Play WoW classic

fpbp

low test, a nicely trimmed bush is peak aesthetics

fpwp

>tfw gonna fap to the same classic shit as i did when i played the classic shit

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baste, don't listen to the zoomers.

>no scarlet in the ranks when laying siege to undercity in BfA
>introduce arthas sister again to replace sylvanas
>forget about the scarlets who have fought in lordaeron as the rightful exile government since before classic
Fuck Blizz

Based

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Fuck no.

Look at this literal barbarian.

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>nicely trimmed
This is not what average bush fag in Yea Forums implying.

No
This

weak
also
>same hivemind but with a score system
no

inv to asmon layer pls

WoW ascension is better than vanilla WoW
Thats not saying much but it is.

jesus fuck i haven't seen this since google videos

Listen to this man. Bush is like punctuation. You either want just the right amount or none at all. Too much punctuation makes you look like a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when's classic going to be released? I feel like blizzard should be advertising this more.

Bare pussy is superior. Quit being gay.

Fuck off faggot.

Weren't there Scarlet dudes in the Pali Legion class hall, or am I remembering wrong?

Nice headcanon, faggot.

Low test.

This.

Ah, asmonlayer... Home...

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And give blizzard money? No thanks

>forget about the scarlets who have fought in lordaeron as the rightful exile government since before classic
The fuck are you talking about? Scarlet Crusade was a corrupt as fuck band of paladins and priests from the disbanded Silverhand. None of them were Lordaeron government officials.

>Forget
Scarlets got canonically destroyed in WotLK.

No? I did all of them and didn't see a single one. It was mostly Utherwank and muh old gods.

this

pubes are god's gift. he put them on you for a reason, to trap the musky smell of sex and sweat.

Ahh, an user with taste for once I see.

I need a sub to play wow classic?

You didn't pay attention to the lore. They were the last remnants of Lordaeron and they have the highest claim to it.
Pic related.

Because Blizz got butthurt that too many players sympathized with them. First they tried to make you hate them in Classic with the dread lord and when that failed they forced you to join the argent retardation in WotLK and reused the dread lord thing again as a spit in your face.

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>Because Blizz got butthurt that too many players sympathized with them. First they tried to make you hate them in Classic with the dread lord and when that failed they forced you to join the argent retardation in WotLK and reused the dread lord thing again as a spit in your face.

That's fine but don't move the goalpost. The reason for your original problem (no Scarlets in BFA) is not because Blizzard forgot but because they no longer exist, they got killed in WotLK.
Some of the player Death Knights are canonically ex-Scarlets but that's about it.

Will it be buy to play?

If not,

no thx

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I'd be more inclined to give it a try if it wasn't lumped together with retail so they could still charge 15 bucks, neither game is worth 15 dollars a month, so they can use it to inflate their numbers to trick people into thinking current Blizzard isn't being run by a bunch of idiots.

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They killed most of them over for no reason in Cataclysm. Even fucking Marjhan, it's a shame, she had great dialogue, could have done a lot with her, instead of having that stupid sleigh travelling the plaguelands.

>not because Blizzard forgot
You're right. Blizz intentionally wanted to remove every trace of them from the game since too many players supported them.
>Some of the player Death Knights are canonically ex-Scarlets but that's about it.
Which is such a mockery and a complete joke that there is no way to justify it even with their retarded new meme lore.

For the longest time I've hoped that Abbendis would came back as some kind of dullahan during the following of Wotlk. Sadly, this never happened.

alkaizer noooo!!! back to clicking games

Man of tastes, only pedos and baby dicks want it smooth. I want to be able to grind my cock into her bush and cover my cum like a brush.

Blizz hates Scarlets and anything that might be even remotely seen as "alt-right" so you're fucked.
I'm not defending this mind you, just saying what their faggotry is.

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no just the subscription

You animal.

The father or daughter?
I wish they hade made her Scarlet Onslaught a faction that you could choose in WotLK instead of the Argent Crusade, similar to Aldors and Scryers in TBC. For humans and dwarves only of course, and maybe blood elves after a really long questline.

Yeah that might be the reason. They certainly had a really nice aesthetic that might attract those kind of people too so I guess Blizz took the safe way out which is a fucking shame.

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>pic
holy autism
Blizzard gave up their shitty plot to jusitfy the forsaken joining the horde because it was supposed to be the "monsters and weirdos" faction, why do people get so upset about fanfic shit like this
warcraft's universe was nothing crazy to begin with, sure they started taking a very big dump on it with wow but nothing of value was lost

Ah, layering... authentic vanilla expirience

>when's classic going to be released? I feel like blizzard should be advertising this more.
They took to long to capitalize on it and hope this release will prove everyone was wrong in wanting to go back to the old days.

>tfw eu so dont have to deal with streamer shit

I really don't understand what kind of people enjoys sodapoping, it's bland as fuck.

>and hope this release will prove everyone was wrong in wanting to go back to the old days.
hey retard it's a company we're talking about, not some highschool-tier grudge that activision would hold against "gamers"
classic will probably be very profitable, I doubt it cost that much to remake

Can't decide on a class.
>wanna chill, do all content, truly immerse myself and get comfy, have several months off by the time it's out
>like to farm gold while listening to music
>love to wpvp, and gank and camp and get sent death threats
>don't care about going out of my way to minmax, don't care about meters, but will do the best i can anyway
Suggestions?

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fpbp as always

Shit was fixed with an ICD, pay attention next time cuck.

They have stated years ago that they have lost the original lines of code to their vanilla version of the game. This release may be nearly bare-bones but it cost them plenty to implement features that were not available upon releases. With cross-realm sharding being one major new feature.

druid

If you're extremely incompetent then frost mage.

No this user but:

You filthy little troglodytes. No wonder women don't even approach you.
It's worse when you don't shave retards. Because the pubes absorb and hold sweat, and all other not so sexy things, which results in your genital area stinking like the filthiest of pigs.

What the fuck you barbarians? When men are being told to build and have their "mancave"...they don't mean a literal one, you obnoxious pieces of turds.

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I'm also EU but I think it would be fun to be on a streamer server since there will be big server wide events going on all the time. Community driven things are always fun no matter the source.

When I shave my pubes it itches really bad for a couple of days.

u gay

what's the estimated price of a rank 14 account? I'm not sure if I want to do the 3 month grind.

That's why you don't shave it completely. Only the dick and balls area.
The rest keep it at a length of 1-2 cm long. You don't have to shave it all through if it itches you so much.

I plan on it, I just hope layering doesn't make it feel dead from day 1.

unbased

My balls itch the worst, what ball shaving technique do you use?

>women don't approach me because they somehow know I don't shave my balls
How do they know? Are they psychic?

will be at least a few thousand for the first batch, and the first ones that get sold are most likely to be banned, just roll a rogue ahead of the curve and dab on the rank fixers

But I do trim and shover regularly. That doesn't mean I want my hot drawings to be shaved.

classic wow was the equivalent of a job that you have to pay to do

>absolutely hate all casters in vanilla
>ret is the most boring thing ever
>rogues are for fags
>if i go warrior have to play a fucking human or lose out on a racial that apparently makes up to a 9% difference in dps, can't raid as arms because of debuff slots
Why do we like this game again? Maybe I'll just go NE anyway and let people laugh.

Man, it must be hard being autistic instead of just playing video games for fun like most people.

what a shitty fanart you found

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It's more like a job where you actually get rewarded for your hard work and can see that you're slowly but surely making real progress.

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Even the wikipedia vaginas are shaved.

>literally said i'm probably going the completely inferior race anyway even though it's a huge difference because i like the way they look
retard

Scarlet Crusade did nothing wrong.
kind of sad Classic won't have transmogs so I can't pretend to be a scarlet crusade priest at lvl 60

>pretend to be a scarlet crusade priest at lvl 60

You have modern wow for that

Do you just blank out and not read half of the posts you reply to? That's the second time you've done that in this thread.

classic wow is like cheap heroin

Unpopular opinion, but I want the modern graphics to be a client-side toggle. I already played through toaster graphics WoW once and it does have it's charm, but the new animations, ground meshes, certain character models and especially the spells are pretty nice

I'm going to roll a dorf hunter, and bank on pre-raid BiS dragonscale ltw pieces for a while.
Did you plan anything to try making some coin, user?

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*LW

>Play WoW classic
Why? It will never be the same as it originally was and I don't want to play with a bunch of streamfags and zoom zooms.

I can't wait to see all the hype fade away and all you faggots left with nothing but utter despair and disappointment.

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can someone explain the layering shit to me?
Do they have so few servers they need to have layers?

Do you prefer your women to have beards, too?

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SEETHING asmonfaggot

Duaghter, since the quests specified that she had to be decapitated.

Blizzard correctly thinks 95% of the people who play Classic the first two weeks are going to quit by the 4th week and instead of ending up with 50 servers with less than 100 people on each server they'd rather have 5 servers with multiple copies of Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor for the first two weeks and then once everyone quits remove the extra continent copies.

The tabard is all you need user. I never ever took mine off through all the years.

>y-you think you do but you don't
World of Warcraft is going the way of Runescape and you know it.

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>It will never be the same as it originally was
not with that attitude

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Ah yeah sorry I read your post too fast. I felt disappointed and disgusted at Blizzard during that entire questline in Dragonblight since I named my main Abbendis and even tried to copy her appearance. WoW died with the Scarlet Onslaught in my eyes.

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>smellfags
Should've guessed. All the shittiest fetishes are tied to these degenerates, pubes, armpit hair, feet, facesitting, rimjobs, literal scat. Every time it's these faggots.

ulta based
all the seething replies just prove it

Nah, I will play new POE league a week after WOW release. I wonder if WOW gonna die when I finished with POE.

imagine ignoring a main sensory stimuli that evolved right in the middle of your fucking face because you were a faggot

positively based post

Just because you've got a nose doesn't mean you have to smell shit, just becaus eyou have a tongue doesn't mean you have to eat shit, just because you-
Fuck this crap.

Imaging using your main sensory stimuli to taste shittiest smells imaginable, there's a whole female body that smells good in almost every possible place, yet you choose a fucking ass/piss hole.

lol if you don't enjoy the smell of pussy i don't even know what to tell you. please quote in my post where i mention scat or piss btw

lol contrarian losers

lmao cope

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just play arms and mash that fucking mortal strike. All the seething cucks will have to suck your dick when you are top dps

>arms
>top dps

>accidentally pull more than one mob
>low on health
>fear them in order to bandage
>pull even more mobs
>die
Warrior is hell to level and that didin't change until late WOTLK.

I thought they were good with gear, no? Never played woyer so I wouldnt know

Best class for immersion?

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Depends on your race.

>generic anime garbage

shaman and paladin

Okay.

Best race for immersion?

Human or orc. Warrior/Paladin for human, Warrior/Shaman for orc.

That doesn't fix anything cuck. It doesn't belong in the game in the first place

The same thing in that specific spot happens on private servers though. The other week I kept chasing after a disappearing peacebloom and it was impossible to get

Human retardin.

What a faggot. I bet you eat your oranges with the peel on.

>posts shitty low quality anime version instead
???

Seriously kill yourself. What the hell is wrong with you? If a bitch doesn't shave her cunt she is worthless. I want to see everything and a bush is nasty as fuck. Stinks, looks like shit, and also makes it harder to see all my cum running out of her cunt. Fucking piece of shit. I hate you.

Imagine that, an autist on 4chins idolizing a right wing extremist terrorist organization.....

As they rightly should. The alt-right needs to be euthanized.

>he removes the peel
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you peel your apples and grapes as well?

i was actually there and spent every waking hour from launch until mid BC playing. so no thanks. i fear it will feel hollow to me, you can never go home again. i can't blame wrathbabbies for wanting to see what it was like, though i doubt the experience will be as pure in 2019, no chance.

Warrior, you have to interact and get help from others to deal with shit others can solo.

INV TO THE REDDIT LAYER

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I pity people who have to play on Mutt servers and endure such things.

Why do incels larp as sex havers?

Honest thoughts on /ourguy/ Tips? Reminder that because of his efforts we finally got Classic WoW servers

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Low test faggot, trimming it to a low but aesthetic level is best for both male and female.
What you should be shaving is armpits, again both male and female.
If your crotch stinks despite trimming hair then you need to learn to fucking take a shower once a day.

People dodging the important question. What class will you hit on?

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Explain?

Esfand was just as important, if not more.

>want to play horde warrior because raiding alli as warrior is super lame without windfury and salvation is a complete meme crutch that doesnt equate to fun
>guild is going alli, dont like or am indifferent toward majority of people in the guild
>dont particularly want to rank to 14, but i'll end up doing it despite not really having the time to sacrifice to do it
>would rather just play mage under these circumstances
>refuse to play mage without wotf
>would raidlog alli warrior and then main ud mage on my own and casually rank to 10, but ive never been able to level an alt
It's all so tiresome. I don't even want to play at this point.

pffffffffhahahaha

fucking based

10 times more streamers and their orbiters on US servers.

If WoW is so good why isn't there a WoW 2?

BASED

fucking shitter that never played classic and was reporting "bugs" left and right
also complaining about "trolls" on his events
what a fucking sissy he turned out to be

nigger we are on WoW 8 atm

I cant believe this guy is the face of classic wow. Why didnt blizz pick someone likeable, like swifty?

go to bed tips

Why is hunter's DPS so fucking trash?
Why even call that class a DPS class if you deal less damage than a ret prot or a druid?
It is so fucking bad blizzard had to create a fucking mechanic of their own just so people brought them to raids
Fucking piece of shit class, I guess it is okey at PvP if you are braindead or undergeared

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clips.twitch.tv/CourteousCulturedWaffleYouWHY

Fpbp

Filthy pedo opinion discarded.

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Who gives a shit about raw DPS in a stale raid? The amount of utility a hunter has compared to other classes is crazy, if he has enough time he can kite and kill most things. Classic wow is hunters playground.

>Imagine rolling a Hunter
lmao
>Worse CC than Mages and Rogues
>Worse damage than Mages and Rogues
>Gets shit on by pretty much any class spec in the game without any problems
>Have to constantly buy stuff to even work properly
>Worse at PvP than Warrior
>Worse pets than Warlock
I guess you can spend 9 hours farming a dungeon by yourself, if that's what you find really fun

>Because the pubes absorb and hold sweat

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Why does this guy get so much hate from redditors? He's the only good classic wow content creator. Not to mention he was the top warrior back in Nost.

this so much, if we could replace hunters from raids with literally anything, it would speed up things by quite a lot, but nah, you gotta do the tranq shots, huh?
would rather take 2 enh shamans over 4 hunters

No i don't play dogshit, Fuck you Blizzard you are the most incompitent entity after Bethestda.