Use your gaming knowledge to save the underwater princess from the big evil shark

>wondering how the fuck can a cigar stay lit underwater.
Cartoon magic, sonny.

Rub the sharks nose to make him blush

>backpedal into coral
>game can't quite resolve my position, predicts my movement to place me under the right branch but that fails the height check
>but only on half-steps, quarter steps let me walk under the right branch for 1/4 of a frame
>maintain the movement input
>rapidly teleport my model root between being on top of the coral and under the right branch
>the movement adds to my stored momentum value, with no depreciation because I'm not decelerating between teleportations, only accruing predicted acceleration
>momentum grows so much that the next quarter step resolves my position higher than the coral's collision mesh
>fling upwards with incredible speed, the natural drag calculations don't have nearly enough time to reduce my momentum before I burst from the water
>disappear from the screen via the ceiling
>hold D
>eventually hit the water again, directly on top of the underwater princess
>avoid the shark's detection trigger field entirely, game is still expecting me at the coral
>finish the level without the shark loot but that's okay

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kill jestah

suck the sexy sharks double dicks

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She has no feet. No vagina either, for that matter. I think taking her from that other fish would make me the dick in the situation.

I'd just swim back to dry land where all the vaginas and feet are.

Now this is what i'm talking about.
Fuck the shark!

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he even draw the best of the four

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God damn it, i wanted to create a thread.

Jawsome

I remember saving an underwater princess before
she looked like this minus the tits i drew on her for the thread

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Obviously bait, but I still kek’d.

They are just compressed by the pressure of the depths of the ocean. They'll balloon up once you bring her closer to the surface.

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OH NO!

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nice

>Diver wins. Fatality.

Holy fuck, didn't expect this.

It’s not smoke, it’s vapor

Hopefully she won't absorb you like a female angler fish

So she got 2 dicks?

Bump

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I had this shark as an action figure as a kid. I put him in a zip lock baggie filled with water and froze it. It was cool as shit

>sv_cheats
>kill
user...

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based retard

I don't need gamer knowledge to beat this fish.

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Kek, if i had it i would probaly molest it everyday.

I reveal that I myself am a princess, and use my royal influence to enact environmental conservation practices to reverse climate change, causing the sea level to lower. Get fucked ocean losers, we're taking back the land.

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This should deal with him.

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Shut up you could throw it in the pool and then the other kids with their ninja turtles had to treat it like a timed battle before he broke free from the ice.

Ignore humanoid and bring the shark closer to grasp his claspers

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holy based