nice body, but you're both attention-seeking cunts.

bitch he's pretty much a thicc woman from that angle

He ain't tho. Still got a diiiiiiiick.

Hell yes I'd like to kiss your neck where can I sign up

because you're not. you're either gay or bi and there is nothing wrong with that but im stopping at this post because i always get dragged into this "its straight" meme back and forth so stay in the closet if you want and fuck up your health. not just you but any other user reading this

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Based and Hoonipilled

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>i like girls (including the ones from Fate, some even more than Astolfo himself) and Astolfo
>somehow this makes me bi or even GAY

i like drawn traps (not trannies) but i've actually never seen a "3D" attractive one. also not that user. not sure what i find attractive that i can't find irl.

Dude just admit you're bicurious

Doesn't mean you gotta stop liking girls

If only he didnt look like a faggot.
I might have played his game.

i don't even remember his dick in the picture

but fine i'd be "bisexual" for him

Wouldn't it be really funny if you posted your feet? Haha :)

High five.