It's time. Grab your class and we can finally play

No idea what this is but Page of Void here.

Page of Void. So I empower others with... nothingness?

Time mage.
Usually this is bonker.

You know a lot about time, perhaps you could predict it?

The guy in the comic who has the title Knight of Blood is an edgy boy on the surface and a big teddy bear underneath

>use void as a weapon
>create a micro-black hole inside the skull of your enemy, causing their heads to implode
seems strong

Page of void, is that good?

Homestunk is an interactive Anglo-Saxon autism simulator multi-media experience that mostly involves reading chatlogs written by fictional 12 year olds. It's extremely retarded, and even the people who like it will call it trash. But the writer is some kind of savant, and he comes up with awesome shit sometimes, like the hero class system.

I don't get it.

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This video should explain everything
youtube.com/watch?v=ogFxgtsypBc

So what does OP's class stuff mean?

Page of Time
I don't even know what this shit means

The four kids in the comic play an ARG that turns out to be real, destroys the Earth and they escape via isekai magic into a higher dimension. They are given classes like in the OP to grow into and a videogame-like solar system environment by which to build their new home universe out of. Due to external interference they screw this up and accidentally create an invincible final boss that rampages through the session, then the multiverse. They have to team up with various other players from other alien worlds who played the same ARG to beat the impossible demon final bosses.

And it's all styled like old text adventure games.

>all those Pages
lmao

Yea Forums is always full of Page-fags and Bards. Makes perfect sense too

You mean a completely pathetic piece of shit.

>First half
Four teenagers play a video game. Elsewhere, a workplace dress code dispute results in the deaths of billions.
>Second half
Romantic drama written by an incurable autist and """""""""""""""""""Meta""""""""""""""""""" bullshit

>mage of void
ehhhh

you're jon snow

wheels

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What does Heir of Space mean?

Means you're a pretty girl made for pumping out kids.

post kino music
youtube.com/watch?v=T86uquWB9Mw

Probably a lot of size shifting and zipping/teleporting about.

That's Witch of Space.

That's ALL space players.

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The Space aspect is closely tied to fertility and motherhood. While not officially stated, it is essentially a female-only aspect.

Page of Space too, what the hell does this mean?

is there some chart that explains what result means what

It don't matter.
None of this matters.

But Heir is a male class, does that mean all Heirs of Space are traps?

>Knight of Void
rad

Better, they're reverse traps.

>Seer of Rage
Best element
Worst class
saw it coming

>Knight of Rage
UNGA BUNGA

>Seer
>worst class
seer is top tier

>Page of Void
is this good?
>"Invites application, exploitation of as a weapon"
So I Control nothing?

Essentially. Pages are Onion Knights, they're worthless until the endgame, by which they become overpowered beyond belief. That is, if they haven't given up by then.

>Witch of Doom

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>put no female only classes
>still get maid of space
What does this say about me

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>bard of void
this sounds dangerous

youtube.com/watch?v=ve7TB0FggaY
rip buzinkai

Open your heart, your mind, and your womb.

>select totally disagree a handful of times.
>realize almost everything else is going to be totally disagree.
I am a shit show of a human being

but I'm a guy

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Not anymore.

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>Bard of Breath/Space
I'll be your protagonist for tonight.

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Then bite the pillow

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>Knight of Light

How fucking based am I?

>Prince of Time
So does that mean my enemies don't get to do anything?

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Don't worry too much about it, user. I chose mostly totally agree, and look where that got me.

Neither do you, in exchange
Princes destroy their own aspect too

Sylph of Heart, yo.
Let me make you feel better about yourselves, anons

Bard of Time. It all returns to nothing

Bard of Void.
Can't figure it out.

>Page/Rogue of Life/Time
>not even homestuck's bullshit logic can place me
god damn it

i got Page of time too

I am apparently a multiclass
I control time and give people stands or something

Fuck I'm DIO

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Prince of Blood.

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from what i hace read, i am useless until late game, just like in real life

You're very very very good at killing Karkat Vantas specifically

It's what he deserves

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Mage of Void, sounds cool at least.

>homestuck
No.

>Knight of Rage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Knight of space. I'm not sure what that means but it sounds kind of cool

so does a mage of void create void or erase other energies?

Based Knight of Spacebro

Bard/Heir/Seer of Void

what does this mean

Based Bimbos.

>tfw no Knight/Thief romance

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He did fuck Meenah in the epilogues, though I can't remember if he held any candle for Dave, or if he manned up and realized that relationship was holding him back.

I'd prefer a murder-suicide instead

In Meat he only listens to Dave like a good housewife.

>muh space = female meme

>wanting to get cucked

Only Space players allowed.

Poor Thief players.

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Bard of time, ok then

It's not a meme if it's true girly.

Karkat is a good boy. Only troll that isn't shit.

>only troll that isn't shit
That's not Vriska.

I suppose Breath, Hope, Blood, Doom, and Rage must be all male, and Mind, Light, and Life must be all female then, right?

Nope, just space.

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Neither one of these is Terezi.

>Vriska
>good
Hussie go home.

That's a weird way to spell Sollux

nice headcanon

Nope, full-on canon. Was confirmed long ago: space is the propagation and mothering element.
Sorry dude, you're now a chick.

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Didn't expect to find someone with actual good taste here.
Poor guy barely gets any screentime.

>propagation
takes two to tango
>mothering
literally never stated

>takes two to tango
Yeah, and that's why Jade spends all her days fucking Dave and Kanaya spends all her days fucking Karkat. Nobody implied otherwise.

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>Kanaya spends all her days fucking Karkat
But wasn't Kanaya a hardcore lesbian?

Not anymore.

>he can't pick up on obvious subtext
oof yikes

>karkat/kanaya shipping
delusional
there's also lots of phallic imagery for space heroes (like the forge)
oof yikes

Prince of Space here.
Let's fucking do this.

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>delusional
Look at this dumbass, everyone laugh at him.

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>Prince of time
>Tfw You are The Crimson King

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I don't get it?

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Shai'Hulud

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Hope you like dick

I like dog dick.

Explain.

Is anyone posting the Observer link or what?

In act 7 she sucks karkat off

I've been trying to think of some interesting combinations I guess

>a Witch of Heart could control your soul
>a Rogue of Doom could make one very bad end for one person a marginally less bad and workable misfortune for everyone
>a Prince of Mind would be able to delete timeline possibilities

He is bullshitting you.

>page of void
so am i going to kill myself in a very creative way or what?

When's hiveswap act 2?
When's deltarune chapter 2?
When's Bard's tale 2?

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so... is creative interpretation of the class and aspect combination encouraged? or is there more or less precedent for each combo? dont want to step on any toes here...

Fuck if I know, but if you manage to not kill yourself and reach god tier you will probably be even more broken than usual.

Why is the epilogue so fucking bad?
Why did they turn Dirk into a psychopath?
why did they turn Jade into a fucking degenerate slut?
Why is everyone so fucking disgusting and pathetic and shitty?
I should have stopped at the credits

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I'm honestly convinced it is just hussie trolling his fanbase. It isn't like that is beyond him.

This test sucks I don't want to read all that

>When's hiveswap act 2?
They recently made hires related to it, so still a ways off but not actually cancelled (surprisingly)
>When's deltarune chapter 2?
When it's ready
>When's Bard's tale 2?
Came out in 1986. If you mean Bard Quest 2, never.

Part of it is trolling, part of it is pandering, all of it is not giving a shit anymore

Because Hussie loves trolling the fuck out of his fanbase.

because it was kino

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>all of it is not giving a shit anymore
I understand he knows he can get away with it, but it's still something people would throw money at him for, he should care.

Means you dumb and makes others dumb

He just had another publisher sign on for hiveswap

The only good things about the epilogue was dirk and calliope going haywire in the narration, Obama and Karkat the revolution leader

>depends on sex to give comfort in a singularity of irrelevance
This is surprisingly depressing.

Is he based?

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I cannot take the entire characters of Jade, Jane, Vriska, Jake, Roxy, Dave, Karkat, and I guess basically everyone seriously at this point. except Sollux, Calliope and Aradia

>taking anything in homestuck seriously ever

Dirk achieved his Ultimate Self which is described to encompass every instance of you that ever existed. For Dirk this includes his brain scan clone AI thing, which itself became part of his sprite that got sucked into a thing that became Lord English, so LE is a part of Dirk's Ultimate Self and he became evil.

Dirk ain't got shit on Bro Strider.

and dipshits still think that the ultimate self is a good thing

well most people don't become Lord English so for people like Rose and Dave this was less of an issue besides being in a robot body

>why did they turn Jade into a fucking degenerate slut?
Because she's getting in the way of precious davekat

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>why did they turn Jade into a fucking degenerate slut?

She had a dog dick and was horny, she couldn't help it

>Davekat
Why is this ship so fucking awful, lads?

because they're a pair of people who keep fronts as character personalities (Cool guy, Angry guy) when the truth is they're both a pair of fucking goobers perfect for each other and that's awful

>perfect for each other
But they're not. Karkat's not a goober and has ambitions. Karkat cares, but he IS angry, and he DOES want to be a leader. Dave is the one afraid of everything. They also really don't have any common interests, it's why every scene with them is them just sitting on the couch. They don't do anything together, because they're a stagnant nothing.

Anyway, what kind of retard thinks that thematic parallels are a suitable basis for a romantic relationship?

>Karkat's not a goober
lol yes he is

>dude same personality so cuuuute
Just like Meenvris, am I right?

>Karkat away from Dave becomes a competent badass leader
Vriska please

Meenah and Vriska at least have things in common beyond being bitches that ride Karkat dick

I like that Aranea became so unlikeable that the only time Troll Velma appeared again after she fucked up colossally was to get punched in the face by Egbert to take the ring back

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Fuck that, Dave needs someone who will bring him out of his weenie shell and encourage him to step up and be a better person, not someone who lets him wallow in the egotism he disguises as self-pity.

In a way it's a shame, her design wasn't so bad.

>Vriska
>riding Karkat's dick
What the fuck.

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Yeah man

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>Witch of Light
>turn on "no female only classes"
>Mage/Page/Seer/Thief of Light
So I just get the one not taken by others in my session then I'm guessing.

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The Aspects being gender-locked is bullshit. Don't listen to user.

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I sense a bond between us as heirs, I have no qualms with your people.

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Just pick Witch of Light and then change your girly god tier outfit when you ascend.

>was to get punched in the face by Egbert to take the ring back
If you think about it that killed her again too. She's such a joke that even her death is unceremonious and irrelevant, she was just a vessel to return the ring to John.

I got witch of void, but if I disable female only classes I get thief of void.
Can't I get just get a male version of witch, like a warlock or something?

I remember that Fat Vriska only started happening because someone had originally asked if Feferi was fat because her normal sprite had a skinnier body than her dream one.

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don't worry, only space is.

Sounds like a plan. Can't wait to be a running gag in the story where every character picks on me by calling me a girl.

Haha, I bet you wear pantyhose, cause you're a lady boy.

aspects aren't, just some classes. Prince, Bard and Lord are male only while Maid, Sylph and Muse are female only confirmed, the rest of speculation beyond male and female leaning, like Seer being female inclined but not exclusive

>still going on about this headcanon

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>Best class bogged down by the worst aspect

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so what happens to the classpect selections if the species playing sburb doesn't use traditional Male/Female biological sexes?

Why the hate for Hard, Mage and Page?
Heart gets the best palette too.

Since Sburb is responsible for the creation of the species to begin with, presumably it just makes sure that never happens.

Just call me Captain Mediocrity. I will say this though, friendship is a powerful emotion.

Bard seems detrimental to your session by default so might as well fuck off
Pages need to "unlock their potential" or some bullshit and they also have the gayest hood ever which means FUCK OFF
Mages are fine,they're just not that great

wow I can't believe Sburb is so problematic

youtube.com/watch?v=uHmXe2eY6Kg

KINO

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZgJXbu2cJss
youtube.com/watch?v=H45rAA0ygYs
the main theme is just the best

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youtu.be/wSCEC0lYTzk

Pages canonically have terrible control of their aspect until unlocking their potential. But the page class is only ever assigned to people that have no hope of doing this on their own, so you'd need to be carried by your party.

I mean the carapacians, Sburb's prime race, are sexually dimorphic.

I fucking hate this fucking faggot so fucking much

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Shut up Jane.

Jane's shit too, SPECIALLY in the epilogues

would blow raspberries on that tum

knight of blood chads where we all at
i see you brother stay strong around these plebs

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>Rogue of Blood
So I have the amazing power of cuckolding other people?

>rougue of heart
NTR hentai here I come

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You would know.

Yeah but she got that big tid

That's not Doctor.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ve7TB0FggaY

Man, it's so nostalgic listening to this now, after so many years have passed. That first flash with John exploring his land was so full of charm.

lmao weenies

Suck some Thief of Light bulge.

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I'm an Heir so I wouldn't, sorry.

>Heir of Void
>Invites/change/control and manipulation of/in/with/through Misfortune/Submission/ Ignorance/Nothing

So what, I bring about the feeling of misfortune and submission and hopelessness to others?

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>Lord of Heart
The fuck does this even mean?

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Remind me again, how does this lead to cuck crap?

You have absolute selfish control over your self.

rougue of blood probably specifically cucks heritages
rougue of heart is LITERALLY the NTR classpect, Rougue being a thief and Heart being about love and romance.

>Page of Heart
EVERYONE

LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH

>Heart being about love and romance.
Uh, no.
Heart relates to your sense of self and your soul. A prince of heart can rip someone's soul out of their body, for example.

>Rouge of Heart
user, you are just Nepeta who ships people.

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as opposed to nepeta who doesn't ship people?

how the fuck does muse work, again?

>Lord of Heart
Oh jesus, heart also means Soul in homestuck so you're literally SOULFUL

>knight of blood
>chad
l8l

So he can shapeshift?

>fucking the heiress
>Vriska isn't

What does a Mage of Heart do? Understand himself very well?

>Heir
>John dies like a bitch to a tooth, Dirk confirms his irrelevance
>Equius dies like a bitch submitting to a clown
>Tavros literally does fuckall, his dead army only serve to delay his inevitable death
Congratulations, every iteration of your class have been complete failures.

What does Page of Void mean?

>Dirk confirms his irrelevance
Dirk is afraid of him, and for good reason

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embodies aspect through inspiration, inspires through aspect.

>Tavros
>Heir

seeing as this seems to get at least one (you)...
"what the heck does my result mean??"
;p

Prince of Doom, Wonderful!

you heal souls
enjoy your (you)

*reads your mind*

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Guaranteed if and when the sequel to this shit show is released it will end in Dirk willfully getting decapitated once and for all by ultimate Dave. John gets resurrected somehow before or after but will have no hand in Dirks defeat, full stop.

Unsure, I don't know the difference between one having 'Invite' and the other straight up using it.

you lack your aspect, but when you reach the max level you have a lot of your aspect and you allow others to weaponize your aspect
so you cannot keep a secret, but at max level you are completely unknowable and you allow your friends to erase shit using you
i think

Nothing

>not only they are planning to make four acts of hiveswap, in which there is no sign of development for ANY of the other acts, but they also plan on making ANOTHER game that's supposed to be INTEGRAL to the story of hiveswap, which we literally only have the title by now despite the BIG FUCKING DEAL it is
Hussie is out of his mind isn't he

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thanks for indulging me, hun

Imagine you stealing my mind while I am thinking about cunny

At your fullest potential and MAX level you can wipe people from existence and be fully invisible. Other than that everyone will probably ignore you ,not even notice you are there most of the game and shit on you.

Why are you so desperate for attention?

>dave
>doing anything
lol

Which classpects are the worst to have in a session?

So Page is doomed to be a support class?

Knight of Blood

Seer of Void. So I can't see anything?

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semi ironic character flaw, i guess

Probably, But with you... They may just straight up ignore your ass.

pretty much

I think I understand a bit
That sounds interesting, most of the time I really don't care about being the best one in a game, I only care about making sure I mess with people the most I can

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you can see what's being hidden
it means you can violate everyone's privacy at will and you're also probably a creep

also you're probably good for finding secret passages

Maybe you can see everything that is erased?

Bard of Space because it puts the most unreliable party member in charge of the main quest.

>it means you can violate everyone's privacy at will and you're also probably a creep
sounds about right, actually

Page of Blood

It's been a running joke that Dirk wants Dave to decapitate him, and due to his nigh omniscience it's safe to assume this is how he'll go out. Ultimate Dave was explicitly described as different than regular dave, the narrative interpreted through Calliope mentioned something verbatim that Aradea recognized a tangible sense of "Confidence" when Ulti Dave spoke. Like it or not the writing is on the walls, especially since Dirk openly admitted to understanding he'd meet his death eventually but not before achieving some end.

so which aspect is the asshole aspect

Yes, especially since:

>Witch of Light
>Control, manipulate, and change through knowledge, fortune, sight, and agency.
So I am become RNGesus, weaver of fates? Seems pretty broken.

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Page of blood would be literally useless all game. Bard of space/time is just asking for a fucked up session

You seem talkative, tell me more of this character you're building.

>confidence
Pff, ultimate Dave is the amalgamate of all Daves, and 99% of Dave is bitchwuss.

The 1% Dave that knocked up Jade is man enough to knock Dirk's head off.

All of them

Opposed to your 100% that's enough.

>no other thieves of time

Good. I don't need competition.

>tfw a-class with s-tier aspect

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you also constantly sweat and get off to fetishistic submission and horse porn

Knight/Prince/Seer of Blood

the fuck, how does this work

If a shrub session didnt have a time or space player, would the session just be fucked from the start?

>Hussie even establishes that's a timeline that exists
>we don't get to see it
>just Jade being miserable
Why

what would a fully realized, max potential page of blood be able to even do

Pretty much, but I'm pretty sure Sburb assigns those aspects to two of the available players every time to try and avoid a doomed session.

Only space is required. Time just prevents any eventual fuck-ups from being an instant game over. That, and allows for easy multi-tasking.

Looking at the guy who had it, the best thing it seemed he did with his power was hide information with his blood. From what it is saying for other heirs, mainly the main character...

It would seem basically everyone would forget I am around unless I wanted them to know where I am, but cannot really wield anything.

2/3 of what you said was right. Unless you count Draenei as 'Horse'

i choose to read this combo as "being likable/tolerable enough, well meaning enough, that enough exposure lets others open up and change for the better, talking out the issues that plague them and gaining better mutual understandings"
also a lot of influence and overlap with my actual role in life, as a series of confirmation biases have lead me to notice, including this personality quiz and thread
and while this means a lot of back and forth, in order to build those bonds and help the other parties, my character can become fixated on why others think what they do about themselves, and this can easily come off as vainity and sticking their nose in when it isnt needed
thanks for asking and reading, even if you think its lame!

Bard of Hope, looking at the chart it doesn't seem a anything good can come from a Bard.

A maxed out page of blood would probably be a chad and be a massive bro, and be able to recruit enemies to his side as well, but thats it. Its really not worth it especially when other Pages are just fucking broken with their powers max level. Blood sucks as an aspect

congrats, you kill all hope in your session

What would a Page of Heart do? Since you seen to know how this goes.

Page of Doom

Edgy

>and be able to recruit enemies to his side as well
To be fair Thief of blood/heart/mind could do forceful recruiting too. It'd just be in a way that's a lot less ethical.

>Mage/Rogue of Blood

Somehow all those years in WoW now make sense

Knight/Mage of Time
??????

Sylph of Void?
sounds like a fuckin pathfinder enemy

Don't pick the knight, trust me.

So essentially a conduit for other people's betterment. Unremarkable but inoffensive enough that people would be willing to use the character as a confidant.
I'd be curious about asking more but I don't know how far can I pry.

the second game has been downgraded from "definitely" to "after we finish hiveswap we'll think about it" (which is a shame, because its premise of "troll on earth" seemed more interesting)
now they are still actively working on hiveswap and recently made hires for it and got a new publisher to sign on

A lot of the canon characters never learned to use their abilities to their full extent. Equius mostly just got by on hitting shit really hard and never really needed to learn to use his class. He probably could've done a lot more.

Who are these stupid cunts that keep giving Hussie money after his constant failures?

How would a slyph of breath even work?

>Heir of Doom

it all ends here folks

Your CPR works every single time.
It's also a cure-all and every wound or disease can be cured with either a kiss or copious amounts of CPR.

i guess it means you could literally heal someone with your breath

Rogue of Hope reporting in.

We're all going to make it.

so will hiveswap feature sburb or will it just be troll bullshit all the way through?

It sets up Doc Scratch getting Jade and John's sister out of the way to properly prepare the planet for Sburb, but it's never played.

i wouldnt be offended, but you may be giving more credit for how far ahead i plan than is warranted!
could i ask you about yourself? what role would you want to be in a session? how do you forsee a "typical" group involving you turning out? im curious now.

So pages are literal joke characters that become super competent and actually badass near the end

At a minimum Doc Scratch, Grandpa Harley, and Mom Lalonde are involved, so it's possible

>tfw no-one makes it

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*wwalks into thread*

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Hi Eri

WE'RE ALL

GONNA

MAKE IT

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>Knight of Hope
Alright then I guess. I don't understand whats going on here but given its Homestuck I'm guessing its something gay.

So why are pages considered only good in the end
is this by evidence of a character performing in such a way or mechanically because i'm sure it'd go different for other people

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>Mage of Void
I only have a vague idea of what this is but judging the responses for void, does that mean I literally become Diavolo or Aizen?

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i like your attitude, mister! determination and guts are admirable qualities to embrace! just be sure to use them for the good of everyone!

they need a zenkai boost that is achieved through the power of friendship or gay shit if you're Jake Harley

Are we pregstucking now

Let me commence

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i forgot the website name, last time i didn't even get in the game, i was in the circle with 3 other chads

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I always thought Princes of time would be able to just edit timelines on the fly.

Like, they get super destroyed in a fight and then they appear right after just fine, because they removed all the time where he was being pummeled from the timeline.

We can if you want, I'm always down for happy pregnant Jades.

>Rogue of Void
AAAW YEAH BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

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overseer2.com/
Here's the website, have fun

You become a more powerful fighter the more hopeful/motivated you are.

This is achieved through literal holy magic, which you utilize in your attacks.

Yea Forums, if you could choose one character to represent homestuck as smash dlc, who would you pick and why?

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It could also be the case of megamanning. Maybe a fully realized blood player would be able to rely on their relationships skills to get powers.

For example, persona main characters, that get stronger because of their relationships.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9COPsEsoc

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thanks user, session name and password? if you don't know it does anyone else does?

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>girl

it's really between John and Dave. They're the one we see the most combat out of
though my personal pick would be the Four kids in one character with character swapping

We are doing this, Brah.

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Too bad Hussie isn't

Why

I'm not reading the epilogue, what's happening with Jade

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That just further proves why it's good. And even all that power couldn't stop Hussie from making Jade really want kids in the epilogue

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>mage of void
so i can delete stuff or something? pretty cool i guess

oh boy

It's best not to know, just take away that Hussie hates her.

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Nah bro, there's been too many sessions to keep track off.

Dave Strider's cool.

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Just tell me if there's any preg content coming

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He was, once upon a time.

although we hate him, is it safe to say that dirk had one of the best arcs?

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A black hole destroyed spacetime and mortally wounded Jade. She eventually allowed herself to die and fell into the black hole, ending up in the eternal afterlife. During the process, the black hole itself devoured her soul and possessed her body to use as its vessel in the afterlife. Eventually Lord English ended up there too, and the undead Jade killed him and devoured his corpse, becoming omnipotent. The black hole demon then escaped the afterlife to go hunt down and kill Dirk, using Jade's body.

In Homestuck proper? Roxy gets knocked up at least.
The epilogue kind of made people mad so there's been a decent amount of preggo stuff since then.

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she goes full slut mode and fucks everything that moves and everyone gets pregnant
actually now that I think about it, the epilogue was a fucking full plate for pregnancy fags

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I still feel bad for her.

>we hate him
I adore Dirk.
He's a great character and a very likeable guy.

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I'll wait until the epilogue is done to read it. Thanks for the info.

Can I get a summary of the epilogues? I don't want to read them myself but I do want to get mad about them

i did feel as if the epilogues were overly sexual. sure, they're all adults now, but there was still a bit too much focus on sex.

It's never going to be done, and you won't gain anything by reading it, it's bad.

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before the epilogues? sure. after? arguable.

Why so you can go around acting like you know what you're talking about?
Go read them idiot. It's not like it'll change your opinion of Homestuck.

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if we didn't have pregnancy fags and troll shippers, this fanbase would probably be tame enough to have decent threads on Yea Forums and Yea Forums

>Green sun genes plus the strider genetic ability to flashstep

That's gonna suck raising those kids

shipping is a natural part of homestuck since its a main theme of the story
i agree with pregnancy fags though, they need to calm down. we have a thread on /aco/ for that

Eh, don't worry. That was the last one I had saved.

I don't hate Dirk, he's basically /ourguy/ (Davekat shipping aside)

is that genetic? I thought baby dave was just like that because it was funny.

Gf is a space player can confirm

mate the last time I read through HS was like 4 years ago, i don't got the time anymore

user.....
Homestuck's been really horny lately I think. Ditto the friendsims, especially Lanque's route (where you can actually have sex with him, although there is a fade to black)

Then don't ask.

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Rose is confirmed to be able to flash step, it's genetic.

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>our guy (minus a massive character flaw)

maid of mind, what do i do lads

Cure INsanity

obligatory

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>two timelines that intersect, Meat and Candy
>In Meat, Dirk fuses with all of his alternate selves to become his Ultimate Self. this makes him evil, using his newfound mastery of the narrative to basically control and brainwash everyone for his own ends.
>Rose is doing the same, but the process is killing her because she can't handle it
>John leaves Earth C to fight Lord English, and succeeds but gets fatally wounded in the process
>Johnrezi becomes official though
>Jane is a fascist trying to take over the planet
>Roxy is nonbinary
>Jake is basically mind broken by Dirk
>Dave and Karkat live together but spend the entirety of the epilogue too pussy to admit their feelings
>Jade gets possessed by the dead Calliope who is trying to stop Dirk
>Ends with Dirk and Rose in robot bodies, fleeing in a spaceship with Terezi and John's body

>In Candy, Dirk commits suicide early on
>John stays on earth C, has a baby with Roxy
>Jane has a baby with Jake
>Gamzee comes back and cucks Jake
>Jane goes full dictator
>Karkat actually mans up and leads a fierce Troll rebellion
>Vriska comes back, fucks Gamzee, then kills him
>Dave meets Obama, who helps him transfer into a robot body to become his Ultimate Self.
>Ends with possessed Jade consuming Lord English's body. She and ultimate Dave go to pursue Dirk

You forgot that Dave marries Jade after Karkat tells him to fuck off, but then gets sad and says he's gay to Obama, who doesn't transfer but makes him run away from his problems by killing him and uploading his body into a robot.

i can't help but wonder how these must sound out of context

you forgot the part where everyone is a fucking sex addict, specially Jade
and also the only sane people are Calliope, Aradia and Sollux for some reason

Look it's just a shitshow all around

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>filename
my sides

>Homeshit
My god I hate you people so goddam much.

>Heir of Void
Literally who?

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youre gonna get choked

>Seer of Void

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you have muscles and wish you were good at archery

what series are you passionate about

Can we talk how much more of a Trainwreck the new epilogue was

Nah, I'm not a fucking idiot like Equius. I'll figure out this God Tier shit and then disappear from the session forever.

Knight of Blood here, never read Homestuck, what do those do?

>Mage of Rage
True to life I guess

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As opposed to the trainwreck that was the Cohen epilogue?

we hate us too

The Cohen epilogues were just uwu softboy shit. The new epilogues were emotionally draining, which is why I liked them

>knight of rage
w-wut?

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Wait are the new epilogues the Candy/Meat ones or are there MORE epilogues?

Both are fucking bad, and at first it was obviously shilled when it was first posted as if it was a work of art that you have to begrudgingly put up in the fridge since even if it's a a mess of smears and inconclusive lines that just happens to connect, it still "works". It didn't feel like an attempt to fix what the fuck even happened with the Instagram horseshit but just make it worse over someone else's whims and thoughts.
You don't just shovel more shit on top of shit then paint it gold hoping people won't tell while proclaiming the shit heap is the best it's ever been.

Hussie just doesn't have any idea what he's doing. I've read porn now that's better written and more in character than his shit.

Bard of time reporting in. Have fun assholes.

Basically, you're a berserker.
Yeah, sort of.
It was just this thing where Hussie or whoever the fuck even that had such a bright idea, to make Instagram inspired posts about how their life were like now.

>generally the de facto leader in most situations
>generally the most upbeat person
Guess I fit then?

classpects are such a fun concept, a cool ass power that you have based on your personality that you master by understanding more of yourself and others is such an interesting concept
shame Homestuck ended out of the nowhere and didnt explore things enough

>Prince of Doom
?

You are just dead weight to a session. Holy shit. Fuck Bards dude.

Okay what about Knights of Blood

If I'm a page of time have I already maxed out my aspect because I can just go back once I unlock it?

Homestuck feels like it was written by 2 guys as a competition for who could make a more convoluted story and they just kept one-upping each other for like several years.

actually its one guy doing it with himself

Thing is, he used to.
All it took was Tumblr involvement even after he kicked some mocking back onto them with the shipping, just to get dragged in the mud by them and eventually corrupted since it does give some money, then dating two idiotic cunts that furthermore fucked the story like a cheap whore over what they liked to appease them and give some of the control of it to them as well.
I really fucking loved when he did PS and seeing the current state of things is both sad and revolting since I knew he could very well have done much better if he didn't eventually sell out. With that epilogue it feels almost like J.K Rowling does to stay in relevancy with the horseshit she pulls over her characters now being a gay nigger from outer space that also happens to be a hermaphrodite and sucked Voldemort's cock in secret.

Prince of Breath/Void

what that

*One guy and two bitches he dated

Reminder that Hussie has sensitivity readers now, who proofread his work to make sure it's not offensive.

>tfw I will never own the book of collected /hsg/ shitposts

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>Reminder that Hussie has sensitivity readers now, who proofread his work to make sure it's not offensive.
I'M
FUCKING
SORRY?

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Hier of Mind

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Yeah, that's why Davekat is precious babbies and Jade the evil slut that gets in the way, or how Roxy is now RoXY and mean ole dirk misgenders her

It's alright. Sadly it's about 90% smutfics and 10% shitposts. Bit of a wasted opportunity if you ask me, I would have at least included the pussy chili thread.

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Prince of Blood here

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depends on whether or not you already have, so to speak
unstable time loops mean game overs

Thief of Time. So, I'm a waste of time now? This hurts.

>tfw hsg is gone forever

What do you mean, "now?"

youtube.com/watch?v=wKgOp3Kg2wI

>Prince of Doom

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I miss it, it was a unique vortex of autism even by Yea Forums standards.

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>heir of space
What power do I get?

What ever happened to the meta-hiatusstuck concept?

It had /hsg/, mspa fourms, tumblr and I think deviantart as their own player characters.

the ability to birth many children.

The people who say Blood is the worst aspect just keeps using the worst example and forget that the best blood player was actually the Signless Sufferer

absolutely the worst recurring thread ever
i miss it
>got his ass kicked and was almost completely erased from history

>Just remembered what happened to the previous Doom dudes
this is fine

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>lord of life
What the fuck does that mean?

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you become Kars

>Page of Blood

i'm into it. life is all about going through it with the homies.

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>Sylph of Doom
uh

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>Heir of Blood
edgy.

>edgy
lol

>Bard of void
These classes seem rad as fuck but how do I play? Is this some D&D like shit?

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mage of doom
rise up!

Knight/Page of void.

It's based off of a webcomic called Homestuck. Sadly the actual system was never really fleshed out, most of this was decided by popular consensus of fans.

Hello, everyone.

There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding when you decided to create this thread.

The thread you made isn’t about video games at all, but rather about popular internet series MS Paint Adventures, also known as Homestuck. Therefore it belongs somewhere other than Yea Forums or any video game related boards.

I appreciate your understanding and continued support towards the /hsg/ and larger Homestuck community.

Again, this thread is NOT video games and has no game for which to play. The website that is being advertised does not feature any Yea Forums game lobbies and is used as a thinly veiled cover to discuss the webcomic Homestuck.

Thank you.

That is all.

Son, you have entered a world of autism.

Go tell the Yea Forums jannies to let us have our autism containment threads

>page of doom
So am I Nito?

Certainly /jp/ or some such board will take you fine lads in. I won’t report the thread and I support your tenacity, but please just tell me how much of this “game” is even done.

Why not go to /trash/?

And now even serketchan's board for it is gone forever

pretty sure it's banned on /trash/

homestuck has videogames you nerb

You guys are very unloved. I’m sorry.

Yet still no slave trainers...

I have no idea what's going on here but I like it.

Name 3 and your little quiz doesn’t count.

seriously wtf

How the fuck did it even get banned on /trash/? It's a containment board for autism and furry porn.

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Slave trainers only really became a thing a few years ago, by that point the fandom was mostly done, and the remaining folk hate porn unless it looks like this and is about Davekat

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not really defending these threads as they're mostly offtopic but: hiveswap, hiveswap friendsim, and ovserseer which people on Yea Forums setup a lobby for a bit ago.

page of time/void
>OH BOY

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Knight of Rage

(1) Nothing wrong with me

I’m sorry but Overseer doesn’t count. It’s basically a glorified chat room at this point and I’m pretty sure the creator is suffering from a mild form of schizophrenia.

Has it really gotten that bad? I used to play it before homestuck died.

>Mage of Void
Huh.

It’s basically dead, user.

Page of RAGE

what do I do now

What people are inspired by your absence?
>user get the fuck out of here
>thank God, now we can fight the boss

Imagine experiencing somebody's daydreams while reading their minds. Imagine you were thinking about cunny.

Reminder that hope is FICTION and rage is REALITY, which is why Eridan's path was beating up a bunch of fake ass angels and why Gamzee's path was going nuts after realizing the TRUTH about his gods being goddamned juggalos.

Dig deeeeperrrrr

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Hope is objectively real

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I still have ZERO idea how the FUCK did Hussie get into the tumblr fandom bullshit, he's offensive as fuck

/r/ing an edit of this classic hussie material with rose and kanaya

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>Objectively real
The culmination of Jake's powers was literally making a fake mind apparition of Dirk real. So hope is all about fake ass shit. Including majjyyk.

He surrounded himself with people that were part of it and then they took over once he was too emotionally exhausted from dealing with his father's death to try and stop them.

The tumblrshit started well before then. Look at Openbound, which is extended tumblr references (besides based Mituna)

what the fuck am I reading

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kino

>prince of time
Explain

ur a wizrd, h8ry

yes
of course
this was my fate
at last I truly see

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>Thief of Hope
Lend me your faith! BELIEVE IN ME! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I am male. What does it mean?

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I answered honesty for how I feel at the time
>Seer of the Void
So what the fuck is this shit? I thought this was a web comic?

Change the value to Find Choice Engaging to the complete opposite just to see if something changes

It does not

Witch of heart reporting, but I'm male, fuck genderlocked classes.

I found that Consensus Doesn't give me Pause changes me from Thief to Page

>Lord of Blood/Heart/Rage

Sure I'll be the bad guy.

You can erase time.

Heir of Void
...Friends?

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Weird, mine changed from
>Page/Prince of Doom
to
>Page/Prince of Doom/Mind

also, what the fuck do I do?

nvm some autistic yt video had info
its accurate

Bard of Heart? is this good?

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based crossdresser

I manage to add another one to have Thief of Blood/Mind/Rage by moving stuff around but now forgot what it was

>Bard
Good for you personally, very bad for your teammates

literally a heartbreaker.

Prophet Class Seer of the Void
>Female leaning

Hm

Page of Void, neat

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youtube.com/watch?v=FOG0NbZnKzU

What is this quiz? Also is this good?

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youtu.be/rcnV5COpgjQ
This is amazing

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It's actually the internets only legitimate personality soul ego quiz
Bad grammar and all
Everything else is disinfo and shit pilled

Witch of Light, kinda odd cause i always get knight of mind on these things, but i can see how it fits

>ARG
it was just a vidya game they just got it earlier

Yeah, that's what I said. ARG, Augmented Reality Game. Like the junk Nintendo packages onto 3DS consoles.

>Page of Space

lit, I get to tear space a new asshole

You do know the epilogue is satire right?

page of space. what now?

you know not how babby form
but you will know eventually

You can select the "no female classes" option you fool

lol

>Knight of Doom
So I'm basically a Blackguard or something? I stopped reading Homestuck way before they started going into this class shit someone help.

Mage of Light

What does my result mean? Mage of Time sounds pretty cool.

>heir of heart
Nice??

Mages are knowers, seeking information through interaction and experience instead of study. The aspect of Time is the aspect of cause and effect, including time travel, stable time loops, parallel and alternate timelines, and also fate. A Timebound hero would be able to accomplish a great many things through time travel, but also feel incredibly restricted and railroaded as any alternate timeline that isn't the "main" one is slated for death, and all occupants within suffer Final Destination-like unfortunate deaths, leading a Timebound to question their own agency and free will.

I guess it depends on whether you mind that or not.

If hussie had a good blood player then we would actually have a homestuck video game

Apparently Thieves of Blood are Vampires. Really cool