Why is she so adorable?

Why is she so adorable?

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She's okay, I guess.

flat chest

You guys are so fucking easy to please. They don't even have to try

I wish I was a shota so her voice actor would love me

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Why is SHE so adorable

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I want to make Bernadetta not a female incel

cute voice and is OP as fuck

I cant choose between Lysithea and Petra HELP

L-lysithea, why do you have a strap-on? Don't come any closer!

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Pair her up with Caspar then .

DK is for one person only

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I can find some things that annoy me in almost every character in Three Houses, but Lysithea is not one of them. Even outside her support ranks, she shows that she cares about you.

Why is she so cute and funny?

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>She didn't want to join my house before everything went to shit
Bitch.

This.
Gilbert needs to man up though, making her sad is a crime against humanity.

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WOW. This is a GREAT VIDEO GAME thread, OP.

I sure do love VIDEO GAMES, wouldn't you agree JANITORS and MODS.

HAHA

Finally some Annette art, bless you user

This is a video game, what the fuck are you on about

That sure is a PRETTY GIRL there, OP.
What VIDEO GAME is she from, HAHA

Your stupid fucking cunt waifu threads are the farthest thing from video games in the whole of this board, you inbred mongoloid fucksicle. Somewhere out there is a tree that is solely responsible for replacing the oxygen you waste, faggot.

WOW. Such pretty girls, OP. What is the VIDEO GAME she is from, PLEASE? I'd like to PLAY and DISCUSS the VIDEO GAME this PRETTY GIRL is from.

Her singing is terrible

Time for spit roast

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You seem a bit upset, you should unwind by playing Fire Emblem Three Houses for the Nintendo Switch

you fagots keep spaming these shitty character desings and all look the fucking same. This new art was a mistake.

Annette and Lys support is super DUPER adorable

AH, thank you user. I really APPRECIATE the VIDEO GAME recommendation. Perhaps you could DISCUSS with me why this VIDEO GAME is good and worth my time?

because fuck the church

Weirdo.

gamer

HAHA, Classic VIDEO GAME discussion, user.
I really enjoy the VIDEO GAME DISCUSSIONS I participate in on Yea Forums/V/

Prove OP's image and topic aren't video games and I'll smash my Switch with a sledgehammer.

it's very good, i like it, and you should play it. :)

HAHA, user you are so FUNNY. Let's DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES together sometime. Maybe in this VIDEO GAME THREAD?

Now this is superior shit taste
Kys ginger cuck

Imagine being this fucking butthurt.

Ah shit I gotta recruit her asap
She needed a flaw, she's too perfect

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Seething resetera tranny.

HAHA, WHO are you DISCUSSING right now?
Is it a VIDEO GAME character?

Her game is for s󠛡o󠛡yboy c󠛡u󠛡m󠛡b󠛡r󠛡a󠛡i󠛡ns

She looks so nice even after timeskip.

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So BEAUTIFUL
Let's DISCUSS the GAME she is from.

Fuck off.

>She does 160+ damage with a crit
>The enemy only had like 15 hp left
>Oneshots the Reaper Knight, twice
Lys is STRONG!

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>wasn’t interested in Annette at all before game release
>play game and she’s perfect
She also doesn’t get fucked in the time skip like all the other blue lion girls

Sneed

I wanna S Support this milf

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WHY?

Are you NOT ENJOYING this VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION, my friend?

Not enough PRETTY GIRLS for you?

CUTE NUKE

>Try to recruit Lysithea
>Part one ends a month early on Black Eagles Route

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Sure. I hate that most physical units cant keep up with magic units unless they have a relic they can use. So unless someone is a combat monster with lucky stat rolls, they need a crest to be decent. I want to use characters like Leonie and Caspar, but they just feel weak.

holy shit what did they do to Mercedes

She found religion, hard.

I love Aoi.

my Leonie absolutely dunks on Lorenz. Also non-crest bearers can still wield relics, they just can't use the unique Combat Art

I just beat Lonato, should I have anyone recruited by now? I'm going for Dorothea first

i love her so much bros...

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They made her better.

Dorothea is really easy to get

Haha. You're talking about LOVING the CHARACTER and the VIDEO GAME, right?
Not some SAD INCEL situation where you're referring to a ROMANTIC LOVE of a NONEXISTENT CHARACTER, right?

TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES! HAHA

Maybe im overthinking it then. Even on hard, only the last chapter or two, along with a few paralogues, are actually difficult. And heck, my Petra is absolutely goddamn terrifying. Speed in the mid 40s at level 35, and strength on par with the gorilla empress.

when is incel getting filtered

Grab Felix and Bernadetta. Felix is capable of shredding units one by one when he has no battalion. Same for Bernie when she isn't 100% HP. Have Dorothea as your Dancer class as well.

I mean yeah, the game isn't really remotely challenging at this point so it doesn't really matter who you take unless they get mega-screwed.

When you finally have sex.

holy fuck kill yourself please

done, where's the filter

>casts Luna from 5 tiles away
Can anyone stop her?

>B rank Marianne
>still wont join my house

enjoy death you stupid cunt.

Don't reply to the newfag.

Why would I KILL MYSELF when I am enjoying the VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION that I'm having with my PALS on Yea Forums?

Let's DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES and post PRETTY GIRLS together, user.

How do I help this kid get laid?

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Recruit Petra

watching Lysithea absolutely destroy him in their C support made me bench him.

We're trying, but some spastic faggot managed to derail the thread. What a shame.

DERAIL? What is DERAIL? We were all DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES here. I do not understand your POST? DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES in this thread. POSTING PRETTY GIRLS is DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES. I like PRETTY GIRLS and VIDEO GAMES. Let's DISCUSS them.

offer yourself to him

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Why the fuck would you want to?

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>tsundere without being obnoxious
>cute
>diligent
>loves (You) and gives you children
>freakishly OP unit

Ayo I'm finna dab on this nigga
*Dabs*
Rekt

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I'll help you get laid too if you'd like.

Have sex
Impregnate a woman
Get a job
Live a life

Not interested.

Dude, lmao just get better horse riding skils

I HAVE SEX a lot with my GIRLFRIEND of 3 YEARS, user. I also have a CUSHY ANIMATOR JOB with a LARGE REPUTABLE COMPANY in my LOCAL AREA.

I DO NOT see how this RELATED to VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION.

Let's DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES.

>CUSHY ANIMATOR JOB

Physical units are still better as tanks.
Plus it's less that they're weak and more that magic is overkill.

blue lions chapter 15, is choosing between fhirdiad or enbarr gonna impact story?

Bro see
It's over, you got dabbed on bro

>Insane poster is a wagie
Big SURPRISE

Reminder that in the 45 minutes you've spent shitposting you could have
>Been playing video games
>Posted in a thread about a game you like
>Made a thread about a game you like
>Go onto any other board
>Made yourself a delicious lunch
>Done your exercises for the day
>Masturbated to some pornhub video
>Watched an episode of some show you're watching
>Called your mother and father to see what they've been up to since you've last seen them.
>Sent out some job applications so you don't sit in your room all day
>Made an account on some social media thing and swiped right or whatever all the cool kids do these days
>Do literally anything else other than act like a spastic

I'd tell you to stay mad, but you seem to get some sort of pleasure wasting your life away on an image board by making a fool of yourself so go ahead and keep doing that instead.

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Felix, is that you?

you do not have any authority when Punished Dimitri is raging on

She has massive religious mommy milkies now.

>CUSHY ANIMATOR JOB

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Improved her

Damn dude, you can't own niggers like that anymore.

so no matter what we go enbarr?

I don't know bro some people like raging fires when camping so I guess you could consider it comfortable

how does Jeralt allow his daughter to walk around dressed like that

That's an INCREDIBLY LONG POST, user. And NONE of it is VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION. If you don't mind, PLEASE REFRAIN from GOING OFF TOPIC in VIDEO GAME THREADS.

thanks for the reminder i havent had lunch yet

My Ashe wants to be a wyvern rider. Should I let him?

youtube.com/watch?v=WTrRLLlwUys

no matter what you do the story is linear

If I have characters get multiple A ranks, how are their endings chosen?

I know you are interested I'll get a cutie to get your dick sucked, haha.

why are rulecucks like this

First cone, first served, so I've been told.

severe autism which forces them to stay here even though they hate it

naizuri queen

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Because it's pretty ANNOYING when MODS and JANITORS DELETE actual VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION threads and leave PRETTY GIRL threads up FOREVER.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Felt so good to kill this bitch while she was running away.

So the first A rank I get for each character is the final pairing?
Seems reasonable.

For me it's fish

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>finish blue lions
>just want to do another blue lions playthrough
someone help

>Please don't treat me like a kid!
Then stop looking like one.

Isn't there a priority system?

Why wasn't Rhea playable at all brehs

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A bullet to the head might help.

just do GD so it won't sting as bad

Reminds me of Rori

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Who he is?

What the FUCK was her problem?

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I hate this happy-go-lucky bitch. She has a fat person voice too.

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one day i'm sure
was debating on doing BE just to get it out of the way, but i really have no desire to run it

aoi yuuki is a goblin

Her and Seteth's refusal to use contractions makes them both sound autistic, but in Seteth's case it's actually fitting.

Literally mommy issues the character.

Her voice actress was the singer for the main theme from Smash Ultimate, Annie could have had a good singing voice if they wanted her to.

Nice and friendly with her companions, but kills all her enemies without remorse

I have the same feeling but mostly because i missed out on the mercedes paralogue, i was considering recruiting her for a church playthrough but I heard you don't get the special scene if you don't start as BL

>wild girl x nerd
Please tell me they have great supports.

Why pre timeskip maps are obviously made with BL in mind?
No really, I expected them to be different for houses, but I still deal with rebellion, thief brother, and Mercedes brother

No (You) for you.

So what's your guys' favorite route so far? Blue Lions is pretty nice and I've enjoyed it the most.
I chose BE first but didn't really like anybody from the house.

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Did the Battle of Garreg Mach remind any Telliusfags of Elincia's Gambit? Or just me?

it didn't make you bench Lysithea?
Lysithea/Ignatz B just makes her look like a bitch

That's probably because you're a faggot.

>Leonie
>Weak
lol, no. She doubles almost everything.

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How long is each route?

I just want it to be like that Panne/Ricken support where the ending has her drag him out into the woods to breed him for thirty straight years

So why did Hanneman and drunk milkers whatsherface join the Empire in the BL route?

I'm at the graveyard before what I assume is the final battle, is this choice of who to give the ring absolute? Why does nothing happen afterwards?

30-40 hours first time
BE is shorter and around 20 hours first walkthrough
On ng+ you keep statues and can up professor level soon, so depends on how much you want to fuck around

can't have some beta male bitchboy who gets owned by 15 year old girls on the battlefield

You're choosing your S-Support and paired ending. It'll come into play after you beat the game, it's just supposed to give you motivation to finish the fight for your wife/husband

That's hardly fair, Lysithea is barely human and has her brain set on overclocked mode.

>30-40 hours
My first time was double that.

Is there an alternate scene if the person you chose to be your S-Support dies in the final map?

>just killed Edelgard on Golden Deer route
>no mention of Dedue afterwards despite him being alive by the end of the mission
Also, it’s going to feel real fucking weird joining up with the red bitch after this route, I almost want to avoid playing Beagles.

Oh shit, so I assume doing all 4 routes takes a lot of time, right?

I had 50 in bl, but I run around school every month and forced students to eat with each other to level support and fished for hour straight, if you don't do such worthless shit it will be really shorter

Fag.

i just realized it's pretty stupid that the only character that makes a good dark mage is hubert, and on his route you can only fight the death knight 3 times before allying with him so you need to get at least 2 seals

Well fuck, I'm not ready to choose. Also what's with the ??? option being greyed but still selectable

I wish Bernie didn't have such noodle arms.

That option gives you Sothis

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You can steal it from him anyway

It is shorter, but not 10-20 hours shorter, lmao. It's only like 4 less missions

>dubfag problems

Oh shit, it's selectable? I thought I just didn't get enough support points with Sothis in time. Interesting way to make sure that only the people most obsessed with her will get her ending.

So you have 4 less months

>Also, it’s going to feel real fucking weird joining up with the red bitch after this route, I almost want to avoid playing Beagles.
Yes please stay away from the alpha male route, pussy-kun.

because she's a kid

>picked up Three Houses 2 days ago on an impulse after seeing posts about Bernie
>every post I've seen about the game since has been waifu posting
>worried I let my dick trick me into buying a bad game
Is it actually good or is it just good for a modern FE? I haven't taken it out of the shrink wrap yet.

In my game Claude married her and my character married Petra. Thoughts?

excellent choice of spouse

>Edelgard and Dmitri are both off their rocker
>Claude just wants to end racism

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They don't if you recruited them. But I assume they do because they are both originally from Adrestia.

There's almost no waifu shit at all

Hey user, I'm gonna tell you a secret.
there's literally no reason to go dark mage/bishop. the growths are identical to mage/warlock, except the dark versions have 5% lower Charm growth, and the mastery skills are worse (poison strike and lifetaker for dark vs. fiendish blow and bowbreaker for regular mage)

The latter. Don't set your expectations too high if you do play it. People have had two weeks since the leak to play/discuss the story so waifufagging is all that's left before the threads die in the coming weeks.

Rude edfag

Should I cuck Ignatz forever or should I leave him with the sloppy seconds? What do you betas think?

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Hilda is my queen. Or Leonie I can’t decide.

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I can't believe you can make edgy Dimitri a Dancer lmao

Do I marry Dimitri or Sylvain?

which house do I pick next once I finish up with BEagle and Church routes? I want to save the best for last.

You already finished the best.

>edelgard is a angry bitch
>Claude is chill and just wants peace

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ugly airhead

Dmitri for max otome feels. Sylvian also gives those feels but the BL route is more tailored to Dmitri.

do Golden Deers next

>thinking BE is the best route

I've only played BL so far but I'm wondering why Petra would even join Edelgard? Isn't that really irresponsible of her? She has her own country and people to take care of, she should have just stayed out of the conflict.

Dimtri deserves to be loved more

It is.

probably because if she didn't join edelgard she would get absorbed by her anyway

>strong ass death knight enemy
>map is going well and after looking at my options I think I can take him
>involves mc and dimitri
If they die can I still divine pulse or is it auto-fail when they die?

Nah, he deserves death.

The game will za warudo if they die and let you pulse back

out of here waifufag

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>Claude just wants to end racism
So does Dimitri but he goes the extra mile.

How does that even make sense?

would have been nice if it was at least as good as a non-versatile gremory, considering sorcerer isn't in the game

Cool, thanks. No harm in trying, at least.

I wish she'd calm the fuck down. I get she's a NEET with anxiety issues but the girl has literal heart attacks if someone lightly coughs in her vicinity

Superficial cunt. Go boil your ball sack.

>Dimitri gets both Battalion Vantage and Battalion Wrath

This is so fucking stupid I love this Chad and his 60 base STR growth

edelgards lisp makes me want to kill myself, especially the scene where she keeps saying secrets over and over

Edelgard just wants to save humanity

Real question: when is the Lunatic update gonna drop? The game was pretty easy overall outside of a few Paralogues and timeskip maps.

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I chose to stay a virgin until I die, so I can have a lot of ghost sex with my flat loli spirit-wife.

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I love Yea Forums Illya

October

Good man.

Is that the girl from the golden deers? Does she become a an ultra magic Stacy? If so yass.

Airheads are my fetish though.

Are Edelfags going to conveniently ignore that she uses Crest Stone beasts in her army?

You know who else does? Dimitri. They just really want to make you fight monsters dude

She calms down significantly in post-timeskip supports at least.

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because you have jizzbrain

He becomes the hero chosen by the glasses.

Ah finally another man of culture.

I was sad I couldnt recruit her during my BE route

Yes, Lysithea is the best mage in the game and gets a spell that completely decimates Death Knight early on if you train her Reason magic properly.

PLAY ALL THREE ROUTES BEFORE DISCUSSING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING AUTISTS DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY AREN'T GOING TO MAKE THE OPPOSITE SIDE SEEM EVIL NO MATTER WHAT YOU CHOOSE

You sound like an Edeltard

Lys got an anti-rider nuke and can usually one shot death knight each time he appears.
I started to feel sorry for the guy trying to look menacing but always getting dispatched without effort.

Memes aside what are the best routes

>mfw my Lysithea learned Dark Spikes T on the same level as the Death Knight boss stage just in time to kill him
>mfw she learned Warp just in time to help me finish the Hubert/Death Knight chapter
Based nuke girl

I just saved the green haired girl from that crypt, how far am I from the time skip?

Ingrid "No future for the Duscur" Galatea

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>Not marrying a girl to bang while she's forced to watch from within your own mind

>only comes up in one support with one character and is immediately retracted by the next one

sorry, she's not your white pride waifu

She probably sounds like a 30+ year old trying to sound like a 6 year old on helium in japanese.

>characters in three houses have far more personality and character development than anyone in awakening and fates
How did they do it?

They let someone else make it.

You might be right.

>She calms down significantly in post-timeskip
Not in the map where Edelgard sends her to die to lure you in the trap

That's very fucking easy to do though.

I stole Bernie, so I didn't see that in GD at least

desu I slightly prefer the Awakening cast in most regards.
It has a way better cast than Fates though, absolutely.

Fugg I need to change her goals.

Is Lysithea the only character you can recruit post-timeskip?
Also, I was surprised she had a unique battle convo with Edelgard when I had her nuke the bitch in GD.

Made a right choice in stealing Black Eagle members from Edelgard.

30~ characters instead of the 45+ in Awakening, or the staggering 68 in Fates.

No. She joined my BE house pretty early when I got her support to B rank. She comes to ask about joining by herself.

depends on support rank, B is needed for post defeat recruitment afaik

So Jeritza or whatever was the death knight, right?

No he meant that if you can recruit more characters after beating them in battle post-timeskip on Edelgard's path like you can Lysithea.

This one salty edelfag posting throughout the thread. Get fucked waifutard, she is canonically the villain.

Im getting her together with dedue for reasons.

>imagine having to wait until your dead to even see your waifu outside of your own head.
At least she doesn’t cuck you even after death.

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cope

Whats with the random dub step?

You can recruit people post time skip?

She has a vassal country within the empire.

She's not independent, and can't resist without getting burned down for treason.

>no mention of Edelgard at all
Wow, you faggots really are obsessed.

Dimitri obviously. Save Sylvain if you dont like the boys from other classes. Dimitri's thirst is insane.

My Dimitri with the knightkneeler combat art fucked up the death knight in our first encounter. Only had to use a gambit with Byleth before Dimitri finished him.

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see Lysithea in Beagles path is recruitable after you kill her friends, but I'm not sure if it applies for any other characters in other routes.

Why does that horse look so sexually satisfied?

Who else thought Ignatz straight up punched Flayn at the start of their C support?

The reactions are way too positive. Is it really that good? Almost want to buy Switch because of this game.

Why doesn't Ingrid have any combat dialogue with Sylvain, Dedue, or Dmitri? I forgot to train Felix, so I wasn't able to test with him.

Just finished getting carried through my first campaign as Blue Lions
>gave waifu Ingrid every single stat up item I found
>she gained speed almost every level up because pegasus
>50 speed cap, evasion ring, Alert Stance+
>send her as far as possible into every enemy and Wait to trigger Alert Stance
>literally every enemy has 0% chance to hit
>she kills the fuck out of everything with counterattacks
Damn that was some fun shit. Are there any god units I should keep an eye out for in Black Eagles?

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It’s good for a console with close to no games. It gave me reason to finally even bother pirating another Switch game to play.

Are there paralogues in after timeskip? I just hit Chapter 14 in BE route and there are no paralogues in sight.

It’s kino GOAT for fire emblem fans, which are most of this thread. Results may vary if you aren’t one

yes

Edelgard herself. She just crits shit and they die.
Bernie needs a couple steroids and lucksacking but can otherwise rain death on fools with her Crest.

>Dimitri laughs at Alois' dad jokes
twitter.com/thotkumi/status/1156888447182749696

Does she have good supports with Blue Lion characters? I wanted to wife her on that play through since their girls suck.

So what are some good pairings for BE? I want to make sure all my students get laid.

Letting your students get A ranks with each other? Not on my watch.

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Which route is the ideal one to clear up the plot points not covered by the BL one?

Long, white hair + perma flat chest/loli body, she's perfection incarnate

Its the only game so far this year that has really got me hooked.

>spicy? ooo your tastebuds are so refined!
I don't know why I found this so cute

>pirating
Wait. There's Switch emulator?
I like Japanese tactical games so I'm sure I will like it.

who should i marry to who? on my blue lions run its looking

(You) - manuela
dimitri - catherine
caspar - bernie
dedue - annette
sylvain - ingrid
ashe - mercedes
felix - flayn

i still have cyril, shamir, hanneman, and marianne unaccounted for

>slathers frank's red hot on everything
y-yeah, refined...

Yea i will do the same when lunatic releases.

Also fuck BE and that cuckqueen

Why does Edelgard cause so much assblast here?

Buffalo sauce isnt spicy.

Lysithea's post-timeskip outfit is stupid.

She aided the murderinng of my father.

It's just underage crossboarders getting upset.

The fact that this is post timeskip makes it all the better. Alois is a lad

>tfw no qt tomboy gf who always tries to one up you

Deer.

you literally send her to the front lines and fucks everything up just with Nosferatu, life steal and pavise yes this frail little girl has a chance to reduce all incoming damage by half

>thought her voice sounded familiar
>found out she was Yubel in GX and Luna in 5ds
was not expecting that...

Sounds like a deal.
Why boner at husk Edelgard though.

>Agarthian dubstep rave kicks in as you're defeating robots

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There's a switch emulator, but it doesn't work well enough to emulate this game
Have really not heard that the switch has been blown wide open for years and piracy has been rampant?

>robots
wat

she also voiced this cat

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>emulator
Switch has been capable of running backups for well over a year now.

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what? Lifetaker is from Dark Bishop, right? the Male only class?

You encounter giant fucking robots in the 18th BL chapter, no idea about the others.

>i'm sick of being treated like a little girl
>make me feel like a woman tonight, byleth-senpai!

they really got raunchy with the supports this time around

nope meant to say lifesteal from Nosferatu

My man. Like others seems to say a lot I couldn't care less before the game came out, but she grew on me fast, truly a miracle in plain girl's clothing

Still not sure if she was being passive-aggressive in that interaction with Hilda where she tries on the perfume

What's best between hero and swordmaster?

Sorry pal, but Hilda is my wife.

They appear in the Golden Deer route when you deal with the Slitherers

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i dont like the FE artist. every character has a thousand yard stare and looks like they would smother you while you slept. still better than persona 5heads, but not much

>Defending Dimitri killing Caspar's bro
>Defending Dimitri ordering everyone to kill every last every last one of them in Gronder Field
>Defending Dimitri's utter retarded stubbornness in not believing Edelgard wasn't involved
>Defending Dimitri enjoying killing everyone he comes across
>Defending the psychopath's tard rampage that would get everyone under his command killed in Gronder Field during the GD
>Defending him being manipulated by the church and giving a go ahead to crest suicide bombers
Hypocrisy is rich coming from Dimitrifags

Popular+waifu

what about srpg fans in general? like disgaea fans? will i like it?

>Dimitri murdered several Adrestian generals in bloody and gruesome methods
>Dimitri went and tortured all captured soldiers
>Dimitri enjoyed removing their eyeballs and their limbs if the soldiers didn't know anything
>Furthermore he killed Adrestian soldiers through crushing their skulls with his bare hands
>Agrees to send Crest suicide bombers down Edelgard's way
>Torches militia camps and destroys innocent cargo suppliers for the empire
>Literally kills hundreds upon thousands of Adrestians before he gets stopped by multiple lances impaling him and not before saying he'd lop off Edelgard's head and parade it in the gates of Enbarr (Empire's capital city)
>The most extreme thing Edelgard does is to destroy the church
Dimitri apologists go.

>"Naizuri?" I'm afraid I haven't come across that term in my studies, professor. Could you teach me what it means?

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She cucks you because she can’t have her heir be from a commoner’s seed. She has to have a noble birth lineage heir before she’ll settle down with you.

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>like multiple girls
>but can s rank only one
>but don't want my other favourites to marry with anyone else either
Am I horrible person if I don't let them A rank each other?

i see the Edgelord defense force is out on duty yet again

>Defending Dimitri ordering everyone to kill every last every last one of them in Gronder Field

Meanwhile Dimitri can completely ignore Claude who stands around for 6 turns while you massacre half of Edelgard's army. Then Claude says he can't tell the difference between armies and decides the only option is to attack both sides before summoning Hilda to spawn directly behind Dimitri's army.

Dimitri is the best, coolest, and handsomest husband!

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>need to get everyone's riding up to fucking A rank for half of the master classes

i mean i know you can attempt it before getting to A but holy fuck. riding takes forever to get up from E as well, i'm gonna finish the goddam game before i can get half of my team into a master class

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Is there any way for me to save my Sylvain? He has like 12 STR and 14 speed at lvl 19

It’s pretty easy. Maybe when the difficulty patch comes out the game will be more enjoyable.
Also the class upgrade system sucks. It forces you to level up shit categories you’ll never use to be able to use most advance classes. Which just wastes a ton of time for no good reason.

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I'm more annoyed that only one master class uses sword.

hope you FEfags are ready for "edelgard did nothing wrong" defense force

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Marianne deserves better than him.
Why is she so cute, bros?

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>Edelgard kills people
>Wow what a massive cunt
>Dimitri kills people in cold blood
>BASED! What a chad
Hypocrisy is so rich with this one

it's pretty fucking great, just play the game on hard difficulty (hard is normal mode pretty much)

He’s one of the worst characters in the game. Replace him with someone from another class.

oh fuck

wtf? How do I spare Claude in the BE route?

Dimitri x Marianne is kino

Move out of the way faggots
Best Boi coming through
He will eat meat and then hold your hand like a dirty fuck he is

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Just don't pick the option to kill him?

based mods dabbing on normalfaggots

I never let any of my female class members reach a rank unless they are complete shit like Hilda in which case they pair them with a shit guy.

Can this game please stop giving me only dex, luck and charm level ups.
I'm right at the start of the timeskip in the chapter with the thiefs and only Dimitri can reliably kill anything.

finish him with Edelgard or Byleth

Why would you want to spare him?

yeah that's retarded as fuck too. i never really use axes either which is on several end game classes. i really should have played closer attention to classes i wanted to spec into early on when training people, i started too late

Clyde: Fuck the goddess, that punk ass bitch doesn't do anything. Humans should be in charge of there own fates
BASED AND SMT PILLED

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>Edelgard: For my ambition, I would sacrifice anything... Or anyone.
>Dimitri: Hell is a path paved by good intentions.
>Claude: Chillax bro, why'd you gotta kill each other? Let's just open our borders to Almyra so we can chill even more.

Because he's a bro.

Dimitrifags are the absolute worst.

Well fuck. Who do you suggest? Will I be even able to recruit anyone when I haven't been trying? Is Leonie good?

There's too many missions popping up and only have 2 credits
How the fuck are you supposed to do them all?
I only focus on timed ones for now.

I'm starting the game. Any tips or pitfalls I should avoid?

Nobody knows because nobody is gonna let that happen.

top wholesome wife

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>no mercedes christian gf
GOD DAM IT

you actually can it's just hard because the only way to do it is via eating with her

I love her. Do you?

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It's fucking bullshit that you have to recruit Caspar for this AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>It's fucking bullshit that you have to recruit Caspar for this
what? really?

If you want someone from a other house, B rank them so that they come to you instead of wasting time increase in stats that you don't want. Make sure to fish and do gardening for free Professor points

Is there any way to save people from other houses after timeskip?

To the people who played multiple routes, does the game reuse maps post time skip? Stuff like gronder field would be expected, but is there more map variation in the different routes?

Cute pantsu!

I recommend cooking and having a meal with the students and teachers at the start of every month. Cooking to increase your stats for the rest of the month, having a meal to increase the motivation.

Don’t get tempted into making girls fist users because unlike Fateslandia, Fodlan is a sexist world that doesn’t allow women to pursue their gauntlet maining dreams

t. tried making Bernadetta a gauntlet user

This could be a canon sexual fantasy Edelgard has about sensei.

Have them in your house
Reminder that other lords and there right hand man can't be bought out there houses

Grow flowers in the greenhouse and spam gift them to recruit anyone you want. Leonie is good especially when she is surrounded by men because of her ability. Petra also can fuck people up as an assassin, warrior, or flier.

this game's shitty characters will never be attractive, no matter how much you shill them.

I wish there were a route where I could save everyone.

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>needs multiple characters to kill
>meanwhile Lysithea just oneshots the cunt

DLC

I wish. But really, something like Revelations but actually good.

You don't need to help him, he's the smoothest talker in the whole cast. Seriously though his B support with Marianne has a unique background what the hell. Love this fucking nerd.

My Dimitri crit’d him for a oneshot in the first encounter.

I didn't even interact with characters from other houses, but man I felt bad murdering Bernadetta as BL.
Also partially because Edelgard didn't even flinch while I was tearing through everyone else too, like her death was meaningless

>Attack Dorothea with Ingrid
>No unique response

Thanks, I'll try to recruit those two at least

Claude is based best boy.

It's true she's like 4ft tall but super cute

Didn't someone datamine this game and find multiple new characters including Sothis playable? Could DLC gives us them later?

Is there a huge list of tea conversations and gift list? Fun fact this game locks you out of tea time for a character if you reset the game to much if you fuck up

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I’ll be able to actually fuck my wife if I buy the DLC?!?!?

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i wish there was a route with just me and the knights of seiros destroy all three other countries

I’m pretty sure it’s just a random chance if they’ll accept your invite for tea. I’ve been refused before, but after a couple resets my invitation was accepted.

you missed it bro

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>game locks you out of tea time for a character if you reset the game to much if you fuck up

figured that out the hard way. i also think there might be something deterministic about rank ups too. i had gilbert at a 46% chance to rank up so i reset and tried 4 times in a row and still failed every time

What's the name for the final church route map's song?

Apparently yes.

nintendolife.com/news/2019/08/fire_emblem_three_houses_datamine_uncovers_possible_dlc_character

Which girl would peg?

Bernadetta

Edelgard pegs you while she’s being impregnated by a noble to sire a proper heir

Funeral of Flowers or indomitable will
it's also kino when you enter battle and the crazy music goes to pure piano

>Edelgard starts a war that kills multiple people and aligns herself with genocidal maniacs
>based! I want fuck her
>Dimitri rightfully fights against her
>wow onions and blue pilled why can't he just take it like I do

I'd bet on Leonie; When drunk.

Will the dlc make Sothis and Rhea playable?

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Hoooooooot.

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Get Proffessor rank to B as soon as possible.
Fishing and Gardening everytime you are able, along with any other professor leveling time sinks in the hub world.

DLC will be the Sothis route. You'll have a cute dragon family with Sothis as your wife, Rhea as your daughter, Seteth as your son in law and Flayn as your granddaughter.

>New story content, with additional playable characters, locations and more, plus a free update, will be released by April 30, 2020.
That's a fucking long wait to get Sothis and some other new characters.

Edelgard kills people because she wants to destroy the church and what it stands for.
Dimitri just wants to stop the voices in his head and he believes killing anyone who does wrong will help.

Why the fuck do cavs suck so much this time around? Lorenz, Ferdinand and Sylvain can't fucking double anything.

>expect him to just be "DUDE I LIKE FOOD"
>turns out to be the sweetest and most caring person in the entire monastery

Pleasantly surprised

It's a random chance to get it
But it will lock you out that day if you reset to much

Petra if you convince her its a local custom to help her fit in

Why do you care so much for Sothis ?

Honestly i would let her

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Two generations worth of oyakodon for the ending?

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Have you seen her?

My Sylvain ended up being a doubling machine, and Leonie as a cav doubles rather often from my own experience. Lorenz does seem to struggle from what I've heard.

Funny, That'd probably happen too.

Sylvain and Leonie are rape machines

>pretty sure I'm going to marry Lysithea
>hit time-skip
>Hilda comes back looking fine as fuck

Gods help me

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Kek

I can attest to that, Leonie also has a crit rate of roughly 40-50% when equipped with a Killer Lance

Lorenz has a garbage strength growth, he's absolutely useless.

I’ve been locked out before and kept resetting until I got accepted again.
I was accepted like four times in a row but failed to get a perfect, then I was denied at least six times, and finally got accepted again.
Unless you mean the tea time is greyed out which has never happened to me before.

I even attacked him with Mercedes to finish him off, does he have to initiate instead?

Leonie has good Speed growths and is a solid unit overall. You can't really lump her with the others.

Well at first it was because she was cute and funny, but as I actually played the game I found out how shitty what happened to her was. I just want her to live a happy life.

Husk Edelgard will peg you to death in each orifice.

she's still a cav

Catherine and Rhea

It's recommended that Lorenz goes down the Dark Knight master class, and I can see why too. He's level 30 and has 24 Str/Mag. Even then I kinda doubt it will make him any better.

>Fucking got spoiled about it since you need a specific character for this to happen
Why have such a steep and vague story chapter be so hidden?
The game is long enough to not punish my 60 hour run if I don't do it perfectly.

>Rhea
Really?

When she's not on her mommy side

Remember FE7's chapter 19xx?

Wonder what Flayn's family reunion looks like

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Bara porn dump truck incoming

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Hilda is unironically great wife material, the only haters are those who choose BE or BL and never got to see her supports - Raphael's and Claude's A support especially shows a very sweet and caring side of her.

this can't be real.

yes but in battles they suck

>having to wait until level 30 for your bad unit to become mediocre

No thanks

...

Imagine having to meet them as her husband.

At least he's oneshotting with Frozen Lance so I'm not worried about him yet.

>Implying you're not going to let the timeskip jump him to at least level 27.
It's not as hard as you think user. You can't let /ourboy/ be shit.

its real user

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And what about if she is on her mommy side?

Nursing handjob

So this is what happens when you don't play all three routes or don't recruit the right people.
They packed so much shit in here i'm still learning knew stuff that can happen.

>Catherine is a full 10 levels below some of my other units
>still kicking ass whenever I have to slot her in as an 11th unit on chapter 20 of GD
How did they ever think it’d be ok to let you get her as early as they give her to you?

We're going to have to talk about all those mages user...

I can't stand Mercedes, should I recruit Marianne or someone to replace her?
Should I outright bench her or make her a dancer seeing as I don't want to sacrifice anyone else for the job

Is it just me or does this game overstay its welcome a little bit? I’m in chapter 16 BL hard classic and just kind of burned out on all the micromanagement and enemies that aren’t a real threat.

>How did they ever think it’d be ok to let you get her as early as they give her to you?
She's 3houses Titania
she one hit KO the dark knight in chap 6.

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Hadn't played a FE title since Radiant Dawn, but I liked it well enough.
The game is piss easy until the timeskip maps (meaning roughly the first 60% of the game) though. It does a good job of padding content between fights since you have to manage your time in the monastery.

Wouldnt it make the story in this game lot more complicated if Sothis gets added in as DLC?

I really want to see her family tree

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>Heartfelt scene between brother and sister before he goes out to battle my BL boys
>Capture him at the end
>Dimitri taunting him about how he'll torture him
>Byleth comes up from behind and just executes the guy to put an end to it

Holy shit Byleth is even more coldblooded than Dimitri.

What are the requirements for this paralogue? I'm doing GD and have Fayne at A rank but havent gotten it yet

In his B support with Marianne he had that bitch completely drenched he doesnt really need any help getting girls.

The very reason why she is on Fodlan in the first place is because she the empire keeps her as a hostage so that they'll vassal state won't go uppity.

I hated bowfags until I recruited this bitch
Holy shit does she fuck people up

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>Get to fuck the church's God infront of them.

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i knew there was something weird with her and Seteth, i need to play the game a second time

Do how does this game rank among all the other FE games?

Byleth was an emotionless mercenary known for slaughter before we got ahold of the controls.

Dorothea and Flayne are both good white mages.

GD or BL for NG+ after finishing up BE?

youtube.com/watch?v=3eUMabZXqgo

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Church

If the difficulty patch is actually difficult or even just moderately challenging: Best Fire Emblem
As it stands: mid-tier

I don't want to do BE part 1 again so I was going to do them last.

Just make a save point before that battle where you need to decide

That's just the 100% requirement. You can attempt the certification once the chance is at 30%.

this is claude's timeskip paralogue. its hard just as warning

It makes almost no sense for most of the BE students to join Edelgarde.

The /fit/ brah.

Probably BL to see the other side of the Gorilla/Boar conflict. Although I've heard that doing GD and Church back to back can be pretty meh because they share some stuff

>doing an all magic class run
>have to wait till Master to get a magic unit on a horse
dealing with 4 move units till endgame is torture

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>COME ON TEACHER, LET'S GO EXTERMINATE SOME RATS!
>youtube.com/watch?v=cT5HlLS292c starts playing
>All of your students and Dimitri's friends returning to help you

Kino.

they aren't really "master" classes, some of the advance classes have unique combat arts/better growths

Get her and Seteth's support to A and they spell it out that they are two of the four saint that have statues in the cathedral.

>You and Dimitri just ripping bandits apart
God that was amazing.

She's simply a controversial character. She has a drive and a goal and she's going to do it, even if you gotta crack some eggs along the way. That usually leads to "Is this right?" discussions.

Man, even though I'm on NG+ Jeralt dying still hurt.
All the little stuff adds up. Like "Nothing to report" who just breaks down crying, or Bernie leaving her room.

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How do they handle NG+ in 3H

I wasn't sad at first but "nothing to report" bro made me break down

What constitutes a double attack? Like how much more speed do I need to have over the enemy to 'double' them?

Gatebro is a true bro. DLC should have him be recruitable.

they just make everything easier, you can't turn off statue bonuses and you keep your OP battlations, updated shops etc. and of course you can buy back any support,class mastery, professor level with reown

unless you want easy mode you just make a new game not ng+

Snipers get a combat art that guarantees doubles too. Shits whack

ok i'll just start a new game then and not use NG+. The game is already easy don't want to make it braindead

they said it will come "soon", but i wonder how soon. not even sure if i should start the game now or not.

the game is already easy mode

Future DLC finalboss confirmed.

youtube.com/watch?v=PJ8NH94xuY0
Which reunion did you like the most and why?

>not using your renown points to up your pros level to get all the characters recruited by eating/buying them shit by August.

>Dimitri's reunion

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>I should've known that eventually... you'd hant me too...

So good.

Probably Dimitri. It had quite the bite compared to the other three possible reunions, especially considering he's not sane but still manages to return to the Monestary on the day you promised to meet again.

Dimitri is easily the best
>Find him hunched over, soaked in blood and surrounded by corspes
>"I should have known...that one day you'd be haunting me too"
>tfw he thinks you're just another ghost of his dead friends and family
>Invites you to help him kill some local thieves and put a stop to the cycle of the strong trampling the weak
starts playing in one of the most atmospheric kino maps in the game

Claude. He is cool af when you come back and then the rest of the deers come in looking WAY better than the other people after the timeskip.

Dimitri without a doubt. Certain bitter emotions are lacking from the other two (except maybe Edelgard's in Church).

Blue Lion route was really kino, I'm glad I picked it first.
He becomes Big Boss and you slowly heal his broken heart

Did that just now, my last mission was the mausoleum attack and she nearly oneshot him.

>kino
I wish you zoomers would stop using retarded ass buzzwords.

The most important part is his new voicelines and how fucking crazy strong he is though. Him just fucking screaming and ripping people apart while you're probably just trying to keep Byleth from getting killed is so good.

Feels good that Black Eagles are by far the best and most popular route.

My Byleth was shredding bandits back to back with Dimitri, it was great.

While I have a soft spot for how much emotion Edelgard expresses in that reunion, Dimitri's reunion trumps it considerably by the sheer tragic atmosphere and bitterness he expresses.

Ha, mine got shit stat growths so I basically had to stay behind Dimitri the entire first half of the map while he went berserk.

Also can heal 50% hp instantly whenever she wants.
I let her tank beasts alone with Mercedes on the side if rng isn't on my side.

Isn't Pavise weak as hell? It's based on your luck isn't it? A small chance to reduce damage by half isn't something you can ever hope to rely on.

>I discarded doubt long ago
>See you in the eternal flames
>Too weak for this world
>Someday, I too will fall
>OUT OF MY WAY!
>A consequence of all the blood I've spilled
Punished Dimitri is the greatest thing in the entire series and I dare anyone to argue otherwise

Dimitrifags are all underage crossboarders. It's to be expected.

>First play through
>Blue Chads
>Go through entire story without losing a single fucking unit on hard
>Final mission
>Get all the way to Giga Edlewhore
>No divine pulses left
>Edlewhore proceeds to double attack one shot Ashe and Felix
>Send in the Dedue
>74% chance to hit
>Miss
>Edlewhore then one shots Annette and Flayn
>Dimitri decides to stop sitting on his ass and crits edlewhore for 296 damage killing her.

Ive never been sadder in my entire life.

Sounds like you can only really do that on the Golden Deers route user.

Alright, I'll bite
What don't you like about Dimitri? Don't give the copypasta that Edelgard shill posts at the start of every thread, just plainly tell me what's not to like

It's my first Fire Emblem and I've really enjoyed it, I plan to try out the other games in the series that are considered worthwhile.

>40 hours on game
>Only on chapter 10
Am I doing something wrong?

Can I still use swords if I change from Mortal Savant to Gremory?

Edelgard has enough prt and rsl that she can do exactly what you're describing except she just tanks the hit and takes NO DAMAGE

No

Be warned this one is definitely much different than the others.

Nope, that's about the speed i'm going as well. If you talk to everyone at the monastery every new month, do every paralogue, and view all supports that should be about the time it takes.

>b-but Edelgard!!!
Every time.

Dimitrifags are just being in-character.

Reminder that in Edelgard route Byleth gets best possible ending for himself.

>didn't answer the question
I didn't criticize Edelgard, I said don't repeat the thing that we've already seen a hundred times before. Please answer the question without shitposting

she specifically states her intention to not have an heir you fucking mongoloid

>Atrocity is +19 mt AND effective against every unit type
HOLY HELL WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED?

Yes

you can also piece it together if you get Flayn and Linhardts C support and then read the statues

Not gonna lie, I'd rather be the immortal Archbishop of the Church than to live a recluse life.

If you accidentally reject a support conversation while exp,boring how long does it take to show back up?

You should see Edelgard's. Which is prf Galeforce

It reuses a lot of maps. In particular... the missions between Golden Deer and Church are literally exactly the same except the final boss lol

>Professor, we'll go wherever you say
>Uh... let's go save Fhirdiad

>Dimitri
>No, we're going to fucking Enbarr fuck you

Dimitri "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the MC now"

>Flayn has dragon ears under her drills in the concept art

So do we have to include her on the rankings for dragon lolis now?
Because she's certainly high tier.

My intention is to get a 2DS soonish and play Awakening, does that sound like a decent plan?

Punished Dimitri always gets final say

>Because she's certainly high tier.
lol

I'm currently playing Deer, and I have a spare save from my first (BE) playthrough just before it forks - should I not bother playing through church after I do Deer then?

That's actually really based and you should be proud, user. That's a true edgy ending. As long as you had classic on and weren't a pussy.

Felix is the patrician Dancer choice

Just finished BL. Should I got Deer or Eagles next? Where were the Evil dudes from Part 1? Other than Death Knight none of those guys even show up in BL which I thought was weird but I can only assume they are in someones route.

I would recommend watching the cutscenes because they aren't different otherwise.

It was on classic user, the wall of shame showing Ashe as my MVP for more than half the chapters really hurt though...

Alright, thanks, will keep that in mind.