Describe a game as poorly as possible, other anons try to guess it

You have a gun.

Ninja big boobs

ding ding ding

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Virtue's Last Reward

You slipped on a rainy day so now you have to fucking kill yourself

Red Ninja

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Yep that was the answer

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You get hit by a car so you have to kill your wheelchair bound self.

Killer Seven.

>You try to be a hero
>everyone is dead because of you

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Ants got into your house, and now you have to kill god.

A ship engineer barely doing any actual engineer work despite on a ship

Dead space

Konrad?

3 cuties 1 ship

it takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him

Your time chilling in a strip club is interrupted by space pigs.

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FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

1929 simulator

autism

Get marbles and glue them together using machines, then spend an hour staring in the mirror calling yourself a fucking retard for not optimising your solution.

You were a cat the whole time

opus magnum
one shot

Kill yourself, your self's self, and your other self's self, then go sit in a room at the end of the world and think about how maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get your wife to run a few errands for you.

Ok fuck me game name?

A bitch tries to kill her relatives to save the world and acts like a bitch during it
Ghost Trick

I prefer version where i have to guess game from maps

Protect Earth in 1999.

E.Y.E. Divine BrokenLegsmancy

First day of work ends up in an indefinite furlough.

Your son kills you and yeaaaaaaars later you wake up for revenge and he surprise parties at the end because you just remembered what he told before killing you while you're trying to kill an old friend of yours

Castlevania Lord of Shadows 2?

yes, good job

It's like a saturday morning cartoon set in a fantasy series, but those saturdays last for what feels like two years with almost no development and rushed villain fights. Some say the first season was best, despite being the most convoluted version full of useless info and the adventurers going over mathmatical equations to figure out the most optimal means of fighting the big bad of the week.

Goddamn its hot, theres no fucking water

YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER!?

You go for a vacay to some island and your friend turns into a furry. The whole game is about trying to cure his degeneracy.

The end of the world was real.
The bad guy was just trying to protect us all.

Jak and Daxter.

The woman is the dragon.

You jump, punch and blast your way in a roundabout way to rebuild a road.

Nier?

Correct

any MOBA/Milsim/Fighting game

You die!!!
and you wake up several years later to save your daugther

looks like half life 2 beta

it was VLR

You wander around a massive desert getting beat up.

Samurai Jack sends Aku into the future

A man and his dog fight miners

You drive a car and have to get to the finish line before anyone else

The dick you suck can be measured in light years

duke nukem?

you're an ai girl who can't speak properly
garfield kart

You lost your dog and your sanity

dwarf fortress

You play with yourself to make a girl longer.

ill be surprised if anyone gets this

We need to clone an entire continent and destroy the rest of the world to stop fortune-telling

factorio

Wrong
Bingo

Fallout4?

It was real
It was just a dream
It was all a play

How the fuck do i climb these giant horse legs

Nier?

god doesn't like sapience, so she gives everyone aids

Sentient beef jerky kills god and takes his place (or does he?)

Witches be crazy

You're a cute furry with an inflation fetish.

witcher or world of warcraft

The backstory to Nier Gestalt

a tramp gives a birth to a child thanks to your help

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nope

Tomb Raider reboot.

beyond two souls

autism in space with psychopaths

>impregnation
Only Fallout 2 comes to mind...

dangerous mist overtakes your peaceful village now you have to defeat evil with your gimmick fighting mechanics

Klonoa

Villain wanted to stop shitposting.

>You were an old man all along
E.Ψ.Ǝ: Divine Cybermancy

Duke Nukem: Time to Kill?

>local man destroys jewelry amid race war and flu outbreaks

Dang it ronpaul
or super mario brothers 1 / 2 / 3 ?

Man forced to endure infinite trials ranging from automatic to bullshit

>You were an old man all along
Deus Ex

Trials ?

Pathologic

BRAVO! It was really easy though.

Bioshock 2

Damn yes, with stabbing westward playing as an intro.

you turn up as fertilizer

aww yiss
>using cigarette machines lowers your health
Duke was wholesome back then.

Kat’s game

>super mario brothers 1 / 2 / 3 ?
Yes

Star Citizen

gook runs high

you know absolutely nothing but still try your heart out because cute girls

>You were an old man all along
Halo 4

Noby Noby Boy, you dumb bitch.

Man with BRAIN DAMAGE: "I am growing more confused"

Guy gets punked by a box he thought had a god inside.

Shadow of the Colossus?

Correct faggot

Yep

When you describe a game poorly you shouldn't just post the twist at the end, you should post something that encompasses the whole game or the general concept, rather than something that only people who have finished the game would be able to understand.

Ie:
>You were a cat all along
is shitty
>You watch a bunch of people die while fiddling around with lamps and ceiling fans
is better.

SOMA: Simon's Oblivious Adventure

courses

@472925696
shit. I missed making the joke. SOMA is an acronym that stands for Simon's Oblivious Marine Adventure

nope
yes

You become a knight because you want to get laid

Your relative did everything wrong, its up to you to change things but it doesnt matter at the end

Nah

heart of darkness?

Your worst adversary is a little girl hellbent on selling high and buying low.

Robot trap fights giant robot and strong man

A war in the desert in the 60s

Even OP fucks it up immediately after saying what the topic of the thread is.

>Describe a game as poorly as possible, other anons try to guess it
>instead chooses to describe the ending as poorly as possible
retarded

Virtues Last Reward

You did not do the right thing. You are a bad father.
Eat her.

Just a liiiittle bit lower, please?
reccettear
little girls are a meme, get their JUST prices enough and they'll shell out as hard as anyone else

the bitch who keeps trying to peddle you shitty art for one billion dollars and ruins your combo is the real true final boss

lost in vivo

FUCK

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Nope. Good game though
Got it

SS13

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Crystal Chronicles

a crybaby fights with his inner demons

robot prevents abortion

Man quits his job after finding out his bosses want to eat him.

LISA

Shoot the hook, get the gold

Some random assholes beat you up when you left a pub, and now you want to murder everyone in the whole world.

Buddy goes full retarded about country divisions

EAT HER BRAD ARMSTRONG

Cry of Fear

Resident Evil 6.

fate shovels shit in your face

bogus kid (binding of isaac)

Binding of Isaac.

Only after killing half the men in the world and experiencing a severe drug induced delirium do you realize that your shitbag father really just did what he could.

Nope
Vice city seems too obvious of a guess.

Abe's Oddysee

Bingo

blyat

Stalker

>you were an old man all along
Bioshock Infinite.

what game are those characters from?

Local teen has no idea why he is getting himself almost killed a lot for an adventure that he doesn't belong in.

A nerd tries to get you killed because you didn't play with him so you and a green naked lady go and gas him in his own home.

Ride to Hell: Retribution

You were actually inside of a staged simulation but actually that was a VR simulation and the events of the game already happened in real life. And at first you think you're you with amnesia but turns out you're not you, you're another being simulated what you did in real life to see what the real you would do in your place and if who you think is you's l brother can trust you (the real one).

Portal?

Nope.

Sounds like Bethesda's Prey.

Inversion. That game fucking sucks.

That's describing a game as well as possible, not as poorly as possible. You had one job

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Xenogears.

Half-Life

Crummy pokémon creatures fetching simulator.

Fetching water for a boomer.

Yep, but I figured an accurate description of events would be more confusing than a poor one.

In the end, your "enemies" weren't so different after all. You all wanted to fuck.

It's Tetris.
Hint: It's not Tetris

Mother 3

Nope.

Pokémon Go

A dump in the dark?

Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons

Nope.

Green card marriage is the best strategy to not get a game over

Alien Fax Machine kills a franchise

Game ends if you just walk away in the opening scene.

Everyone wants you and your friends dead because you want to sniff some fresh air.

if it's Evenicle, that's not a poor description, it's the plot

Pretty much every Far Cry

Alcoholic man puts down the bottle.

You bash trees, hippies, zombies, and dinosaurs with a bat.

He sold?
Pump it.

only 4 and 5 did this

Fallout 1?

Various animals, emotions and characters from the book of genesis kill and betray each other.

hello?
buried alive kkimi67

you're chasing a superweapon that doesn't exist

Correct.

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You just gotta Remind Yourself

Off?

you become a fugitive after allegedly killing your tranny father

Talos Principle?

A Scientist doesn't do any science but has a road trip.

Fallout 3?

>chibi harem tactics game where the bad guys were actually the good guys

Nope

You ovoid the main quest as long as possible, then mod the game to shit

Any Bethesda game.

Nope. Probably shouldn't have used the ending for mine, people who haven't beaten it might have a better chance then.
Elder Scrolls in general?

fixing the mistakes caused by your father

Travel through space while exploring spooky ships using basic programming skills

Every gamebryo RPG

You go to your new job, but its actually a game.

Earthbound

Half-Life 2?

>Elder Scrolls in general?
Yes

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territorial oak bursted into flames

Sword of Mana

Sequel replaced abominations with pigs and all game mechanics with just walking

Correct

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Correct

not the game i thought of but apparently it fits

Prey?

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

Negatory.

yes.

You shoot at your wife to save your daughter

Bloodborne

A nigger kidnapped your sister and you find yourself at the center of a global-scale political intrigue opposing a guy who punches everyone to rule the world.

Evolution wants to kill you and your friends.

Fatal Frame 2

Tekken 7?

Bioshock 2

Skeleton and her sisters wont rest until all on the island have been blown or sucked.

>a nigger kidnapped your sister
This doesn't happen in TEKKEN. That wasn't even a guess. Try harder, you disappointment.

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You're not someone

Ghost Trick

Everybody loves humans but there aren't actually any of them

really late but hollow knight

Girl leads you on and man gets away with everything while the world burns

Jail escape

bingo homie

bloodborne?

Your girlfriend fucked up but you forgive her. Sadly grandma isn't too fond of her, so both of you set off to kill grandma.

BoF Dragon Quarter

Legacy of Kain Blood Omen

Far Cry 5

Who am I?
Is this real?

Torchlight

okay that's gotta be The Talos Principle

You are a nobody, literally fucking no one
Go conquer the whole region you fuck

You commit animal abuse on soul destroying monsters while listening to J-pop.

Light is evil and makes you die a lot

literally impossible mode:
You were a dog the whole time, also you and your owner were isekai'd after you did a really bad thing, so you retcon yourself out of existence to fix shit up

It's Puyo Puyo Tetris. Everyone only plays Tetris in that game.

Death note?

A relative goes to the mountains and everybody thinks that person is dead

Mount and Blade?

Fallout 4 with daughter

Every single Pokémon game

Mother 3

You thought it was robots but in fact it was God.
You thought it was God but in fact it was man all along!

Criminally underrated dungeon crawler

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You'll eventually smuggle souls and light to prevent yourself from going insane

Xenoblade Chronicles

is that a vault suit?

Rain world