December 31, 2019

>December 31, 2019
>new Nintendo Direct
>standard stuff, like game and gameplay reveals
>Direct seemingly ends
>suddenly Reggie steps onto screen
>announces Earthbound Beginnings and Earthbound coming to Switch
>"But wait, there's more."
>reveals the fourth fighter pass for Ultimate
>it's Porky and his final smash summons Giygas
>Direct finally ends
>youtu.be/gWWlRKyYdgs starts to play
Search your hearts; you know it'll happen.

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REGGIE ISN"T EVEN APART OF THE COMAPNY ANYMORE FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TRANNY ASS SHIT

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Why must you make us look worse than we already are, fake Porkybro? Haven't we been through enough pain?

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barely anybody played the mother games
mother 3 wasn't even released in english

>our series is already incredibly fortunate to have a fighter, let alone 2, as well as 3 stages, as every other Nintendo series of Mother's caliber has been absolutely shafted and is lucky to have an AT, if that
>let's whine for more
Porkyfags get the rope

>barely anybody played the mother games
This is wrong and you know it.

Reggie, hah.
He's happy to be retired and no longer having to deal with smashfags and people nagging him about the Mother series.

The original DLC announcement that all characters would be crossovers from 3rd parties
Why does everyone forget this?

Because that was simply never said.

Reggie retired so that doug gets a head start in likability when doug releases mom tree

He never said that

>no mention of Porky or Giygas in Ultimate
>while other characters get multiple spirits of the same character there's no Porky from EB, Porky+Spider mech, Brawl Porky Boss, Mother 3 Porky, M3 Porky+Mech or Porky Statue
>only the ASC
>no Gigyas from M1 or EB
>several wacky EB spirits like Buzz Buzz and Ness' Dad but not the main antagonists
>blatant Gigyas reference in the spirit event but no new spirits when this was when I was expecting them the most
It's sketchy,, it's so fucking sketchy, I don't have hope for Porky as much as I'm too skeptical to think this means absolutely nothing.

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nobody is going to pay extra money for this literally who

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People bought Roy, Corrin and Hero.

The entirety of Japan probably bought that last one

>comparing hero to a mother character
hahaha

I've always wondered. Is Pokey's mouth gaping open, or just has huge buck teeth.Or perhaps it's one giant tooth

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It's just an open mouth, he's like :o

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>Reggie

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I guarantee millions of people have downloaded and played the Mother 3 fan translation.

>Muh representation
Nobody cares. Fire Emblem has 7 characters. Cope.

Bro if Joker is in literally anyone can get in.

Because that’s a big fat lie.

Literally every Smash fan knows who Porky is. He was a major boss in Brawl, and has an entire fucking stage based around him.

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joker's game is at 3 million sales, more than double the entire mother series combined

>December 31, 2019
>the fourth fighter

are you fucking retarded

Saying "My dad works at nintendo and this is going to happen" should be bannable.