>get in the slow lane buddy
Get in the slow lane buddy
Grayson Gomez
Dylan Baker
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ____
Eli Lopez
What an amazing quality character that uses the exact same voice clips as regular Coco but with a higher pitch. Such a refined detail. Activision obviously put lots of work in this.
Ryder Parker
Do you get anything by completing Adventure Mode on hard aside from an achievement? Stuff like a decal or a color?
Julian Butler
Same unlocks, you only get the achievement as extra for hard
Mason Morales
Thanks. I'm on Switch so there aren't achievements, which means I have no reason to do hard mode at all aside from personal satisfaction. Maybe when I have time.
Gabriel King
we got this instead of n.brio
or nina
or koala kong
or rilla roo
or any of the characters from tag team racing
or hell, even a titan
Tyler Wood
Aren't we getting Nina and Brio later anyway?
Dylan Hernandez
source?
Jace Price
Yeah, why are you giving a shitposters a (You)? We knew about the Baby Grand Prix since the game's been out, it was officially announced.
Gavin Flores
It's in the fucking blogpost that announced the Back in Time Grand Prix. The one that also confirmed microtransactions. Lurk moar.
Julian Garcia
Is Coco a zoomer?
Grayson Bailey
>which means I have no reason to do hard mode at all aside from personal satisfaction
That's the only reason you should be doing it. Achievements ruined video games.
Austin Flores
>People get anal about Mario babies but all of them still have unique voices from their adult counterparts.
Levi Ortiz
Yes, but it would be nice to get an in-game reward for doing it (not an achievement). Same reason why I haven't bothered with the relics and CTR challenges for CNK tracks unless a Grand Prix challenge asked for it.
Carter Walker
That looks creepy as fuck.
Jose Bennett
Its the nose. It's too big.
Leo Cruz
I definitely am retarded thanks you
William Phillips
she's older than most of Yea Forums so no
Julian Hill
I hate baby crash and coco. You should too
Wyatt Adams
>Oi! Dont think i dont notice you catching a peak at me bum! Well go ahead get a good look. Youll be seeing and tasting alot more of it soon enough.
Benjamin Bennett
Holy shit a talking baby
Luis Smith
Better ass coming through.
Juan Evans
>just came 5th on online
what a fucking humiliation, holy shit
Kayden Davis
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Liz gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful bandicoot with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Liz cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Liz pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A FRUIT BAZOOKA INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Liz is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Obj_Motherfuckers
>mfw
Sebastian Gomez
ouh my back
Daniel Sullivan
I want baby Coco to play with my erect penis
Nicholas Brooks
Kill yourself
Jordan Price
>baby versions of characters who were, as babies, unmutated bandicoots
I know this shit don't matter but what the hell man.
Daniel Young
It's like Baby Rosalina in Mario Kart is just adult Rosalina in a baby body and smaller versions of her crown and dress despite child Rosalina from Mario Galaxy having different clothes and even a different hair color.
Adrian Baker
What a degenerate...
Kevin Collins
Thats a good joke.
Dylan Foster
See
Jordan Sanchez
It's almost like baby versions of characters are always complete crap or something.
Damn you Muppet Babies, starting us down a terrible, marketable path.
Ryder Adams
>Are you avin a laff
Christian Walker
ENTIRE GAME IS BABIES
Aaron Green
Bro just punt them
Matthew Barnes
>Achievements ruined video games
you spelled DLC wrong.
Gavin Price
HAA HAA HEE
Nolan Anderson
>Achievements ruined video games.
Dude, they just made them more fun.
Kayden Campbell
based
Brandon Lewis
Actual in game rewards are fun, like unlockable costumes or unlimited ammo guns and shit like that
achievements are useless
Jaxson Jones
Theres always one.
James Howard
This is the first time I ever finish last, got fucked by items over and over again, got clocked before the shortcut 3 times, great.
Ian Evans
Imagine being into this character and fapping to it, well depraved.
Alexander White
BOOYAH!
Brody Gonzalez
Game is balanced now :^)
Sebastian Anderson
Pretty sure thats a consistent place for a Tropy.
Dylan Fisher
What do you mean faggot, I win 95% of my races
William Carter
The only time I ever finished 8th was when I actually won a race, but the game bumped me down to 8th for whatever stupid reason.
Nolan Brooks
What does the N stand for?
Jonathan Sanchez
cortex
Brandon Scott
nigtex
Adam Rodriguez
Mario kart has baby peach, baby rosalina, baby daisy, baby Mario, and baby Luigi.
I guess they want baby characters.
Austin Barnes
>N Cortex
>N Brio
>N Gin
>N Tropy
>N Oxide
>N Trance
Nathaniel Gray
Well they are now, but sony let you get money for trophies for a real long time. I made nearly $300 sony funbux (AKA not really that valuable, but still) from collecting plats.
Isaac Parker
>dumb baby shit grand prix
>physics bugs still not fixed
>garbage hitboxes still not fixed
>minimum of 3 warp orbs on the track at all times
>warp orbs still too slow to catch up to first place
>minimum of 3 clocks per race
>lobbies dying constantly
>geting into a lobby is slower than ever
>microtransactions on the way
>garfield kart announced
yeah i'm thinking its dead
Nathan Peterson
oh i forgot
>half the tracks (so far) are broken and you can beat them with glitches
>online leaderboards are polluted with glitched times
>characters still not rebalanced
Liam Reed
>tfw trying to platinum relic Dragon Mines
help
Grayson Cruz
I'm being reminded Coco is the only recurring female in this series.
Robert Morris
I seriously cannot get that spiral, I'm so bad at U turning and air turning.
Juan Powell
There's also nina at least, but she's post-nd and half her appearances are in the shitty titans games
Blake Young
Go fast and get the shortcut minecart crates on the first lap, or just take it if you can see the minecart go through the path. If you can't see it then it'll hit you through the tunnel. Only hard thing is that crate near the end you've gotta jump for.
Parker Rogers
Welcome in Yea Forums.
Jordan Wood
>there are crates in the minecart track
Didn't even know, cheers user
Adrian Rivera
That was one of the easier platinum relics desu. Sewer Speedway and N Gin Labs were much worse.
Colton Hughes
>play online
>DNF all lobby
>host quits because he sucks and doesn't want to lose that badly
>spend forever trying to find another lobby
>finally get it
>it's the same host and he quits immediately because he recognised me
I ended up hosting myself and having a good time with people better and worse than me. I just wish it would give me the option to host so I don't have to just hope the host won't quit when he realises he's outclassed.
Ryan Rogers
Just use the glitch to get N. Gin's at the moment.
Jaxson Rivera
Jacob Morales
I don't care if you believe me or not bro
Jack Harris
Sure you dont.
Nolan Myers
When are we getting Pinocchio Trance?
Hunter Price
Coco is so cute
Joseph Gray
literally all of those minus titan are coming
Owen Peterson
>furfag
Why am I not surprised?
Mason Campbell
Liam Phillips
>linking the neet board when a shit ton of people have the car and decal
Tyler Scott
what do you mean? you dont want baby characters??? who are those literal whos?
Noah Robinson
I'd love to have sex with Coco, if you know what I mean.
Jeremiah Smith
It's more reputable than the nitro leaderboard.
Ethan Flores
>I can grind online while other people have a life/job
vs
>I have a turbo controller
Neither are reputable in any capacity
Brandon Gray
This. The leader board means jackshit.
Parker Powell
Imagine being the guy who is a Tropy shitter and instead of handling banter or a shitpost you go full damage control because you place 8th
Jose Stewart
post some karts
Elijah Hill
I WANT IT
I WANT IT
I WANT IT
I WANT IT
Owen Anderson
I wanna eat those wheels
Sebastian Mitchell
Mines not very flashy or stand out
Landon Clark
wow, i just did it. i was 30 micro-seconds away from falling so im not really sure what i can tell you. focus on the high number boxes first and dont slow down
Parker Rogers
>US exclusive content
We better get a Jammy Dodger kart to compensate
Ryan Perry
>N Gin Labs
youtube.com
Owen Moore
Sewer Speedway is not pretty easy since they fixed the shortcut. papus temple was a real pain in the ass.
Nolan Reed
Are these even out yet on packages?
Matthew Smith
Does anyone actually want the Probulot? It seems like a shitty overpriced deal considering it has reduced customisability due to the lack of wheels.
Andrew Ross
>Liz sticker
based
Evan Kelly
Disappointing they you can't put the wheels on any car, but at least it means they aren't afraid of having weird wheels exclusive to cars (since a lot of the good cars in cttr had tank treads)
Josiah Bell
Thanks.
Carson Adams
The new "shortcut"is so unreliable, pretty unfortunate!
Jeremiah Clark
>back n. time and Spyro
I sleep
>halloween gp with Nina, Brio, and Moe
real shit?
Thomas Gutierrez
I kinda wish the babies actually were just realistic regular bandicoots
Gabriel Price
Why weren't they? Didn't they only become anthro after the evolvo-ray?
Matthew Young
Polar pass is borderline unplayable for speed characters now, you can't even power slide without doing an u turn, what the fuck were they thinking?
Alexander Hill
Yes. Beenox either forgot that detail or decided to go with deageing them as anthros.
Isaiah Bell
im guessing skins for crash will be:
werewolf
evil crash
skeleton crash (not auschwitz mode but a literal skeleton like in tag team racing)
Jonathan Nguyen
the last time the time twister fucked up, it de-aged tropy and cortex complete with facial hair
Ian Wright
I'm gonna go with the latter. They seem like lore autists so that would be a big thing to forget.
Werewolf sounds like a solid prediction. I'd like to see Count Cortex and Witch Nina.
Andrew Brown
Fuck baby Coco, when will we get a cute and funny outfit like this?
Sebastian Cruz
I'm hoping they get really creative with the Halloween skins, there's so much potential with the characters.
Carter Richardson
ᵍᵉᵗ ᶦn ᵗʰᵉ ˢˡᵒʷ ˡᵃnᵉ ᵇᵘᵈᵈʸ
Jason Price
>Cute and funny outfit like this
user I don't think you know what that means
Michael Morris
>$5 for Coco
She's gonna be carrying my bastard by the end of this month
Isaac Reed
What does it mean?
Hunter Sanchez
do you know what a spoonerism is?
Christian Hernandez
It's a loli call sign, user. Not exactly applicable to coco and Tawna in whore outfits
Lincoln Ortiz
is user still with us?
Ayden Martinez
Ill take Bandimommy.
Dylan Sullivan
Fute and cunny? But that makes no sense.
Gabriel Russell
>fute and cunny
user, you're retarded and I'm afraid it's terminal.
Samuel Morris
fucking retard who cares when we have babies now
Gavin Rodriguez
MORE DIAPERS
John Perez
Ugh, I really hope its available in the pit shop.
I very much doubt stores that i'm near will even have SPK or that Gum thing. (in EU btw)
Wyatt Harris
Why does Megumi ask you to check her meters next time?
Mason Russell
OFF TO THE SLOW LANE PLEASE
Cooper Ortiz
The packages apparently say US exclusive. Which is really quite shit.
Juan Mitchell
Bandibabes are the only babes I need.
John Butler
Pretty sure she's says check "your" meters.
Tyler Ross
MIRRORS
Leo Lopez
It's "mirrors"
She says it while passing you, saying you should be checking your mirrors to see people in your blind spots as they approach.
Luis Hall
>finish 1st in Prehistoric Playground, a good ~20 seconds ahead of those I didn't DNF
>get shifted to 8th in the results screen with the times still shown
BEEEEEEENNOOOXX
Jackson Richardson
Jason Jackson
I WANT TO FUCK COCO
Elijah Reyes
>didn't bother doing platinum relics despite beating all oxides ghosts since they are total cancer
>today sewer shortcut is fixed and ngin labs is exploitable
Just started a dedicated easy mode adventure to cheese the relics even more. Imagine all the turboautists who did them the hard way, and yet we get the same reward
Owen Cook
get in line
James Rodriguez
Fucking kek
Ian Flores
Get in the slow lane, buddy.
Hudson Parker
I care. Fully grown and breedable Bandihoneys like Liz trump babies anyday.
Noah Cruz
Sloppy seconds is my fetish t b h
Ethan Turner
HIPS
Connor Martinez
>What can I say? I'm a natural
Henry Campbell
David Thompson
Yeah, imagine deliberately trying to upset people on the internet. Unthinkable!
Eli Martin
You can actually still get the 50% nitro boost by equipping wheels that give nitro then selecting the Probulot. The game will still count you as having those wheels equipped when you select a hover kart
Adrian Jackson
They didn't change anything, you just suck
Jack Sanchez
Looks like i beat you to it.
Oliver Rogers
all babies are shitty. crashes babies have more animations than mario karts bu their also still shit
Jordan Cook
Just try power sliding on ice you fucking retard, it's obvious something has changed
Mason Brown
Hopefully that's by design.
Robert Howard
>there eating the fucking pizza.
His job is done here.
Eli Morgan
Time to fap
Brandon Miller
wow congrats user, you have fuck all to do all day, what a pro
Lincoln Thompson
Yeah, the ice is slippery retard
Joseph Hill
Amis post workout braps
Jaxson Morales
WORSE THAN LOLICONS
Carson Smith
>day before patch
get podium and first consistently
>day after patch
often get 7th or 8th if Im not getting podium
either the item balancing got really fucked or people get really serious during GPs
I also started playing tropy, so he might just be cursed
Liam Baker
It wasn't like that before and I'm confident in what I am saying because as said
I have fuck all to do all day (not really, I have a job)
Literally this
James Robinson
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Carter Jackson
I mean, Mario babies suck,, don't get me wrong but at least they're not fucking uncanny like this:
Sebastian Harris
Item balance is beyond fucked. I regularly see people that are in 3rd or 2nd get blasted back to last at the last minute just because they get spammed by items for a minute straight.
James Smith
it's the tropy curse
Parker Miller
>Can't fucking buy anything at the pit stop
Is there a way to solve this? I want to get rid of the shitty cheap items.
Jayden Lee
A furry as myself deserves death
Joshua Harris
Bandicoots are for raping with your superior human cock in the middle of the road during a race.
Lincoln Taylor
Asher Baker
that's kinda hot
Jeremiah Morris
what's the most cancerous setup possible?
William Bailey
>Already halfway through bronze thanks to Labs
>Got enough coins to buy egg boi, a paint, and the coco package
Feels good
Nolan Collins
Matthew Long
APOLOGIZE FAGGOTS
APOLOGIZE
Ryder Stewart
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
Asher Murphy
>anecdotal evidence
'member when everyone thought balanced was changed and they swore up and down that it felt better to play? Placebo's a hell of a drug
Wyatt Jackson
>4 warp orbs and 5 clocks during a single race
this is bullshit seriusly. after the update it's barely playable
Sebastian Hernandez
>>anecdotal evidence
? nigger I told you to try it for yourself, power sliding on ice is 100% different, I play literally all day long as speed characters and I'm telling you they changed something. I don't know about normal road but on ice, speed characters turn more now
Dominic Rodriguez
Easy question but is this game actually good beyond fapping material? I enjoy racing games but none of my friends ever play them so the PC release is tempting.
Nathaniel Morales
What PC release? LOL
Eli Kelly
Glad people are using the N.Gin labs skip for it's proper purpose, ride on mate
Ethan Morris
Yeah I shoulda looked that up first. my mistake.
Asher Brooks
Juan Murphy
unless you're really into getting all cosmetics there's really no reason to play after you beat plat relics and time trials
Bentley Cox
how long do you have to be in an online match to qualify for coins?
Christian Gonzalez
Best part about the whole mess is it STILL does not stop first place holders from running away with the races for free.
David Ramirez
Baby T players are all honker faggots
Landon Hall
I like fake crash better than real crash
Connor Ramirez
Jeremiah Jenkins
>ngin lab farm is still fucked to this very hour
>the top of the scoreboard who use bots to shit on the competition haven't moved an inch
But I noticed I already have the decal so... I already won the grand prix ?
I'll just keep doing it to shit on microtransactions
Jackson Stewart
How do you already have that kart
Cameron Campbell
beenox actually unfucked the online races, so you get almost 20 nitro now
Caleb Hughes
So what’s the deal with N.gin labs? I leave for a day to not play this game and this happens
Brody Gray
>Activision Activision!
>Yes Beenox?
>Adding microtransactions?
>No papa!
>Telling lies?
>No papa!
>Release the patch.
>Ha ha ha!
Robert Bailey
if you do all the pro, themed and weekly challenges against the ai with 40-50% bonus nitro you can get all the way through to gold tier pretty quickly
also do your dailies and quick tasks with the %bonus
Julian Ortiz
The grind is dead with this GP. For good.
Jacob Morales
Is it my impression or the orb is a tad bit fucked. It basically missed me in deep sea driving and started going trough the track all over again. i even stopped so it could hit me before i used the sf jump pad.
Joseph Gonzalez
>lost again because of an invisible beaker on clear road
Thomas Anderson
are microtransaction live yet for switch? I want to buy everything and then have a nice relaxing summer
Gabriel Long
I'm only like 500 away from it. Getting into gold is stupid easy.
Then there's the fact that getting into gold and getting to the end requires that you almost double your existing nitro.
Nathan Roberts
Finally someone U turning on the boost pad from the shortcut. Sick play
Logan Perez
Ahem
*inhales deeply*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Isaac Rodriguez
if you like kart racers then definitely it's the best one I've ever played at least.
Austin Roberts
Nice Twitter meme
Thomas King
Ok, they definitely changed the sewer speedway shortcut and made it easier to get, great.
Adam White
twitter is based
Anthony Cox
you should go back there then
Evan Jenkins
Digital Tropy, champion kart set, platinum paint job
Jaxson Mitchell
why
Gabriel Ramirez
>despite all this bullshit, you never fall down
that's some heavy voodoo protection you have hee
Juan Stewart
Angel Morris
>and it causing you to spin out over a turbo pad into a pit and respawn on the other side of the pot, mixing the turbo boost
>nearly every time
Hudson Rodriguez
I want to ____ Tawna
Kayden Martinez
help
Ryan Harris
Asher Reyes
Subpoena
Bentley Perry
Top 10 incompetent villains
Bentley Gomez
Ethan Davis
Eli Fisher
>you'll be able to fill the nitro bar with wumpa coins
Chase Rivera
redesign
Nathaniel Reed
>from worst girl to best
>one game
Thomas Price
BOOSTALICIOUS
Jonathan Edwards
I want to drink all that wumpa-flavored coco sweat
Wyatt Anderson
I swear Oxide station is fucking cursed, same shit happened to me, with orbs, clocks and bombs going off everywhere
Isaac Reed
Nathaniel Torres
Lol that happened to me when I bought the game, but the 1st and 2nd placings were changing like crazy.
Christian Carter
>needing to fill the nitro bar at all
Landon Perry
Why is Hyper Spaceway suddenly so popular? I think I've played that track 6 times in the span of 2 hours, and I DNF the entire lobby all 6 times. Usually people avoid that track like the plague. Did something happen?
Benjamin Miller
Did they patch out the lab nitro gain or something? I reset the farm and now I'm just getting coins.
Really I'm fine with just the coins, but getting some extra nitro wouldn't hurt either.
Xavier Davis
here's your item distributions bro
Luis Parker
>try to do the coco park challenge where you have to never go off road
>still win the game
Why is it that I only win when I'm not trying to?
Sebastian Cooper
have they said when all this microtranssaction shit is going live?
Austin Sanchez
Camden Ramirez
Isn't there a 12 lap challenge ?
yup it was fixed, just look at the top nitro bot users, they don't gain any nitro anymore
Luke Miller
It's just a retarded shitter afking on a crate and spamming shit
Joseph Stewart
If you get good it's a pretty good farming track.
David Diaz
>shit players with ADHD will be scammed out of their money because they "just" reached half of the gold bar in the first week
perfect, the game stays alive, activision gets his shekels and I don't have to pay anything
Dominic Flores
Early this month but no date yet
Jacob Morales
orbs and clocks need to go holy shit they're annoying
Christian Williams
breed
Nathan Jenkins
More datamine stuff, next month's special wheels will be gem wheels.
Brayden Ward
I thought it was meteor gorge and android alley?
Isaac Lee
Oh well. At least I can still get the coins dealt with.
Adrian Parker
>Gem wheels
>not gem paint
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Levi Harris
Anyone want to do n gin labs exploit in private lobby to farm some coins? PS4.
Grayson Cruz
Wyatt Williams
Definitely this. It's just an unnecessary flex. Wouldn't you rather just customize something you enjoy?
Adrian Collins
fuck Trump, and fuck bigots
Ethan Wilson
>Gnorc didn't get Baby Cortex'd
BASED
Sorceress can stay out tho
Justin Ramirez
This. Win win win scenario
Benjamin Roberts
you can buy nitro now huh
Juan Evans
Frankly the only person who would like this is Shmorky
Kayden Diaz
Cope
Hudson Wright
5 new spyro characters and none of them are elora and bianca? What were Beenox smoking?
Gabriel Martinez
Am I the only one that can't buy the bed time pattern or is no one else able to buy it either?
Jaxon King
I'm hoping that they pull the Guh-nasty Guh-norc gag with Chick and Stew but I have a feeling in the back of my mind that they'll just play it straight with no comedy aside from subtle sportscaster quips between the two of them instead of addressing the racers.
Colton Richardson
It's bugged.
Eli Reed
"We have enough furry bitches"
Luke Foster
predict tomorrow's pitstop refresh
Dominic Miller
They will probably have to give us some backstory as to how the spyro characters got here and why do they even want to race.
Eli Nelson
Will Ripto be in though?
Lucas Lee
also "spyro and friends" 2 heros and 3 villains? Not exactly friends is it?
Aaron Rogers
she's a faun you dork
seriously it's weird based on how they focused on her with the spyro release
yes, we're supposed to have sypro, hunter, ripto, gnasty, the empress
Jordan Phillips
Listen man, we didn't get an intro as to why the fuck we're back in time, fake crash is everywhere, and now there are de-aged characters.
I'm not holding out for story, what a travesty.
Easton Moore
Gnasty was just being an angry incel. On normal days hes friends with the dragons and Spyeo
Oliver Jones
theyre playing the long game, they can afford to release a shit dlc because everyone knows the spyro one is next and people like spyro
Owen Campbell
it will be shit
what do I win ?
>Listen man, we didn't get an intro as to why the fuck we're back in time
someone didn't play crash 3
>and now there are de-aged characters.
it's about time travel and it's an obvious nod to mario kart
Jace Phillips
Fake Crash fucked the dinos, that's all the backstory you need
Justin Torres
Jayden Campbell
>the closest thing we'll ever have to a playable spice girl bandicoot
>she's turn
FUCK
Christopher Hall
Thats not how biology works.
Jordan Lewis
So how many coins can you earn by doing the N Gin Labs exploit?
Brody Cooper
>someone didn't play crash 3
The time twister was broken after crash 3 ended. I'm talking about NOW, the only story why prehistoric playground exists is outside the game entirely if you go looking for interviews. They had the ability to show this happening in the grand prix intro but instead it relies on exterior knowledge
Noah Brooks
It's canon. The super evolved Bandicoots can breed anything with enough attempts.
Nathan Allen
Crash has no story post ND its literally just an inane and zany sequence of collectathon events.
Charles Cruz
>3 characters
>only 1 has a legendary skin
>5 paints or something
Feels pretty barren compared to the previous GP
Levi Parker
>The time twister was broken after crash 3 ended
they fixed it
dude chill out
and if you want "lore from the items" then crash became a crazy scientist and did it
Ian Martinez
But dinosaurs had cloacas and were retarded.
James Lee
what the fuck is his problem?
Elijah Reyes
Its a video game with mutated cartoony animals and other fictional shit you fucking idiot.
Asher Parker
What farming method is this dude talking about?
Lucas Rivera
He hates speedlets
Isaac Collins
Yeah I don't even have all the stuff from GP 1 still, this one has flew by.Feels like filler.
Austin Davis
you hurt his sons feelings with that blue shield.
Bentley Jones
That doesnt discount how simple biology works dingus.
Kayden Collins
It's like the shitty police in street racing games
I wish it played a siren sound instead of beeping
Camden Sullivan
>Nostalginator is still locked
Michael Butler
Please neck yourself you autist.
Henry Parker
>we're supposed to have sypro, hunter, ripto, gnasty, the empress
According to the leak that has now been wrong about multiple things
Justin Thomas
>no art of baby crash inside tawna’s pouch
Come on, it’s so obvious
Carter Sanders
Please lean 5th grade bio you reprobate
Caleb Walker
56 coins per sub 1:20 base. +Bonuses from online.
Carson Hall
Next to all of them I'm alright with, but the Sorceress I don't remember jack shit about. I get that it's so all of the villains are included, but I really don't know or care about much of anything on the dragon bitch because all of her time was eaten up by Bianca, plus she's ugly as fuck.
She's probably going to be a turning or balanced character if we're going to judge body shapes, so nobody will play her anyway. Gnorc will be speed for sure.
Leo Howard
>BA'WWW MY CARTOONY FICTIONAL KART GAME FOR BABIES ISN'T SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE
Have sex.
Adam Perry
Owen Lopez
>buying nitro
w-what
Jordan Morgan
>judging by body shapes
Krunk is turning and has the body of a speed class
Carson Russell
YOU JUST KNOW she poops her diaper very often
Michael Phillips
Man I just wanted the whole "Fake Crash stole Tropy's tuning fork and fucked up the past" being shown instead of the sportscasters just casually announcing it like nothing had happened.At least with the Nitro grand prix it made sense to just casually announce new racers from around the world just showing up for a challenge because that requires literally no storytelling.
Aaron Ross
If you had more of it you might learn how the reproductive system works.
Luke Clark
the first USF pad online in prehistoric playground I have yet to not get hit on, its fucking madness.
Leo Wilson
>bandithot spammer is also an unbearable autist, probably obese and unwashed too
Shocker.
Leo Wright
Benjamin Cox
Stay in back of the pack and watch all the retards wail on each other. Then go for it. Works for me. You might even get a clock and fuck them even more.
Ethan Peterson
Logan Miller
This reeks of honest projection on your end.
Christopher Clark
Parker Ward
How terrible is the Switch port? How does it handle 3 player splitscreen?
Brody Bennett
True, though I don't think they're gonna give two speed classes in one prix. I can see two acceleration with Hunter and Ripto (though Ripto could also be a balance), and Spyro being a balance, which leaves Sorceress to take up turning.
Cameron Morales
Get in the slow lane, buddy
Jace Richardson
ONE, I DON'T WANT TO BE A FURRY
TWO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A FURRY
THREE, I DON'T WANT TO BE A FURRY
But its too fucking late I'm buying this game next paycheck, and theres nothing you can do to stop me.
Kevin Rogers
>the game has been out for two months and there are still players that get too close to other racers not knowing if they've held onto an item
It's Darwinism at this point.
Kevin Bailey
Saved and kek
Brandon Thomas
I'm going to stay in last place and clock people constantly. It's Krunk time
Austin Thompson
sometimes when im in 2nd I just don't use my items against 1st just to see if I can beat them by racing better
more often than not this backfires and 3rd fucks me up with items
it does feel good when it does work out though
Austin Hernandez
No it's actually 100% from desync not showing where players actually are relative to you.
Cooper Lewis
It's probably a mix between drafting in Mario Kart since DS, client prediction not being 100% accurate so positions aren't what you see on your screen unless you're the host, and taking as good of a line as possible but both of you are taking the same line so you either back off and lose distance or follow behind and gamble on them not knowing you're inside their anus hoping that they don't shit out a red beaker.
Camden Ortiz
Based
Christopher James
>masterfully avoid the person ahead of you so that you don't get hit by their items
>get fucked by an invisible red beaker
Thomas Gomez
>stuck frozen waiting for the race to begin
This is fun.
Hudson Ortiz
Any reference to Baby Cortex and Tropy in the files still?
Nicholas Turner
More like he jacked off to Earth's primordial soup
Matthew Mitchell
Clocks and orbs need to be removed from online racing. Every race now there's three of those blue balls constantly on the track.
Asher Russell
Yes, they weren't removed or changed.
Lincoln Ramirez
lore theory: "fake crash" went back in time and fucked and whoever he fucked gave birth to "real crash", making "fake crash" the "real crash"
Daniel Lee
geeettttttt krunked on!!!
Evan Howard
I need to feel her hair
I need to pinch her ears
I need to boop her nose
FUCKING. NEED.
Joseph Ortiz
So we can assume they might drop in a few weeks if its not fully leftover code
Austin Morales
>CTR x prequel memes
Fucking love it
Kevin Campbell
imdb.com
That's literally the kind of creepy shit these characters would translate to in real life you furfaggot
Jack Sullivan
Get your autism the FUCK out
Daniel Bell
You are the autist here furry trash
Cooper Thomas
>characters are realistically shaded already
>"nuh uh, here's how it would translate in real life"
Lincoln Mitchell
Nice mental gymnastic furfur
Dylan Lee
Budget and Activision doing Jewish things I guess
Jose Martinez
Someone explain this bullshit. I'm tired of saying "what the fuck" Beenox.
Aiden Kelly
Can I get an edit of this scene?
Liam Thomas
Not an argument
Isaac Lewis
Let's predict how disgusting the MTX $ to WC rate will be. I'll use Oxide Edition as a baseline. I need to spitball some because no comparable price exists for specific things, so I've marked them.
Oxide Edition itself is 20 dollars and contains
>3 CNK early unlocks. Valued at 1500WC each.
>Decal for Hoverkart. Valued* at 1000WC
>5 Legendary skins. Valued at 2500WC each.
>Hoverkart Paintjob. Valued* at 1000WC
>Early unlock of Hoverkart and Nitros Oxide. Valued^ at ???
>Sticker pack containing 5 stickers. Valued at 900 each.
*Estimate based on highest value of a comparable item.
^No comparable price available
If you assume that the early Oxide/Hoverkart unlocks are worthless, that's 20 dollars for an equivalent of 23500 Wumpa Coins. Let's round that up for the ~exclusivity deal~ so we've got 20 USD for 25000 Wumpa Coins. Still a pretty fuck awful conversion rate but actually somewhat realistic for Activision to push at a dollar per 1000 and sucker you in for 10 dollars for a bundle that has a better conversion.
My price estimate will go the fuck out the window once the food cross-promotional items get involved since you have to account for the cost of the food itself, which won't change prices from before so in that case those ones can be considered free add-ons to promote the game so Activision is eating the cost there.
Juan Rogers
>shit hollywood cgi translates to Bandibabes
Lincoln Lopez
They wont increase wumpa coin prices but they'll use wumpa coins to help you out with other means, like filling up the nitro gauge.
Kayden Price
It was supposed to unlock last GP but didn't for some reason. We didn't even know it existed til now
Carter Ward
Here ya go.
Matthew Lewis
knowing activision it'll probably be both
Michael James
I remember that it wasn't available but they should have made it available for purchase this grand prix at least. Only one I don't have and wanted the most.
Sebastian Walker
>predict
I've got some bad news for you.
Angel Hughes
Hopefully beenox will get the memo and add it next patch
Gavin White
String data referring to wumpa to nitro conversion rates doesn't mean anything when no actual numbers are provided, especially when that post was about Dollar to coin conversion
Daniel Edwards
I hope so user, you /Tawna/ too?
Lincoln Cook
>shelling out money to get to the top of the nitro leaderboards
>literally 'pay to win'
James Young
Kayden Johnson
This is weird; I’m a different user, I’m doing it right now. I hadn’t anticipated it to work after seeing about half of folks yesterday saying it wasn’t working, the other half saying it is.
3-minute mode against one Hard AI with TNT and on a course where you won’t collect a crystal by driving directly forward from the P1 position seems to work well; every once in a while the computer will successfully collect all 20 crystals early and end the match in less than 3 minutes, but you get Nitro either way.
Kevin Rivera
Fix the spelling on missile
Owen Bailey
Ayden Thompson
She's not my main but my favorite of the girls
Daniel Gutierrez
Wyatt Moore
Cooper Diaz
Beenox lied,
everyone cried (in anger).
Noah Morales
thanks for that
Ian Sanders
>branded content
I guess they weren't making enough money from whales.
Andrew Howard
Why does your picture seem lewd?
Nolan Campbell
Conversion rate is irrelevant since we still know they will make it so that you can buy coins.
Luis Robinson
It's not lying, it's "altering the truth".
Carter Bailey
I want to race mix with this heart melter.
Cooper Hughes
I mean; they did their best. Even when micros drop they will be on the PSN store instead of ingame.
Fuck Activision. They are actively dragging down Beenox's reputation with them and it's not fair.
Aaron Evans
No shit? The whole post was about how much real world money translates into how many virtual coins.
John Fisher
can they get sued for this?
Asher Watson
Still based. Post main or you're under arrest.
Jeremiah Gray
I cannot fucking believe how unbearable online is now. Less than a minute after start two orbs back to back and a clock. Fuck this.
Aaron Robinson
Not that user but i took the Tawna pill and ditched Coco as soon as i got her.
Daniel Phillips
>When you lose because of this
Nicholas Jones
What if I resist arrest?
Tyler Sanders
Then mommy punishes you.
Daniel Morales
How?
Benjamin Cruz
You made the right choice.
Kinky
Easton Brooks
I play these 2 mostly.
Evan Martin
Might as well dump some other online moments that I haven't had time to post
Thomas Russell
You just said his name, Crash. You know who he is.
Charles Smith
It would only hurt Beenox because they're the ones who insisted they weren't in the game.
I want Activision to take a long trek off a short pier.
Brandon Russell
Guys, what if Activision is increasing the orbs/clocks shortly before revealing a subscription service for No Items mode
Caleb Nguyen
Luis Anderson
Cute
Cameron Bailey
H O L Y S H I T!
Please tell me that fake
Caleb Butler
i love when this happens
Parker Parker
If I'm not playing Liz I basically don't use the others. I use Tawna and Oxide fro Acceleration but it's an absolutely baby mode class.
Carter Gutierrez
Lets just say your pelvis wont feel the same after.
Adam Lewis
I think that's a stretch
Samuel Collins
I know right
Jackson Murphy
at least until Nina is out
John Gutierrez
>model tons of prehistoric fake crashes to decorate the stage
>caveman fake crash isn't a skin
for what purpose
Robert Harris
I've been thinking the same thing since Friday.
Thomas Collins
Consider the possibility that Tawna is strong as shit.
Daniel Nelson
Look Beenox, I'm happy that you finally added best boy to the pit shop, but for FUCKS SAKE WHERE IS HIS COSTUME? I WANT IT!
Bentley Thompson
Lucas Young
Sounds terrifying and icky.
Nathaniel Hughes
gotta wait til next summer bro
Chase Long
I have rarely seen the Nitro squad since babies rolled around. Damn shame, their more pleasant to look at.
Damn user, I respect the struggles of Turn characters but don't shit on my Accel.
8/10
Zachary Myers
Tiny is life, Tiny is love
Wyatt Edwards
They are supposed to be designed to be super soldiers, after all, aren't they?
Bentley Peterson
I didn't even buy the babies yet. Don't want to right now.
Christian Johnson
Entrance
Entropy
Nitros Oxide
Engine
Embryo
N Cortex...?????
Robert Young
>about to get into Gold three days into the GP
I don't think I want to bother getting the Champion stuff this month. Just give me Fake Crash T. I don't care about anything else.
Ayden Miller
It's not fair. I want that skin.
Levi Evans
I shudder at the thought. Truly.
Jace Collins
And seduce the world leaders.
Grayson Johnson
Neocortex
Grayson Clark
This one is really surprising, considering that Hyper Spaceway is THE comeback track. I got bombed off the track at the beginning today, and still DNF-ed the lobby.
Benjamin Jones
>See Relic Collector in Themed and Beat the Best in Pro
>Figure I can kill to birds with one stone
>Get Platinum on Prehistoric Playground
>Get Beat the Best, which requires a platinum relic in PP, but not Relic Collector, which just requires that I finish the relic race
?????
Samuel Cooper
I think I remember seeing someone who could buy the summer Dingo skin when the update released, so I'm holding my hopes up
Aaron Sullivan
The relic challenges are bugged and you need gold or sapphire for them to count
Brody Ross
Noah Harris
>Beenox actively saving the best skins for last
I've bought the hover cart even, and I don't want to spoil the fun until I have the Roo skin
Gabriel Long
I agree. I could care less about the decal so once I have the rewards and new pit stop skins im done
Christian Gray
They're*
10/10
Tinybias.jpeg
Michael Harris
Jaxson Davis
Please don't turn me into a furry
Hudson Hill
Were long past that road
Tyler Murphy
What is the championship leaderboard based on? What's the best way to grind it?
Ryan Jackson
Oh so fucking Screenrant is a reliable source of information now?
Daniel Richardson
Whatcha saving up for user? Shame Nitro girls don't get pic related skin.
Grayson Cook
>didn't buy oxide edition
>regret missing out on the exclusive costumes
>No way to upgrade now
Leo Stewart
This is the low-effort filler month where they make a lot of stuff for the post-microtransactions era that will sell a bunch.
Nicholas Harris
It's fine, don't start wearing stupid costumes and having a victim complex and being easily offended and etc.
Anthony Walker
Costumes are alright but I rarely use them desu. The paint job and stickers are the only exclusives I regularly use
Landon Jones
I want my floaty car for 9900
Carter Moore
Right, but we're talking about Crystal Challenges, not Crystal Grab.
Jeremiah Anderson
Ryder Carter
If I'm not mistaken, it's the number of trophies you earn from online races. You get more trophies each race based on your position. Literally just race online and do well
Jaxson Powell
Well maybe if you animals didn't oppose the MTX so hard they'd be confident enough to put more money in.
Luke Walker
The stuff needed to get Challenges, so the 9900 kart, and Baby Crash. Then when I'm done with the Nitro Gauge, back to playing with characters I like.
Jason Cox
Is anyone actually talking about how shitty the item balance is now outside of Yea Forums and /vg/? They need to fix this ASAP.
Tyler Jones
I didn't even know it came with a paint job and stickers. What do they look like?
Ethan Davis
Yes. Reddit's full of posts about it and videos showing races with 13 warp orbs and 8 clocks going off across 3 laps. They'll probably just hear about it from looking at plebbit, so the amount of complaining could have it be fixed in a week or so.
Hudson Martinez
I love Rizu!
Blake Myers
I wonder if they'll sell just the kart for cheaper. God knows the kart and N. Trance will be available at the same time with me lacking coins for both.
Jordan Gray
Leddit is. Plenty of people seem to say they will flat out stop playing if they don't fix the items.
Connor Green
Is there a chart showing points needed to unlock everything in the gauge?
Charles Jones
jizzu inu rizu
John Peterson
They suck, but in different ways.
Thomas Garcia
Because that was literally her turned into a child form by magic instead of Time-travel shenanigans like the Yoshi's Island squad.
Jeremiah Ortiz
N Fant
Cooper Garcia
Paintjob matches the costumes, i.e purple/indigo and yellow. Stickers are a bunch of space-themed stuff
Jason Cook
You rang?
Ian Price
Who's the man responsible for turning everyone into a furry?
Sebastian White
holly fuck i did the same thing.
Logan Brown
Is this from crash 1 or 2 remake?
Ryder Cooper
>N Cell
>N Gorge
>N Lighten
>N Igger
Jeremiah Rogers
you just know
Jordan Mitchell
Who indeed?
Jason Rodriguez
>N Lady
>N Wa
>N oice
>N Eetime
Colton Taylor
N Chilada
>ay ay ay it's getting spicy in here!
Nathaniel Richardson
cant believe someone had the nerve to do the glitch online on sewer speedway, is that reportable?
Christopher Miller
Stop picking USF maps.
Cooper Wood
What glitch?
Gavin Smith
Does this triangle even exist?
Jackson Bell
First game
Isaiah Brooks
Isabella and Ami look like something out of Final Fantasy 9
Evan Richardson
Actually made me laugh
Ryder Evans
For many they're cute babies and that's all that matters.
James Price
I meant n-gin labs ffs
Jason Thompson
N. Teger
Bentley James
>N. Ploy
>N. Seminate
My arch nemesis...
Matthew James
N Vision
N Oy(pronounce the N as "an")
N Brace
N Joy
Alexander Roberts
N. Large
Jordan Harris
N Chanted
Wyatt Martinez
>N Brace
What a qt
Matthew Foster
>enbrace
Logan Morris
>enbryo
Adrian Sanchez
huh... I don't think I ever noticed.
Easton Phillips
This entire thread is N ticing me to beat my meat to death.
Robert Price
same, but i missed 2 crates on the platinum run so i just did it again, made sure i get all the crates, got gold and it counted
Nathaniel Martin
N Teresting
Aaron Reyes
Oh fuck
Jason Carter
So many ideas...
Aaron Ramirez
What exactly are you dodging?
Jaxson Harris
What happened to baby Cortex and Baby Tropy?
Aaron Walker
I was trying to go past the barrel from the right, but then I just ended up fucking myself with the pipe wall. It always disorients me so much when you suddenly start turning the other way
Jaxson Young
Did they update all the halfpipe physics in Sewer Speedway or just the one in front of the shortcut?
Aaron Smith
>bongland
>blocks
retard
Brody Watson
I want to fuck that baby?
Based
Jeremiah Sanchez
Baby wants to fuck
Isaiah Robinson
>Football Tiny
Based
Henry Morales
I'm not even sure how they changed it, all the collisions are still exactly the same but I have no idea how the jump is so different now
Austin Davis
Neck yourself, shill
Joshua Russell
Because it was painfully scripted from the beginning, it was palpable, everyone could feel it.
Liam Jackson
It actually gets progressively funnier the more I reread it and make sense of all the slang
Parker Evans
Ah yes, because I think the hard working people at Activision bring you a passion project deserve to be paid, I must be a shill?
Do you know how much money games like this cost to make? How about how much we need to spend on upkeep and maintenance?
Fuck you, fuck your antisemitism and fuck your shitty falseflagging.
Charles Richardson
This but the last two words should be baby coco, i think.
Ryan Stewart
>keep getting nothing but bowling bombs and missiles online
Levi Brooks
Alright I chuckled that time.
Jose Mitchell
My guess is they will come at October, bundled with Nina and N. Brio. This GP was all hero characters, it would be fitting to have a villain one in October.
Josiah Hughes
>when I'm in first everyone shoots orbs and clocks
>when I get fucked back to 8th I get nothing but bowling bombs and crates
>no one sends any orbs or clocks at the person in first
Caleb Edwards
Can't bork the gnorc
Kayden Johnson
>mfw
>no pic related
You had one job.
Jeremiah Walker
N. Fection
Luis Cook
>When I'm in first I get 2 Uka masks in a row, followed by 2 shields in a row
Grayson Wood
>got clocked in the LITERAL first 10 seconds of Android Alley
Ethan Bell
>all the missiles and bombs i throw go straight into walls or don't hit anyone despite them being right in front of me
>all the missiles and bombs that come after me are a guarantee hit and can go around or over sharp turns, corners and pits like nothing
Isaiah Cook
Missiles need to be updated to have Darkseid's Omega beam level of tracking because they are the actual worst item in the game
Benjamin King
>shoot a rocket straight
>it flies off to the right straight into a wall
>when someone shoots a rocket at me it turns it acts like a blue orb and follows me around the entire track
Jeremiah Baker
From what i learned, normal missiles can't aim for shit but juiced-up ones are good at tracking people for half a lap.
Ethan Price
>Get orbed and clocked in the literal first 10 seconds of every track.
I wish I was joking.
Landon Baker
Testing
Josiah Cook
[Spoiler]Im unironically starting to like Zem. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Ryan White
>more likely to have 10 wumpa while in first but will never get missiles
>less likely to have 10 wumpa when behind because of item spam, but have a better chance at getting missiles
Thomas Hernandez
Can't get baby t
Jonathan Price
Not as bad as getting sniped by a beaker or a bomb in the first ten seconds even when you deliberately try to make your movement as erratic as possible
Nicholas Perry
These threads are surprisingly tame post-baby/mtx update.
I was expecting them to be unusable
Luis Wilson
You are reading too many NTR and Mindbreak doujins.
Nathan Price
Unlike in CNK where he was just a WoW orc model, in CTRNF he actually somewhat fits with the rest of the cast. Plus he has more of a personality now (barely, but it's still better than how he was in CNK)
Julian Nelson
That's a fast missle but an ever faster Nash.
Dominic Cruz
twitter.com
guess he was right about you guys
Chase Long
Give it a few days once the porn starts surfacing
Bentley Gutierrez
>WoW Orc model
>predates the orc model in the MMO by a year
What did he mean by this
Hunter Adams
Confession: I have every character in the game yet i have never played a single race as the beginner characters except when the grand prix dailies told me to.
Asher King
Babies are fucking disgusting and annoying. Why the fuck would i want them in a game.
Lincoln Phillips
>Guy in front of me get 3x bombs
>He somehow hits me with all 3 of them, even though 2 of them clearly didn't hit me
Jayden Williams
They seem to track at close range.
Christopher Ross
Try getting more Nitro points so you have >5000. That should do it.
Liam Rivera
>get it with bombs I never see coming
>clip through bombs I do see and don't get hit
Parker Stewart
Out fucking skilled.
Jayden Wilson
Im in silver tier already and then some
Almost have the fake crash costume
Angel Phillips
Nathaniel Myers
fuking this. i dont know how people do it.
>worst items in the game
>when bombs exists
those have shitty tracking and when you get 3 of them you cant even get rid of them right away.
Liam Martinez
>he's not in the Gold tier yet