Why haven't you played Lara's game yet?
Why haven't you played Lara's game yet?
Already did. Was all right.
I did. Dropped Shadow though because it was trash.
Scripted Jumps: The Game: The Trilogy.
Because nu-Lara is boring as a real girl. Lara only works as a joke titcow-puppet, she has to be comical, not realistic.
there needs to be a spin-off series where you play as the doppelganger
>Dropped Shadow though because it was trash.
Take that back you asshole
as a pirate I legally purchased it like all of her 3 games, only games I buy. 3 runs like shit on my pc and I'm waiting for the PS4 to get hacked which will never happen
I don't know. Old Lara had pretty fun moments of seriousness when she wasn't trapped in some of the shittier games. nuLara is just a tame woman who shares the name and series.
It was. Uninspired level design. Graphics worse than Rise with worse performance. Terrible story. And this is coming from someone that greatly enjoyed Rise.
'13 is good
Rise is great
Shadow is OK, too much NPC/sidequest twattery drags it down
Same.
Why the hell was Rise so polished, anyway? It makes Shadow look like a previous gen game by comparison.
Because it was developed by Crystal Dynamics which is actually a pretty experienced team that has been making games for decades. I think Rise is way better than any Uncharted game aswell solely because of how well it combines open-world with set pieces.
Thots on her counter player Chloe?
I'm not interested in playing feminist Uncharted.
the AAA staleness is real. Semi-open world, gathering, talent trees, crafting, weapon upgrades, collectibles, half assed stealth, xp, cover shoot...ZZzzZzzZZzzZzzz
>Implying I haven't already played my wifes game.
Uncharted is way more feminist than NuLara trilogy. In these games you just happen to play a female character.
Shadow was made by Eidos Montreal not Crystal Dynamics, it's a literal B team scenario.
>Rise is way better than any Uncharted game
Easily. Like you say it gets the balance of cinematic action, open world/temple exploration just right. I don't think it gets enough credit.
Reboot Raider isn't feminist, lol. It plays up the waifu real hard and someone on the dev team was clearly a snuff fetishist.
I probably should feel a desire to kiss her or feel up her tits. But looking at her ingame pictures all I want to do to Lara is wash her properly and give a clean set of clothes.
>nuLara
Waiting for it to be free in humble bundle or be priced
I played Nippon Island Adventureland and Siberian Electric Boogaloo. Lara was an insufferable whiny bitch all along the ride, and the copy pasted plot with those retarded turbo Christian illuminaties replacing the bland stranded cultists left me hugely disappointed. Had no interest left in Mayan Cultural Appropriation after that.
I liked anniversary lara the most. Comically over-competent for an apparent bimbo, yet touching and believable when she kills her first human. Simple and efficient storytelling, instead of hoirs of boring exposition with characters you don't care about.
But I'd like it if future games made her into some sort of bourgeois rule34'd Nathan Drake.
An origin story game is fine. A trilogy origin story is a little much. She also never got her dual pistols, and fuck that.
Because its too distracting for me to play as a female character. Her beautiful ass is in your face the entire time. It was the same with AC odyssey when I tried playing as a female character. When you climb you can see up her skirt. I was looking forward to some sweet lesbian romancing, but I couldn't even make it past the tutorial island.
More like NutLara
Just stop being a gamer.
>having a girl fetish
gay
I actually bought them so...yeah
Lefty fags ruined lara, I refuse even buy it on sale.
I'm finishing rise of TR and my god do I want to be suffocated by her ass.
nu-Lara isn't obnoxious in any way, she plays as upper class wife material. The problem is it's boring and stale. There isn't a good reason for this nice university girl to be doing what she's doing and for you to be doing it as her. Lara doesn't work as a realistic person.
It's the best
I liked the first one.
My 1070 isn't strong enough for 2.
I hate playing below 60fps.
the first one made me sick cause of the camera
the second one in sibir or whatever i really enjoyed
the third one i just could never get into
I am playing Rise. I found the first Byzantine fren and break comm towers for him.
It's very good. I enjoy Lara very much and the setting is cool like the previous time.
I dressed her as the Sparrowhawk and she looks cute killing people.
You think Lara prefers dogs or horses? Asking for myself.
i hate jungles
Why did they ruin the character? She used to have blue eyes and she used to be much more slim. Now she looks like she's over 30.
They also fucked it last time.
They game the 3rd game to some days with a stupid new engine that was good only for Lara's model/animations.
>hurr durr I’ve never played the game, but SJWs reeeeee
Kill yourself, you have no idea what you’re talking about
>character
All those things you listed were model / texture traits, not character traits
I did, twenty-three years ago.