Ask me anything before Id lays me off

Ask me anything before Id lays me off.

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how many dicks did you suck today?

Does Bethesda pay people to shill the game here?

It's id not "Id" you LARPing fuckwit.

Why was Doom 2016 such an overrated piece of shit? Why can't your company do anything right anymore? Why haven't you made anything good since Quake III Arena?

is there any chance you can convince someone to delete those awful pain grunts when you take damage, or will there be an option to just disable them entirely? they sound awful, doom slayer shouldnt make any noise, i dont care if the old doomguy did, it doesnt fit any more

Is doomguy in smash?

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How does the game end?

Prove it or your a faggot

Is heaven really evil?

Is Eternal going to be good

Quake III was shit too desu

should i buy this or COD?

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Whats the enemy variety like?
Any actual enemy mechanics or just variations of the same attacks?

What happened with Rage 2 and Quake Champions? I haven't played either but they look like Lawbreakers tier shit.

When the fuck do we get Enemy Territory 2 you fucking lazy faggots

What the fuck is up with those angel fuckers?

Were you responsible for Doom 3 because if so, fuck you

Yes

No, but he's in Tekken[\spoiler]

No

Is he in smash? And would you say Eternal will be better than Doom 2016?

Lawbreakers was good, you and your casual friends just didn't like it because the skill ceiling was too high

START ANSWERING QUESTIONS, ASSHOLE!

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I am answering the questions here. Ask me one or leave. Thanks.

Classic enemies with new attacks

What's Hayden up to in the new game? He was one of my favorite parts of 2016's plot

Did Doom 2016 suffer any when Carmack left midway through production to help make VR meme mainstream. Is Eternal just as good if not better than 2016?

Is Doom Eternal gonna have mod tools or not?

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is id tech 7 still megatexture based

Answer me honestly. At e3 did Bethesda pay the people in the crowd to scream YAAAAH every 10 seconds

What kind of attacks?
Also any unrevealed monsters?

Why would they, it was obnoxious and distracting

I'm sorry you had to sell your brand new jetski to a homeless tranny cliff, hopefully it gave you a halfway decent deal with that toothless blowy

I'd be psyched to be cliff, if he could break his embarrassing twitter addiction then his life as a rich asshole would be pretty sweet

No

Yes. This is the final Doom that will be.

It will.

Will it have Microtransactions?

Is Doom Marine the same Doom Guy from Doom 1 and 2?

Are you going to answer questions or is this a thinly disguised Doomy Turnal shill thread?

Is he going to fight actual heaven or some evil bullshit?

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Yea Forums isn't relevant enough to warrant a paid shilling campaign.

What is the best kaiju in film?

If you're real tell us everything about Samuel Hayden and "Heaven". Is God and/or Jesus around? How's the game end? What's the actual backstory with Doomguy?

Twitter and Reddit, officially. A lot of employees are always on places like Yea Forums, NeoGAF and other sites, though in their own free time.

You're in a very unhappy minority. What would you have seen done differently?

They can be lowered or muted, and as it was mentioned at Quakecon, you can customize the HUD as well, which was another big complaint from E3.

I wouldn't know, but I DO know Bethesda is heavily interested in having a representative character and were in talks with Nintendo concerning it. If there's a Bethesda rep I think it'd be the Dovahkiin instead of the Slayer.

None of it would make sense unless I post as much story-based info as I can. The name of the game is a pretty big hint as to what's in store for the game's final act, and the future of the series.

It's complicated, but here's a good TL;DR

Heaven = Lawful Evil
Cultists/UAC = Neutral Evil
Hell = Chaotic Evil
Maykrs = True Neutral
Humans = Lawful Good
Sentinels = Neutral Good
Slayer = Chaotic Good

Yeah.

Different artistic takes on classic enemies, but with slightly different movement patterns and added difficulty. There are also a selection of new enemies, some of which have mechanics that will force you to switch up your strategy other than "I need to use a better or lighter weapon", the Carcass being a good example of one.

Carmack had nothing to do with D16. He's more of a technical person whose priorities lie with perfecting behind-the-scenes tech, engines, that stuff. He was a fan of "Doom 4" from a creative standpoint, which should show you how serious his taste should be taken.

No. Most of the screamers were Bethesda employees who were able to attend E3 for free, and have a brief mini-vacation in LA.

Yes, but both Heaven and Hell aren't presented in a Judeo-Christian context.

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>Heaven = Lawful Evil
>Yes, but both Heaven and Hell aren't presented in a Judeo-Christian context.
absolute cringe, hype lost, into the trash it goes

what the fuck are maykrs
>None of it would make sense unless I post as much story-based info as I can
then post it dummy

>christfags
lol

Is id even gonna bother with Quake again after Champions bombed?

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i hope they do, man i miss quake

Can you confirm to these people that Doomguy and DoomSlayer are indeed two(2) entirely different people.

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the "makers" of everything, duh

the real question is who gives a shit

>fedoralords

A very dedicated group.

>Most of the screamers were Bethesda employees who were able to attend E3 for free, and have a brief mini-vacation in LA
fucking kek. this is even more sad than paying people to scream for you

Do you encounter allies like Human soldiers in gameplay that you fight beside?

lol, go pray or some shit loser

Is MachineGames going to have Wolfenstein taken away from them?

Are there any new and old power ups returning? I.E Invincibility, Berserk, Quad Damage

Oh look, a bunch of answers that anyone who doesn't work ad id would know. Fuck off, LARPer.

Are they gonna censor the game after those EPIC voice lines seen in that gameplay trailer? Or are they staying in?

*m’lady’s*

how long is doom eternal compared to 2016?

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you ever cummed in someones cup of coffee without them knowing

Half as "long", twice as much content.

When are they going to patch out the bethesda.net stuff?

O.o

Oh crap. It's another Wolfenstein New Colossus ain't it?

Was there any consideration towards the title being "Eternal Doom" instead of "Doom Eternal"? I always thought it would be much more cool the other way around.

>Heaven = Lawful Evil
>Maykrs = True Neutral

This gave you away, "leaker." I'm 100% sure heaven and the "Makyrs are the same faction. The main villian angel dude is even called the "Khan Makyr"

Nice try. Have sex.

are the platforming sections fun or annoying?

*eats little slice of bread

I suppose you could say that. Inside the hub area after missions you can perform fellatio on DoomSlayer's boyfriend. When he cums he showers you in health packs and ammo bundles.

Oh it's a larp. Thank god.

Post proof you are actually from ID, or fuck off cocklicking shitgargler.

are hugo and marty actually nice guys?

You're both faggots.

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Also all of the concept art of the heavenly areas have been labled "Maykrs."

This guy is just a attention-starved faggot everybody. Move along.

eat mt dick

>fencefag

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Mt dick ain't even a real place

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Is there any chance wolfenstein goes for a more doom 2016esque story in the future instead of the melodrama it's been for a while now?

Is it pronounced “id” or “eye dee”?

i wouldn't be super hopeful of it i hope they listen to the hatred of new blood and just make a good wolfenstein game again

The next wolfenstein game will allow you to suck your boyfriend's cock. Yes, VR support will be available at launch.

I really hope it takes a turn because even the first nuwolf game turned me off orff the series so much with all the cutscenes.

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>Ask me anything before Id lays me off.

>Id
You can't even spell your supposed company's name correctly, Larper

Go attention whore on reddit.

>impersonating staff
oh no, they won't like that

Nigger new Wolfensteain has been a melodrama from the start. You go from shooting enemies in a moon base with laser guns to a fucking flashback of a concentration camp about how humanity abandoned god in just like that.

Impersonating Yea Forums staff is a bannable offense, just saying.

How much is the exclusivity deal for?

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Why aren't you going to an actual journalims outlet instead of a Chinese Cartoon Image Board?

>2019
>trusting game journos

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Not even the same poster, you mega retard.

Does my life have value?

How shit is the switch port?

>Judeo-christian

top kek

Swing and a miss, chump.
This was the post, you should have quoted.

WHY DON'T ID SOFTWARE TITLES SUPPORT MODDING ANYMORE, SHILL FAGGOT OP?

>he got banned
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
based retard

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Did you hear Mick Gordon's heavy metal choir?

Zenimax doesn't let them.

Did Nintendo approach first or Bethesda?

>Dovahkiin instead of the Slayer.
god i hope not

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PRESS D TO DAB ON EM

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>2019
>trusting some cuck on this basket weaving forum at all.

>Heaven = Lawful Evil
You need to fucking die

D

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wow, id Software is a submissve bitch these days

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He's in.

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Yeah, fuck them for doing what their company's owners order them to do.

wtf does this even mean

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You'll be showered with empty fetch quests on the side just like with the new Youngblood.

post story

I just started Doom 2016. And I got past the third level. When does it start getting really crazy?

Never.

play it on a harder difficulty if you want crazy

After the jump boots. Also play on Nightmare, no, it isn't like the original Nightmare, Ultra-Violence is too easy and late game nothing will pose a threat anymore.

I kept dying over and over again on Ultra-Violence so I took it back down to the normal difficulty.

I thought Ultra Violence was the normal difficulty in 2016.

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Ok, I strongly suggest you put it back to Ultra-Violence. Now I know that basic bitch Imps will three shot you on that difficulty at first and the first few levels have the potential to kick your ass in a heartbeat, but the thing is later on in the game three things are going to happen that will make it a cakewalk, for one the upgrades you get will absolutely "outlevel" the difficulty ramp up in the later levels, second the secrets you find become much more rewarding with armor which effectively will double your health, and third you will become much more proficient at the game thus resulting in less mistakes and less hits taken. This will trivialize anything below Ultra-Violence to a gigantic degree.

I'll probably end up doing that, thanks user.

>Heaven
>Evil
Oh boy yet another crazy twist bros look at that angels are the bad guys I've never seen this before

Is Id doing anything with Quake champions or is it all Saber at this point? I guess a more accurate question is ANYONE doing anything with Quake champions or Quake in general?

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what is the reason that doom guy now kills also angels not only demons? who made this decision, did it come from CIA niggers?

Is “god” actually going to be the demiurge? Cause that would be great.

Just remember that its fine if the first few levels end up killing you, they killed me a bunch too.

Never

Is your name Tim? Why are they sacking you, Tim?

this except no sarcasm

I'm not confident they'll follow through on mod support and yet they still decided to axe Snapmap after 2016. Granted Snapmap was a gimped experience and a massive investment to the result, but I think I'll enjoy pirating Eternal once it hits the market.

How many and who are all the bosses in Doom eternal? Also, have you met Todd? What is he like?

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I want a nyx dollfie now