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I really liked these fuckers

how come nobody remembers sekiro

When are we getting dlc, sekibros?

No multiplayer.

I liked the ones that played football.

I remember it. I haven't played since my second playthrough after its release but I haven't forgotten about it.

sekiro 2 :adventures of rice loli and her dad sometime after elden ring

I got bored by it

That's Uncharted 2

For most people I think its the fact that it doesn't have stats and builds, therefore reducing replayability, rather than multiplayer.

You need pvp and fashion to keep threads about a souls game alive.

Then maybe it'd be better if they died too

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Because they played it, had their fill, made their opinion on it and moved on. The idea that a game is "forgotten" because people don't make 24/7 threads months after release is laughable, but unfortunately not uncommon. I for instance will never forget that I fucking hate this game.

>waaaaaah intensitfies

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How come you think that not talking about a game all day every day means it is forgotten
Retard

How come you think a comment designed for (you)'s is a serious post?

Because it's literally a two playthrough you've done everything imaginable game.

Even NG+ just allows you to go the 2nd route; doesn't even add any new shit.

What ps2 game ?

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Its a boring game.
Some bits are good but its pretty much more of the same if you played souls games before.
I didnt last more than 3 hours without quitting.
Never looked back.

Where does that bridge lead to?

I love how good games bring out the most shitposters

how come your parents don't love you?

>didn't even make it to the first real boss

>how come nobody remembers sekiro
Because you people remind us about it literally every day?

Honestly, it's a shame that Sekiro doesn't have replayability.
The areas, especially the fountainhead palace, are gorgeous looking.

terabithia

Holy shit dude you are so fucking funny! Where did you get that sense of humor, God himself?! Cause man, that joke is not stale or old at all, I'm laughing my fucking ass off here, L O L as they say, you got any more great jokes??

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Because I wanted another SoulsBorne game and Sekiro is not it.

Those lady ayy warrior things are cute. What are they called again? I need to find lewds.

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based

>trying to discreetly unstick your ballsack from your inner thigh

bruh there's a turd on your bed

You'll get another Soulsborne called Elden Ring and you're still going to whine about it like the little sperg this board has turned you into.

Wtf are you some kind of a black person? That's fucked up

Love your work, but you're overexposing yourself a bit.

basado negro

i've already seen this image posted. nice try guy, i bet you aren't even black.

whitoids seething

IT'S UP
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Absolutely seething.

Do you think you're funny?

The divine waters are fish foot sweat.

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Nah, it's Divine dragon cum

>he thinks his parents love him
Pretend your money is running out and you got fired and you need to stay with them till you're 30, then your parents will show you their true colors.
They 'love' you as long as they can gain something from the relationship down the line.

>wow this game is fucking awesome, hard as balls as well!
>okay time to replay this goty
>okay so AI is broken and so is stealth
>wait, this is not hard at all
>why is everything I own/hold is useless
>why is the so much clutter
>why is there 3 skills tops that are useful
>wait the game is THIS short?
>this boss again? come on
>when did the combat became this dull?

I'm so sorry user.

wait maybe my parents are just assholes lmao

because its a single player game
you don't talk about a single player game for months or years just like you don't replay it every few days after burning yourself up the first 2 months

I mean that's how every single player game is on your 2nd playthrough. It's so weird how it feels so much easier to play when you already know everything that can happen.

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Imagine being a watchman without your smartphone.

as someone who played all souls games and bloodborne before, I felt most of these after a few hours of gameplay

I didn't fully enjoy Sekiro until I replayed it.

>It's so weird how it feels that 90% of what you can do is objectively useless and can be cut from the game without any second thought

So I'm guessing you played the 2nd time through the exact same way you played through the first time because you were too scared to go out of your comfort zone by using other prosthetics and special moves? Sounds like a you problem, bud.

>don't give up the charm or ring the bell
>why is this game so boring now
how about not upgrading vitality or attack either

Name a single tool that is more useful than firecrackers on NG+.
>exact same way you played through the first time
There is literally only one way to play this game.

>i cheesed my way through ng+
gitgud casual

Spear, Axe, Shuriken, Umbrella. If you rely on firecrackers it simply means you're too slow and need to make openings for yourself instead of working around enemies attacks.

Each SoulKiroBourne thread is worse than the last.

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imagine

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>hit until deflect
>deflect in a pattern/jump-jump/hit B/run towards the enemy
>use Ichi2/tool otherwise keep hitting
wow dude, game is so hard
>Spear
Nice meme, used once in the whole game
>Axe
For what reason aside from shields?
>Shuriken
LB, dropped after
>Umbrella
>you're too slow
really

project more faggot, everyone who plays remembers it

the purple umbrela is my favourite prosthetic purely because of how nice it looks

Spear is great for closing the distance, and has special effects with certain enemies. Axe does a ton of damage, especially the lazulite version. The shuriken is a fast way to deal damage, again, shining in ite lazulite version. And the umbrella can be used to parry without sacrificing as much posture. You'd know this is you tried to actually use them.

Sekiro? More like SEKINO

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The fuck is that healthbar?

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probably got dooted by the nobles

looks like 10 VIT + monk sugar that halfs your health bar

>look at these base descriptions of the tools, that's how you use them
Except that you can close the distance by just running, Axe does less damage than Ichi2, shuriken does less damage than one attack on the NG+ +bell+charmless, yes, even lazulite (and I'm pretty sure that it does not even deals more damage than nonlaz one since the damage is so low and easily blocked) and the time you've spend on using Umbrella you can actually hold dodge and hold block to reduce your posture, crazy, right?
What's next, you going to tell me how useful poison or fire is?

Okami Warriors. You'll probably end up finding Capcom's Amaterasu instead because both use the word Okami.

Spear can pierce and do vitality damage as well as posture damage, on top of being quicker than Ivhi2. Shurikens can be thrown at a distance, making them a safer way to apply pressure. And using umbrella to parry is going to do more posture damage to your opponent than dodging and waiting to heal your posture. And yes, Sabimaru deals with enemies pretty well.

The game is beautiful. However, the OST is a huge letdown.

Also the lazulite axe has more options to use it than ichi2, there's the regular attack, jump attack, and living force or w/e the skill is called where you can follow up a regular attack with it.

I desperately want to disagree with this but I can't

I don't know if this is a Yea Forums post referring to the video game or a /pol/ post referring to the specimen.

Whoopty fucking do, so can confetti. One hit that locks your animation versus several hits and the ability to deflect at any time.
>safer way to apply pressure
>distance
>in Sekiro
lel
>using stuff is doing more damage than doing nothing, don't you get it
or you can, you know, attack and deflect, no biggie
>more options to use it
And when would you use them?
Be flashy all you want, try new things all you want, I'm not saying there is no fun to be had, but saying shit like
>yeah, but you can do so much
is retarded, since you don't use any one that, because there is no place to use it.
Also
>you are too slow
>but use umbrella
>it's quicker than Ichi
Come on now.
We are talking about NG+ with bell and charmless, not just NG+, because everything is piss fucking easy on just NG+, ANY NG+ including 7.

I thought it was Genji when I saw the thumbnail.

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How do I get an Okami waifu? I'll promise to teach our babies Floating Passage.