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The following sentence is false.
The previous sentence is true.

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>computer, simulate cloaking field generator
>computer, disable safety protocols
>computer, rev that shit up

The entire series of star Trek is actually just billions of people who live inside a giant holodeck unknowingly. BwAAAAAAAm.

Real life is also like that.

Why didn't they just ask Lieutenant Barclay what all the secrets of the universe were when his IQ went to 1300?

Yes

Why didn't Riker choose to join the Q Continuum when given the opportunity?

The answers to these two questions may be one and the same.

ship sensors can detect intruders better than a security guard looking at 1000 monitors. security officers can determine the appropriate level of force necessary to subdue intruders better than a machine gun mounted to the wall. force fields can funnel the intruder into a deck that has been evacuated.

Federation policy is to not ask favors from godlike beings, and instead when possible try to remove their godlike powers ASAP. The existential threat posed by a being like Q or the super-Barkley just isn't worth any answers they could possibly provide

>that episode where Barclay's DNA caused the entire crew to de-evolve

Don't play with fire.

is there a guide or anything for only the good episodes of next generation? Or should I just sit and watch all 7 or so seasons

You should watch it all, no exceptions.

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start at season 3 and watch everything in order. only watch seasons 1 and 2 after you run out of other star trek to watch.

I even watched seasons 1&2
They have good episodes, particularly season 2.

Season 1 has one really good episode

Why would cowboys and nazis start killing random people for no reason?

that's prefect, thanks
I just went in blind and got to ep 4 of season 1 thinking that the quality dropped off super hard after the cage fighting match in ep 3

>mfw this is the best thread on Yea Forums
>mfw best thread is just a shitty holo sim
>mfw positronic brain cant compute

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>user, his thread 404'd

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I don't understand hate for "Up the Long Ladder", unless you're "Hey, DNA doesn't work that way" science purist. I find this episode absolutely charming, very TOS.

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>been watching TNG slowly for years
>just hit season 7
No, I want it to last forever

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All good things, user, all good things

Data and Geordi, hypothesizing wildly.

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this reminds me did anybody play that ds9 game? anyone know where the fuck to find a copy of it?

Dukat did nothing wrong

>Troi turns into a frog
>Warf into a crab monster
>Human crew turn into apes
>Barklay becomes a spider
The fuck is wrong with Barklay

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All Bajorans need to be eradicated

Pavel, when the plane fell.

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is there a chart with Star Trek games and TC mods to play and to avoid?

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Honestly how has the rest of the galaxy not agreed to just gang up and genocide the Romulans yet?

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Was Lore the single worst thing to come out of TNG? He even managed to ruin the Borg.

Was it a good game?

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I personally enjoyed 2 more, i loved modding shit out of it.

Lore was ham-fisted in his first appearance. The evil twin brother trope is so fucking worn. He was surprisingly good in Brothers with Noonien Soong but yeah, having him be the leader of a Borg cult just felt contrived.

Luthor, 40 keks in tow.

user I tried looking at that image but it and your entire post were deleted. Weird.

So good. 2 was also good and 3 (the Sins of a Solar Empire mod) is also good. The series was made for strategy.

Also try the Stellaris mod if you haven't already.

before or after the phoneposter invasion?

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>Todd Howard, his lies believed

>Square Enix, their pre-order bonuses rampant

Irl most cowboys were niggers or mexicans.

Was Star Trek Legacy ever released on PC? I remember years ago there were some old videos on youtube of ships like the assimilated Intrepid and I had no idea how that was possible

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No, but I've played a lot of them?

The 25th Anniversary one: a point and click adventure game and battle sim: Yes. TOS era. I don't like but have poor taste.
The Star fleet command ones: Entirely space battles and a tiny bit of strategy. Play as fucking furries nobody even remembers! Play as Tholians! Run ramshod over fucking Klingons with your leet tactical skills. Pretty dated now compared to literally any other space battle sim in the last 15 years, and very light on star trek beyond "Nice ships"
A final unity: Okay this is a point and click, but it is hardcore full on basically "a 5-episode arc" of TNG. Fully voice acted by the crew (varying levels of efforts, Sirtis clearly didn't understand this was going to be her laughable career later, Frakes is actually pretty fucking good) and a lot of the puzzles are outright solved by "being picard". Fun tip: You can plot a course straight to romulus and claim to three romulan warbirds it was a navigational error. Comes with an absurdly in-depth engineering section that is amazing for its redundancy. Play this one if you basically want a new episode of TNG. Say hi to the shellfish for me.
Star fleet ship designer 1 & 2: literal shovelware, design ships with no resource limitations via fucking drop down menus to go on missions that crash the game. I may have been one of dozens conned into giving up $12 for a game that must have cost cents to make.
Elite force 1&2: ID raven engine era FPS. Manages to make Voyager appear badass. Should be given a nobel for this alone. "What if we weren't retarded about exploring hostile space?" the game. Still slightly retarded.
Armada: People liked it, sorry I never played it.
Bridge commander: Lots of people liked it at the time, I don't. Apparently modded to hell its actually pretty amazing. Command a ship, literally from the captain's seat. Immediately realise your Mr. Worf is retarded and do his job for him every time.

Owner is wearing classes yeah yeah yeah when I saw the the back in my day we didn't have no fancy ketchup we had hates you and run to make it we had to take possum tails out backing smash and were rocks course bagmen and wasn't called ketchup just called a blood

Yeah it was. Not a great game by any means, but I had plenty of fun with it. Had tons of mods for ships and scenarios too.

Oh man, I might have to download that shit. Haven't played it in years and with mods it could be absolutely boss. ENT was my favorite era

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Damn, janitors don't even know the 'disengage safety protocols' meme anymore.
F

>literally the title of the last episode

god damn it user.

>want to buy PAK Odin transforming figure
>look online
>no longer in production
>2nd hand market is gouged to absolute fuck, nothing less than $400
Why are SE products so extortionate?

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Yea Forums memes belong on reddit.

OP is a fag.

I remember having fun with the Star Trek games for SNES.

Oh God, I could hear it in his voice.
I miss TNG, I think it's time to go back.

Isn't there a new series with Picard coming?

Yeah, but the test audience reactions have been mixed from what I hear. I can't imagine it could hold up to my nostalgia anyways.

Hadn't heard anything about those screenings, so thanks for that info.
I honestly preferred the original series and Voyager anyway. TNG was an oddball, and DS9 was garbage.

so should I watch star trek?

yeah its pretty cool i guess

Yes, but be aware that they all have pretty bad first and second seasons.

Tell me, Captain...If the Federation is so great, why are there no good Star Trek games?

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Elite Force was pretty good, basically a reskinned Q3.

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It gets mentioned multiple times that running a holodeck requires massive amounts of energy.

so where can you watch 20+ year old shows these days?

Pirate them or buy them.

Star Wars has Kotor, Republic Commando, Tie Fighter, Battle Front 2, all fine games across genres. Where, I must wonder, is the trek kino?

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pirate them or all the shows are on netflix
i don't know where the movies are but you can just pirate them (the tng movies suck balls)

What makes Star Trek good is good stories to watch and enjoy and maybe discuss afterwards. Most of the Star Trek games rely on battles and muh phasers to make it 'fun' when it's really not what the fans want.
tl;dr it's the 1992 25th anniversary game that's the best

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star trek is a series primo built for a fucking good rpg yet there are none

It's easier than ever, isn't it?
Back when I watched Star Trek, I had to sit in front of the TV at certain times on certain days of the week, and hope the channel wasn't messing with the order of episodes. Also, fucking ads.

>the tng movies suck balls
This.

KHAAAAAAAAAN is peak Star Trek as far as the movies go.

I'm literally watching it right now
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Apologize right now

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first contact sucks are you out of your mind
just because it sucks less than the other tng movies doesn't make it good

I just want a "series" type of game with a relatively small core crew of characters and lots of relatively inconsequential encounters, main point being in the crew coming together and developing as characters, along with exploring exotic planets, species and cosmic locales.

No huge galaxy-threatening plots, or if there is one it should take up 2-3 final encounters or "episodes," with a few foreshadowing events along the entirety of the game.

We have the fucking technology.

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Mass Effect 1 is the best Star Trek like game imo

pleb

TODD HOWARD
AS HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAIN

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Gareth is the only good spoonhead.

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the reaper shit kind of ruins it but for the most part i agree
a proper attempt at a star trek like rpg would be amazing though

lmao liking first contact is pleb as fuck though
its a terrible shitty action movie that directly contradicts aspects of the characters and the star trek universe as a whole
how retarded do you have to be to think first contact is patrician lmao

>its a Q episode

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Is the Orville worth a watch?
I forced myself to watch Discovery season 1 cause, no fucking star trek has had a good season.
Couldn't be bothered to even start the 2nd but I feel an urge for something "new", and the Picard series seem to scream Nu-Trek.
As much as I want to see Spinner and Stewart and fucking Ryan do something togheter, I'm 75% sure it'll just be a shitfest that not even Stewart can save.

Not sure what you are implying, since everybody agrees Q episodes are the fucking best in the entire franchise

At least you get some enjoyment out of watching Picard trying hard to not go along with his shit.
>its a Troi episode
Oh boy, time to watch her moan and scream in agony while there's literally nothing around.

ME is more Babylon 5. That entire show is in the game including the main plot being basically the same.

q is a fun character mainly because of the performance and his chemistry with picard but the idea of the q is fucking retarded and i hate all the magical shit in star trek
fuck vulcans and fuck betazoids and fuck the prophets

They kind of did that in Battlestsr Galactica. The Cylons could do something called projection that let them see their spaceship or anything as anything they wanted. It was implies to be related to VR technology in the past.

Space. The final frontier.
These are the progressive adventures of the Discovery. Its continuing mission : to explore strange new sexualities. To boldly go where no straight man has gone before.

this is the power of math!!!!

>i hate all the magical shit in star trek

You hate beaming, warp drives, etc.?
Then why do you watch Star Trek at all?

I've been spoiled by the remasters of TNG, does DS9 hold up in comparison? I saw some Voyager episodes a while back and they looked alright in terms of visual quality.

yeah but you can accept stuff like warp drive as just being advanced technology
shit like the vulcan mind meld is straight out of some dumb fantasy novel

u mad Picard? Want me to let you get back to pretending to be a Shakespeare character stuck out of time?

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It's alright. Does a better job at being ST than STD.

S2 is a lot better. Less shitty Seth "humour" and better/longer episodes.

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H-how do you make 7 seasons last *years*? I mean, it must barely feel like you watch it at all. An episode a week? Two? How do you keep interested at that pace?

Molyneux, promising everything

Yeah, normally an episode a week, normally on Fridays. I did take a break of not watching it for a while, but I came back. I've been watching more recently.

Mass Effect 1 & 2. It's why it got so popular, even if there was some of the galaxy-threatening to it, especially in 2.

Not that user but it's better than today's culture of binging every episode (all episodes released at once as well). hate it

Yes she was a hologram. But still counts.

>its an 'o'brien must suffer' episode

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>just watching Frame of Mind from season 6
This thread made me panic and now I'm scrambling to get my hands on DS9 asap to make the TNG withdrawal as painless as possible.

I see. I can respect that.

I agree, I grew up with one episode a week of whatever myself, but I've been spoiled by full season releases, boxsets, and far too much free time. I don't even watch a show now unless I can do so in large chunks or two-three sittings.

I have so much fun shit to consume at this point that even a slow episode can send me onto something else, never to return. It's actually pretty fucking tragic.

Don't worry. DS9 is better. You're in for a treat

Don't lie to the man like that

Holograms are more fucked up than droids in star wars.
>Initially presented as "NPCs made of photons and shit don't even worry bro its like fucking a lamp.
>Almost immediately episodes of holograms demonstrating self-awareness and sentience
>Federation: just a malfunction!
>Federation: Scratch that, now its a feature: Let's have clearly sentient and aware lamps as: Doctors/plasma scrubber slaves/budget version of Frank Sinatra
>People who are so fucking enlightened by centuries of no poverty, famine or pestilence, who are so uptight about self-determination they pitch a shitfit over buzzing cave people with your shuttlecraft yelling "GET SOME CULTURE UGGERS" totally fine with all of this.

At least people in Star wars don't generally pretend to be enlightened, bless their hearts. Apparently we're going to be totally cool with shackling light that thinks.

>decided to finally sit down and start watching TNG for the first time
>it's really good
Why did I put it off for so long?

Friendly Reminder that Dukat did Nothing Wrong

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Not that user, but I think DS9 is more consistently good, while TNG has higher highs, but also lower lows.

Is there one of these for every series? Can anyone post them? I've already seen it all, but this is really useful for re-watching episodes

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>30% chance of forcing us to suffer with him by making it a keiko episode.
T-Toradh mé!

Sometimes I binge watch, but I find a lot of series too long to do that in one go. I also have the problem with that where I end up watching far too late into the night to finish something off.
I do have a problem though if I really like a show with watching the last episode. I'm sure there's a bunch of shows I've not finished properly since watching the last would mean it's done.
I'll probably move onto DS9 after, true.

That always bugged the shit out of me like the episode were Data made a daughter and the Federation wanted to take her away even though we just had an episode about Androids being sentient. The hologram stuff just made it worse.

Except that one ferengi episode

DS9 has best character

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Yeah it's fun, I've only seen seasons 1 and 2 though.

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Until the end of season 6. I didn't know what it meant to be his enemy but it seemed to resolve around the writer's desperately panicking that they'd made the antagonist too legit.

>"Don't act like you don't love that I bring some excitement to your dreary sci-fi charades, you insignificant inferior lifeform." *drinks cum*

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It is a trapped in a cave episode.

I always wondered what poor fuck had to mop the holdeck, whether security kept track of content in holodeck programs, and just how 'far' you could take a fantasy in Starfleet/Earth culture before someone would step in. There is a lot of wiggle room between flirtatious banter with a scantily clad dancer and fucking a # year old you've just dismembered while watching a pack of dogs have a go with its twin after a horse has already had a go and futas with quadruple D tits whack off to the show.

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>trek threads on Yea Forums

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It's STD with Picard dropped into it. It's going to be a giant piece of shit.

>Computer, locate Commander Riker
>Commander Riker is in Holodeck Four.

The thing I really need to understand is why were his lips goddamn blue in Voyager?

There's one for DS9. Not sure if one exists for TOS or Voyager. Definitely none for enterprise that I know of

here's an improved guide

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>the one where data goes on trial for not being a man
>Riker flipping Data's off switch
The best TNG episodes seemed to be the ones where they were debating philosophy. The worst ones were any where Wesley took focus.

I've got to episode 5 of season 1 of TNG. I've liked most of it so far. Should I start jumping around with episodes or watch all of them in order?

He just said he's already seen everything in the very post you quoted

Riker doesn't need holodeck for shit like this.

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In order what the fuck? Why would you jump around?

You're just mad you can't freeze time

They built up the Bajorans as very dangerous religious fanatics that constantly kicked up shit and dragged the federation into a war.
The Bajorans behaviour proved Dukat was right about them and that he really was too fair on them.

Really, the only thing that Dukat did wrong was sticking his dick in Bajoran pussy. He had a massive wrinkly-nose fetish.

Because he's got ADHD.

Just watch all of them in order. Even the bad episodes are vaguely entertaining and you can reference them for meme potential later, if you want.
>it's a "Space Irish set up a moonshine still in the cargo bay" episode

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>that episode of DS9 where O'brien's wife is turned into a loli

Phew, that was a close one, Geordi.

>it's a tasha yar episode

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>Inferior technology
>Slower, weaker ship
>Less allies to call on
>Smaller crew
>Didn't have specialists onboard for literally everything you can think of
>Less infrastructure to back him up / constantly going into unexplored space
>Younger / less experienced

Why was he so much more successful than Picard? Many of Picard's missions ended in failure or in an unsatisfactory middle ground.

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You best not be talking shit about the blarney bloods boyo.

imgur.com/a/XwHGU

Have fun with your rewatch, senpai

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That happened in TNG, memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rascals_(episode)

Or did that happen in DS9 too?

You leave my late 80s softcore porn goddess alone.

Data hogs some of the best episodes in the series. How does he do it?

Data shouldn't have been allowed on any starship after the time he suddenly silently tried to kill everyone on the bridge and hijacked the ship, and the entire crew was powerless to do anything about it because Data knows everything.

>A-Delta
>Alpha Delta

If you want to watch something new sure, it's like mcfaglane pitched a scifi comedy but what he really wanted to do is a true star trek like series, so the "jokes" feel like they were added later like "oh shit we were supposed to be doing a comedy, weren't we" in a hurry.
Most of them are not really that funny, but also not really that intrusive either, some of them can be cute even.

I couldn't go past 2nd episode in S2 of STD. S1 was awful except for those episodes dealing with the mirror universe, shit was too absurd not to like it.
Will watch picard first few episodes, but not holding any hopes.
Stewart is so fucking old, should have let the guy retire already.

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Huh? Weren't there 7 seasons of voyager and not 2?

Riker, more like FATker lmaooo

Spinner is just that good.