*mission begins in 30 seconds*
MEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT IS GOOD DAY
THAT SOLDIER IS A SPY
YIIIPPIIIEE
WOOOOOOOOOOO
*very loud explosion and bullet noises*
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK - someone hitting you/everything with a frying pan
THAT SNIPER IS A HELP
MISSION BEGINS IN 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
GET ON THE CART WANKER
GET ON THE POINT STUPID
THE MEDIC IS A SP--- sound of knife noises
HIT CHARGE DOKTOR
AAAHAHAHAH YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED KNUCKLEHEAD, YOU GONNA CRY NOW
BRRRRR WOOASH AAAAAA *calm ambient noise under the surface of sounds of death and despair and one liners*
*mission begins in 30 seconds*
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Lmao
I feel nostalgic post some good fragmovies
This is the best TF2 player in history. Say something nice about him.
HAE AT EM LAAADS
Reminder that this used to be the epitome of cancer loadouts
>ARE YOU
STOUT SHAKO
for for for 2 refined
>badwater last point
>medic in a team of f2ps
>in the team of blind I find an one-eyed heavy
>I flash the uber on him and a demo and we take down 2 nests
>I die since he doesn't drop the sandvich
>autobalance
>they cap as I respawn
Life is pain, I hate
vintage
Still better than current autobalance that puts you in the losing team even without dying first
>ARE YOU-
I bought 1 unusual during the bug but it's marked not tradable/not marketable despite devs saying you can trade your first one?
>I bought unusual
your first mistake
Funny because the sign above says "Perdu" meaning "Lost" in French.
Okay, but why in front of that door specifically?
It was $2. Made over $100 selling my crates
it will be tradable in a week
Shit, posted the wrong link at the end.
youtu.be
If you want really old stuff here's the first tf2 fragmovie I remember seeing, when the critrate was insane.
>play casual with a group
>members can get autobalanced
KABOOOOWM
>watch the video for the first time in years
>2011
WAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUAAAAGGHHHHHH
*press k just as the melee hits my head*
In modern games this would all be deemed toxic behaviour and punished with a lifetime ban.
>high five
>press k as soon as the hands touch
>other player does the same
>Crocket
>Kill self before it hits me
>It hits the ally behind me
>Schadenfreude when we both respawn
What servers do people play on?
I'm lonely
TF2 comic never
>play pyro
>do the kill taunt in front of my team
>all of them press k at the right moment
based team
And it's unironically hilarious every time.
>Killed by a scout
>they give my corpse a thumbs up
>"thanks pally!"
I can't help but laugh every time.
>CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
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What else is there to do before the round starts? THAT user IS A SPY!
>painstakingly build charge by sucking another mans ass
>blow all of your load inside mans ass
>die cause man discarded you like the trash you are
is playing medic the ultimate form of self cucking?
This might be the most TF2 .webm ever made.
Medic Mains are 99% of the time gamers who watch sissy cuckold porn
hey, i don't play medic
leave me out of this
*sound of distant scout screaming*
brings a tear to my eye
I blame OW mercy mains for establishing that stereotype.
Medic is the only chad support class in any game ever.
>not spy_critdeath02.wav
I main medic, and I do watch sissy porn, but cuckold is trash tier fetish.
>bait someone with a rps/high five/headbutt/square dance/flipping awesome and schandenfreude as they do a default taunt
>Was doing great previously
>Play Upward
>IQ drops to 40
>Team needs engie, switch to engie, build exit teleporters instead of entrance, get killed by gibus spy thrice
>Build sentry, gets instantly destroyed by some soldier
>Fall off cliff
>Switch to another class
>Play even more horribly, get killed by Snipers and sticky spamming demos
This happens every once in a while, I should stop drinking
that how you get killed when i demoknight
Post based budget outfits to dab on people who wasted real money on a F2P game
Pic related is
>>IQ drops to 40
This is me every time I play this game. I have been playing it since at least 2010 and I'm just as shit at it now as I was when I was new to it.
>Exorcizor is on Soldier now
Getting it ASAP
women literally look at me in disgust and run from me...i want to know what this feels like
Perdu = Lost (in english)
It's a french Canadian thing, it started off as "crier comme un perdu(scream like you're lost)" that was used when people spoke loudly or yelled and then "perdu" eventually turned into a general expression when you do intense or stupid stuff.
I actually unironically love the broder fragvid
also pyro and medic
It did that back then too. You'd be minding your own business and then you just fucking die and spawn in the enemy base instantly.
>exorcizer is multiclass
what the fuck
Also this is pretty good, any weapons + any pistol is the way to go.
drunkenness is weird my friend
its like magnets
the more of it you have, the more will be attracted to you
Discovering TF2 probably ranks up there among my favorite vidya memories when I bought the Orange Box. Now I feel like a fag for even having played that disgusting virtual Russian/Brazilian containment zone
soul
Here's my cheap comfy sniper
>join server
>team is clearly getting steamrolled / team has no supports / nobody making callouts / nobody speaking at all
>leave server and re-queue
>repeat all night every night until I get too tired to even look at the screen
>go to bed upset
I just want to have fun. I don't care if my team loses per se if my team is actually getting into it and it's a good match. But that only happens maybe once a month.
Delfy's class war
I main demo and engineer what does that make me?
Help me and get judged for your taste /vee/
that server is great fun, but do they EVER change the map? Once i saw the server playing on a variation of dustbowl. But it was still dustbowl
Ah, brother
Did you guys know people are trying to get tf2 to run on the Nintendo switch with linux installed on it?
how do I get my game to look like this
would it be able to join servers? or just offline play?
Yea Forums we’re going to settle this in this thread so nobody ever brings it up again
Are unusuals based or cringe?
have a deep conversation about siberian tigers with someone on voicechat
Every item that isn't vanilla is cringe.
Open developer console
Type “mat_phong 0” (remove quotes)
Game will freeze for about 5-10 seconds
Game will look better
based if you got it for free
cringe if you paid for it
People have to play it on the absolute lowest settings. There is no good drivers for the switch yet. Since it is linux you should be able to go online with it
>budget outfit
i'll show you my fucking 'budget' outfit you item loving fucks
wait here
speaking of which, why doesn't Valve attempt to port TF2 to consoles again?
There's a gap in the market for F2P first person console shooters.
>hates fun
It's pretty tame in comparison to today.
*ahem*
cl_interp 5
>Keys are worth 53 ref
When will this meme market collapse
Thank you based ratto.
>i know that rat!
I TAKE THE AMULET
4/5 bretty good
>shooting a soldier from long distance as scout
>he rockets jumps towards me
>meat shot him with scatter gun
>he's low a fuck
>he jumps away
>shoot him mid air with crit
>"remove random crits"
The only kind of acceptable friendliness is the one involving mutual/groupal suicide at the end
Valve doesn't work with consoles they pay someone else to do it so they won't have to deal with deadlines with other companies.
Also tf team only has around 3 people constantly working on it.
They could port the orange box if they wanted to.
also fuck man, i hate the fact that i am a silver badge, i played that shit like right at the start and they didn't give me the good one
>had to buy orange box twice because of retarded childhood decisions
and the worst part i regret is not having that gold badge
Much like real life.
Bad on principle.
>ride or die suicide pack for 15 years
>time to pay up bro
>he doesn't want to kill himself
Bitchass don't make a suicide pack and then back out. My reason doesn't matter you have to do it too.
They ported orange box to 360 and did the console ports of Portal 2 and Left 4 Dead 2
themselves tho.
>gunslinger engie
>never use shotgun, only pistol
>literally just never stop firing
>somehow win a lot of engagements because they have to either focus me or the baby turret
>we both plonk away with 11 dmg like tiny baby men
literally had a soldier medic combo die to me because the medic got greedy going for a melee kill
Not soon, anyways.
>LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR
>NO
Recommendations for a Sweeny Todd Scout?
What's the state of tf2 in 2019?
Far from it's peak but people still play it.
If you want more people on a server then use community but if you want better maps then use valve servers. MvM is almost dead now.
my crowning achievement is being in a Beater frag vid a few months ago. Maybe Ill finally quit TF2.
home...
Demoknight main Medieval Mode 24/7 or ur a fagit
the only cosmetics I have (outside of the unusuals from last week and the badge from that 100th update years and years ago) are a hachimaki, that snow getup for scout and that one jacket for scout/heavy/sniper
everything else looks dumb as fuck (well okay the hachimaki doesn't look great either but I like using it on my jarate focused sniper loadout anyway)
Do you remembhur me?
only people who can ctap are allowed to reply to this post
yes
and i miss you every much
I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE
I WILL EAT YOU
>Not going for the tauntkill.
Fucking coward.
Still played, still enjoyed, still one of the greatest games. The only issue, as it has always been, is Valve themselves.
You know how diehard fans of Half Life feel a constant despair that the most we've heard about the fabled HL3 was Epistle 3? Well, that's what a lot of TF2 fans feel now. Knowing that being a fan of a Valve game means accepting the constant dread that comes from never knowing the game's fate.
Based
testing AI scanner
5oclock shadow: no (48%), age: 31 (60%), arched eyebrows: no, attractive: no (95%), bags under eyes: no (40%), bald: yes (52%), bangs: no, beard: no (14%), big lips: no, big nose: no (8%), black hair: no (91%), blond hair: no (93%), blurry: yes (32%), brown hair: no (68%), bushy eyebrows: no (97%), chubby: yes (44%), double chin: yes (14%), expression: neutral (85%), gender: male (95%), glasses: no, goatee: no (44%), gray hair: yes (39%), heavy makeup: no (92%), high cheekbones: no (70%), mouth open: no (67%), mustache: no (22%), narrow eyes: no (12%), oval face: yes (9%), pale skin: no (40%), pitch: -5.91, pointy nose: no (78%), race: white (80%), receding hairline: yes (42%), rosy cheeks: no (97%), sideburns: no (56%), straight hair: no (46%), wavy hair: no (95%), wearing earrings: no (83%), wearing hat: no (15%), wearing lipstick: no, wearing necklace: no, wearing necktie: yes (21%), yaw: -28.43, young: no (65%), chin size: average, color beard: 836459 (75%), color eyes: 956258 (69%), color hair: fff6f0 (90%), color mustache: 925b50 (67%), color skin: d47865, eyebrows corners: average, eyebrows position: extra high, eyebrows size: extra thin, eyes corners: average, eyes distance: extra close, eyes position: extra low, eyes shape: extra round, glasses rim: no, hair beard: thick, hair color type: blond (90%), hair forehead: no, hair length: none, hair mustache: thick, hair sides: very thin, hair top: average, head shape: heart, head width: wide, mouth corners: raised, mouth height: extra thin, mouth width: extra small, nose shape: extra straight, nose width: extra wide, teeth visible: no,
This screenshot was 9 years ago. I was 14 years old
fuck time
I have no way to only half reply to this post.
I did this, and now victory / loss screens don't show, and killcams and vote screens give me shit like this.
fuckin
>standing on last point
>YOU WILL BE AUTOBALANCED IN 3 SECONDS
>capture the point and prevent the faggotry from happening
>LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR
I still don't know what Soldier means by this
classic webm
someone post that meme parody engineer one that's not impressive at all yet gets posted in like every thread
Fuck you.
>MEDDDIC!
>MEDIC!
>C'MERE SWEEEETHEARRRT
>MEDIC!
>DO NOT LOOK AT ME, I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION!
>IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WILL RUN!
post screenshots. don't have to be yours
Fucking master spy right there.
KAPEEM mofo
there's an open area behind that door, it's a club in Newcastle. Now you know the tale
Just a quick reminder
Yore ugleh
granary is the best map ever made
Literally the only server I play on
Got a link to the full video?
REMINDER THAT HATS CORRUPTED TF2
REMINDER THAT THE ENGIE UPDATE WAS THE LAST GOOD UPDATE
Favorite community map?
You misspelled Harvest.
look at those two guys having a great time and then thots come along and ruin it
SOUL
Souldier
Apparently, only the 16th best map ever made.
>Sweeney Todd
that looks perfect, as far as I could tell.
Because console is pain.
>remember I have Orange Box for PS3
>try to play TF2 in October 2018 for the memories, remember how the regulars used to recognise each other in this tiny, almost-dead community
>can't connect, realise servers are dead
>cry some more
>a bit into 2019 see a video saying it's back online
>run to my console faster than a nig at a klan rally
>it's fucking laggy as tits every game all the time
>nobody else apparently has this problem
I just want to play vanilla TF2 with that tiny dedicated playerbase. Is that really so much to ask?
No, trading corrupted TF2. Hats were fine until Mannconomy.
>tfw my Max's head makes people think I'm a furfag instead of a fan of Sam and Max
Fucking tradefags
There has to be a hair that has a white streak, right? Even the Administrator has it.
>cp_badlands number one cp
based
Upward sucks ass
>Insane sniper sightlines. The worst in the game.
>Cliffs everywhere for pyro shitters to blast you off of
>Last point is fucking atrocious
>Ugly, even by TF2 standards
Badwater does everything better
Max's head is pleb tier. Real men wear the Bloodhound.
I wish I had a Max's head. I hate it when people try to hide the head just for the sake of the bunny ears.
BLOODY SPY
Nah they ruined the original cozy theme before the mannconomy update
PASS THE WHISKEY
>Real mean wear the Bloodhound
I wish it was all class, but I'm glad we got it regardless.
>I wish I had a Max's head. I hate it when people try to hide the head just for the sake of the bunny ears.
I still have mine from the Devil's Playhouse promo, I'm probably like one of 100 people who can say that at this point.
I hate it when people do that too, I hate that they made it paintable and I hate that people rename it to shit like "bunny hood" or what else. It's not generic rabbit ears, damnit.
>Insane sniper sightlines. The worst in the game.
That's Thundermountain. I once got sniped on Red right after leaving spawn from a guy who was still in Blu's spawn. That LazyPurple video brought back some bad memories of that.
>Insane sniper sightlines. The worst in the game.
>The worst in the game.
>soldier gets 5 kills with one crocket
>*silence*
>soldier at 1 health gets hit by a crit pistol
>"WOW THANKS GABE TOTALLY FAIR AND BALANCED"
Why is Highpass so low?
>attractive: no (95%)
Okay faggots, what do YOU do, to relax and just have fun?
For me it's pic related. You can tell at a glance what's it all about.
because this board has shit taste
I'm away from my PC.
I forgot Bloodhound wasn't all class. Damn. I wish Valve would just add generic bunny ears already so that we can give Max some proper respect.
What's the best loadout for high-level pub play?
Turbine may be my least favorite map, all the shityness of 2fort without the soul
Only good thing about it is the vent shenanigans
>Nucleus in 14 and going under
Yea Forums has shit taste
That should be evident by Badwater being #1
You don't need to look any farther than dustbowl being in 4th place overall to know that.
Sniper if I don't feel like moving around. Soldier if I feel like just wandering around and jumping without a care in the world. Pyro if I feel lazy or if my aim is shit that day.
Nucleus at 14 is actually too high, if anything
What's wrong with Badwater?
I was switched to enemy team and back.
Am I good or is this just bullshit?
Yet its below Thundermountain.
I'M SICK OF IT, EVERY FUCKING TIME I QUE FOR A GAME ITS FUCKING BADWATER OR HARVEST
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT ANYMORE, STOP MAKING ME PLAY IT
It's bullshit.
Nucleus is one of the worst maps in the game
I have no idea. I once got four autobalances during a Dustbowl match. Both teams just laughed at me as I asked if Valve hated me.
unironically based
t. Can't calculate where to jump.
>queue for a game
>join a the last seconds because everyone left the loosing team
thx valve
I hate how the map select bug where you can't click anything still exists 2 years later
I am piss cakehole
I am gonna carve you
theyre fucking shit fuck unusuals, i was dissapointed the moment i first saw them, it doesnt fit the game at al.
Pic related was exactly 5.55 ref when i completed the set.Now it's higher than 7 ref
Also,don't mind that strange Medigun
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Can we get this added to one of the party Yea Forumsans?
John Carpenter's The Thing
>Arena servers never
No it's just a pretty bad map, koth in general isn't a very good game mode and nucleus is one of the worst examples of it if you want to actually play the game.
It's moderately decent if you just play the map as deathmatch though.
God i love that map
Fuck this bullshit
you can see him turn from sniper to heavy
still pretty nice though
master of deception, not very good with the actual killing though, like me
r8
o right that map is gone.
Rip weeabootique
>Badlands CP 3rd
What the literal fuck??????????????????????
this poor engie, bullied so much he had no idea what to do
did they kill cactus canyon?
also no, not really
sorry, you're not allowed to be right on Yea Forums
i'm gonna have to votekick you
>2fort above anything
wew lad
FUCK
FUCK VALVE FOR NEVER IMPLEMENTING THAT HOLY SHIT
and rip the space map with the unique game mode
fuck, did you have to remind me fistful of frags is basically dead
KOTH is the best gamemode in the game because it has actual winners/losers, all classes are viable, matches are short, the objective is straightforward, and DM actually matters a lot.
did they kill that too? They fucked over the map hard like a day after it came out but it was still a nice map
Well and Sawmill CTF need to moved up further
>matches are short
>koth
that's a funny joke
>tfw you have 2k hours and still play like a emanuelo.gonzalez2008
default syringe gun
kritz
ubersaw
>finish round on a shit map
>"that was terrible, but at least we can select a decent map now"
>map select bug
>weapon skins and weapon effects came way later
>the skins are kinda shit and the effects even lazier
>high level pub play
so 2, maybe 3, actually good players per team 12 v. 12?
You can go any loadout you want and top the board.
You'll lose 1v1s with meme loadouts against the few good people but that's it
why did valve kill arena? did we ever get a reason or nah?
sandvich
>CTF
Unlimited time limit
>Payload
Averages over 10 minutes per side, sometimes multiple stages
>Attack/Defend
Same as above
>Control Point
Stalemates can last hours
KOTH matches literally the shortest in the game.
Why couldn’t TF2 have just died as a comfy class based team shooter. What did it do to deserve this?
Matches are short in KotH though.
Unless neither team can take the point at the start of the round, which is rare, the clock is constantly counting down with no way to stop it and the round timer never increases.
this. as soon as the team defending is wiped, the games over.
CREAM
sandvich
Why the fuck did they remove the playtesty gamemode? That was so cool
How the fuck do you expect a KotH round to go on longer than 6 minutes? Everyone fucks off and never caps the point?
Even decent CP maps can go on for an hour, let alone garbage like Powerhouse or basically any CTF
They look like shit.
Incestuous, intensively-masturbatory community-wise. A hard meh since they know players are so starved for content and vehement about the game being active when it's doing as well as every other online game that's been released for years.
are there any alive dodgeball servers?
AAAAANDALE
so many arena maps should have become official koth goddamn
lumberyard
watchtower
one that looked like badlands(?) kind of
Just kidding it's the worst
Autism reflexes on that Spy, either that or scripting but still impressive circumstantially.
So can KotH. Just recently I had a Kong King match that lasted for some half an hour before anyone finally managed to start the timer. Even then the timer constantly shifted between two teams. There were three more rounds of this before the match finally ended. I was exhausted by the end.
Theoretically, the shortest matches are CTF since you can end a match in about 2 minutes. In practice they're usually the ones that last the longest.
ravine was the name, had to look it up.
forgot there was an actual badlands arena map
and offblast was good too
Is this how Demo sees the world?
While the framerate is impressive, it looks fucking disgusting with the motion blur
It was pretty clean for the transition.
Probably even fooled the medic for the duration even before he started butterknifing him, since you can clearly see the sniper's name change to the heavy's.
Kinda makes me wonder what happened between the two seconds it took for the Spy to kill the Heavy when he left the medic's FoV, the spy to make the decision to (probably put the last disguise on) and then swap to Heavy with the 200 IQ move to draw in the Medic.
I'm a little sad that the end-result was that the Spy died, but that was still a magnificent attempt. Even a post-mortem death of the Medic getting barraged by bullets from the other enemies would've been nice for how long he was out in the open.
fucking hell, one of my favorite community servers was obsessed with this one. It was so divisive and it made people leave every time it was voted, but admins kept it because people lost their minds over le epic infinite meat grinder.
the arch has an invis wall above it
nice try
IMAGINE IF I HADN'T BEEN DRUNK
>motion blur
>Abusing the physics in Twisted so you're out of bounds and camping their spawn as Pyro/Medic
Fucking beautiful as they try to retrace your steps
That's fucking based
Same, though it was a x10 server or some flavor there of.
It got so bad that most of the server left every time it was picked, don't know the exact reason as to why admins kept it but i think one of them thought it was funny
Nucleus is more fun than Harvest as Harvest has too many sniper sightlines.
Never noticed it during the game itself.
It's literally an example of blink and you'll miss it. Probably would've gotten killed if not for the bullshit random crit from the ubersaw.
>overall
>hightower is not on the list
Shouldn't there be smoke from changing disguises?
how to play casual without having to invest 2k hours?
Half the time I feel like i'm playing 3v12
probably reflex's mayhem server
rest in power reflex gaymers, nobody is left but 11 year olds from mexico playing freak fortress
>Just recently I had a Kong King match that lasted for some half an hour before anyone finally managed to start the timer.
That's like a 1 in 1000 occurrence though, and even if the point constantly changes hands after that the timer never stops counting down, so that means the round is guaranteed to be over roughly six minutes after first cap.
He's actually using YER. He can't use the disguise kit, only disguises as the last enemy he killed, so it doesn't give out any smoke and it ALSO doesn't show up in the kill feed from what I remember.
Spy is using the YER
Silent kill, steals disguise of backstabbed class, nothing in the killfeed (aside from the ones involved)
Yea they called it mayhem instead of x10 for some reason, that was probably it.
He's using the YER
Enclosure must be really fucking awful to actually be worse than Hoodoo.
the dudes in the video were having fun and not caring what anyone else thought as they danced, i guess the drunk girls saw they werent too ugly and were likely drunk themselves, but what attracted them was the life and fun of it, how they were just minding their own business dancing and not out looking for attention or anything cringeworthy, just minding their own and having fun. so take dance lessons if you want drunk thots iguess
too much time waiting if you die
>Mossrock at bottom
Where was this made? Dustbowl should be bottom for being nothing but chokepoints.
That must've been the *exact* moment he killed the heavy then, if that's the case.
I thought he was using YER, but it seemed a little odd, given the circumstances.
Makes this shit even scarier for how well it could've been.
Harvest may have more sniper sightlines, but Nucleus has worse sniper sightlines.
The fact that the best sniper positions are two steps out of spawn is terrible, and the fact that snipers can hit people standing on the point from these positions is even worse.
it was a custom x10 flavor made and balanced by community members there, unlike nonsensical orange map x10 autism it was actually really well designed and finely balanced
That's why you only play on the outside, just go around and kill the snipers.
>Became a Freak Fortress character and even a boss even though he originated in a video of some guy annoying people
Now nearly every Freak in Freak Fortress is from somewhere else and not in anyway related to tf2
demo demo pan demo demo pan
>unlike nonsensical orange map x10 autism it was actually really well designed and finely balanced
Yea it was really fun, I even spent like 5 dollars on making a cool air strike and then they nerfed it into the ground
mossrock was kino as a desert map, no idea why they ruined it
Wasn't the point of freak fortress to be other shit.
Hell half of the ones I've seen that are tf2-related were garbage, just keep it to hale and hale only, MAYBE christian bale sniper
I assumed as much but does that mean that as Sniper, he's catching the very edge of the real Heavy?
>mfw get to keep my exploited unusual and they'll make it tradable
based valvo
>I assumed as much but does that mean that as Sniper, he's catching the very edge of the real Heavy?
what at least seems to have happened is that he was disguised as sniper (from killing a previous sniper) and was in the process of turning into heavy when we walked back
I don't think so. I fucking loved Arena, too. Games get intense when dying has actual consequences.
I always figured it was because they weren't willing to do the base amount of work needed to fix it. If you had just one friend on the other team you could both grab Cloak & Dagger and basically ruin the server whenever you wanted. Back then you could also full heal with Eureka Effect whenever you wanted or be virtually immortal running through medkits and ammo with the Dead Ringer.
literally me
>Hale is a good standard and the one that started it all as just everyone vs Saxton Hale
>Christian Bale Sniper just gets some arrows
>Drunk bunny Demoman is useless now because uh oh short circuit makes his rage pointless
>Vagineer is standard as well, he just gains an uber
>Demopan sucks because he doesn't have a jump like everyone else so he's fucked if an engie got somewhere high up
also fuck servers that makes the entire team crit filled with ridiculous knockback
It's damn near impossible to win unless you're playing in a closed area
Damn I need to make one of these for custom maps.
I sold a bunch of my stranges to buy Squad, talk about a huge mistake.
Pretty accurate video to me playing Demo.
tradekeks btfo
discussing industrial output of the ottoman empire during ww1 of course
Ah, makes sense. I don't really know the exact timing for stuff like that.
The fact that they're two steps outside of spawn means that even if you can get in on the snipers, they can very likely duck back into spawn before you can kill them, and you'll also have to contest with any of their respawning teammates who might be leaving the spawn room when you show up.
Also, you can't just play on the outside or you'll lose because the point you need to be capturing is in the middle.
Meanwhile in Harvest, the best sniper spots are a good distance away from spawn, and moreover, a sniper standing outside of spawn wouldn't have a good view of anything.
This means snipers are usually by themselves and don't have an easy escape route if someone comes for them. Additionally, snipers can't shoot onto the point without massively exposing themselves by standing out in the open in the center of the map.
Isn't it only one of the unusuals though?
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*switches over to BLU team*
In harvest it's go left up the stairs and bang, in a window, or a few steps right up on the shack and bang, full sightline.
With Nucleus it is much easier to scout or spy over to the Sniper and fucking murder him.
Did the crate thing actually make the playerbase larger just on account of nostalgia and people who reinstalled?
And I don't mean just for that one day.
Is star underscore responsible for so many people quiting in the first place
>The fact that the best sniper positions are two steps out of spawn is terrible
Yeah, but they're so fucking easy to flank. Holy shit, it's so much fun to Powerjack behind and murder every single one of them, loop around and immediately do it again. It's like suddenly Nucleus is Sniper Hell and I'm the devil.
On Nucleus there's multiple ways to get to every sniper nest while staying behind cover. If Harvest is infested with decent Snipers you're just fucked.
when the hell did they remove sprays?
And in Nucleus it's take two steps outside of your spawn and boom. What the fuck point are you trying to make?
You literally cannot refute that a sniper on the battlements or on top of the shed is not as far away from his spawn or more isolated from his teammates because he is exactly both of those things.
good riddance, fuck rebel_yell and fuck the "community"
they removed sprays? i haven't played in like 3 years
>Payload Offense setup
>Match will begin in 1:10
>Switch to Vaccinator Medic, constantly popping off ubers in spawn.
>6 points on the board before the round even starts
>0:20 seconds left before gates open
>Switch to Kritzkrieg and build up a charge thanks to the 3x uber build rate in pre-game
>Pop on Heavy as the gates open, he kills 4 or 5 people with lasers
>have 10 points less than 30 seconds into the game
Any other tips for more quickly grinding the Casual ranks?
when a mad man put malware on it
>for more quickly grinding the Casual ranks?
what the hell are casual ranks
>Casual ranks?
what
Nucleus literally has two exits for you to not go into the sightline you moron. Go left into the hallways and sniper can't get you.
you can still spray, but you can't see anyone else's
and they can't see yours
for a while now I've been wondering why people have been staring at me like I'm a retard mousing up and down at a wall, and now I know why
Why though?
>you can still spray, but you can't see anyone else's
>and they can't see yours
is this only on official servers?
Yeah. Community servers tend to allow it, just not Valve servers.
And that's not at all what I'm talking about, you imbecile. Harvest is a wide map whose center can be crossed at any point. Avoiding a sniper's sightlines should not be a problem.
Should also add, it's possible to see other people's sprays on Valve servers IF you already have that same file in your PC. Don't know if you know but basically the way it works is that when you use a spray, that image is getting saved in everyone's computer. Meaning if you go into a community server and someone uses a certain spray, you can then go into an official server and if that person uses the same spray, you'll see it.
You cannot cross the center in Harvest without coming into either of the famous Sniper spots, in Nucleus you can literally go under or all the way around to them.
>remove smoke
>Spy is now fucking scary
Does that work via image hash or something?
Yeah about that, it still does do that. It gives you a 5 second warning then it kills and respawns you.
>things you can hear
>women don't know any other dance moves other than slutty twerking
Why did we give them rights again?
Post Casual ranks.
I never even thought of how much better Spy would be if disguising were a nigh-instant poof instead of the 20 years it takes now. He could use that buff, more actual deception and less cl_interp
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid
A sniper cannot keep an eye on the entire map at once and there's at least four ways spanning the entire width of the map that you could use to cross the center of the map on foot.
Freakin' unbelievable
Literally what is the purpose of this
Wtf, how do you get to see your stats?
Anything's changed in-game so far since the crate depression shit?
Are there way more unusual users walking around? Kind of feel like playing the game again right now since the only reason I previously installed it was so I could unbox a bunch of unusuals and then sell them, I imagine I could've at least saved one all class thing but I just didn't like anything so I don't have any unusuals anymore now.
oh that's the shit you meant
it's garbage and part of the worst update to tf2 ever
Sorry, I'm not knowledgeable enough in that regard. All I know is that there should be a spray folder in your computer from sprays people have posted either from before Valve disabled them in their servers or from community servers.
I don't know if the malware issue was just a rumor or not. Seems like it'd be easy to fix that exploit, if it existed. And if the issue would be something like having cp as a spray, which then gets saved in people's computers, Valve could've implemented a system that automatically deletes sprays.
>Start a match
>Spray folder is created
>Any sprays used during that match are saved to this one folder
>Once the player leaves the match, the folder is automatically deleted
It'd also avoid any bloat from accumulating images.
Unus are ass
I'd rather Aussie or botkillers
Just a basic progression system. Serves no purpose.
i forget it doesnt show in the feed and is silent. well i remembered silent but not "never in the kill feed" for anyone else, holy fuck
How did you not blow your brains out due to boredom by playing casual this much?
If you're a recent newer player I can understand I guess, but sweet jesus
>Anything's changed in-game so far since the crate depression shit?
cosmetics don't fucking matter
I got a retard mohawk I'll hock and run stock
I despise tactics like this because they work on me. Watching numbers goes up brings happiness to my joy deprived life
Reinstate Quickplay with: TeamScramble, Crits, where all the community server autism (friendlies, spy crabs etc)
Make Casual: No Crits queue up mode for people who don't want to be dealing with your 'Hoovy' throwing health packs to the enemy team.
nuke comp
SEE
cringe
>Anything's changed in-game so far since the crate depression shit?
don't tell him Yea Forums. spare him.
the fucking instant reaction on the taunt is what gets me
TF2 would never die if this was the final update to the game.
I TOLD YA YA WERE A BUNCH OF WEE LASSES
Is July, 2014 recent?
>not reflecting the rocket at your feet, letting you rocket jump and then puff and sting'ing the pyro
Imagine not being sketchek
needs the ost
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we can't all be mega-autists
Faking my death would fix a lot of my problems.
in my opinion, yes
How much did you play between then and when casual matchmaking came out?
I just don't see how anyone who played before matchmaking could play that much after, even quickplay was better.
anyways if you're having fun then keep on bro
Home...
>mountain lab at 18
fucking trash taste, Mann Manor alone is top tier and it's just a reskin of it
>that fucking animation quality
god damned beautiful.
About the same amount. TF2's the only game I play, so you gotta take that into account, too, lol. I like the idea another user had, bringing back old pubs, turning Casual into a more serious version of pubs, and axeing the official Comp mode.
When I first saw the economy tanking in the same update as the Ricardo hat, this video was all I wanted to see from it.
god tier idea
What year did you first start playing TF2?
What year did you stop playing TF2?
Might as well
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2008
Still playing
2014
NEVER
>2012
>2015
And I reinstalled yesterday, but don't think I'll keep it long
>10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
Having nighttime versions of daytime maps, and vice-versa, would seem to me to breathe new life and variety into the game without much work. I would play the shit out of a daytime version of Doublecross.
2009
no
I's a good idea so Valve isn't going to bother with it.
2007
still playing
go go go, charge!
based
medic i must acquire quaaludes please medic oh god oh fuck
there used to be some somewhat popular custom maps that were mirror image reversals of normal maps
those were fun
a million things valve can do
Why does Valve keep pushing for the VR meme. Nobody fucking wants it
I'm still pissed I joined too late to get to play those on a full server.
>that scout in a bikini with socks on
lol
it's ...tf/materials/temp
grab vtfedit and/or the extension that lets windows preview it and take a look. you might have CP on your computer because someone sprayed it in their spawn room 4 years ago as despite the name it's by no means temporary
Is this the final redpill?
My guess is that whoever gets VR right first can pretty much take over what could be the next big tech industry. I personally don't believe it'll ever be more than just a side curiosity in gaming, more useful in just about any industry that's not gaming or movies.
Saxton Hale
It's good
>demo man skill floor
Nope, it's shit.
Do you know if the malware thing was just a rumor? Or why Valve doesn't just delete these files after each match?
I'm sorry, but a class that can place 3 stickies on a corridor, wait, and right click to kill 2 people is not the hardest skill floor in the game.
it's a good start but there is a lot wrong with it.
no
that's a shit ranking made by an obvious pyro "main"
>pyro main
I personally can't use any of the warpaints for my weapons, they're to flashy
Demo's skill floor should be lower due to the sticky launcher. Scout as well. Closer to Sniper's skill floor.
Deluded furry
No, this is.
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scout main here
soldier and demo have the highest skill ceiling due to movement ability and 100% accurate but non-hitscan weapons
>youtu.be
Still the best one for me. That song bangs so fucking hard, it's disgusting.
>Pyro has the highest skill ceiling
You got your (you)'s, now stop posting
Remember how Casual has that greyed out thing with "Keep party members in the same team?"
It's been two years, mind you. That's how fucking incompetent the TFteam is.
Be the change you want to see in the world anonthat means carry your team to victory
>tfw you will never hop on a 2fort_night server full with 24 people at 3am when you just got home from the night shift ever again
It was the peak of gaming and I didn't know what I had bros
2013.
Play very on and off, but most importantly, very shittily.
I hardly see anyone play saxton anymore. I miss the 24/24 saxton servers.
2017
You misunderstand the graph. That's not the Demoman's full potential.
>gunslinger engie
>enemy gunslinger engie appears
>make a improvised minigame wheee every time we engange, we'd first plop down the mini sentries and try to punch each other
Most fun I've ever had since installing this again.
>dustbowl
>barnblitz above anything besides hoodoo
>2fort (iconic =/= good)
>freight and fastlane that low
>mann v. machine at all
lmao
>red-tape
>cuckold is trash tier fetish
based
Well Pyro is the worse class in the game, you kinda need to work harder to get kills against people with braincells
YEEEEEEEEEE
post them stats boys
can hear the music through that bit well enough
>want to play pipeline and nightfall
>matchmaking means no servers ever have pipeline or nightfall
not proud
While he takes a bit more effort than people give him credit for, he in no way has the highest skill ceiling.
Based only if they came from bugged crates so you can dab on traders.
> video cuts out mid typing "ARE YOU-"
what's your sensitivity?
passtime is good
that's not what skill ceiling means
2011. I had to get it as soon i saw meet the medic
>by miracle get a casual match of Pipeline
>user DONT CAP
When did this shit got into full effect? Three years ago people capped shit all the time
>"sensitivity" = "2.050000" ( def. "3" ) min. >0.000100 max. 10000000.000000
>client archive
>- Mouse sensitivity.
YEEEEEEEE HOO
>is
how are you finding a game? custom?
last time I tried the matchmaker for it, it never found a match
It was fun though, especially rocketjumping around brickyard off the boost pads
Never leave
How did Valve do those ambient sounds so well?
>haven't played nightfall in over 5 years
>not even on community servers
2010
more or less 2015 maybe a bit earlier
This is the most frustrating video I've ever seen.
Unless you're memeing with your friends and dicking around it shouldnt matter
Botkillers are cool
potato.tf MvM servers
Had this exact thing happen to me a few days ago. I got autobalanced twice in one match, the second time literal seconds away before the team I was leading in pushing the damn cart won the game.
Okay.
van tonight?
2013
Stopped playing frequently in 2017, quit mid-2018.
I can't enjoy it anymore and it fucking kills me, it's the only game I truly enjoyed in the past few years.
Amen. Mossrock is good-looking and pretty fun, but Dustbowl a shit. Still nostalgic, though.
Achievement_apg_r11b
Home.
lmao, beat this
party van
redsun.tf
Lost
>tfw GMG achievement servers shut down a couple years ago
>had fun just hanging out in the lobby talking to people and doing deathmatch duels in the arena
2fort in a nutshell
>tfw that 8 year old apg server you've been playing on still stands
>every time you come back to it new players come and old leave but the atmosphere stays the same
>always someone to call a faggot
>hang out in trade hubs because the maps were cool
>never actually fucking trade
fuck jews man, i just wanted the site listed price at the time and no one wanted
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Here's the original, thank me later.
>wave of mutilation comes in
actually kino
I love me some TF2 music edits.
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literally last few minutes of 2009
whenever i die
Good thing they commited suicide.
>tfw every time when someone uses trade chat unironically he gets kicked out of the server by admin
Are you me?
2008 would go to my friends house around the block to play on his pc until i got my own. only had the xbox orange box for a while.
i got back into it maybe a couple weeks ago. so never i guess.
started in 2008
stopped playing significantly around 2012
demoman is the easiest after heavy, otherwise good stuff
engineer and soldier have higher ceilings too
heavy would be a better class and more fun to play if he had soldier's buff secondaries
For years I unironically spammed this fragmovie on various french forums telling everyone how awesome it was and only now that Yea Forums is mocking it I realize that one of my "friend" back then on steam was actually completely ironic on the subject and I was to dense to see through.
fuck you gf18
Does no one use sprays anymore?
Sprays don't work on official servers anymore. Only community servers/friends' sprays show up.
>harvest not #1 koth
shit list
2007
Still play it in bursts every now and then
I miss Lakeside.
I have suicide binded as "T"
imagine not playing with no hats/no unusual mods
thats a hud issue not graphics
>9 years ago I was 20
either 2007 or 2008 on xbox
2013, but recently got back into it with some friends
Hello b4nny
>demoman skill floor that high
you're joking right
t. demo main
Sad and bored. Might make a Sims 4 game with all the Mercs. I can only have 7 people max per Family, so who should I make for BLU and who for RED?
>theres a whole april fools wikipedia page on demopan
wiki.teamfortress.com
how have i never seen this? why did valve have to lose its soul?
>he doesnt have one loadout he uses for every class
you don't know budget pal
2010
off and on since then, but I almost stopped altogether in 2015
forced but well executed
Started during the first Halloween update in 2009, played on and off until about 2016.Just recently got back into it. Still a fun game, there’s really nothing else like it.
MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC
Shit, I only noticed the disguise change after.
>People materialize out of thin air just to laugh at you
Pretty sure that's what actual schizophrenia is like
I've had serious games of Powerhouse that lasted for literal hours
People were racking up scores in the thousands
>One team captures mid at the start of the round
>Defense turtles like you wouldn't believe
>Someone slips past offensive lines and caps mid
>Repeat steps 2-3 ad nauseum
woah, never heard of this dude before. his stuff is p cool
>been playing off and on for over a decade
>have 0 good demo cosmetics that fit together
this is why I hate playing demoman
FUCKKKKK
I miss them
i am still 100% sure if this map had proper cap timers instead of that bullshit inverse crap it would have been really good but no the mapper had to make the last point take 20s to cap
Who else here /demojump/
Can't be the only one.
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probably because you post cringe like this on Yea Forums
Actually schizophrenia is different for everyone.
Most people just get episodes where they start having hallucinations and trouble to define reality.
Official Valve servers never had sprays enabled.
Now that community servers are dead, and most people play on official servers via matchmaking, no more sprays.
>bought orange box early 2009 or so
>i was like 16~17
>still have it on my shelf
i can't throw it away
One more G on tradefags
>That guy who gets a domination on you and then proceeds to hide in his base behind his teammates for the reminder of the round unless you kill him
>process below powerhouse
shit list
TF2 threads are the best.
Cheers, Yea Forums.
>that guy who literally always appears out of nowhere when you're on low hp and dominates you
>that guy who dominates the top player of the enemy team while said enemy team is steamrolling
>tfw that guy is me
Hearing this always puts a smile on my face, no matter how bad a day I might be having.
2008
>Implying
>That guy that dominates you and actually taunts in 2019
>he doesnt taunt everytime he gets a crit kill just to piss off the enemy team
Weak