Gaming bowl

don't you mean
>LEGENDARY loot
>EPICLY crafted in the mystical realm of Taiwan

Reminds me of this guy.

When you wanna stick a gun in your mouth, but coffee just finished brewing so fuck it.

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Fuck that d-pad looks terrible.

>Product not for any other purpose than its intended use.
What is its intended use??

I like how it uses the Gameboy font.

I picked this mug up at a Goodwill, o loved that fucking thing but it broke

I would buy a mug with LEDs just to spite y'all

does it heat coffee or cool beer?

game-eating

>save the earth

Its like China is taunting the rest of the world that they cannot be stopped.

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>With intelligent detection, the base lights up when you place the mug on it, and keeps you hydrated by blinking according to an optimal drinking schedule

Gamers are so retarded that they need to be told when to drink.

feeding a pig

Go right ahead. They cost over $1000. Not even joking.

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To feed only the most epic, flossing, battle royale winning gamers.

kek

how to stop sides from braking when put in washing machine?

>REDEEM WITH zSILVER

>The Razer Mug Holder is not available for sale anywhere in the world. But you can finally get your very own by redeeming only with zSilver. We have limited quantities so hurry and grab yours.? Earn zSilver whenever you purchase games with zGold, or login daily into Arena and Cortex. You can even rack up zSilver by the minute while playing your favorite games on Cortex.

i want to strangle the businessmen who dream up this garbage

Someone here worked out how much it would cost in dollars if you used that razer funny money and it still came out to over $600 US.

>OVER 22 OUNCES OF BUSSY AND GRASS

>I'm afraid this isn't the kind of bowl you can smoke, Ms. Bond.

What is a gamer?

>bowl
>not microwave safe
FOR LITERALLY WHAT PURPOSE YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB

Do they have a RISE UP bowl?

is that a persona reference?

Is that a bowl to shit and piss in so you don't have to go to the bathroom?

What the fuck is this?
Is it an actual controller where you put soup in the bowl and then gulp it down while you play?
That's ridiculous.

>gaming
>no RGB
Not even trying,

>Level cleared only at the halfway point

based retard

>Google it
>It actually exists
>People actually pay $1000 for this

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LMAO

You say ridiculous but I say the world needs such a thing.

honestly it's probably more comfortable to hold than most mugs

It's just a fucking cup with a cup holder that lights up. Why are people so fucking stupid.

BECAUSE I WANT SHINY EPIC GAMER THING WIGHT NOW!!!

Because PRO GAMURRR

>grab gun by handle
>drink is pointing away from you
>awkwardly turn hand or rest gun on chin to drink
no

>register your cup to access all features

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>plug your cup into your USB port so you can install the drivers for the fucking cup

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>Razer added the option for players using its Cortex game launcher to earn “zSilver” credits simply by playing games while using the app. zSilver — which can also be earned by buying Razer products — can then be exchanged at the zVault store for Razer products or discounts on the company’s online store.
Which brings us to the Razer Chroma Mug Holder, which is not available for sale with real money and will exclusively be offered through the zVault for 100,000 zSilver.

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>even utensils have drm in this day and age

>you need 100mb of free space in order to drink water

>awkwardly turn hand
It's literally the same motion as with a normal handle you mongoloid.

Only 3 main face buttons. Christ that's weak

thats why those people call themselves gamers

>drivers crash in the middle of sipping

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Because it's an april fools joke that keeps giving on years after it was told

What are these "features"? I mean its a fucking cup, or are the "features" shit like being able to select the lighting color scheme for the cup holder?

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If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?

Suffice it to say that the features are extremely exclusive and help you unlock your true GAMING POTENTIAL

OBJECTIVE: Hydrate

A miserable little pile of braincum

a joke that is on th official razer page and goes on ebay for $5X0.

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>Save the Earth from us if you dare!

>Drink notification system
>DRM for a fucking mug
???
>1000$ LIMITED EDITION gamer mug
>20% of money donated to stillbirth & neonatal death society
Are we living in a satirical alternative reality of the modern world? Holy fuck

You really shouldn't be eating from anything ceramic if it comes from China. That glaze is probably 99% lead.

>Malware on your computer gives hackers unauthorized access to your cup

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>Are we living in a satirical alternative reality of the modern world?
Yes, but it's not 'alternative'. This is just the world now. Enjoy the show.

>replaces content with piss

I figure the actual heating or something

>replaces content with soi

It lights up and blinks at you when it's optional sipping time for maximum efficiency.

Finally, a sensible vehicle for my bourbon.

further proves that gamers are the bottom of the barrel demographic in the history of demographics

I understood your post

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no, the cord just powers leds

>joypad handles
DROPPED
this is for consoleshits

one time i was playing league with friends and one of them had the shits so instead of just going to the bathroom in the middle of the game he shat in a bowl

Based gamer!

>warming plate
doesn't say anything about any sort of heating though, is the official store page missing information or are the journos wrong?

I have a sailor moon mug with a heart shaped handle that is quite nice.

It's not a warming plate. Just a base with an RGB strip on it for chroma fuckery.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

Post it.

Denuvo on Juicer actually exist

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>shilling you're product

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>Water is paid DLC but you get a free liter as day one DLC if you preordered
>Tea/Coffee are only available after 3 months with the season pass
>Can't buy or use any sort of alcohol beverage, luckily the modding community will figure it out
>64GB or RAM required for Big Gulp settings
>Don't forget to check out the Madcatz™ Handle attachments to drink like true gamers drink

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This is the future you choose by choosing capitalism

I don't have it at the place I am right now but I will see if I can find it on the Internet.

Found one

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I don't think anything makes me more upset than the fact that online april fools went from websites having silly redesigns for 24 hours to elaborate multi-website gags that encouraged viewers to scour the internet for the punchline to just "geek" stores just making up really dumb bullshit and then actually selling it a week later.

Props to them for making a dope ass marketing image for something so fucking retarded.

This is the most mind boggle invention ever. What guppy even backed this?

Remember when matchmaking in blizzard games was an April fools joke.
And now its fucking enforced

And the April fools jokes people actually wanted to see made real never happen.

Why do people keep pics of random girls? It's creepy as fuck. At least weebs have the excuse of them being not real.

>milk finally released
>modders add cocoa syrup
>eventually make our way to milkshakes
based GamerSip™ community

someone should die for making that

Google

seethe roast

Oh, nice, I'm going to buy this! It looks really ch--

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poorfag its worth the 30 doolars shipping

>EPICLY crafted in the mystical realm of Taiwan

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>to Brazil
well there's your problem hue

>add some lights, a usb and fucking DRM onto a mug
>but don’t add any functionality
When are we gonna have a mug that can keep your drinks hot or cold?

>filename
fuck you too

Assuming it's Synapse 3.0 compatible, you can just tune the lights to your needs.

you eat manually so you don't need one button anymore.

There's a mug you can buy that can keep stuff hit with a phone app for the temp. Can't remember what it's called

Post more pro gamer shit
I just signed a lease on a new gaming apartment in town and I need gaming stuff to step up my game. So far I only have a gaming chair a gaming mouse and a regular Switch.
Are there gaming couches or recliners out there? Or coffee tables?

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that's my mom though?

They're called steel mugs. Unless you want one that warms or cools your drink, that's different.

They have those around. Got one for like 10 bucks that keeps my tea nice and hot for several hours.

>600 game
more than switch

I feel bad for whoever ends up getting only 80% of a mugsworth.

Unchecked late stage capitalism

>make shittier thermos
>sell to zoomers for 3x the price
>they're too stupid to know they're being played

Did get two as gifts though and I do love them. They'lll just never be as effective as a standard thermos.

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>he doesn't know about sipping time

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It was an April fool's that became a real thing

Anyone using two hands to sip from a mug is the true faggot

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It’s like WoWbabies needing an addon to tell them how to raid

>Drivers required

designated shitting bowl

I got one of those yeti fucking pieces of shit too. Fortunately I have the OG of thermoses already.

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Go look them up on Amazon. They've existed for decades.

Same, got a medium and a big one as gifts two years ago. The big one I use it on an almost daily basis while the other is perfect for winter to bring coffee and hot chocolate. I just need to give a good cleaning to the cap because is already a bit dirty under the rubber. Personally I never had a closed cap thermo so these came as very nice surprises.

What's wrong about yeti? Or steel mugs in general, other than the price?

What if I'm using the mug to warm my hands?

>Gaming apartment
Get a good security system.

>What's wrong about yeti?
As a man I prefer a thermos that was made for men.

A day after putting contents into a thermos, the contents will still be around the same temperture. Yetis lose/take on heat quickly in comparison.

Could you explain?

based alien poster

"Smart" mugs that keep your drinks heated already exist, this one at the low cost of $150

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Woah, cool it on the dicks there, faggo.

>new thing bad

How far along is your transition?

>BLINK BLINK BLINK IT'S TIME TO DRINK!

Makes sense. Still, I really like my 1lt steel mug especially for banana shakes during the morning to take to work.

Don't be like that, at least the other user makes a point.

How does he make a point by saying
>I like a thermos made for men
That isn't making a point at all. Are you actually retarded?

we're destroying the planet so we can make stuff like this

>Drink notification system
I fucking lost my shit. What does it tell me when to take a sip every time I get teabagged?

I bet you at least 1000 fat little mexican kids have gotten this for christmas instead of an xbox.

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Not a single person in this thread read the image saying that you can't even buy the stupid mug, it was created for a giveaway. Redditor outrage culture.

the whole thing was an elaborate scam to sell you a juicer. the juicer did nothing except get the content of the bag out. The whole thing was a very expensive sealed bag opener that would work only with its own brand of bags

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