Why do people play Azur Lane?

Why do people play Azur Lane?

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because it has Wash and Wash is the coolest

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I think you meant paizuri lane

Because cunny

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men think they're so smart and superior to women but put just a little tits and ass and you retards will gobble it up

Based

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god this universe could explode any second but if my last minutes are surrounded by big anime titties ill be content

Because of fat dogs.

Because big fat anime tiddies

Big milk tanks

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Not sure. I wasn't able to get into it myself

my favorite

>its extremely comfy
>i've never missed a unit a was going for due to the extremely generous currency distribution
>cute botes
what's there not to like ?

Because they're lonely retards that have deluded themselves into thinking their waifu wouldn't be disgusted with them if they ever actually met face to face. Basically the same as every of gachatard.

Sounds like a personal problem to me

Cope roastie

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Tits too big

Prinz is love.

Full of canon used old hags.

Please give Baltimore

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She just got replaced by Alabama, who is a better mob clearer.
Have fun at T2 loser.

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I already have Baltimore x5, plz give Alabama

My wife Takao is so cute and sexy

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Yes she is.

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I want to marry this edgy dog

When everyone's boobs are big, no one's are.

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I want to lick those tummies

But Maya is the edgy one.

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AL has lots of cute and funny botes though

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>wanting a rat invested ship

used goods

>cute and funny
>cute funny
>cu nny
>funny
What did he mean by this???

Protect laffeys smile Yea Forums!

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Maya is old news, we have alternate universe Punished Takao now

Pick one

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I tried to get into but its incredibly boring

Kisaragi

>playing competitive in azur lane (of all things) instead of using who you want to use
Maybe Dokkan Battle or Battle Cats is more your thing.

I don't know.

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Takao got a retrofit?

Why is Nimi always the one taking the picture...

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It's baffling how they managed to make it so goddamn boring. I finally dumped this shit recently

DOKE!!

What's boring about it

No, alternate Edgy Version who may become playable in the future due to the chibi having dorm animations already unlike enemy-only units.

Naw, that's alternate universe Takao. She's in the current event, but not obtainable.

She's not a starter in JP

I like collecting cute girls

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It's a gacha game, after the initial couple battles on manual, you will be switching to auto do to how tedious it is.
AL survives off its character designs and VAs, not the gameplay.

The current Baltimore event? I'm still at C3 (I don't do normal mode). Kinda got annoyed at the event and decided to take it slow. Or is this some “future” JP event?

Tell me about her universe, what happened there? Did the T die or something?

They look like the fuck muslim guys

Gamer

>AL survives off its character designs and VAs
>VAs

Not even that since many of the botes are voiced by literally who's.

Because I saw that image. Titty monsters are a thing I enjoy.

Is this the one with the "interesting" loading screens?

Censored shit.

Flagship Takao hits really hard, I'm having a hard time not losing a vanguard fighting her; unless I use the overpowered Kizuna AI ships but those don't gain exp towards research.

Dumbed down Kancolle

Thank you, I know we're true gamers!

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Super interesting ones. Yes.

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>Ayys exist, will genocide Earth in the future
>Sirens are actually pro-humanity and can time-travel, trying to force humanity to get its shit together by force in the past so they can stand up to ayyys in the future
>They have taken an interest in your timeline because your botes are stronger than usual due to their bonds with (You)
>Alternate Universe Enterprise and Takao can dimension-hop and are doing a thing but we don't know what

Why can't real life girls be as attractive and have bodies like in anime.

I'll take it.

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this game is carried by its waifu. it's absolute garbage otherwise

I can't believe I played it until level 80

I could've put that time into a good gacha like summoners war instead

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Sorry what?

It's only censored in china so a poster complaining about censorship is most likely chinese.

It's censored everywhere. Remember what they did to Isokaze after Japs SJWs bitched that she was too lewd.

I'm currently level 100, I'm considering dropping it depending on how the EN anniversary turns out.

Lots of Enterprise. (This is important.)

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Better
How do you dumb down something as dull as Kancolle

>gachacucks
>people

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Kidnap (you), probably.

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I felt a lot better after dropping the game. the constant stream of events full of limited units just killed my enjoyment

E-chan is so COOL!

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Isn't it censored in KR and EN too?

holy fuck dude, look at those huge milkers!

Censored everywhere. People will try to pretend it's not, but it's fact.

>Lewd character designs
>Basic gameplay you auto 95% of the time
I honestly wish I could get into it, but something about the grind, even automated, put me off.

The issue is the grind is never-ending unlike games with actual stamina so you feel forced to play all the time.

>He didn't get her the first day of the event

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Isn't oil kinda stamina though? I think it's more how slow it all is

Play Lyn's game.

>people
C

>Non jewish gacha rates and currency distribution
>Cute botes

What's not to like?

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Yeh but you get tons of them too fast or something.

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I recognize that girl on the far right. I saw a picture of her sucking a black dick

M

They have been trying to catch up, we have all major events now

B

Use full 3:3 fleets then to maximize xp per hour if you want to run out of oil fast instead of minimizing oil usage to get more drops per oil with 1:1 fleets.

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>FEH
Nope, never again.

How is it censored retard

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Night-shift maids are the best.

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PLAY HER GAME

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I want to grope that maid.

They are?

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How is Isokaze not censored, censorship apologist?

Cute retards.

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Usless paizuri maid

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aren't people

>Useless
>paizuri
user.

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??

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Well, she isn't much good during the day.

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My wife Belfast gives much better paizuri than her

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That's a shame. Hopefully she'll get better.

Impressive.

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Smile.

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But is she better than Taihou?

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SoDak probably thinks she's surrounded by weirdos.

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I hope comfy Bataan gets a voice soon

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Too bad shes an idiot.

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Cowtits are for plebs

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Eh.

Not happening.

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Don't mind me, just posting best wife.

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How does one fix her bad drinking?

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With power of dick

Nice micros

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I won't talk to you

I KEEP GETTING OKLAHOMA GODDAMNIT

That's fine.

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For me, it's Honolulu

>get all the beatsI want
>lose motivation to play anymore
Oh well, was fun for a while.

What does she want in life?

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My seed in her womb

More nimi

You mean Honolulewd

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Because they are cümbrains.

Where the fuck is her retrofit?

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Soon

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Who are the botes in 1, 2, 3 and 4?

2 is Taihou, 4 is Sandy retrofit. Idk the others

Isn't this the same game that got screwed over by cancerous "translations" by the EN team. Is that still a problem?

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Fresh, pure maidens.

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by giving her cummies instead of booze

Cunny subs obviously. The new jap sub makes my dick hard.

Play Girl Frontline instead if you want that. At least they have less clothes.

Cute gilf

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1 is Clebebro skin

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オハヨー

Looks overdesigned

Less clothes than Albacore?

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Yes and Albacore is a hag drawn by a bad artist.

why are her panties so low? is she taking a shit?

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