Reminder this actually happened

Reminder this actually happened

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someone had a turf war in minecraft and america won?

>multiple flags starting with white stripes

>Danish Government recreates all of Denmark in Minecraft
>Users blow it up and make an American flag over the Dannish one

i once played a minecraft server that was simulating world politics and nations, and there was an entire communist section of the world were people would pay taxes by leaving stuff in a box outside their home with no protections for the tax man to come grab

my buddies and I stole an entire cities worth of taxes and then the commie cops couldn't catch us, so their government back channeled a deal with ancap bounty hunters to track us down, so we hide inside a neo nazi city state led by a transsexual

this is a real story

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why are americans such fucking assholes?

damn that sounds really based.

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Fuck i wanna get enough money to make a realm like this where i have pre built nations and invite random skilled players in a secret creative mode society that runs every government unbeknownst to the leaders of the government and all other users and the secret society makes all these things happen to coverup the nether,that is ureachable unless you use a specific netherportal

This sounds suspiciously like a sever I play on occasionally.
It wasn't civcraft, was it?

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the virgin scandinavian shithole
the chad world superpower

America cannot be stopped.

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You sound like a faggot.

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I wonder where his balls are.

>politics meme
>tranny leader
>commie shit
/int/craft?

More complicated flags can be forgiven for not being 100% accurate you nerd

Why isn't he doing porn? i would fap to some girls on that.

>Denmark; Yes. Let us make a great digital project !
>USA:

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Might be. I thought it was civcraft but I can't remember if the leader of the neo nazis was a tranny or not.

it's his pubic mound

bingo

one time i found out that one of the biggest nations at the time had become nearly entirely inactive yet was still run by a skeleton crew, which turned out to be indians one guy was paying what amounted to a near regular monthly salary to grind his nation and make it look alive

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What the fuck is complicated about "red stripe goes first"?

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one of the biggest leaders in the /pol/ city is that tranny atomwaffen circle jerks (which is a radical political larp group with an actual body count most of the original leaders are now in jail for making bombs/murder)

why are scandinavians so easily offended?

gotta respect that man's dedication
that's a tragic hero right there

Yeah I remember. We had an actual attomwaffen member play. Converted to islam then killed his neo nazi roommates.
You still play any?

I'm pretty sure it's his actual testicles. TLC UK streamed a video on loop for 3+ days titled something like "Meet the man with 80lbs. testicles"

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Sounds like MTA, but MTA has people active. At least they did.

s e e t h i n g

It's pretty much always Norway and Finland. It almost makes me embarrassed to share a continent with them.

I play small servers with friends, minecraft as a community always turns into the most insane shit I've ever seen.

Only EVE online comes close to what people are willing to do for their lego.

I won't deny its a shitshow. But its entertaining if you know how to pull the strings. Which I don't.
I just like exploring the ruins of failed states seeing what I can scavenge.

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>A civilized discussion on pol
TOP KEK

>I just like exploring the ruins of failed states seeing what I can scavenge.

This is one of my favourite parts of entering a new minecraft server, provided that the landscape hasn't been completely demolished. There's just something beautiful about wandering among the half broken and abandoned buildings.

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reminder that when flags were visible almost all the bad posts on Yea Forums were canadians, brazilians, and british posters

OBSESSED

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rent free

not as obsessed as the 50+ americans who grief this server continually

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Literally half of those are invalid if you're not black.

I wish Yea Forums still had flags.

Imagine being the guy who built it and losing your job because it got griefed lmao

they're American :)

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>Make more money
USA WINS AGAIN

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This. Those statistics becone on par with Germany when you take out the nogs. Except the free time part because it's taken up by EPIC GAMING ACTION

Europeans, in general, are hypocritical. They criticize the fuck out of all other nationalities, but as soon as someone does them, they get so fucking offended.

Most of those problems can be solved by not being black

but then you get shot at school or the local mart and end up 500k in debt lol

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>mutts huddling together for warmth

kek classic

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>Going outside
>Ever
COPE

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idc what people think about countries and stuff but I absolutely hate that black people are counted in statistics. Blacks are a fucking menace and overinflate stats.

"more likely to have AIDS"
here's an idea: don't have sex. getting a fucking std is not a fucking random thing

>here's an idea: don't have sex

you've come to the right place

Or if you just avoid black girls, you dramatically drop you chance of contracting something.

Every single negative statistic about the U.S. comes from the 40 million niggers living there.

Lets take 40 million niggers and drop them in whatever shithole your from and lets see what happens.

try competing black bois

>WAAAAAHHH ITS TO EXPENSIVE
Then dont get sick
I swear euros get dumber everyday

>avoid black girls
you don't have to tell me twice

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This.
If you're really that worried about getting sick, just get a job at a hospital and pay pennies for health insurance compared to everyone else.

Black Culture, user, Nigs were rocky back then still bad but not to this point, the Crack flood really fucked them hard with how many fathers just up and left, it only got worse from there with how they now glorify it

Accurated

you just proved his point dude

>Money
The only thing that matters in life

Come play with me bros

Server is 4craft.world

Holy fuck, I love being American.

>mfw every time my Euro friends start sperging about our measurement system

I don't even bring it up, they seriously just can't stop themselves from sperging about it because they have America on the brain 24/7.

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>be american
>get shot in walmart
>shart in mart

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U S A
S
A

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Dusk Till Dawn was a pretty good movie.

what the fuck happened for his penis to end up like that

Eurofags getting fucked as usual.

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you see the moment their anti depressant meds ware off they need something to rant about before the next dosage so they complain about America

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>pol
>civilized

BWC

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/pol/ is dumb

“Youll get aids cause u gay durrrr”
Why do people think gays have sex with people with aids on purpose
Im extra cautious

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>this is him now, feel old yet?

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Nobody said anything about fags, you fucking fag.

The make more money one isn't even correct. The median wage is essentially identical, it's only the average which is higher due to the multi-billionaires all being there.

see

>there will never be another world war
>I will never get to cross the sea and kill europeans & get paid

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Holy shit I wish i looked like that.. I wish I could see someone who looked like that. Like a real life uruk-hai

realms can only have like 10 people at a time

>/pol/
>civilized
>ever

americans are the worst

You'll never get to kill Euros because the muslims are going to kill them all first lmao

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you americans are too busy killing each other in daily mass shooting

The funny thing is that the suicide rate per capita is around 80% higher in Europe than America depending on country.. so a European is more likely to off themselves to escape the hell that is their life than any American is to get shot in the incredibly small statistically anomaly that is non-gang related shootings.

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imagine not living in the US lmfao

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God damn Euros are so fucking stupid that they'll even take this bait.

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>when all your fat goes to your dick

no it isn't. you just made that up.

Well, for starters, putting up with Europeans will do that, you rude-ass garbage people.

convince me that the america shouldnt be completly purged, burned down and cleansed

>All these butthurt Europoors

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Who would do it? Your shitty irrelevant country?

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Convince me that America shouldn't brutally recolonize Europe.

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americans like to shoot each other so they should do it themself.

euros like to run each other over with lorries and ban other's porn to distract from their daughters being raped.

Maybe we should have another war in Europe so we can put those fucking betas of the world out of their misery.

I see that it happened, but what is the significance? People build monuments to what they love in Minecraft all the time.

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>A civilized discussion on /pol/
Dude you put the joke at the start of the comic by mistake

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are there any buildcraft/tekkit anarchy servers?

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Because you're literally incapable o of doing so.
The moment you try your media and universities will start screeching and violently rioting because you'r'e stealing that opportunity froom sandniggers.

>using more electricity in red
>using more oil in red
why? If you're consuming more stuff, it means you get to have and enjoy more stuff.
What sort of hippie environmentalist shit is this where using more resources is considered bad?

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I used to work in Sweden. Almost everything there is dictated by women (unless you're not white, then no one can tell you anything). Men there are so spineless, that they have to have a dozen meeting just to agree to do something, because none of them want to take any responsibility on the decision. Those meeting always involve women and it's them who end up taking the decision.
It was uncomfortable to watch.

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yeah, I fuckin love how there's 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, 10 days in a week, 10 weeks in a season.
Oh wait, that doesn't happen
Lole metric

They're rapidly losing their grip over the general populace, and when Trump wins again in 2020 the resulting meltdown is going to push a lot of leftists over the edge, equally send more and more people away from their lunacy.

american system would be
a minute is 62,5 seconds
ginute is 105,7 seconds
an hour is 54,98888 ginutes
a day is 21,54 hours

>Americans can do that math in their head
>Babybrain euros need everything in super simple multiples of 10

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Yes, good kike puppet

>rapidly losing grip
You as nation are currently seriously debating whether it's ethical to have borders along with whether 3 year olds should be able to transition. Topics that would even 4 years ago be completely ridiculous and generate 0 debate.

Convince me Europeans shouldn't be erased and their continent split between the US and the Russians (again).

so where are the video games in this thread

minecraft

it's funny beacause the suicide rate also correlates with the IQ

That's an image taking the piss out of the EU, not Europeans you dumb amerishrat.
Jesus fucking Christ.

mostly because it's going nowhere, but that's a technicality.

I love living in the USA, hearing all the other invalid countries seethe knowing no matter what their moral justifications are we could ezpz smear their country into ash and make a holiday of it just feels so good.

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Third worlders sure are throwing a tantrum today

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>Americans shitposting and feeling insecure during Eurohours
let me guess, another mass shooting happened

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this is europeans not understanding the american climate because the gulf stream makes thier weather at the same latitude completely different.

>check news
>there was indeed a mass shooting again
Fucking lmao
Imagine living in a third world country like the usa. It's just like Brazil

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>underwear above waist of pants
disgusting

>using the mass shooting meme as critique, let alone casual banter

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you sound mad

He posted gamer in every 4channel thread

oy gevalt die for your masters

>be american
>live in open carry state
>still get shot

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FUCK Denmark

>America tries to colonize Europe
>wins multiple victories in the West
>immediately starts falling apart when they move East and North, getting churned up in the great big germanic-scandinavian-slavic triple threat meat grinder that is all the nameless yet heinously violent post-soviet, post-german potato farming countries inhabited by crazy right-wing nationalists that would murder their own mother if she said she missed/didn't miss communism

You have no idea what you're fucking with.

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>the great big germanic-scandinavian-slavic triple threat meat grinder that is all the nameless yet heinously violent post-soviet, post-german potato farming countries inhabited by crazy right-wing nationalists

>Scandianvian
Would surrender ASAP
>Slav
Russia wouldn't be the savoir they'd race to meet the Americans on the other side
>Germany
lmao

if you don't understand how threatening states like Austria and Switzerland and Poland still are to invaders then you are clearly retarded

Switzerland alone has spent the last 60 years basically becoming a pure war state in case it gets invaded again. they have entire fake towns to distract artillery like the Norks and they have nuclear shelter coverage for /142%/ of their population.

they also have some of the most free firearms laws in the world, even more free than the US (you can actually own assault rifles in switzerland without being considered a baby killer).

then when america runs into shitholes like romania and moldova and belarus they're goign to get their mudhole stomped because of the territory and the crazy nationalism there which would mean that basically no citizens would surrender nor would any nationals avoid fighting.

not to mention places like finland which just straight up cannot be invaded easily because of the territory.


if america invaded Europe at the perfect time (April) and had to stay past August they'd rapidly get fucked by the changing weather too.

something here doesnt sound right, isn't germany the rape murder capital next to sweden?

>20 confirmed killed in El Paso Walmart shooting rampage
>Dayton, Ohio shooting: nine dead in second US mass shooting in 24 hours
Reminder THIS happened.

why are you in a hospital to get cough drops?