He picks human in fantasy RPGs

Not playing his own race? Are you some cuck faggot?

Every RPG always human and always Knight, Paladin, Templar or something similiar.

>t.

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You're right, that's boring. Let's see what else i could pick.
>small human
>pointy ear human
>green ugly human
>animal human
>reptile human

That's a tough choice!

I do because I have a shortstack kink and fantasize semi regularly about being consensually raped by a strong dwarf woman

>Netflix original

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I never got dwarfs before but I started playing DF and became a dorfchad

That pic is very clearly using cgi.

Sorry i am not amerimutt

>Consensually raped
>He doesn't fantasize about having a healthy sexual relationship with a loving Dwarf/Halfling woman whose sharp wit and clever wordplay keeps you interested even when you're not carrying her around the house, finding things to bend her over on

>Why yes I think humans are the best race, how could you tell?

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user what do you take me for, a fucking casual? Of course all of my sex fantasies ultimately end in marriage and love.

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dem debates

He says as he logs onto his Elf, which aside from the ears look exactly like fucking humans.

Not just any humans, Nordic Ubermensch.

I exclusively play as a human male and make it my goal to have sex with all the non human females, especially if they have female anthros like khajits.

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>He picks anything but Skeleton if given the option to play Skeleton

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I don't see a difference anymore, it's kind of like for most games now. It seems it's mainly just cosmetic choice compared to a time when choosing a race gave you certain major advantages and disadvantages.

Skeleton is boring, they're boneheads and don't got guts.

This expect the part about fucking furries

>more mana
>more rep.

Definitely.

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I pick who has the best shit for whatever I'm doing. Humans just happen to have better shit.

Dude, I pick human with pointy ears or shorty bearded human because I'm
Always
Unique
Totally
Interesting and
Sometimes
Mysterious

UwU

A game without playable skeletons is not worth playing.

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>"skeletons" are a mix between a skeleton and a zombie because they chinks don't like pure skeletons

That was very original, user! The problem is, that the image macro you took this from wasn't funny the first time it made it's round throughout the internet years ago.

t. autismo

>Skeleton is boring
See this is how I know you're a 100% bonefide numbskull

worst feel, I swear by causing gay shit like this to happen and wiping cool animals such as sharks off the face of the planet, they must have some sort of bone to pick with me

>tfw only used to play elven wizards when I was a teenager because I wanted to be hot and smart
>now as a boomer orc or half-orc is my favorite race, and if that isn't an option then a dwarf

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>tfw I'm the same way
>tfw I only play my Elves as haughty bastards or vicious warriors
>tfw all of my Orks are either Boomer puns or working-class people with green skin
One of these days I'm going to play that Orcish Trucker, one of these days...

>He doesn't exclusively play beast races

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Why do people play non-humans? Do you guys not feel guilty when you deliberately fight against your own species, or are you misanthropes irl?

>inb4 it's just a game you autist
Most people still feel a natural affinity for their own species.

you're right, I don't

Pick human for warrior/fighter classes
Pick elf for archer classes
Pick the ugliest/strangest looking race for mage/wizard

Why wouldn't I play as the master race?

I prefer fantasy games with no playable furries or demi-humans.

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but the skeleton party member is the comic relief

because they're humerus

>please validate my choices for I am a boring person

Undead is the correct choice.

Imagine picking dwarf and playing through the whole game as a fucking midge
>b-but they're strong

>Most people still feel a natural affinity for their own species.
Just because I feel a natural affinity towards my own species doesn't mean it overpowers any interest towards playing a non-human, you no-fun Nancy. Yes, I like Humans, but I want to play an Elf because they're cool.

Playing goblins right now

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What a fucking patrician.

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>pick elves (or the equivalent)
>"oh, these elves are written like shit"
>drop game
Every time

>Play human
>Fuck other races

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They're also very stalwart in the face of adversity because, while they might be natural cowards, they have a strong backbone.

If you can't relate to how cool humans are, chances are that you yourself are a boring person and you project that boredom of yourself onto others.

Literally the dream.

or ex lardass

>Game claims their Elves are different
>They're a persecuted minority shunned by greater society
Oh, I hate this. Almost as much as,
>Every Elf is a woodland archer
When can we get some proper High Elven shenanigans in video games?

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Humans are shitty and boring. Always have been, always will. I don't play video games so I can self insert and play as myself. I can already be myself.
>r-race traitor!! muh epic warhammer humans!!!
Fuck off back to /pol/, niggers.

Humans are not cool in the slightest. They're the most Mary Sue race in everything they're in because people have to force them to be relevant and be on par with the actual interesting races.
>Wow! Finally a video game where I can play as a human and just roleplay as myself! YES!!! I need validation for my shitty boring life!

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This thread is making me want to play through DA:Origins as an elf archer/thief style character Tbh.

I just tend to gravitate towards whatever's not available in most other games desu. I play as a human in 99% of games so I'll pick another race if it's available.

You're the guy that orders hamburgers at an Italian restaurant, aren't you.

I only play blond haired handsome aryans in my game, u mad moon coon?

>tell white males that they were born with an Original Sin of being white
>invade the only sector keeping them from going haywire irl to insult them
>brag about how all white males should be jobless or lose their jobs
>white males follow the logical leftover route and activate their barbarian genes to fuck shit up
>point at the terrorist that you created with your toxic daily rhetoric as evidence for the need of your own toxic SJW rhetoric as self-affirmation, creating a vicious circle
>rinse and repeat
The Anglocucksphere is pretty hilarious in the past decade.

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>That one weird french movie where everyone is animal related puppets, and the main character has a talking penis and proceeds to fuck a sentient crack in the wall.

Pass on the non-human races for me boss.

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I literally pick what I deem to be the best class. Humans are almost always the most balanced and able to do any combo of skills etc.
I did love playing as a Geth in ME3 multiplayer though.

Human characters give us the strongest thing to identify with. That's why 99% of stories are about humans. Humans are the default and for good reason. Calling that "dull" and wanting to "subvert" it just to be different makes it pretty clear you are either a self-hating misanthrope or have no other options for making your already dull characters interesting.

>Being a furfag

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What is this creatura and why does it look like el goblina 56%

Ive only seen the GIF of what youre talking about.

Humans can be complete badasses who wrestle bears and get lost in the wilderness for no reason other than glory. We regularly risk our lives for stupid shit and fun despite being short lived. We're crafty little fucks who can find a loophole in anything. I'm sure if dragons or other powerful fantasy creatues existed for real, there would be weapons and tactics to defeat every one of them going all the way back to neolithic ages. We took down woolly mammoths by chucking sharp shit at them. But above everything else we bend our environment and the creatures within it. I sit next to a dog that millennia ago would rip my throat out for a meal, and now he will roll around on the floor because I ask him to. He can't even imagine doing anything else.

Except if this was true we'd see a wider range of mass shooters, which isn't happening. Every mass shooter seems to be the same, "mid-20s dweeb with strong right predilections and an intense online presence." These are not the working-class whites, or the urbanites, or any number of people who you'd think, through interacting with the "sub-humans," would develop an urge to go on a one man Crusade.

>Here's a cool race of lizard people with interesting lore and backstory
>Here's a cool race of robot people with interesting lore and backstory
>Here's a cool race of elf people with interesting lore and backstory
>Here's a cool race of alien people with interesting lore and backstory
>... and uh, humans, which are just humans
>"ME WANT PLAY AS DA ME RACE"

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i tried sitting down to watch it, apparently it's french revolution themed. Didn't get to finish it.

Tried playing as a khajiit in skyrim but how the fuck are you supposed to take your character seriously

>>we
Yeah, sure you do.
>Taking credit for shit that barely anyone else but a handful of people do

>Calling that "dull" and wanting to "subvert" it just to be different makes it pretty clear you are either a self-hating misanthrope or have no other options for making your already dull characters interesting.
I don't play Elves because I want to "subvert expectations," I play an Elf because I want to explore a different race/society and how they play differently compared to Humans. Plus, I like the haughty Elven aesthetic.

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usually because the other race designs are ugly as fuck or have no flavor

>Except if this was true we'd see a wider range of mass shooters, which isn't happening.
Except it is true which is why the rise of mass shootings like this only coincides with the current timeline of SJW cuckery whereas it wasn't present 4-5-6 decades ago when the USA was as armed as ever on the civilian level.
They don't need to be working class, they only need to feel that the "working" part is made impossible for them because of frequent SJW crusades to deplatform and fire and bar from employment anyone and everyone who is white and not cutting their own dicks off. Congrats, you've succeeded.

Not everything needs to be about humans you fucking cuck.
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS SETTING HAS NO HUMANS I HAVE NO ONE TO RELATE WITH FUCK THIS
Goddamn I fucking hate normies so fucking much.

thats a puppet with cgi to make it look better.

If I wanted to identify with humans I would go outside.

I've been waiting for this since they first announced it. Edge of my seat. I'm probably going to be disappointed but I can't wait. Only 3 and a half weeks, lads.

I don't care about all the other bullshit netflix does just thank you for this. I won't be paying for it but I still thank you, netflix.

Guns = penis extension for Betamax cucks. Just go visit /k/, more full of compensating manlets than /fit/.

>based netflix

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So shit games like pic related then?

>playing anything except beast races
LMAO

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Glad I switched from those "I get bullied in school glass frames." to regular frames.

>Well there's always a choice. But yes, I do always play as humans, how could you tell?

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>please tell me how based I am, guys...

based retard

>Well no, bitterness doesn't make you feel better. But I do understand people who might feel that way, I don't blame them. After all, they play as elves.

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stop yiffing

>BASED tier
Dwarf, Skeletons
>Varied tier
Orcs, other undead, High Elves
>Self Insert tier
Humans
>Shit and boring tier
other Elves, Beast Races
>Literally who tier
Any race not mentioned

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yiff yiff murr, faggot.

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Objective fantasy race tier list

GOD TIER
Humans

GOOD TIER
Dwarves
Halflings
Orcs

OKAY TIER
Gnomes
Half-Breeds

SHIT TIER
Elves
"Dark" Versions of Above Races
Furry Races (Cat Men, Wolf Men, Rat Men, Lizardmen, etc)
Meme Non-Races (Skellingtons, Wookies, etc)

SNOWFLAKE TIER
Literally everything too special to not be listed already

What gaym lets me be a skele?

Based

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skeletons are literally the worst race in any game ever
every single person I've ever met who actually enjoyed undead trash was a total autist

I change my mind actually, Bugmen in BASED tier too, all other Beast races in shit

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Nope that's a puppet. Digital cameras are just so good now that puppets look even more fake as shit.

>Why yes, I do exclusively play as Humans, how did you know?

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I see no reason to stop

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t. Chang

Actual objective tier list

GOD TIER
any type of dragon/lizard race
aetherial beings
dryads

Good tier
orcs
trolls
halflings

okay tier
gnomes

shit tier
all elves
all humans

you should kill yourself tier
skeletons
any undead race
insect races

Ted Kaczynski said some shit about liberals purposefully putting themselves in danger by being as annoying as possible to justify their victim complex, so what you're talking about just seems like an extension of that.

imagine disliking the objective best fantasy races

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This is a thread for people who actually play the game, typing paragraphs in ERP servers isn't gameplay

>Based tier
Beast, Alien, Robot races
>Good tier
Demihuman races (Demons, Orcs, Onis)
>Shit tier
Everything else

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Do you really have to do this? Can't you just make a thread on /trash/?

It's still funny that this is technically not against the rules now

>Aliens, Robots
finally some taste

It's puppets.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=UMRz6Hfjelo

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do what, user?

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>He picks females when he's a man IRL

I know you do it you faggot.

That doesn't break any rules tho

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because I'm a woman on the inside!

>skeleton gets turned into a gay ghost because chinks
fuck china i still miss the skeleton king

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Coming from someone that undoubtedly posts in /hmofa/

kys retard

>don't you see? They have taken EVERYTHING from us!! They have it COMING!!!
Give us a shout out when you shoot up a bar or your work user. Maybe you'll get this shithole site shut down and do something of value with your life.

>>Here's a cool race of lizard people with interesting lore and backstory
>>Here's a cool race of robot people with interesting lore and backstory
>>Here's a cool race of elf people with interesting lore and backstory
>>Here's a cool race of alien people with interesting lore and backstory
Name 1 (one) game

>god tier
Skeletons
>great tier
Vampires, Dullahans, Bugmen, Slimes, Demons, Cyborgs, Werewolves
>good tier
Demihumans (Elves, Dwarfs, Goblins, etc), Beastmen, 0.01% of Humans
>shit tier
Ningen

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Tactics was mechanically and storywise shit. Also you literally had a some weird dragon girl as one of the playable characters and demons.

statistically you'll do it before me tranny furcel

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But elves are just another stand-in for one human society archetype

When you shoot up your next school,cletus?

>can't make the difference between fiction and reality

What's the purpose of proving my point and then trying to insult someone not part of your nu-Western current age low IQ political culture in the same way you do your own people? I mean, i know you've grown feces instead of grey matter up there, you don't need to go out of your way to prove it.

>picking anything less
must suck not being white

I like to self-insert myself into the game

I do too, user... I do too...

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>t.19 years old
They didn't bully you enough in school lmao

>humancucks are a bunch of shitty white supremacists
figures
always gotta be about race

never heard of the original movie but this looks fun.
is the old movie worth?

>generic realistic twink foxes
If you're gonna shitpost, can you at least not have entry level shit taste in fur. Seriously, that's some bottom of the barrel shit.

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>implying ethereals aren't the best race
>being a retarded bigot
shouldn't you be out trying to shoot up a school by now?

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For me, it's dwarven druids.