Smash headcanons thread

They're definitely invited to stay over there, but many leave once they get a new title. They're fre to stay if they so wish, if they have nowhere better to be. Thus the mansion becoming a sort of unofficial home for the likes of Falcon, who's already moved all his shit there for real and acts as a guardian for the place when everyone else leaves.

>A lot of the retro cast got fresh work with SNES Classic
>Falcon got hyped but was then told that since he doesn't actually appear in the game they only needed the keys for his Blue Falcon, and a machine would ride it
>Falcon was heartbroken but doesn't doubt that one day, one day he'll be called to shine again, as he keeps raising Lucas and feeding Duck Hunt

Well SOMEONE'S gotta manage the frat house and Mario's only renting it out as that's one of his many summer houses.

Entire. Female. Cast.

>Falcon loves the shit out of DLC entering the series, it means the party gets to last even longer

based

>Joker introduces himself, talks about how he goes into palaces of hearts and beats shadows to heal people of their wickedness
>Simon grumbles about sorcerous tablets being tools of Satan
>Richter desperately goes through pockets looking for his father's photo

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>It's a favorite prank of the ladies to hide Cloud's clothes when he's showering and leave him only That to wear.

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Is this a passage from that long fanfic I keep hearing about?

It's the sinopsis

>cute shit
>when it ended up becoming some gross link fucking inkling fanfiction

Any topic in history will be used as porn fodder by your usual degenerates, but there was a lot of wholesome shit from that ship (funny too, IIRC that ship was where Simon was first conceived as this hardcore catholic who monitors the mansion solely to prevent pre-marital fucking)

>K. Rool is basically Roger the Alien for the group and does several jobs around the manor with many disguises which he's been doing before his inclusion. Most can't see through his costumes and believe the scaly green mailman is just a scaly green mailman. His most noticeable job is preliminary interviewer with possible fighters. He has interviewed himself multiple times before he got in and had to kick himself out because he was getting hostile

>mistoook

absolutely fucking based

>They all live in a kind of town rather than a mansion. This not only makes more sense but leaves room for all the NPC characters like ATs and such.
>Mario tutors newer IPs on how to be good games
>Mario and Link have a kind of friendly rivalry for some reason
>The original 12 are the most respected fighters and have secret meetings
>Falco finds Falcon's 'Falcon' theme disturbing

I love the notion of newcomers having the utmost respect for Jigglypuff of all people just because she was there from the beginning. Like, the Heroes with all their decades' long legacy arrive only to bow the second they spot Jiggs chilling around.

My Roy got obliterated by Hero in online.....

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That's what you get for challenging Germans, Brasilian user

Every computer in Smash Manor is ranged banned from Yea Forums due to incessant shitposting from Wario

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My headcanon is Roy lost a duel with Solo and is still bitter about it

>Bowser Jr = Yea Forums(nel)
the based shota is /oneofus/? as if i didn't love him enough already

>implying years of being a fatass and playing vidya didnt make banjo and kazooie start browsing Yea Forums

Kazooie breathes Yea Forums, Banjo is more innocent

Ridley calls Diddy and Donkey Kong niggers, but they don't know what it means so they just get really confused

Kek .... I'm the Roy user of pic. Fuck You.

Kek .... I'm the Roy user of pic. Fuck You.**

>It is not YOU who lost that fucking bad, it was ME!

asp

>They do it so much the powers that be take note and make it an actual alternate costume in the next Smash

Rule 34 is still valid.

>They used to live in a manor until the Brawl days, and all the meetings are still held there

Even some of the fuckery ended up cute

>>Simon grumbles about sorcerous tablets being tools of Satan

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>Dixie salty as fuck that she was so close and still nothing to this day

Now there's a man. Or woman, which would make it better still.

>DLC comes with jiggly slime hat
Confirmed for not actually playing the game, the hats are sold separately

Aren't 3 of the Heroes already Links through voice?

Yeah they fucked up that one, plus Chocobo Mii outfit is cooler than Slime's

Wasn't it just OoT's Link?

based

Thing is I think zoomers would recognize Simon before they did Richter...

At first I wondered what was the reasoning behind this given I took Daisy and Luigi as an official pairing...Then I realized, yes, there hasn't been a single goddamn instance of Luigi caring for Daisy in any of the games. Wow.

>that hair spike piercing the top of the crown

Great detail

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Which three characters though?

Best Hero
Best voice actor

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Didja mean to quote something else?

Duck Hunt Dog became a Stevefag after he was fucked over in Banjo's reveal trailer.

Incredibly and irrevocably based

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>Rosalina and Bayonetta are competitors when it comes to babysitting
>Rosalina constantly tries to make sure the kids eat healthy and go to bed on time, while Bayo occasionally sneaks in a candy bar in their food

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>Rosalina is firm but fair while Bayo is the fun mom

Based headcanon.

As did K. Rool when he saw his support betrayed in seconds flat

>Snake and Simon pool their funds together and bring in a whole DDR cabinet for everyone to use
What song does your main complete 100%

>that one time the manor got haunted from being underused and luigi had to clear out the ghosts of smashbros past

>Inkling Girl does a mean Die Young
soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/dye-young-squid-cover

>Ridley never speaks to anyone and eats like a savage in public
>everyone assumes that he's just some screeching monster
>no one believes Samus when she tries to tell them that behind the blood-curtling roars, massive claws, and razor teeth there's a cunning evil mastermind
>she constantly has to foil Ridley's plots to kill the weaker fighters
>Ridley destroys all evidence she could use to show the others that he's actually sapient and far more intelligent than most of them
>he only reveals himself to K. Rool because he's also a cold-blooded psychopath and he thinks it's funny
>Ridley does all this just to fuck with her

I like to think that BotW is from the Downfall timeline only because that way each of the three Links represents a different timeline.

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I Imaging Ridley sounding like Willem Dafoe

NESS obviously has this
youtu.be/BJ0xBCwkg3E

Ridley is pretty much a prick to everyone, from terrorizing the younger kids and tormenting the adults’ daily lives

He genuinely fears for the day Doom Guy joins the roster because of what’ll happen to him

youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY

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>All four Heroes have a seriously bad gambling habit and wildly fluctuating luck.
>They keep making massive, unreasonable bets on poker night and either clean house or lose everything.
>They make random bets for thousands of gold on just about anything with whoever happens to be standing around.
>They've even been making a push to try and get a casino built in the mansion.
>They're oddly good friends with Wario.

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Rodin runs an inclusive night club
>Assist trophies get special passes for meals; Mac, Dark Samus, and Isabelle still hold on to theirs, since they came before he did
>staff often have to draw straws, in regards to who has to feed Rathalos
>Will often recommend new weapons to Shove Knight and Bomberman
>the characters that can play instruments/sing all form bands and often cooperate on songs for the night
>Karaoke is often used the most by DK and K.Rool
>the bands that play there are characters who use instruments in their games
Anything else?

>Snake
>a redditfag

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>Ness is on discord
please tell me he isn't a tranny

The Belmonts and Luigi and later Doomguy all consider Pac-Man a Master Splinter sort of mentor.

Isabelle is confirmed to be a canon twitterfag

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Yeah, but if it was a jiggly Slime Stack outfit.

>Karaoke
>G&W and R.O.B try to participate but they can only make beeps and boops

>Wario is banned from the Bluetooth speakers because he keeps playing Steel Panther

>ness isn't worldstar hip hop
ONE FUCKING JOB

This, this I like.

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>Simon wants to talk to Banjo & Kazooie about hunting the supernatural all the time
>Banjo politely/nervously nods through his graphic descriptions of the creatures he's slain
>Kazooie makes fun of his skirt, Banjo has to frequently grab her beak to shut her up, out of fear of angering this He-Man type character

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based

bullshit, I refuse to believe that this man wasn't original.

It reminds me of the picture where they all looked like Gohan and Munchie had his face as well.

based

>Banjo also has to make sure no one brings up Conker and his ancestors around Simon

>Inklings still like it, because it sounds techno

>virgin bad chad good
I'm so sick of normalfags completely misinterpreting this meme

Based

>DK and Diddy know but no one believes them

The Smash Manor is across the street from the PlayStation Allstars Trailer Park
>Raiden and Snake visit every so often
>Heihachi and Pac Man meet in town pubs for NAMCO business discussions
>Palutena equips ROB and Megaman with an Anti-Kratos security system
>Sweet Tooth wants to challenge Falcon to demolition derby
>Wii Fit Trainer almost has a stroke when meeting Fat Princess
>Parappa wants to go out with Isabelle
>The Belmonts go through a second faith crisis when they meet Zeus
>Dark Samus keeps hiding under Issac Clark’s bed every other night, while Ridley wants the Marker’s whereabouts

>Polygon man asks alucard why he didn't show up, alucard just says "I want to end my cursed bloodline" with no further elaboration.

>Rosalina gives Lucas an angry glare for staring at her chest while Bayonetta wears low-cut everything around him
>”Someone’s gotta show the poor thing, he’s got no mum.”

So the plot of Kid VS Kat. Hunter VS Pirate.

>Gets along great with Samus and Snake, and go out to gun ranges together
>starts a demon/ghost hunting squad with the Belmonts, Pac Man, and Luigi
>He and daisy have a bond that the other fighters don’t understand
>Also likes being around Rosalina, since her lumas can turn into bunnies
>is always ready to blast Bowser,Ridley, and Ganondorf in the face, in case they start any evil shit
>Joker has to constantly dodge bullets while explaining how his Persona isn’t going to bring Hell to Earth
>Mario is uncomfortable with the massive increase of firearms in the house
>has an occasional gun fight with Bayonetta whenever they disagree over things
>Inklings are always wanting to try out his weapons, so he makes a BFG that can shoot ink for them

>Joker upon his first few days living in the Smash Mansion managed to steal King K Rool and Warriors golds
>This resulted in Joker getting assaulted after getting chased by them for several hours
>The kings all have a spot where they hang out together
>KKRool always brings up whether or not DDD is a legitimate King since DDD just showed up and declared himself king where he comes from
>Stops talking about it when people bring up his legitimacy
>Mario and Luigi are naturally the plumbers of the mansion, wario sometimes helps out if it means he can find loose change in the sewers
>Palutena and Bayo frequently bicker at one another and it’s always Bayo who starts it
>the kids think Dark Pit is super cool
>Snake collects data on all the fighters and is always surprised by the newest fighter that comes along, once assumed R.O.B was some sort of metal gear and MegaMan was some fucked up result of a child soldier experiment

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Would he also think the same thing about the Inklings?

seething virgin

"No"

Bump

dilate

Bump

He takes pity on her.
She takes it as actual affection.

>G&W occasionally spawns shadow bugs whenever he is ill or is under high stress (aka. trying to perceive a 3D object)
>While Primids and other subspace creatures arise from piles, they are on the most part passive due to Tabuu being defeated
>Stray Primids either assist in the mansion's upkeep or are just simply left to wander the smash world aimlessly.
>In a similar vein, Fighting Polygon, Fighting Wire Frames, and Fighting Alloys are a natural occurrences, and either roam freely picking fights, or doing simple tasks

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that's always how the memes been tho
virigin is realistic (usually self-hate fueled) bad points
chad is over-the-top (usually jealously fueled) good points

My headcannon is that I fuck every female except inkling, pichu and pikachu libre. Also I have 100000 power lever and all my attacks are insta kill

>joker says they remind him of something from his world
>Puts dragonball on the tv
>The Dragon Quest heros love it and practice poses when no one is looking

>Metal Mario and Metal Luigi still keep up giving everyone a hard time when fighting them
>Everyone looked at Mario and luigi on what to do with them but MM and ML are separate entities and all Mario and Luigi could do was tell them they just had to defeat them in a fight and the imposter metals would go away for a while
>Dark Link only ever wants to fight Link, not even the other links, he’ll ignore your advances if you try to engage him in a fight

>Ken and Ryu have wrecked the blue falcon numerous times
>The only non-animal fighters Mewtwo seems to like are Ike and Snake
>Holding a conversation with Sonic is impossible because he keeps talking over/interrupting people and plays his music too loud
>During the cold season, Mario got a sore throats and sounded like an 80's wrestler
>Wario isn't used to bonus games like home run contest taking more than a few seconds to beat, calls it bad game design

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Isn’t Steve the villain of smash

>Angelo sometimes sneaks into smash under the guise of Hero’s alternative costume after getting banned from cucking too many couples.

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>Chrom gets to fuck femRobin whenever he wants
>No joke, literally whenever
>When she's going to her room to sleep for the night Chrom follows her inside for a nightly fucking
>When she's in battle, Chrom tackles her into a ditch and fucks her until they are defeated
>When She starts looking at Lucina with full smile, he pulls her into a nearby closet and fucks her loud enough for the manor to hear
>During any meeting or get together (usually dinner) her robes fall a bit revealing her shoulder
>Chrom comes up behind her and fucks her in front of the other fighters
>Despite this, Robin keeps trying to move on with talking to the other fighters, until it's no use anymore
>Chrom not giving a shit the entire time
>Chrom bending over Robin on the middle table while she screams about how they're definitely going to make Lucina this time
>in front of Lucina
>every time they fuck, they are somehow lucky enough to not alert Simon Belmont to their ungodly love-making
>until one day
>Robin is getting her brains fucked out by Chrom as per usual
>Simon is performing his usual Sunday Mass, but suddenly hears Chrom scream the Lord's name in vain, he decides to investigate and furiously heads towards the Dining Room
>while Robin bangs her head against the wall, she and Chrom hear loud thuds and rustling chains slowly approaching them, but they're too busy fucking to take note
>Simon arrives and has now become witness to their blatant display of debauched carnal lust while not doing it in the missionary position
>Simon say nothing and violent lunges towards them
>as Simon beats them to near-death, Chrom is still blowing his load inside Robin's womb
>some of the other fighters try to break it up
>Lucina is too scared and disgusted to do anything and just stares in horror
>meanwhile Ridley sits in the background, gleefully watching as this absolute shitshow of lust and pain unfolds

Lucas would almost certainly not use Social Media if you consider his game.

>Plant isn't in Reddit

Trash

Zelda has a crush on Link and tries to drop hints, like inviting him on picnics, holding on to his arm, even kissing him on the cheek, but he's completely obvious. He just thinks it's normal princess stuff. He does however protect her out of a sense of duty to Hyrule, which only makes her swoon harder.

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>Pac-Man acts like a cheerful grandpa and gives everyone advice
>Captain Falcon is the Johnny Bravo of the mansion
>Ken and Luigi are bros and play video games with Pit
>Wario is always trying to scam people
>Bayonetta hasn't gotten laid the entire time she's been in Smash and it pisses her off
>Joker tries to flirt but is always shot down so he writes to girls back home
>A bunch of Miis act as the support staff for the mansion, cleaning up, doing repairs, stuff like that
>Bowser Jr. pulls pranks on Ness, Lucas, and Pit, Young Link and Toon Link prank him back
>Link has a tendency to walk around in his underwear, none of the girls seem to mind
>Daisy kicks everyones ass at tennis but will accidentally "loose" to Luigi

also this

smash bros get in here...
discord.gg/EeRZs6j

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>During the cold season, Mario got a sore throats and sounded like an 80's wrestler
Based, Captain Lou was too good for this world.

youtu.be/A4vhuP7k4VM

The other ladies try to set them up, except for Sheik who realizes this Link must have a Zelda of his own, but she can never win over the rest with this argument, instead considered a party pooper or someone who won't aid Zeldie because she wants Link for herself.
>Which is partly true so it doesn't help

>Cloud tries to point out the same can be done to Link via the Gerudo outfit
>Gals respond that they did so once and not only did Link dress in it without minding in the slightest but he looked too hot for some ladies to handle
>They actually had to hide the Gerudo outfit from Link because it became what he'd wear by default
>To punish Cloud for his protest they coat the dress with glue next time

whered they get that bowser jr model

SEMENAI DE
KESANAI DE
MAKENAI DE

smash bros get in here.
discord.gg/EeRZs6j

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>Daisy's asked just how many times they've actually talked
>She confesses it's not been too many, like four at most
>The FE gals claim that's enough for marriage and set about making the two hitched asap

>He's then dragged to the girl's night out against his will
>Some of the dudes have spotted them but none will recognize him, instead thinking him a healthy looking girl

no, that would be pic related

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Still makes me chuckle, kek.

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absolutely based

>for reasons no one an explain all the Fighter Pack characters in dance in synch with each other

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Snake in this game is canonically dead

The reason why he wasn't in Smash 3DS and Wii U was because he was busy during the events of Sons of Liberty

After Snake was laid to rest by Otacon and co., he returned to Super Smash Bros since he wanted to live (he also heeded Big Boss' plea to put down the gun and live; that's why he doesn't use the SOCOM)

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does Link get to seduce Ganon in his Gerudo outfit?

My fucking hero

Without intending to, yeah. Seeing a Hylian vai wear the clothes of his people is a hell of a turn on. Link is just as clueless of the effect he has on him as he does the rest of the ladies too, more so because his concept of Ganon is entirely different from the Ganondorf in Smash.

At first, anyway. He's the scrawny little pest who dicks around while a series of better villains wait in the wings for him to die, which you think he would have after E3.

Question is who he doesn't get to seduce

smash bros get in here'
discord.gg/EeRZs6j

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Nope, DQ1 has Noboyuki Hiyama as his voice actor. None can compete with that man.

DQ3

piranha plant can slap every female's ass and get away with it

>buendos dias canela

It’s canon

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Who are those four characters to the right of Cloud?

reminds me of this classic headcanon

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Whatever you say, I'm just a fan of Yuki Kaji

>Pokemon Trainer keeps trying to catch Kirby
>Kirby keeps swallowing the Pokeballs thrown at him
>Hundreds of them
>King Dedede explains to Pokemon Trainer that Kirby may have something of a pocket dimension inside of him
>Who even knows the mystery of how that works? Who knows if leads somewhere else in the universe or is contained entirely inside of him? Who knows what's floating around inside there, in the infinite vastness? Kirby is a mysterious creature
>Pokemon Trainer gives up
>One day, Kirby coughs one of those Pokeballs up
>It's full

He cute

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...

After he killed Mario and Mega Man, I bet they would at least believe Samus.

>Mario was the first to greet the Hero, after having participated in Fortune Street. Though he was expecting only Erdrick.
>Munchi is always getting lost in the manor and is often found sneaking into girls rooms. No one gets mad at this, since they just think he's a cute mouse
>Villager doesn't like them, because every single time he plants seeds, it seems like the Heroes find and eat them. They have complained various times that they aren't upping their stats
>One time Young Link and Erdrick's Flutes got switched. Young Link liked being led to things that he had lost. Erdrick didn't like slowing his perception of time down to a crawl.

>Eight brings him companions along with him to the manor.
>Yangus keeps trying to get in on Joker’s phantom thief business, saying how a former thief like him can give Joker and his mates a few pointers.
>He also ask Villager and Isabelle to help come up with a new catchphrase besides “COR BLIMEY!”
>Spars with Wario, picking up nearby objects to try and club the other with.
>Bayonetta keeps asking for Jessica to train her how to perform a proper “puff puff” attack, much to her aggravation and Bayonetta’s amusement.
>She just asks Angelo right next to Jessica if he can be used as a practice dummy to try and recreate the attack.
>Has to hide her laughter as Jessica forces Bayonetta away while still saying she isn’t interested in Angelo.
>Simon and Richter mistake her for a long lost relative due to her expert skill level with the whip.
>There’s a betting pool set up to see if Angelo and Jessica actually get together, set up by Yagnus himself in secrecy, less wanting to face Jessica’s wrath.
>Angelo is intrigued to find out he isn’t the only pretty boy anime sword character when meeting the Fire Emblem cast.
>That said, women still flock to him more than the other swordsman.
>When asked about it, he simply stated he maxed out his charisma.
>Has been banned from poker night after getting caught with a sleeve full of aces.
What of the other heroes and their companions?

>Terry gets a chance to visit, hits it off with the Pokemon Trainers immediately
>After being given a few Pokeballs and some tall grass outside of town, Terry got a full team in less then a week
>He destroyed the trainers with only a single Pokemon each
>they now consider him their teacher and go to him for tips on making their Pokemon stronger and more effectively communicate with them

>Much like how Robin and Corrin have both their male and female selves. F.Erdrick and Sofia sometimes show up. Sofia gets along well with the girls, though they wonder how she could walk around without pants so brazenly. F.Erdrick however looks so much like her male counterpart that she's often invited for Guy's night out. She still manages to drink them under the table. So far only Wario, Diddy, Samus and Captain Falcon know the truth after she had a bit of bad luck during strip Poker.

>Morrie takes an interest in all the Pokemon and other freaky creatures in Smash and tries to start up a second Monster Arena in the mansion and invite Red and Leaf.
>The DQVIII party is amused that there's already another "Red" in the mansion
>DQ Red uses all the commotion caused by the others to steal a bunch of shit.

Hello smash community

Reminder that this is not the board for video game generals
A general is defined as "long-term, recurring threads about a specific game", such as this thread
Thanks kindly for moving over to your home on and not shitting up Yea Forums any further

>having sex in something your bro lets you borrow
unbased

based and kid-pilled

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I'm still fucking pissed that Cloud is in this game. Absolutely ridiculous.

>Snake
>Reddit
immediately dropped

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>Parappa wants to go out with isabelle
that's fucking cute!

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I was thinking of a Teen Titans-esque team to put together and I'm having some trouble with Cyborg and Beast Boy.

Young Link would be Robin
FemRobin (From FE) would be Raven
Inkling would be Starfire
I kinda thought Pokemon Trainer for Beast Boy, but that's kinda gimmicky

And I'm torn between Megaman or Incineroar for Cy. Megaman fits thematically, but he's so small, where as Incineroar fits with his larger than life personality, but is also a giant cat man.

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>Never Evers and other possible future fighters sometimes get this desire to visit the town where Smash Manor is located.
>How long they stay varies, and most just stay at a hotel nearby, funded by the Hands.
>Some even turned their visits into a sort of business.

>Reimu lives off of generous donations from Simon (supporting a woman of the cloth), Richter (supporting a fellow hunter of the unholy)
and Joker (trying to pay off some sort of guilt trip over either his thievery or his love shenanigans.
>Reimu never gets to spend the donations on fixing the shrine since she gets pulled back almost as soon as she returns to the shrine.
>Constant training fights against Bayonetta occur.

>Crash visits every now and then to practise his karting skills with Mario.
>They always get into a good-natured ribbing match over each other's karts and tracks.
>Once "caught" Red by spinning the pokeball back at him.

>The few times Lloyd shows up is spent entirely with one of the FE reps sparring with him.
>He still hasn't learned how to use both swords equally.
>The one time Colette tagged along she had to put up with Bayonetta trying to set her up with Pit or Dark Pit, much to Palutena's amusement, and spent most of her time playing with Duck Hunt Dog or trying to cheer up Cloud.
>This eventually led to once-a-summer Frisbee contests.

>Fucking Pichu
Nice

WARIOS HONKS HIS DISEASED COCK TO SHOW DOMINANCE

>Smash headcanons thread
>Posts something that is quite literally smash canon.

Great reading comprehension, player.

i had wondering if posting that would get someone to post this. thank you based gohan-hero poster

Duck hunt dog is snakes pet dog

Snake is suprisingly a good singer
Isabelle uses Twitter and Snake only browses /k/

primids are slave labor

Steve is a good guy and grotesque steve is a clone of herobrine made by todd howard

3. Play the games, retard.

>Ridley declares that he is going to say the N-word.
>About half of the Smashers never sworn or heard a swear word assume he’s going to say Nintendo, and shrug off him saying “Nigger”.
>Ridley has to give a fucking history presentation just to explain why they should be offended.
>Gets sidetracked with questions about shouldn’t the word nigger offend him to since he’s a colored person and has to go into a spiel about color theory.
>Eventually rage quits and storms off, leaving behind a text book of curse words and what they mean.
>Due to several Smashers finding how they sound funny, they decide to start using them affectionately with each other with laughter.
>For the faintest of moments, Ridley wishes he wasn’t in Smash Brothers.
>Tries to come up with ideas on how to get at Samus but can't because he's too frustrated.
>He get's so mad that he goes up to Samus and and just screams in her face.
>youtu.be/C3rQeLj29JE
>She just looks mildly pissed off and shoots him in the face.
>That day, wasn't a good day for Ridley.

>literal tumblr-tier fanfiction threads about SMAAAAASH get hundreds of unironic replies
smashfags are the absolute worst fanbase on this board.

nigger

>Meanwhile, Snake, Bayonetta, and Ken nervously look at Rodin.

>No Fun Allowed

My guess as to what the Heroes are like:

Eleven: Uptight and stiff. He's clearly trying to put on a strong front because of the responsibility laid upon his shoulders and the witch hunt pursuing him, but sometimes his real personality, that of a nervous but dutiful teenager, peeks through.

Arusu: Brash, headstrong, and the first to take charge. Despite his attitude, he never intended on becoming a legendary hero and just wanted to help people like his dad did. The most likely to do some absolutely mad shit.

Solo: Cool-headed and a bit smug. He's no stranger to weird characters and either tries to calmly talk them down from whatever stupid stunt they're pulling or goes along with it wholeheartedly, depending on how bored he feels that day.

Eight: Chill and friendly, but a bit scatterbrained. Enjoys the simple pleasures in life and is just as likely to be found resting in a field with Munchie as he is swinging his sword into an enemy's face. If he gets seriously pissed, he's easily the scariest of the four.

>Solo goes PTSD mode whenever Ditto copies him

Ridley fucks around with space pirate tech in the garage. Wolf gets pissed at how advanced it is.

>

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I like this version of him that just wants to break rocks and build all day: youtu.be/moYKfJCInZU?t=1354

Heres a few differences between steve prime and grotesque steve according to my bullshit headcanon.
>Steve Prime respects all other veterans and newcomers
>Grotesque Steve attempts smear campaigns at the other newcomers regularly assults others
>Steve Prime lives his life in a house he built with his bare hands and tends to his farm he also built with his bare hands
>Grotesque Steve has never worked a day in his life and lives in an abandoned car lot shitposting
>Steve Prime, while also wanting to be in smash, knows he might not make it in and thats ok
>Grotesque Steve attempts to steal other invites
>Steve prime has sharp edges
>Grotesque steve has rounded out edges
Hopefully that clears things up.

Obviously this youtube.com/watch?v=lPHr9ghVyNU

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Villager is definitely Yea Forums

>Smash Manor is more of a compound on the coast, perched above a cliff with a beach below and a large amount of wilderness surrounding it
>Ridley spends most of his time on top of the buildings because doors are a nuisance. He will attack Samus, female Wii Fit Trainer, Female Robin, Palutena, Zelda, Peach, Cloud, Link or Bowser on sight. Pichu hangs out with him during sunsets.
>Pokemon Trainer (male/female trainer are both here. Same with koopalings, Alph) spend all of their time training outdoors. They do not sleep inside, and they have a not-entirely friendly rivalry and will always side against each other when conflicts break out.
>Pikachu and Pichu are basically cats. Pichu is an indoor-outdoor and enjoys stalking any feathered character.
>Pikachu is indoor only and would rather nap in the sun with Duck Hunt
>YLink, TLink, Lucas, Ness, Diddy, Kirby for some reason, Bowser Jr and the Koopalings all live in their own "kids house"
>Palutena and Rosalina volunteered to watch them because they like kids. They soon realized their mistake.
>Zelda, Bowser, Fox, Capt. Falcon, Bayonetta and DK were all enlisted to help. Zelda only showed up once. Palutena politely asked DK not to help again and gave him a barrel of bananas as thanks.
>Bowser is a really nice guy when he's on his meds.
>Wolf and Capt. Falcon are bff's and spend hours working on classic cars that they'll never actually finish.
>Daisy and Peach are constantly buying toys for Pikachu, Pichu and Duck Hunt. They've recently been researching "Bear toys" to limited success.
>The Heroes are hanging out in the same places as the Fire Emblem crew. They didn't ask, and it's starting to really annoy Roy and Ike. Everyone else agrees but both secretly Robin thinks they're all cute, and shes a total freak.
>No one has ever been in Dark Samus' room. No one has ever seen her exit or enter her room. No one has ever even heard a sound.
>Dedede dared Pit to open it but Pit claimed it was locked. Dedede refused to check

this but get in the non dead server instead

discord.gg/cv5mshM

rude :(

Slit your throats

>BoTW link regularly goes on adventures and is generally not heard from for several days
>Is usually found either passed out on a mountain side sleeping in a Lynal's corpse for warmth
>Or sheild riding like a mother fucker
>The Heroes try their hand at the sport
>They have mixed results due to shitty luck

>TLink and YLink have repeatedly injured themselves emulating BotW link

>Link learns that the DQVIII hero is a fellow royal guardsman and they form a friendship talking shop and about their respective princesses.
>Corrin finds out he's part dragon and they bond over that I guess.

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ALL the DQ heroes have two songs each (overworld and battle) just like Cloud does. And they're all shitty MIDI recordings because the DQ composer despises us filthy Americans and feels we don't deserve his best work.

smash bros get in here QUICK!
discord.gg/EeRZs6j

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Mewtwo definitely recognizes that he has a whole lot in common with Snake. If he scans his mind and sees all the clone business, being a genetically engineered supersoldier, having a shitty life where he just did what he was told until he managed to forge his own path, and Mewtwo's like whoa.

>B&K probably hang out with either DK/Diddy, or mario as fellow N64 collectathon protags, catching up with what has been going on while he's been away
>K. Rool, Ridley and wario probably hang out from time to time, Wario gets pissed at ridley being an irritating shit and often wonders why K. Rool tolerates him
>every once in a while a Kings night out is orchestrated, it usually ends up devolving over everyone arguing whos both the best king and whether they are legitimate or not.
>Marth got banned from these events after that time he got mad enough at K. Rool being a lazy bastard about his kremlings that they broke into fight.

Stop echoing resetera talkpoints, he never did it because of America, DQ8 PS2 had midi in the Japanese version and orchestral in the US version.

Based and redpilled

>Ridley will instigate fights with Samus
>Samus doesn't hesitate to fight and kill him
>She once threw his corpse into a bonfire and watched him burn away to nothing
>Ridley's always back in a week with a new form

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/thread

>remixes
Someone should edit that out or something.

>Joker, the Heroes,Banjo,and Plant are buddies that hang out at the bar and get drunk every Saturday

>Ken is a chad that actively cucks Link by headfucking Zelda

>Toon Link once had Anal Sex with Ness, Lucas walked in on them, none of them ever speak about it and the rest of the cast doesn't know

>Wario is a lazy NEET who lives in the Mario Bros basement masturbating to Hentai and playing on his Nintendo Switch, makes money off of his NEETbux provided to him by Peach

>K Rool,Game and Watch,and Roy are friends and all run a Podcast together called "Faggot Killing Radio"

>BotW link once played Pro Skater and attempted to replicate the tricks with his sheilds
>Some how manages to perfect it
>This leaves the rest of the residents seriously questioning if this Link is even remotely Hylian or mortal as this wouldn't be the first time he has pulled some seriously logic defying shit with his slate.

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This has to be bait. Low quality one too.

Link is the local mad lad doing Jackass level stunts when he gets bored. Inklings and Pit chear him on. Zelda is always screaming at him about it and dragging him by his ear afterward.

>everyone having a good time chilling outdoors
>suddenly this starts playing out of nowhere as Link goes by on his shield
youtube.com/watch?v=Mvl4JYecNKU

My headcanon is that joker acts like a tryhard edgelord and irks every single member of the cast with his chuuni bullshit.
Nobody likes him and the women find his multiple advances unsavory, especially once one turns him down he just pivots to another girl in the same room.

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piranha plant slaps all the women's asses while this happens and nobody cares

discord.gg/cv5mshM

smash funcord

smash bros get in here!
discord.gg/EeRZs6j

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He and Luigi are DDR gods.

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Nice, user.

>Plant, Ridley and Duck Hunt all pretend to be dumb and animalistic
>They all keep each others secret and are constantly working together to fuck with everyone
>Ganondorf knows

>when it ended up becoming some hot link fucking inkling fanfiction
That was always the goal.

Joker has a friend running a bootleg Yea Forums for him user, he is the most Yea Forums character

>Belmonts start trying to de-witch bayo
>get proficient at breadmaking, specifically rosemary bread, and give this out to the cast on a regular basis. The loaf they give Bayo has at least triple the rosemary of what the others get
>try and get her showerhead to change the water to holy water when she's away
>try and serve holy water to her to drink whenever possible in general
>lace her comforter with rosemary
>none of this does anything, but she plays along to mess with them.

>headfucking
Is, is he fucking her with his head?

>Link very rarely uses his Guardian Bike for one simple reason
>You don't need to refuel a shield

Joker is like 21 right now, he's way too old to be spouting off bullshit like that. It's after his time, P5 takes place in 2016.

>gross
>im-fucking-plying
Leave. Don't come back.

kek

I wonder whatever happened to the user that collected all this stuff.
imgur.com/a/P7vqbtG

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based and 8 pilled.

Does this make Dharkon a black hole?

Miss Cloud is too cute, I want more

>Ken cheating
Worst post ITT

>classic akira toriyama design

as if that's a good thing

Probably, considering it sucks you into a new dimension

>Bird & Bear think they're safe?
>But Grunty's powers will make the hero's quake!
>Maybe with Magic Fire?
>Or maybe Mystic Frost?
>The last thing they'll hear--
>RICHTER, GET THE CROSS!!!
>What, that's not--
>Grunty gets dropkicked by Richter

The Piranha Plant got strong off of sneaking Peach's turnips into its mouth over several years.

Joker has stolen all of the female character's virginities.

even pikachu libre?

Correction, all the non-animal females' virginities. He's not a freak.

lame

Of course. That's Morgana's territory.

>implying joker doesn't also buttfuck morgana when he can't fuck any girls

NOO NOOOO NOOOOO EVEN DAISY?? PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>Every time Corrin goes into her Dragon form, both Red and Leaf begin pelting her with Ultra Balls because they think she is some kind of new Sinnoh legendary
>Yoshi watches this happen from a distance, letting out a long sign because Red pulled the exact same shit back in Brawl

>implying he can't get the girls on a nightly basis

>joker has romance options in his game so he can fuck all the girls XD
This is such a shitty headcanon.

>Kazooie has a journal dedicated to all the insults and quips she has for everyone in the cast including a few assists
>Only person's she doesnt write down insults for is Falco
>Mainly because she has an entire journal of insults and quips dedicated to him and him alone.

>all the villains have tea time every day to discuss villainous things, rant about their nemeses, trade villainous advice, and watch General Hosptial

That last part turned it from "heh" to "absolutely based"

>wedding colors
F O O L I S H W O M A N

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>That spoiler

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Piggybacking off of this, Daisy is mentally retarded because she's unironically interested in pursuing a relationship with Luigi of all people.

Kirby ate a pokemon

>bowser jr
>shota
Please don't

please don't what

Do I need to spell it out? DON'T LEWD THE KOOPA!!
I swear, some people have absolutely no sense of morality.
Then again, I'm on Yea Forums

but koopa junior is a hot piece of ass

user, if people will lewd goddamn Kirby then nothing is safe.

>gross

but this would mean that you have sex user

In World of Light, Cloud is freaking out on the inside because while everybody else has found the Spirits of people they know, he’s yet to find the Spirit of anyone he recognizes. On the bright side, there’s no Sephiroth or the like.

>Meta Knight using any form of social media
>King K. Rool not using Yea Forums like the shitposter he is

I imagine Meta Knight would have a wordpress account where posts chunni tier stories and autistic reviews on ships and sword play.

You would think that he would be very glad. It would mean that no one he knows was attacked. Even then, it wouldn't matter, defeating Galeem and Darkhon releases all of the captured spirits to go back where they belong.

i'm sorry that this isn't another thread about God Hand or something user

twitter.com/ya_tudoki15/
this does some cute smash stuff
too lazy to post it all

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What boards do the Yea Forums(nel) fighters go on?

My new headcanon is that the heroes mostly hang out with the links and they have fun talking about heroic stuff but all the other characters hear is a bunch of "hiyaa" "heeah" heeyya" etc

cloud can understand the heroes and the links but they won't let him join their club because he doesn't have a cool shield

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Cool hosters. MKLEO Champion !!!

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Well ryu does at least have messenger, ken made it for him, im not even kidding, his password is shown to be "kenrules" he only uses it to talk with sakura

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>Smash headcanons thread

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>Snake and Samus are fuck-buddies with emphasis on the “buddies”. They confide in each other and look to each other for support given the shit they’ve both been through and only occasionally fuck, though when they do, the whole Smash Manor hears it.

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Samus is not interested in men, and is much less interested in sex.

i think you meant little mac

>heroes hanging out together as a party
>One of the heroes gets poisoned
>dr mario is ready to help them
>the heroes go past dr mario
>they start begging simon to cure the poisoned hero

>For some reason the heroes confide in Simon and sometimes Richter and report to him everything they've done that day each night.

Yo what's wrong with Luigi?

Samus x Little Mac is kino

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He's the king of second bananas. Look at that pale skin. He's been in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake holds a grudge against Arusu for what he did to Slimeuel.

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I prefer Little Mac and Wii Fit Trainer as the gym junkie ship and Samus with her canon partner: Unending loneliness and misery.

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That works too. It's the same concept, anyway, and I guess it is more true to Samus's character.

>everyone else is average at the game with a few exceptions like Mario and Wii Fit, who are pretty good
>Palutena steps up and does an incredible job, everyone congratulates her, pit sucks as per usual
>she proudly takes the praise with a thin veil of humility
>Bayo just smirks, casually steps onto the machine, and busts out these sick moves
>everyone awestruck
>Palutena notices that Pit has a boner
>goddess absolutely BTFO and seething

That's a low blow, user. What's gotten into (You)?

Absolutely kino

>Wario buys all the younger members of the cast awesome christmas/b-day presents, but never lets any of them know they’re from him.

Lmao like human Pokemon. I subscribe.

I could definitely see Samus going for the occasional sex with either gal or lad provided the partner was alpha enough. Snake qualifies.

piranha plant then slaps both the women's asses and gets away with it

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What is Male WFT's relationship to Female WFT if any?

They have an incestuous relationship amid the 8 siblings. Octuplet bonds.

>snake is not in"doesnt use social media"

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Snake tries to hit on Samus but fails most of the time except for a couple of times where she smiles at his movie one liners

That would not be Solid Snake at all.
I don't think you know anything about him.

Seems most on this thread don't.

They occasionally substitute for each other in their home game so probably something like coworkers.

Well given how he did do this you tell me
youtube.com/watch?v=CjqCM6H6BYY

and also this youtube.com/watch?v=IEDt73hPNdU

>the one girl snake was actually into canonically got fucking killed because of him failing electric torture
>fanfic writers who've never seen or played MGS ship him with samus regardless

To be fair Smash is it's own beast where Mario is fucking pissed all the time and Ganondorf denigrates himself to applaud whoever kicks his ass.

Yoshi's Classic Mode boss is Rathalos because Yoshis are actually the young form of Deviljho

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if you're talking about Meryl, she's in MGS4 so that would mean Snake escaped with her

>makes fun of people for not playing MGS
>thinks meryl dying is the canon route
only on Yea Forums

His own mansion, capable of tackling pretty much any adventure the hero of his kingdom can, even conquering his own fears to go save said hero because he's his brother first and foremost...Bet you anything he's a better catch than you.

>canonically got fucking killed because of him failing electric torture
this is bait, right?

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Has to be. Don't fall for it!

>autistic fanfic thread
smashniggers should be lined up and shot

If only his fans did the same.

Him being so cheeky with his codecs is both a consequence of smash but also something he exclusively is communicating with his close comrades. Snake wouldn't be making moves.

Putting aside Anons mgs4 oversight about Meryl being dead, it remains true that he doesn't make a move like that generally. He flirts with Mei Ling but that's not the same as two warriors in the field.

Snake is a cold man. It's a consequence of his life.

switch Snake and Samus
Luigi is definitely /R9k/
lil mac is a twittard.

we're shit on harder than meleefags, fuck off

honestly, I never cared about smash
anyway why the fuck does this Snake look more like big boss than the Snake from MGS2
am I the only one who sees it?

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Starting with Brawl snake was designed as a hybrid of Solid and Naked. His beard was more defined to be like Naked, and he even got lines like TASTY and the like when eating, plus camo patterns.

What many people fail to understand is that most of the personality they've given solid snake in Smash Brothers lore is actually naked snakes personality during the virtuous mission and snake eater.

When people bother to put any effort into creating original content around solid snake in Smash, the giveaway of whether or not they actually know the difference between the different characters in how they portray him.

If they make him goofy that is naked snake. Solid snake is generally very dry and difficult to amuse. Highly sentimental.

To correct myself, if not sentimental, he's Introspective.

Based schizo user.

I think Pikachu and Kirby are friends.

>p5 takes place in 2016
>joker is most likely 16/17
>he’s 21
God anons are fucking stupid smash fags know fucking nothing

This nigga gets it. Naked is more outwardly goofy. While Solid can be a snarky cunt when he wants to be, and he's not opposed to making a dry joke here and there, he's definately much more down-to-earth than Naked, and that makes writing amusing scenarios for Solid harder, so they gave him Naked's personality starting with Brawl.
Having said that, him getting it on with Samus or whomever else isn't out of character for him. The guy's still human, and him and Meryl definately had a thing even if it ended poorly.

DQXI Hero actually goes to two different casinos in his game, and most of the good equipment in Act 1 and 2 requires you visiting there. I'm pretty sure the best sword in Act 1 is in the casino.

>Leglock and Handholding
unf
>Creampie
Should go hand in hand with the above, but still good.

You're also forgetting male/female Inkling and all the kinky shit they get up to. It's 100% canon that Inklings wear lucky charms to attract squids of the opposite sex

DQXI
>Erik just wanders around pickpocketing all the princesses and drinking booze. No one bothers him.
>Veronica kicks the ass of anyone who calls her a child, but gets along strangely well with the Inklings
>Serena is hosting tea parties pretty much all day every day, great friends with Peach, Daisy, Zelda, Samus, Robin, Lucina, Rosalina, and Corrin. Too innocent for Bayonetta or Palutena's liking.
>Rab is teaching Little Mac how to use magic and peep on women
>Sylvando forces Simon, Marth, Link, Cloud, Ken, Pit, Chrom, and Roy into his dancing troupe
>Jade spars regularly with Samus, and has riveting discussions about the merits of /ss/ with Bayonetta
>Hendrik regularly hangs out with Shulk and shoots the shit with Reyn.

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Casinos or some kind of gambling are in almost every Dragon Quest game. The series as a whole and its creator both have a bit of an affair with gambling. That's what the character really represents in Smash, not the combat system, the but the casinos and the lottery and all the other luck based bullshit.

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I doubt many of them are virgins. Maybe only Sheik, who is Link-sexual, the Pokemon, and Pokemon Trainer.

Yeah, but DQXI gets TWO (2) whole casinos.

fucking degenerates

So does DQVIII. There's one in Pickham and a bigger and better one in Baccarat. They give out cool shit like Falcon Blades and Liquid Metal Armor. Hell, you can find three of the things just in DQVI.

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>after being killed so many times, Ridley starts to realise that he is infact Immortal
>he goes around the manor screaming that he is Immortal and also a Deity
>he tells Palutena that he is a God of Death but she doesn't even egknowledge him
>Ridley is making a scene so Palutena vaporizes him to shut him up
>to get back at her, Ridley tries to start a cult in the basement but no one joins
>eventually he stops acting like he's a God and goes back to his usual mischief

>The Heroes from DQ never actually made it into the Mansion
>Gohan beat them up and is pretending to be 4 different people
>all the smashers are aware of this but dont seem to care anymore

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Can you blame them with all the casualties in the trailers leading up to the game?

fucking psycho

>Pikachu and Kirby became friends through their friendship with Samus

Headcanons for characters not in. Guess them
NUMBER 1
>He'd be genuine friends with Wario and Wario only
>Ness would be there as a friend but only for pity and to make sure Lucas doesn't go full berserk mode on him to avenge his brother
NUMBER 2
>Becomes Rosa's bodyguard when he arrives, Lumas call him Papa although he and Rosa deny anything; Peach knows differently though
>At his arrival he got a big group hug from Mario, Peach and Bowser, an handshake with Luigi, a nod from Cloud and teached Bowser Jr. a lesson when he mocked him
NUMBER 3
>Speeds at 6 am in the morning randomly in the mansion, just to annoy everyone and wake them up
>Sonic isn't worried he's here, he is happy to take him down in a more serious way, so he is
>Loves when people exchange him for Sonic, hates when they point out he is just a robotic copy
>Dark Pit and Bowser Jr. are the only ones he hangs out with, mutual respect with Ganondorf, Bowser usually appoints him as a babysitter
NUMBER 4
>Fanboys over Pac-Man every time he is in the room
>Hangs out with Sonic because of similarities
>Every woman in the Mansion gushes over how he is adorable
>Robin once asked to see how does his Wind Ring work
NUMBER 5
>Has anxiety issues, asks for his brothers, Little Mac and Isabelle's advices since not being an Assist anymore is a big change for him
>Last time Wario mocked him half of the Mansion blew up
>Fears Dark Samus even more than anyone else, hides behind real Samus when she appears
>Friends with Young Link and Toon Link
NUMBER 6
>Friendly nods to DK, Mario and Peach whenever they are in the room
>Cappy agreed to assist her in her moveset since Mario basically uses him for taunts and taunts only
>Whenever there is karaoke night whoever doubts about her being the queen gets KOed
NUMBER 7
>Still waiting for his invitation since Brawl
>Treats himself as the Assist Trophies' leader but they beg to differ
>Throws his tennis racket at Luigi out of nowhere

Everyone laughs at Steve.

Canon except it's Grotesque Steve, OG Steve laughs with them even if he is not in

>Porky
>Geno
>Metal Sonic
>Pauline
>Waluigi
the rest idk

DQIII
>When watching Peach and Daisy prepare meals, the Hero is astounded by the amount of black pepper they incorporate in their dishes
>He performs parlor tricks with Greninja using his bottomless pot
>He constantly barges into rooms without permission looking at every single piece of furniture
>If the door he attempts to enter is locked, he just pulls out a key chain and cycles through his keys to get in

NUMBER 1: Correct
NUMBER 2: Correct
NUMBER 3: I'm surprised, correct.
NUMBER 4 AND 5
>Didn't recognize Klonoa or Bomberman
NUMBER 6: I thought this was hard, but correct
NUMBER 7: Easiest one

Ridley and Ganondorf are constantly getting Bowser and K.Rool to do stupid shit because of how dim and easily manipulated they are.
Dedede disapproves, but doesn't do anything to stop them

Every night, Wario chooses a room to fart in while the person is dead asleep.

Holy shit, based. Why’d the thread even continue after this?

How'd you be surprised he guessed Metal Sonic? It's the most obvious by far

The slime earring has it too

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>Solid snake is generally very dry and difficult to amuse. Highly sentimental.
Solid Snake's psyche changes a lot from game to game. He's usually dry, bitter and pissed in MGS1 but in MGS2 he's in his prime mental state, he cracks some jokes and is sometimes cheerful. That being said his personality there has also room for introspection.
Also, not every codec call in Smash is goofy, take Marth's codec call for example.

Also as said
it's not out of context for Snake to hit on every chick he sees. He does it all the time, he did it with Meryl, Mei Ling, Naomi and even Otacon's stepsister.

Of course, when Brawl came out (more like, when it was in development) MGS3 was extremely popular and they had to give some of Naked Snake traits to Solid, (they did it too in MGS4) but he's definately MGS2 Solid Snake.

Someone please elaborate on this. I'm a sucker for the stuff.

Everyone saying Snake wouldn't hit on Samus is aware of Brawl's codecs where he does just that right?

>muh canon MGS characterization

It's a Smash thread. Brawl was part of Smash.

>the villains tend to hang out together
>it's like those silly 1960s JLA legion of doom "meetings"
>Bowser, Dedede, and K. Rool all get into dick measuring contests about who's the baddest bad guy and most kingly king
>Bowser and Dedede accuse each other of not even really being bad guys, they both deny it
>Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings some times attend, they just back up Bowser on everything he says
>Ganondorf is actually just full on evil but doesn't bother with the others, but respects Ridley
>Ridley is also straight up evil but prefers working as someone's second in command, so he defers to Ganondorf
>Dark Samus is creepily quiet and only ever directly interacts with Ridley
>Piranha Plant is the world's biggest Bowser fan and backs up his boss at every given opportunity

The Virgin Castlevania
>tries really hard to impress by having 2 characters in the game but can only manage 1 plus a reskin
>characters are fully voiced in English
>throws as many songs as he can into the game
>a central character from the series is relegated to a trophy
>carried into the game by Chad Metal Gear - he just asked if he could join during Brawl
>forever relegated to Pachinkodom and mobileshit despite how much he tries

The Chad Fantasy VII
>just one character is enough, everybody loves him
>doesn't bother speaking English for lazy gaijin
>just 2 songs ripped straight from his game, has never heard a new arrangement in his life
>doesn't even need assist trophies or spirits
>Sakurai went out of his way to get him from his IP holder instead of letting him tag along
>everybody waits with bated breath for news of the remake of his game

I really can't get over how dirty they did Cloud. And if it wasn't rectified in Ultimate it probably never will be.

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reposting
>girls night out
>Dark Samus was invited because technically she's female (probably)
>Samus herself doesn't seem to mind
>DSamus wants to learn how to people
>so she can manipulate them to her own phazon-related ends, of course
>not because she wants to have friends

>Bayonetta changes the topic to the boys
>most people agree Link, the Fire Emblems, and the Dragon Quests are quite good looking
>Daisy says she prefers real men like Snake, Captain Falcon, the shotos, Luigi (?), and the Belmonts
>Bayonetta and Palutena go on at length about Pit being adorable and how fit he is under the toga
>everyone is uncomfortable

>most characters from active franchises leave the mansion over time, leaving the non-active IPs behind
>duck hunt taking a nap in the yard
>Little Mac and WFT in the gym together
>Snake and the Belmonts chilling and drinking Monster White
>Lucas and Ness playing catch and video games
>Captain Falcon religiously cleaning Blue Falcon every morning, never once having doubted that he'll get another FZero sooner or later

youtube.com/watch?v=oy565z5M9bk

The Heroes don't get along well with Corrin. They heard "he's a lord who turns into a dragon" and immediately jumped to conclusions.

>Simon is trying to teach Pit how to read, specifically the Bible.
>Richter surprisingly never flirts with anyone, because he's engaged to Annette and is super serious about their relationship
>Villager and Isabelle go around funding and directing the building of monuments and attractions in the mansion's front yard
>Snake has a weird urge to kill K. Rool, eat his meat, and wear his head (due to this Snake being a hybrid of Solid and Naked)
>Little Mac is the only Christian other than the Belmonts, but he's a Catholic and they're Eastern Orthodox. Simon ranks Little Mac one point lower than Pit on his "can be saved from Hell" list

>This not only makes more sense but leaves room for all the NPC characters like ATs and such.

Three words: Assist Trophy ghetto.

True, i just wanted to get across the different kinds of intimacy. I'll probably make a new one and post it when we have this kind of thread again.

This is pretty good

As a longtime Wario fan this is grade A bullshit. Wario would NEVER fucking do something that selfless.

Alright lads time to up the autism. Post headcanons for your most wanted.
>keeps to himself to an almost autistic degree
>never speaks
>not allowed near Ganondorf or Bayonetta, and vice versa, because the last time they destroyed the East wing of the manor
>Palutena and Pit want to learn about his ventures in Hell and across dimensions
>the Belmonts want to learn of his work in slaying the servants of the Devil
>he avoids both groups
>thought Ridley was a demon at first and killed him on the spot
>learned he wasn't a demon but saw him bullying Pichu and harassing Samus, killed him again
>Ridley keeps coming back but Samus appreciates the gesture
>likes the cute animal fighters, pets Pikachu and Pichu all the time
>Snake wants to inspect his guns, but doesn't know how to ask
>for some reason, keeps an eye out for Daisy even though they've never interacted

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>Wario is the local dealer
>Ganondorf is his best customer, Wario's Kitchen Island Kush is the only thing that helps him tolerate the antics of three Links (plus there's something about that new Erdrick kid that just bugs Ganondorf but he can't quite put his finger on it)
>Wario sells Dark Pit oregano and tells him it's "dank weed from Donkey Kong Island", stupid fuck still hasn't cottoned on, he pays thirty bucks a gram too. Thirty bucks, for seasoning
>in the weekends Wario hosts an all-villains smoke sesh, they all get fucking baked as hell
>they keep inviting Richter, which pisses him off like you wouldn't believe, he insists he was just brainwashed, they don't believe him

Young Link has a few options with his Majora's Mask transformations.

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>Pit is oblivious to the fact him and Palutena are technically dating
>when other people try to explain that she love him, he thinks it's in a motherly way
>even holding hands and snuggling while watching movies doesn't get the point across
>Bayonetta walks buy and wiggles her hips a little and Pit admits to Palutena he feels funny
>she fumes

The Chad Castlevania
>A game series that is actually good and fun to play
>Belmont clan are based
>Series isn't getting a soulless remake

The Virgin Final Fantasy VII
>One of the worst entries in it's own series, a shitty jarpig.
>Cloud is a faggot twink who gets cucked by Barrett
>Has to have an "epic" remake to make his own game actually good

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>Everybody's surprised at how the Mario cast are familiar with Erdrick, apparently due to "inter-dimensional monopoly". Diddy in particular looks up to him, but Bowser and Wario write him off while Bowser Jr. is unimpressed and still thinks his dad is better.
>Diddy and Junior in general kinda hang out away from the rest of the kids, leads to the rest of the cast not really registering their existence. Thus, whenever they do something, Ness' group get blamed for it.
>All of the villains are jealous of Dracula's chair. Part of the reason Bowser bonds with him is because he knows a fellow chair enthusiast when he sees one while Ganondorf has to act all tsundere about it.
>Dracula, Malus and Soma all somehow co-exist at the same time. Luckily for the latter two, nobody really knows except for Luigi who just so happened to end up in Dracula's throne room on two separate occasions where they were on the throne instead.

>Dedede holds a grudge against Master Hand for letting Dark Matter in.
>Nobody's ever able to keep track of where it is at any given moment. It doesn't help that it likes to go around possessing people
>Knows everybody's darkest secrets as a result. The disgust it feels is unfathomable.
>Is very unsubtle about how much it dislikes Palutena and Zelda. It compares them unfavorably to Zero.
>Seemingly the only one that gets along well with Dark Samus.
>In spite of all that, Kirby keeps trying to be friends with it.

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>Captain Falcon religiously cleaning Blue Falcon every morning, never once having doubted that he'll get another FZero sooner or later
I like this one. You'll be back someday cap.

Some other user's post
>"Yeah, we do that french kissing all the time! It's great to be cultured"
>other guys are seething in the background

>Palutena struggling more and more not to cross "that line"
>it used to just be cuddling and hand holding
>then cheek kisses
>then soft, chaste kisses on the lips
>now it's hungry, lustful tongue wrestling and spit swapping for minutes on end, Palutena's hands roaming the young captain's body
>she has to physically pull herself back to stop herself, out of breathe and dazed

>Pit is still oblivious

>Dark Samus and Mr. Game and Watch are best friends but nobody knows

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Pit wouldn't figure it out if he woke up to Palutena naked and dry humping him. Again.

>DQ heroes constantly skimping on chores
>Other guys are impressed by the persuasion level of the princesses and are confused why it doesnt work when they tell them "But thou must."

When someone pisses Young Link off he puts on his Deku Mask and follows them around blaring the horns until they apologize.

>Travis lives in the Motel

And when someone does manage to get them to do their chores, they pawn them off on the non-playable Heroes and tell them that if they do a good enough job they'll be promoted from Final Smash cameo to playable alt. Hey, they wanted the Heroes to do the chores, they didn't say which Heroes.

>DQV hero regulated to doing chores
Does his suffering ever end?

>not at all remotely possible
might not be possible irl, but it could be possible vidya wise.

>Oh good morning Lady Palutena. You're up early!

Why would they? As far as they know they were on a catwalk one second and unconscious the next, apparently knocked out by the savage, mindless monster named Ridley.

>Waluigi stays in the next room
>he brings a different woman back to his room every night (surprise surprise, Waluigi got GAME)
>the walls are thin so every night Travis has to endure several hours of bedsprings creaking and Waluigi's grunts and "waa"s before he can finally get some sleep

>"So are you, Pit~"
>Palutena says this without taking her eyes off his morning wood

>lucario
>not furinfinity

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I read grab her beak as grab her neck

>Implying they wouldn't do a duet to do 2 beep channels

>still unaware, Pit mentions how weird it is that he had a dream involving Bayonetta, but he can't remember what it was about
>Palu is fucking seething

youtube.com/watch?v=xwWpmRXdYmE

You should have seen what his first job was like. Horrible working conditions, abusive supervisors, no employee benefits whatsoever. Oh, and they were building a temple for a demon lord who wanted to take over the world.

I like to think Palutena gives Pit bikini lap dances!

you have less power than if you fucked all of the cast, and I mean all.

metal luigi...?

After unlocking Luigi in Melee, Metal Luigi spawns in with Metal Mario in Adventure Mode.

>mario can capture the other fighters and learn their entire lives

I've never played DQ or Xenoblade

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to elaborate
>Palutena and Pit are together but Pit doesn't know that
>Villager and Isabelle are in an S+M/ddlg relationship
>Chrom fucks femRobin whenever her wants, wherever he wants
>Lucina and mRobin are dating
>Pacman is married
>Ken is married to Eliza

Donkey Kong fucks. Also Dark Samus deposits eggs directly into peoples throats through rough proboscis makeout sesh's. Her head helmet spreads apart.

>Everyone is scared of the Mii Fighter's because they're completely emotionless
>Samus is lowkey furious the gunner ripped off her moves, but simultaneously doesn't think she could confront her due to them being blank slates
>They also never blink, sleep, eat, etc.
>Even Master Hand is a little creeped out by them.

Dark Samus seduces the men and infects them with the Phazon clap.

>Donkey Kong fucks
Falsehoods. He can experience cartoonish attraction to voluptuous gorilla babes like Candy Kong but doesn't know what sex is.

Excuse me but Tex Avery wolves also awooga awooga but you know for a fact they fuck because cartoonists are filthy perverts.

If Banjo and Kazooie know Conker, they know what sex is.

Okay, good point.
I imagine Kazooie knows but Banjo doesn't.

Underrated post.

Kazooie hits on Falco and the Duck Hunt Duck non-stop.

FUCKING BASED HOLY SHIT

Duck doesn't give a fuck and thinks she's a ditzy thot. He and the dog are best buds after a tumultuous relationship when they were younger. Bro's before hoes.

Does Falco reciprocate?

Falco doesn't date birds, he's only into other species chicks and weird aliens. He's got the hots for Dark Samus.

>Also Dark Samus deposits eggs directly into peoples throats through rough proboscis makeout sesh's. Her head helmet spreads apart.
FALCO GET OUT OF THERE

Oh, annnnd...
>Ridley and Bowser have an unwitting partnership due to him speaking both grunts and English
>This consists of Ridley smashing into whatever building Bowser is in, grabbing him, and taking him elsewhere to be a middleman
>Despite this Bowser is just glad to find someone else he can talk to
>Also, Ridley is treated like an animal by the main cast and they think Bowser translating for him is a joke

wouldn't megaman still be awake though?

Ridley seems like he'd be a total shit. Like just the biggest fuck around.

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Oh totally, they're based in thinking he's just some backward savage. He lets them think that.

No, he's already in a "secret" three way relationship with Fox and Wolf. I use quote marks because everyone knows about it, but Fox, Falco and Wolf don't know that everyone knows. Nobody says anything about it because it's just so funny seeing the excuses the three of them come up with to leave at the same time, they really think they're getting away with it. Unfortunately nobody remembered to let Banjo and Kazooie in on it. Probably because, again, it's funny to see Kazooie keep hitting on Falco and not getting the many hints he keeps dropping that she's barking up the wrong tree.

Bayonetta invites Jeanne over some times. They bring fancy, expensive gifts for the kids and friendly adults. When Jeanne stays overnight they have hardcore, kinky lesbian sex really, really loudly. Pretty much everyone finds it awkward except maybe Wario who beats his meat to it.

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Ridley has confused every blond in the house for Samus several times before. People figure he'd being an asshole but he genuinely can't tell the difference between her.

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If Cloud is such a virgin in this scenario then how come he got into Smash like, a whole game earlier

He used to be a chad but the move to ultimate made him a virgin.

>he spends like 10 minutes telling Ken how much he wants to kill him and remodel his shithole

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>remodel his shithole
Top kek, has Ridley told EVERY blonde this?

Please be patient, these anons have autism.

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He shows up to the villains' weekend smoke sessions at Wario's place and kills the bong in one hit. After that though he gets super mellow, the other villains were baffled the first time they saw Ridley go from being the biggest dick in the universe to the chillest dude any of them ever saw in one hit. Motherfucker never brings any snacks though. And he eats all the snacks everyone else brought, so they have to send Dark Pit out on a snack run.

Simon has handed him a pamphlet on the dangers of homosexuality

>Wario acts like an uncle to the newcomers/child characters
>Except Lucas and Ness.
>They fucking scare him after Subspace Emissary
>Due to his connections to Mario the kids treat him like the cool uncle who lets you do whatever when you stay over
>He spends most of his time lounging in an armchair telling them stories from his treasure hunting escapades

>"You monkeys all look the same to me."

The Heroes are persuaded that Ness and Lucas come from the far off future of their own world, based entirely on how they fight.

Kirby sucks

>K. Rool avoids anything concerning sex
>acts above it all or acts oblivious if asked
>Kremlings (or at least the ones anyone sees) are all clearly male
>most are pretty built & don't wear clothes
>K. Rool himself likes hanging around Ridley and Incineroar, ignores all women

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>"Young man, I do believe that Ridley person is a degenerate homosexual. Do mind to take care around him."
>Samus confused that THIS is what makes Simon wary around Ridley and not the fact he's a bloodthirsty, heartless war criminal

But he literally didn't change in the move
I think DQ fans are just coping pretty hard

Richter.
Get the whip.

>they all live together in one big mansion
That's some drawn together shit right there

I never played DQ but you have to admit, two songs and no spirits whatsoever is plain bad treatment for Cloud.

I like to imagine Simon is almost exactly like the Captain N depiction, egotistical and somewhat dumb but good at what he does.

>Ridley confuses every blond for Samus
>Samus is confused for a male
>people figure Dark Samus is just Samus but she didn't take her back pain medication today

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>scalies and barafags ruin everything: the post

What about the Assist trophies?

Many fighters get uncomfortable fighting Inklings or watching them fight, with how lewd their movements can be perceived.

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>even Ridley thought Samus was a guy

No one knows how to use the Chad meme anymore. Fuck Reddit.

I now see Capt as a second father figure for Lucas.

Shulk is in a committed relationship.

>Ridley mentions K. Rool's wife to everyone to kill the rumor
>K. Rool thanks him for covering

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>mario molests the orange inkling girl and she's too ashamed to tell anyone about it

>snake jerks off into everyone's shampoo

>daisy doesn't fully wipe

>k. rool tortures cats

>all of the fire emblem characters are vehemently racist

>wario raped peach and was never convicted for it

>luigi is a faggot and has a penectomy fetish

>samus pisses in public and gets off on it

>Ridley straight up can't tell the difference between human males and females, period. They all look like food for him.

>Tifa brings a spare set of clothes because she loves him and hates seeing him get that flustered
>Other girls start gossiping because she is a 10/10 and all the guys are taking notice.

>>all of the fire emblem characters are vehemently racist
Not ike

>fighters are allowed to have guests over
>BotW Zelda comes over
>both Zeldas compete to get Link's attention, mainly with food

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>"I fight for my friends
>but none of my friends are NIGGERS"

I mean, personally I prefer Cloud's good songs over DQ's midis. So I really don't agree

>smash zelda cucks botw zelda and makes her watch in the closet while dressed as mickey mouse and crying

>BotW Link hates both of their cooking and knows he could cook circles around the both of them but he pretends to like it because he doesn't want to offend

>Waluigi has high score and is the deity of DDR
>Sonic thinks he is cheating because he still cant beat him, sets traps and cameras to see if he can catch him in the act
>He is just that good

I like to think Toon Link is on everybody's good side. He's totally silent but he pays attention and reacts through body language, and he won't run away if you're talking no matter how long you take, making him a very good listener.

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>Cloud is pissed off when others ask if Tifa's single
>some crass characters (Wario, mostly) spread a ruor that Cloud is gay for not tapping Tifa's ass 24/7
also your trip is active, if you didn't know

473036414
Plot twist: K. Rool actually does have a wife. They're very happily married. And they've had Ridley over for dinner once a week for the last ten years. Their kids call him Uncle Ridley, and he spoils them rotten. K. Rool likes to keep his work and personal life separate. He really doesn't care that everyone thinks he's gay, if he even realises that they do.

>Lucas and Ness invite Porky over for a play date
>He's still in the capsule after Mother 3
>KKR and Ridley steal it from them and play volleyball with it

>Ridley is really nice to Pokemon and non-human kids

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Oh shit, meant to reply to

Ridley thinks humans are the niggers of space.

Ah. Thanks.
>In addition to the gay rumors all the worlds without internet have grapevine knowledge and somehow think that Cloud is a LITERAL anime character no matter how much he denies it
>Joker deals with the same shit and the two bond over this and their ties to Sony
Even the likes of Ridley and Ganon dont touch that subject. The nintendo characters find the fall of their former rivals a saddening affair and Cloud and Joker snaps at anyone if bring it up.

No, Ridley is only nice to K. Rool's kids. He doesn't tell anyone about K. Rool's family because if word got out that big bad Ridley has a soft spot, it would ruin his reputation.

>Samus brings THE BABY
>no other fighter has seen her so happy as when she is coddling THE BABY
>she brags about THE BABY being the cutest thing ever to the other girls
>no one says anything other than nervous chuckling or half-hearted agreements
>except Rosalina who think's it is adorable

Fucking blonde space bitches.

good headcanon

>"Samus, it's latched onto my head and is draining my life energy."
>"I know! Isn't it just ADORABLE?"
>"No seriously, get it off, I'm starting to feel woozy."
>"You're just being overwhelmed by my baby's cuteness."

>Ridley is racist towards humans
>it's very awkward at the villain meetings when it comes up
>"I'm not racist, but I don't see humans as anything but food. Not you of course, Ganondorf!"
>"What? I'm not racist! Some of my closest friends are human."

>Ganondorf
>human

>She sometimes has Lucas babysit
>Lucas and Ridley have literally fought each other to within an inch of each other's lives to keep the BABY safe
>PK LOVE Omega bitch
>No one believes this due to Ridley's lies

Ridley keeps asking Ganondorf why he doesn't stay in Ganon form 24/7 and if he's ashamed of his monstrous heritage.

>Captain Falcon and Kirby actually have animes, unlike Cloud or any FE fighter for that matter
>this doesn't stop the fact that everyone thinks Cloud is "the anime swordsman"

Oh. Only played melee with friends. Pretty neat.

>Donkey Kong and K. Rool are both incomprehensible due to their animal grunts
>they sing in the shower better than anyone anybody's ever heard

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Back on the Gamecube when I had melee my cousins and I played a lot.

>captain falcon is chief of police
>samus is his ex gf but he's dating daisy (the peach color palette swap who has a mexican accent)
>marth and roy are partners and detectives
>link is a cop

>dr. mario is just mario practicing medicine with a fake license
>gives roy medication that makes him grow breasts
>was arrested and put in prison with bowser and donkey kong once

I wonder if my cousin remembers all this shit. We outta play Ultimate sometime since everyones back.

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Aren't Gerudos a race of the humans / Hylians?

Ganondorf acts high and mighty but is actually terrified about the fact that there are three Links around.

Ganondorf is even more pompous than usual, since apparently this "Smash" establishment is so scared of him the goddesses summoned three heroes to keep him in line.

Oh and also Sheik was a vigilante Batman hero who all the cops thought was the baddest, manliest man ever even though it was secretly just Zelda who always pretended to be surprised by Sheik disappearing as she arrived.

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>I thought you liked kids, Bayonetta. You have a problem with my child?
>(Bayonetta is passed out on the floor, THE BABY still sapping away at her energy idly)
>the other villains make fun of Ridley for losing to a scaredy cat kid like Lucas
>Ganondorf is surprisingly kind to Ridley about it, having had his ass served to him by literal children before

Ganondorf is baked all the time because that's the only way he can tolerate their presence. Wario's Kitchen Island Kush is what keeps him from putting his sword through their heads.

Ganondorf also doesn't like Erdrick, but he can't figure out why. Something about him just rubs Ganondorf the wrong way.

That's actually kind of cool.

>Ridley has a paternity complex
>literally no other "Ridleys" exist so he will never have kids of his own
>treats K. Rool's so great as a result
>tries to kill and/or eat all other kids he finds

I think an easter egg confirms that the DQ1 hero fucks at least.

Oh and speaking of which!

I saw this a few months ago and it blew my mind. Almost the same exact scenario we came up with way back in the mid 00's.

youtube.com/watch?v=jH5Vfe_pDuw

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Oh my God, Ridley is a cool wine aunt.

Who is your never-ever roster addition?

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Well, yeah, the heroes in 2 are his descendants.

Maybe your cousin got into animation, lmao

My head canon is that the Sheik in Ultimate is Twilight Zelda from the previous games. She never left guys.

>jigglypuff sang a concert for the cast once and only a few people clapped (most were asleep because its Jiggly)
>she acts friendly while planning exactly how they're going to violently KO the character they're hanging out with
>Zelda likes Link and teases him but she doesnt want to date until they're both a little older
>Samus has fun fighting most of the characters, is probably smiling under the armor at points
>wii fit trainer wants captain falcon to notice her
>captain falcon and fox have a destructive sparring session everytime they hang out, no matter where
>ness is cocky and gets a kick out of KOing opponents the way he does

Ridley thinks he's a human

Dark Matter
Outside of that, the closest thing to non-"literally who" would be Garland.
If we're going full "Literally Who", then Mag Launcher from Evolution Worlds, probably with Linear Cannon, in a sort of Ice Climbers or Pokemon Trainer set-up.
Yeah, but I recall reading about an easter egg where, if you take a dancer or the princess to the inn while they're following you, the innkeeper implies that you have sex.

Isabelle has fucked half the cast, Olympic village style. Most of her partners don't know they aren't the only one, not because she's secretive, but because she assumes everyone is doing it so it isn't worth bringing up.

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Sheik and Greninja don't get along with K. Rool or Ridley. I don't think I need to explain why.

I did this with four people once.

I'm retarded, explain.

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Based was it worth it?

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Ridley thinks Ganondorf is a monster pretending to be a human because he's ashamed of his monstrousness.

More like
>Isabelle cant get laid at all because nobody on the cast is Canadian
>only offers she gets are from Duck Hunt

None of them ever found out. I'd say two of them were worth it.

>he'll never explore the minds of video games most iconic characters

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If you do the hidden bonus quest/secret ending in Twilight Princess you go on a sort of date with Zelda and she brings up a fear of reptiles and dragons

Really? Ninjas vs. Pirates, the age old rivalry.

would he get along with joker

King K. Rool swaps personas all the time and gets very into them. Nobody outside of the Kongs ever realize that it's him and everyone simply believes K.Rool has a long line of brothers.

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>The Belmonts hold Sunday Mass every week, and most of the cast goes not because they're religious, but simply because the Belmonts are so damn nice.
>Snake gives Joker pointers on proper gun maintenance since he's no longer in the Cognitive World
>Young Link thinks Cloud's hair is cool and wants to ask him what does he use to make it look as it does, but he doesn't know how.
>Bayonetta holds strip poker sessions for the older members of the cast in the Manor's pimped out basement. (Wario is a regular presence).

I thought it was because Sheik is Smash's Batman and K. Rool was like Killer Croc or something.

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>Wario isn't used to bonus games like home run contest taking more than a few seconds to beat, calls it bad game design

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Diddy still gives him the benefit of the doubt because his girlfriend knows a whole bunch of bear brothers who look the same.

Mii Fighters most certainly are Canadian, look at their soulless eyes

Nah, he'd know by that point, considering that K.Rool does it all the time.
I was kinda referring to the Brawl (?) "Captain K.Rool is King K. Rool's brother" thing.

>the fighters take turns cooking dinner
>when it's Wario's turn he always uses a shitton of garlic, only Simon and Richter can tolerate his cooking
>they invited Alucard and Dracula over for dinner when it was Wario's turn to cook once, it got super awkward
>Ganondorf cooks traditional Gerudo dishes (with stolen ingredients as per Gerudo tradition) with a ton of spices that make everyone else except Bowser, Ridley and Charizard shit fire
>fun fact; the Superspicy Curry used in the fights was all prepared by Ganondorf
>he's very proud of it, it's a secret recipe from one of his mothers
>Kirby makes cake
>every time
>and it always seems to disappear before anyone else can get a slice

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>Link is one of the best chefs in the manor
>full course meals made from scratch with fresh ingredients he harvested himself

how the fuck is this thread still up?

I dunno, but it's hit bump limit now.

>Isabelle is a really good chef, but she always cooks too much food, even for an entire manor, deliberately.
>She's like a doting grandmother that wants to see her grandkids fatter when it comes to food.

Just don't ask him how he acquired the meat, that grisly story will spoil your appetite. One time he made beef stew (actually bear stew) and there were broken arrow heads floating in the pot. He just picked them out and served everyone their stew.

>Ridley goes to great pains to prepare everyone's favorite dishes
>except Samus, who gets a photo of Ridley flipping her off between two slices of mouldy bread

>He brings Denzel and Marlene to the mansion sometimes
>Bowser Jr has a crush on Marlene and Barret has been teaching Denzel to fight to keep him away

>That one time Cid dropped Cloud off at the Manor in his Highwind
>Ended up getting into a profanity-filled shouting match with Wario before he left.

Kek