Super Smash Bros Ultimate DLC Announcement

OMG SHANTAE IS IN!!!
-Reimu? more like Rei-who?
-Shovel Knight? more like Shovelware Dyke
-Doomguy? more like Doomedguy
-Geno? more like Ge-no thanks
-Rayman? more like Gayman
-Crash Bandicoot? more like Trash Bandicrap
-Isaac? more like I-sack of trash
-Chosen Undead? more like Stay Dead
-Mario? more like Nah, bro
-Ridley? more like Too Bigley
-Decidueye? more like Decidu-nay
-Ninten? more like Nonten
-Bomberman? more like Flopperman
-Ike? more like Dyke
-Paper Mario? more like Paper Towel
-Ashley? more like Trashley
-Waluigi? more like Walmaoooo
-Bandana Dee? more like you'll never be in
-Excitebike? More like take a hike!
-Lip? More like R.I.P.!
-K. Rool? More like Ok, fool!
-Steve? more like Dweeb!
-Banjo? more like Banjoke!
-Akira Nishikiyama? more like Faggira
-Quote? more like Who-uote?
-Phoenix Wright? more like Penis Ride!
-Gex? more like Gayx!
-Minecraft? more like My ass!
-Kiryu Kazuma? more like Kiryeeew Kazumotherfucker!
-Monster Hunter? more like Dumpster Diver!
-Erdrick? more like Erdick!
-Master Chief? more like that ain't it chief!

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it's gonna be rebecca chambers and KOS-MOS

Wrong, bitch. It's Risky. Enjoy being the plebian's little dick sugar, though. Risky will be training for the real game.

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>Minecraft Steve? More like Discord Steve
Would have been better

If you see anyone posting that bullshit Reimu leak image, respond with this.

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Shantae is only good for porn.

Why does everybody think we are getting a new character tonight?

Shantae? More like barnacle brain!

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Yo can I get a sauce on that?

>SHANTAE IS IN
Yes, she is in. She has been in since November Direct.

Mario is already in Smash.

Shantate has a chance ONLY if her new game sells very well.

Shantae 5 won't come out before the last DLC gets announced dude.

Can you imagine if a bunch of video game girls did a futa/dickgirl x female party and they came in pairs?
>Peach and Daisy
>Chun-li and Cammy
>2B and A2
>Bayonetta and Jeanne
>Marina and Pearl
>Kat and Raven
>Shantae and Risky Boots
>Fio and Eri
>Ivy and Taki
>Jill and Rebecca
Imagine a bunch of vidya girls on a sex party and some have dicks to fuck others haha

Stop spamming this, mentally ill faggot.

I was thinking more next smash game
There is of course a chance of a second fighter pass but shantae feels more like a base roster addition than a dlc one.

shut the fuck up vivi

>Shantae

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Only female character is an alt for him. Next character is Geno

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Ha, Seems like there's nothing for Leon huh?
Yet you insuts towards characters already in.. Pathetic.

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Shantae more like Biollante

Shantae?
More like, NO WAY!

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based and Godzillapilled

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i dont care who makes it in because i got daisy, the only ones i'd want is shante and sora, which i know isn't going to make it in the game but i will enjoy the shitshow that will ensue down the road. thanks for trying op

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For fuck sake, how much longer? I just want this nightmare to end already.