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most homo disguise in the series.

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Noo what did you do to BiBo

>Killing multiple targets with one explosive phone

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I finally got the sibera sniper, I hope they never put a unlockable behind the retarded grind again, I'd rather SASO Colerado 100 times over than do that again.

what Quiet couldn't

Konny Engström

The rifle is unsilenced anyway? Couldn't bother.

This. Anything with flip flops is automatically the gayest shit. Even gayer than the skinny jeans drummer in Bangkok.

any good stealth/assasination game like hitman?

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Yogi is gayer

Stop trying to associate Snake with stealth games.

>kill Sean Rose and Maya Parvati with Sean's explosive watch
>lose Silent Assassin rating because Maya's collateral death doesn't count as an accident and her body is discovered as a murder victim

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in Styx you play as a goblin assassin. In the sequel you basically play as a thief who can be an assassin.

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i will try this thanks. any other games??

You had sex with him?

actually scratch that. You asked for "assassination games like Hitman" and Styx is an assassination game that is nothing like Hitman. More like Splinter Cell with more movement and verticality.

what was left of him.

eh, this is a bit of a stretch, but Shadow tactics had a few great assassination missions.
They even give you multiple ways of assassinating your target (like poisoning the tea or just snipe the guy from a distance) and one of the characters can disguise herself

The makeup cutscene is homo, otherwise the disguise is fine

that's not Snake

Haven't played in series since Blood Money. Anything of notice or the series is shit now?

It has a silencer, it also has a 4x variable zoom like the Sieger 300 Ghost, they just don't show as perks for some reason.

Clones are identical user.

He's only missing an eyeball m8, no need to be dramatic about it.

That's Naked Snake aka BiBo. Although Venom Snake is still Snake as is Solid Snake and others.

2016 and 2018 are basically the same game, both are better than blood money in some ways while worse in others, but all round they're very good entries into the series.
Worth playing if you okay with the shitty always on DRM

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>aka BiBo

Maybe if you're a gigantic faggot.

oh, he was missing a lot more after I was finished

Beebo is the universally accepted name for Naked Snake and Venom Snake.

Death to Spies is basically a russian equivalent of Hitman, really worth playing

I understand he already had changed his Codename to Big Boss. Venom Snake is not a clone though.

™2 + Legacy Pack DLC is by far the best Hitman game ever made.

>always online singleplayer
>ex-Denuvo title
>time-limited content

It's also a gigantic guilty pleasure.

Don't flatter yourself too much, you were far from the one to take his anal virginity.

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He would technically be a meme clone though

Blood Money is still the best, but the 2 new games are decent followups.

You sure this isn't just a disguise?

Negative.

Could very well be, I always thought of 47 as a switch who took it just as often as he gave.

the soldiers in MGS1 are biological clones of BB. Does that make them "Snakes" too?

>the soldiers in MGS1 are biological clones of BB

No they aren't. How long has it been since you played MGS1?

They aren't and also their code name isn't "Snake" nor are they the protags of the games

Are you serious? Liquid literally tells you that before the fist fight on top of Metal Gear Rex.

It's BiBo from Ground Zeroes, so yes it is Snake

No, they aren't called "Snake" just for being clones of BB. That was my point. As for them not being BB's children see pic related.

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He's talking specifically about himself and Solid as clones. The genome soldiers are normal people who went through gene editing procedures to make them better soldiers. Meryl was a fucking genome soldier.

If anyone wonders why the enemy AI was so advanced in MGS1

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well Krüger is actuallly no homo bu a Chad paid by Margolis to flirt with the daughers of VIPs to get information. She sends him off to meet the sister of that girl later killed by Jordan Cross.

>tfw failed the elusive and it's now possible for me to entirely miss the Colorado suit if they don't activate another target there
At least it's a shit suit.

any elusive target suit that does more than add ugly driving gloves is non-shit by default

The Colorado suit is great.

more like 20/180 am I right?

I never tried to get a single suit so I've never had the compulsion to get more. Miss every suit and you won't mind missing one. Fuck the elusives. The levels were thematically designed for their original targets. Putting some literally who's in there for me to kill doesn't make me want to play the same levels any more than new strategies for killing the original targets.

This new outfit looks terrible. Who would wear a hooded sweater underneath a long coat?

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Just beat hitman 2 (Ark Island mission)
Is New York worth it?
Felt so good pretending to be the dead Janus and stab that bitch in the torso.

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Looks almost as bad the "casual undercover". At least it doesn't have meme gloves.

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New York is really good, but too easy.

New York and hopefully the Resort are. The sniper map is not.

I wish they'd let you switch between the two versions of the suits so I'd never have to see meme gloves again.

Yeah it would be nice if accessories like gloves, glasses, and hats were toggleable.

Do you find any value in Sniper Assassin? New York is good, I'm sure The Resort will be good. But those two maps alone won't justify the cost of the season pass. Hantu Port is comparable to Himmelstein, Siberia is easily the best out of the three but it can only do so much in spite of the gamemode's shortcomings.

I think they received good response for the Patient Zero Colorado sniper map and that made them go for including more of them. Unfortunately it's just too much trial and error.

you just don't understand high fashion user.
I don't think anyone does that shit is all over the place

The women look amazing though.

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It just has a few key problems for me, it could be a decent distraction otherwise.

>horrible, unnecessary mastery grind
>environmental kills aren't "accident" kills, absolutely no reason to ever do them because the corpses are almost certainly going to be discovered
>waiting 5+ minutes doing nothing on occasions
(Siberia solved this)
>one static sniping nest, can't choose different starting locations to mix things up (why include co-op when you're just sat next to each other?)

If they fixed all of these problems, I wouldn't mind Sniper maps. They'd still be lackluster compared to a normal mission, but they'd be okay.

I'd probably enjoy sniper maps a lot more if they didn't have the slow down when you zoom in, and the grind to get mastery after you complete all the challenges, the Sibera map is pretty enjoyable.
I thought Himmlestien was shit though, I never played Hantu port.

Wasn't even the designer in that mission saying that those designs were absolute garbage and only accepting to do a runway of them because Victor pressured him to do it?

shittleton creek suit never

Yeah

He thinks that those designs look like garbage because they actually look like something that maybe a human being might actually wear. Just look at these Real fashion show shit is supposed to look like literal trash.

I don't think normal humans want to wear shit like

Why hasn't there ever been a Hitman mission to penetrate a military stronghold and take out a PMC warlord (to my knowledge)?

Only mission I can think of is that one Middle East mission in Silent Assassin where you take out that bin Laden knock off and steal a warhead.

If you recoloured it wouldn't make for a bad coat

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and that one jungle mission in Codename 47.

At least it still isn't a cardboard box with a bit of artificial lawn stapled into it combined with bright red jeans and a fox pelt. That is high fashion. If it doesn't look absolutely ridiculous, according to a real fashion designer it must be shit. Afterall if nobody ever wore anything retarded, no trends would ever change.

BASED

That man is beautiful. I wish I was him.

>Afterall if nobody ever wore anything retarded, no trends would ever change.

Trends change slowly over time, like the evolution of the modern suit, not because somebody one day starts wearing a stack of old car tires.

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I would.

based business man helping bigboss floss his teeth

Diana is still bae

Never forget, Diana got a DONK.

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Why'd they ditch the original VA?

That looks like a fucking jojo's character

Based Yakuza lawyer

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>Afterwards, they were secretly enhanced with Big Boss's "soldier genes," giving them augmented senses, reflexes, and combat skills. This was accomplished through the realignment of nucleotides to mimic Big Boss's genes, making the subjects "digitial" copies, in a sense.

You're both right.
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who recognises the assassination?

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She's such an overdesigned shit-looking character. Why couldn't she just look Japanese?

>ave maria ref
Excellent meme

Yeah, I do. Didn't know they did mocap for these games, must be fun to perform.

You're right, stealth games are garbage compared to Metal Gear.

I wish BB would use me as his twink fuck boi.

when is this fucking doc going to drop

Agreed.
Pure stealth games are cancer.

Still felt bad assassinating her, what a cute

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There are no "pure" stealth games. There are games and there are stealth games. An action game with stealth elements doesn't exist because ever having no choice but to reveal your presence invalidates all stealth and makes it pointless. Without enemy memory alteration it's not possible to become un-detected post-detection.

Post your favourite Hitman missions. For me, it's Beldingford Manor

>A New Life
>Curtains Down
>Miami

Beldingford Manor is easy in my top 10. I think my favorite might be Invitation To A Party.

Sapienza, Caruso is just too good. I'm pretty sure Beldingford Manor was voted the best hitman mission ever created a while back.

Not like Hitman so much, but Dishonored is literally about assassination for much of the game, although it's up to the player to decide not just the approaches but also the target's fate in general. With some of the non-lethal approaches ultimately being an actually crueler fate for the target. It's first-person so that's almost entirely different, however both Hitman and Dishonored have 'systems-based' mechanics where the levels are basically sandboxes and the player is given a myriad of tools and abilities to play with so there's that they have in common.