Choose you're character!

they're all subversive kikes wtf i want a refund

>”white” people

dilate, titsorgtfo etc.

Costanza while unemployed

frank costansa or sometimes putty

George is handsome desu

Ironically Jerry is based as fuck while Julia, Alexander and Michael all went full retard for completely different reason.

>no seinfeld turn based strategy game

kramer was better in UHF

kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/

kramersapartment.com/george/george-costanzas-girlfriends/

During the seasons, who had the better looking gfs?

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>Play as kramer
>5 minutes in win the game by abusing the nigger combo

laugh factory kramer

Ahem... Fuck niggers.

t. Kramer

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Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!

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Susan dying will forever make George the winner of the show.

>kramersapartment.com/george/george-costanzas-girlfriends/
i can answer this without even checking out that link. george did, by ffar. marissa tomei, the blonde lesbian, the tall woman..

*your'e

I have a few favorites, I kinda liked Donna Chang

She showed up the first time in a tiny skirt, leather jacket and pantyhose.

Why do so many people love this show? I was forced to watch close to 95% of the entire series and it's just boring... and uncomfortably dull. I think i gave a faint chuckle at a few jokes but that was it. Why so many consider it the greatest sitcom of all time is beyond my understanding.

tits or gtfo

Ready to take it back?

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>t. reddit

Humor is mostly early 90's references, you just wouldn't get it if you weren't there, like probably all the problems he faced would have been solved if he had a smartphone, it's stuff that no longer happensm which is kinda scary

Take it back.

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Also Audrey the post nose-job girl looks gorgeous.

Amazing website 10/10

Crazy Pagliacci

He's the best character. His move dark room is OP though.

Kramer's buffs are too situational. When was the last time there was a black raid boss?
George's AI is bugged to always focus on one thing for a retardedly long time
Jerry's story arc was fucking shit
Elaine is the waifubait and you're a cuck if you pick her.
This means with all the above removed, the best girl is Newman and none of you can convince me otherwise.

message paid for by the Newman gang

Not wanting the middle-eastern milkers

its a bit slow, give it a bit of time

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desu she was a qt even before the nose job, the beak added character

Why'd you link me? I posted Lauren Bacall as proof that there are attractive Jews.

The NewMAN himself

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Costanza is the only correct choice

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>delete this

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Elaine's little kicks are OP.

Jerry goes on about how the media killed comedy, and he's sort of right.

So we can laugh at this pleb, bro.

He's in

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i can't even main george anymore because everyone knows his Bosco weakness ffs

Are there any modern sitcoms that explain how 99% of the situations wouldn't happen thanks to smartphones?

Why is there no seinfeld fighting game? Seriously.

FUUUCK I thought I was the only one who loved that shot of her

Because he's a comedian first and foremost and knows full well how much comedians are getting fucked by blog/tweets about offensive jokes.

>Kramer's good for unpredictable attacks
>George is good for grappling and throwing people out of the way
>Elaine has good kicking attacks especially when music is playing
>Jerry is the boring all-rounder main character but has the best alternate costume options like the Puffy Shirt

Jerry is the master packer. He has the biggest inventory size by far.

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Is stranger things a sitcom?

George Steinbrenner

this is unironically one of the few cases where the "jewish brainwashing" meme is actually true

>Stranger Things is an American science fiction horror web television series
I know what all of these words mean but when combined does very little.

Dude you ARE me

sauce

I have the line, Easy big fella, burnt into my brain

Good to see patrician taste

What do you think of Tawni? The cat fungus girl. Blond short hair killer body, nice face.

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>nobody wis
i approve

Not bad at all, reminds me of Hitchcock's girls

Why was Costanza so redpilled?

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George would, if he could become a civil war buff.

how do I unlock Newman?

The similarity is uncanny what a observation.

You must have missed the suicide side quest

FUCKING JAPAN TIME

Deliver the mail but miss a few times

Here's your wis character, bro

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*Cocks back his head, and entire torso while pumping fists back and forth and marching vigorously.

I'M THE WIZ, IM THE WIZ

>shrinkage
Genuine fear every time I get out of the water and my bathing suit clings skin tight. Gotta fluff that shit so it's not an exact outline of my [temporarily] tiny dick.

What are you a life guard or something?

>only life guards to the beach or pool
I do live on a beach so it happens more than most people I guess.

time for a Kramer Komedy Komeback

>Living on the beach
More like living the dream

Got any interesting stories? I don't mean finding any state fishing lobster cages.

>play seinfeld turn-based strategy game on the train
>ukranian man smashes it
Reminder never to play vidya in public.

"Living the dream" is always a sarcastic saying. People often get depressed as shit and forget to appreciate where we live. They get caught up in partying every night and fuck themselves up or move back to wherever they came from after a couple years. I've been and sometimes all it takes is a genuine beach day to relax and remember why I chose to live here.

this

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Kessler

The Chinese Restaurant or The Parking Garage?

Prime Jewesses are more attractive than white women, they just hit the wall harder.

I lived in a laid back suburbs type community the very last few months of living in australia, at like 5 minute walk from the beach. I would have given my left arm to be able to stay there.

That's not really true, contemporary references were never really a huge part of the show other than the episodes with the knockoff OJ lawyer and those were pretty weird ones.

>not going David Puddy for a high CHA low INT build
>not getting the Larry David DLC

What about handsome Tony?

High str high cha and 1 int.

damn that got me good

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Has there ever been such a gallant character in the show?

>not playing seinfeld ultimate

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i dig kramer's and george's design.

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you're not far enough in yet. He's teased in the second world but becomes an antagonist by world 3

seinfeld isn't funny
fuck off back to with your gay normalfag shit

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Oh my, a tender one here huh?

>becomes an antagonist by world 3
Dude what the fuck spoiler that shit

Jason Alexander

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Elaine's little kicks are hard to land but they do a ton of damage.

Unironically using this link to get off this gay board. Thanks nigger.

Kramer:
lock picking 100
character perks:
unique dialogue options

O. Kramer is busted. That's why he's banned in tournaments. After season 3 I started maining George and he's godlike. I lose to that fucker Lloyd Braun all the time though.

My favorite scene
youtu.be/BoLPLsQbdt0?t=15

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Kramer
That be like a Malkavian play through

Holy mother of fucking zoomers in here

>tfw can't beat the wiz
any tips? my Elaine support just fucking stops whenever I fight him leaving me to solo.

fucking same

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Kramer => malkavian
Jerry => Gangrel
Elaine => Toreador maybe?
George => ?

There's far too much effort put into this to be from here

Quality DLC

unironically trash if you watch it as an adult. Topanga gets nice milkers though.

george is 100% nos

because it's been copied to death by worse shows

Not surprising. The first half is a goofy kids show that wouldn't hold up as an adult and then when they got to college it was just a knock off Friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw

but it's jokes aren't funny and it's overall just boring

It's situational humor rather than setup punchline.

Elaine after they tweaked the charisma mechanic

even then it's just dull and feels just awkward to watch

Yeah. I think Mr Feeny holds up but I havent seen it in a while.

>tfw you unlock Punished Kramer

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Kramer mains, what's your favorite taunt?

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Straightening her hair really did wonders for her.
I want to bury my face in her armpits.

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>omg AWKWAAARD! so cringe! second hand embarrassment!

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FORK
UP
YOUR
ASS

>OMG EVADING MY CRITICISM! WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!

There's almost none of this in Seinfeld.

Enter the secret code to unlock the boss as a playable character.

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Elain had 3 phases of hair though

The poofy hair
The straight hair
The curls

My personal favorite would definitely be the curls

which one?

What should I watch tonight for that substitute friendship feeling?

Because you're a joyless, humorless underage faggot. And even if you weren't, saying you were "forced" to watch it implies you had no interest at all and were literally made against your will to sit there and and watch it by someone else. There is 0% chance anyone forced to do anything will enjoy that activity regardless of what it is.

Season 5 - The Opposite

>forced to watch 171 of 180 episodes
Most full of shit post I've seen all week.

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Scrubs

I went into the show being open minded. The show was all we had to watch for like a week.
I didn't like the first episode, nor most episodes that proceeded the first. I found most of the cast of characters unlikable, dull. And the atmosphere (if that's the right word) from episode to episode didn't help with my enjoyment. The jokes situational or not, did not inspire laughter in me. Barely a few light "heh"s came from my mouth whilst watching.

I watched all of scrubs a lo back in high school. Does it hold up or is it shit like most comedies from the early to mid 2000s?

Some of the family guy cutaways can be annoying but they don't actually happen as much as you remember, other than that it's still great.

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Scrubs is still great.

I'm not a racist. That's what's so insane about this!