*loses argument*

>*loses argument*
>*cries*

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So Battler is a /pol/tard, got it!

What would you do if you a witch kept killing your family then?

UUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Defeat her with my 24 inch cock like Battler did to Erika.

B C W

How the fuck do people sympathize with Beatrice? Why does the novel make Battler feel guilty because he didn't follow up a pickup line he used when he was goddamn 12 years old?

Bend over like a good little cuckold and claim magic is real.

Battler Cuckshiromiya

What was her problem?

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I love the pic of Beatrice laughing, it’s honestly my favorite reaction image, but what in the fuck is this game about? It seems really non-sensical and bizarre.

Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright.

Autism.
Just like everyone else

A crybaby and a witch debating whether the crybaby's family got killed by magic or small bombs.

It's a murder mystery but with a weird meta narrative where Beatrice, who is basically a representation of the culprit, argues with a meta version of the main character. So you have the non-meta layer where it's just characters experiencing the massacre and then you have the meta layer where the "routes" are considered "games" set up by Beatrice and the main character has to solve them.
It's hard to explain but it makes sense when you read it

is magic real?

>/pol/
>losing arguments
Makes sense if your idea of winning an argument is reporting people the moment they say a no-no thing.

Tails gets trolled but anime.

4D Chess.

No. I'm serious.

just finished chapter 3. Virgilia and Beatrice are a couple of real cunts aren't they. I guess you can never trust any witch, no matter how benevolent they make themselves look.

I've been reading the manga.
Seems pretty interesting so far but I guess since in the games the investigation parts are better I pretty much care only about the Beatrice/Battler scenes.

>but what in the fuck is this game about?
It really isn't a game. It's a visual novel in the truest sense. There are no paths, no "choices", no alternate outcomes or loss conditions.
There is only one section of the game where you have any level of interaction with the story, and even that proves to be completely meaningless because it immediately shoe-horns out back into the story once you're done goofing around.

Honestly, it's one of the last things that belongs on Yea Forums. Not that I'm complaining, it's just the fact of the matter.

it has a fighting game that's honestly pretty solid. not that people ever talk about it, but it could be worse.

anyone have the reaction image of Virgilia and Beatrice cackling?

Disprove FBI crime statistics on black people.

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Murder mystery where the main character is actually a legitimate retard but headcanons himself into being an anime super detective

It's a battle of wits but it's actually one blonde woman abusing a retard.

Magic is real

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he's not retarded. he's probably slightly above average intelligence. witches just galaxy brain him so hard he looks retarded.

The witches didn't exist retard
He outwitted his own stupid ass

rent free

His doubt makes him stupid

>*loses argument*
>*snaps his fucking neck in anger*

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but if he outsmarts himself, does that make him retarded or smart? Is he both?

the revenge of a chef

No it isn't you fucking retard.

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Rich cunts die Battler cries

A murder mystery with the solution being LOL MAGIC. Unless you read the, "Oh shit we fucked up and forgot to connect the clues" book that came after the backlash.

I love the extended autistic world TFT spawned with battler and Agent 47

tft is a magical gift

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You can figure out the culprit in episode 1, you're just a literal drooling retard

Why don't you all thank Kyrie? Without her, Battler wouldn't exist and we'd never know what happened on Rokkenjima.

She shot best girl.

I don't think she shot Ange even once

No she didn't

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>ZEN ZEN DAME DA

Just going from episode 1 Rosa makes more sense than anything. The true solution is pretty damn stupid.

Reminder that people online managed to get up to "qilin" and the meaning of "quadridecillion in one" as early as game two.
Try listening to literally any piece of official music produced for the VN from the very first game onwards (Opening theme included), while knowing what the truth is.

I don't know what more proof you need to see that everything was decided and solvable from the start.
A riddle being incredibly hard doesn't mean that the solution was an asspull.

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