Is this accurate?

He used to, but now he thinks anime ruined his life

Based

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)))o
)))o

Is he really using Wii fit as an example of a great new IP?

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He was a big admirer of Rumiko Takahashi's works in particular and even based his art style on hers. He had some bad experiences with an anime club he attended and stopped liking anime as a whole.

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

other game
NO GAME
ahahahah

OTHER GAME

He tried to set up his Minecraft Server again.

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Anime is one of his most fearsome boogeymen

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A__ O_ T__ D__

hahaha

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>Any building will result in a ban
what the FUCK
at that point just release the level file, or set everyone's gamemode to spectator

Holy shit, a Dobson comic that makes sense and has a punchline? This has to be an edit. I even chuckled. What timeline is this?

Please tell me someone nuked the shit out of it

>wii fit

Why not just type /defaultgamemode spectator? Is Son of Dob really that retarded?

user... did you really chuckle at that?

>welcome to my minecraft server.
>no mining or crafting allowed i will ban you.
jfc

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Does he still have his patreon? How many cents is he making per month?

Why make a server if its not for your bros to build on?
Why have a server if it's dependent on the host being on?
Why make building even POSSIBLE if it's a bannable offense? Just change permissions holy fuck

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He built all of this shit instead of finally learning how to draw?

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>he built
DOUBT.JPG was too large to post instead enjoy this one instead

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>Is Son of Dob really that retarded?
This is the same guy who doesn't understand the difference between "Send Request" and "Accept Request," so probably

>Anime ruined my life
>So I'm gonna draw my OCs beating up old anime characters, that'll show them!
Is Dobson still ten years old or what

He also just hates it because he's a hipster who couldn't stand anime becoming mainstream and people wanting to talk about shows other than the ones he grew up with.

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Did he actually build all of this? Impressive if true.

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Wii fit was a massive success

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He stopped liking anime after a bad experience with a College anime club and anime becoming too popular for his own tastes.

what was the bad experience.

This fat retard really think he's talented enough to be one day working with Disney tier animators in the industry?

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>I lost my job
How in the fuck can you lose a job you never had in the first place?

they made hentai by tracing his dick

Dobson was the president. Then some guy who was a helper ended taking over the club.

He is a self hating ex-weeb.

i am guessing he hated it because it was small dick cuck hentai

Creating a Facebook dummy account, sending the friend request from that dummy account to yours, then screencaping said request to use it on your comic may look like a lot of work for a single panel, but it gives the joke legitimacy.
Instead, no one takes this comic seriously due to "SEND REQUEST".

ohhhh god.
I lol'd so hard, op.
Like, I was just reading this but then I remember "OTHER GAME" and lost it

Why does he hate blondes so much

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his school bully and some other jerks he met in life were blond

Even then he would look like a bitter retard for saying no anyway because he's still mad over something that happend over a decade ago.
People change and I don't imagine that guy is the same person he back when he was in school.

lel

Reminder Dobson is now also hated by Yea Forums because of his shit taste and his poor attempt to defend Disney's Star Wars.

This guy feels like he's stuck in a permanent 15 year old mindset.

>says wii fit, which is hardly a game, is a good wii title
>well, to be fair, one look at him shows he likely didn't play it for more than 10 minutes

>I have a BFA in Animation

So, a square of toilet paper?

>and his poor attempt to defend Disney's Star Wars.
I didn't think I could dislike him anymore than I already did, and yet here I am.

is it self deprecation?

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I want to see the comic

what did he mean by this?

True but the profile photo implies that the guy never changed

It's just a silly picture he took with his bros that he still spends time with on the weekend.

That he's retarded and walks into a closed shop.

I bet those events happened in real life (except for the last panel) and he's still bitter after ten years.

That he can intimidated and humiliated by D&D nerds.

IIRC, he's actually taken steps to improve his artstyle and public behavior over the past couple years, hence why his last real LOL contribution was when he told Zelda Williams to "calm thine tits" after her dad died.

what class he has

how can I learn this power?

infected copy of smegma princess

really? that sounds like the most plausible thing to have happened

>closed, goes in anyway
fuck dobson

>he's actually taken steps to improve his artstyle and public behavior over the past couple years
It's hilarious you think that

Of course he's a dub fag

Someone should post his ""art"" "tutorials".

After seeing that Minecraft thing I agree. What the fuck, Dobson. Was it Buckley I was thinking of? Some lolcow comic creator stopped being retarded but I don't remember which.

The Dob Descendant can't wrap his head around D&D mechanics.

Kek

You guys made a mistake by bullying too hard.
Had you limited your mockery to these threads, we would be enjoying right now some great WIiU and Switch themed Danny and Spot comics.

I just spent a solid 20 minutes laughing at this
Thanks you user

>dobson goes to the store to buy twelve rice crispy treats
>"I'll put some in my pockets for now"
>pays for one
>"huh, the sign said I had to pay for those but I just walked out with my pants stuffed full of them"
>is genuinely surprised to be arrested outside for stealing candy

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>>So I'm gonna draw my OCs beating up old anime characters, that'll show them!
he did this?

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Imagine being so fat that you compare computers to fucking food. Just imagine it.

It was posted on this very thread you dummy

Fucking hell, all the times I've seen this comic posted I never noticed it.

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bitch i aint reading all that shit

What the fuck do you mean by "you guys" fagdong? I've never even had a fucking twitter account.

Chad Strawman

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You're right
damn that's weird, he even got one of his characters stealing lums shirt
why would you beat the shit out of innocent anime characters?

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the name's Strawman, Chad Strawman.

>come on to this server and don't build anything

what the fuck is he bothering for?

Funny thing is, he does rip-off anime characters, tropes and jokes.

Maybe Dobson is a mature man now and deciding to step out from the internet is a result of sa-

Nevermind

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What's more hilarious is he doesn't realise how many ways there are to prevent players from breaking blocks or building

>people change
lol no

any examples of his art from this year?

Is this a new episode of Counter Monkey?

Yes they do.
You being a manchild stuck on your 15 years old mindset doesn't mean everyone else is like that.

Hey man, fuck you. I lost 60 pounds thanks to Wii Fit even if it was a stupid example

lord someone please post that one hobbit drawing to this user.

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this?

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Yes, thanks user.

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He drew himself as a hobbit and named him fucking Milo FAIRDOWNS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

what is that game in the middle in the fifth panel

The Conduit

>He's a fucking Jew

......this is just repulsive.

You are easily impressed and thus when you say something is impressive you reveal how little your opinion matters.

>halfling cleric
>not at least wearing chain
What a fag

The Conduit, one of Nintendo's few forays into the FPS genre. It's fun, and it even got a sequel that ends on a cliffhanger.

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OF

I don't really understand this one

>one of Nintendo's few forays into the FPS genre.
It wasn't a Nintendo developed game, neither published.

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man, fuck dobson

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>Nintendo's
nah it was all 3rd party, but the first game was pretty neat, 2nd took a massive dump on the plot, but it ended with one of the most hilarious sequel hooks I've ever seen in vidya.

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OTHER

He has brown hair, so in order for him to use link as a proxy on games, he needs Link to be an exact duplicate of himself.

Dobson really never ceases to amaze me with what an utterly contemptible and stupid piece of shit he is. His Link Hair autism is truly a testament to how out of touch he is with his own favorite subject matter.

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Not wanting to interact with people who you have had nothing but shitty experiences with is actually normal, the problem is he made a gay comic to vent about it online instead of just moving on

So he hates blonde people because some blonde guy bullied him?

I don't know the fancy names for pens, but as a hobby I also ink over mechanical pencil sketches that I've refined. This is pretty standard and not cheap as I understand it.

pic related

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That and being bullied by a blond guy

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Has that situation finally jerked him into a level-headed human being who realizes that even the most "politically correct" ideologies aren't always the best ways of looking at life?

Imagine being so computers you look at fat and see food

I feel like I've seen that yellow thing in either Popeye or a Disney show. Something about it screams unoriginal.

Oh and not to mention cartoon Link had brown hair, a show which totally is canon according to Dobertson.

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This image would hold more weight if the actual real advice at the bottom was done competently by someone with actual drawing skill.

Has anyone, ever asked dobson how to draw like him?

Is there a word for being frustrated at frustration?

I've been with Nintendo Sony and PC for a long time now. Nintendo has always been my favorite by far in terms of quality and fun games. With that said the Wii is by far my least favorite console. I don't feel much of a need to go back to more than 4 or 5 of those games. Motion controls always felt shoe-horned in and I wasn't always a fan. The Wii U had better quality games and were more fun to play. (When the gamepad wasn't shoe-horned in anyway)

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That one comment on this completely btfo'ing his dumbass nonsense that he then blocked was priceless

maybe children have

When will he accept that Link just looks terrible with brown hair?

>Something about it screams unoriginal.
youtube.com/watch?v=qfDpKLIyMfI

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This is what happens when a child gets raised by Nintendo. Go call your father and thank him for buying you a Playstation instead, your life was saved.

it's not terrible, I guess.

Anyone have the comic that’s a list of the things he likes and the things he doesn’t like and in one panel he’s making fun of people who like sports for being dumb jocks but then in another panel he shows he can’t even comprehend basic algebra

Yes. He has actual fans, although he abandoned most of them when he left DA. They still float around his instagram, though.

What else is new?

>peach with popeye arms fighting mario
>zelda is no longer link's romantic interest
when did any of this ever happen?
also
>complaining about zero suit sexualization while defending other m

There we go.

No. Like most tutorials on deviantart it was a ego thing.

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Any tips to being a cartoonist and not being a hack fraud like Dobson?

>has a blue furry in front of a rainbow flag as his avatar
>goes out of his way to say football is gay and demonizes it

Stay classy Dobby

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>anime fangirl group is why he got more effeminate
Does this guy know gay people exist?

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get good at studying human motion

>My face when I agree with something Dobson says
Fucking shoot me.

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>Hates DnD
>DnD gets popular now
>Dobson jumps on the train despite saying he doesn't understand DnD.

Coming soon: A Dobson comic series "How I would fix Warhammer" : A collection of some autistic bear pointing out the dumb obvious stuff that factions should do that is easily explained why they don't or can't. Brought you by bandwagoning on the rising Tabletop fad.

I've always hated his style and I can now certainly say it's because of the coloring. Seeing his art with its lineart alone, its decent and somewhat good from the example given. But he screws up with the color. I wanna blame too much use of saturated colors and not enough mute colors

ALL DAY
L
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Autism isn't exclusive to you Dobson

I can no longer be a fanboy to Windows after my pc started getting bluescreens for no fucking reason and I can't fix it no matter what drivers I update or uninstall.

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But he is fat and theres some comic of him going to McD, what the fuck

Imagine playing DnD the most fucking normie thing now that even Dobson is playing it to fit in.

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>Fuzzy image and blurred text
I hate being a phoneposter

I feel like Dobson is somehow responsible for the rising tide of leprosy that is Tumblr Calarts. Is there any actual connection there?

chuckled

I still can't get over how every single panel is just him bothering society in some way.

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he thinks they're all football fans apparently

Dobson is an excellent way to learn how not to draw. It's even better when people post counter-examples to Dobsonisms as refreshers for how to actually art.

Don't get your hopes up, it's an edit. Can't find the original anymore.

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>he's 38
Jesus christ

people age

Conduit

Not me

Just hit desktop view in browser settings you fucking mong

tell that to your grandchildren

Dobson harder than anyone else.

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Y-yeah?! Well s-shut up!

Goddess, I'm so glad I'm an elf.

Is there anyone with less likable opinions as Dobson? He just seems like a miserable fuck who's the antithesis of good taste.

>Why is THIS fan frowned upon
Because he's a nerd, and I hate nerds almost as much as I hate Dobson

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fellas, work out, keep fit, and eat in moderation and with an eye for nutritional variation. your future self will age better

???

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are you saying I should top alternating between KFC and McDonalds daily?

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is this "cow tools redux?"

Since when is Anime popular except with turbo spergsters?

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>Hmm, the sign says closed but maybe its open
Is Dobson retarded?

I'll shut you up with my cock in your mouth you keep this up

>removing the bra
based and tittypilled

no, that's all a lot of fat, protein, and carbohydrate

it's more the complete rudimentary elements your body needs to sustain the myriad chemical reactions

basically, don't subsist on sugars, bread, and fatty proteins

seek out nuts, fruits, vegetables, lean flesh, tubers, and give yourself sensible portions- you don't have to heap mounds of food on your plate like an american

Dobson is hated by many boards

>thinks cockrot's weakness is his dick

anyway, dragonball is serious comfy and this guy is a hack

Reminder that in a tweet response in 2017 about Odyssey he STILL fucking thinks the American shit is how these characters were always meant to be.

One of the worst Disney Afternoon shows alongside Bonkers.

Anime really isn't that bad

>D&Dfags are often depicted as the bottom of the barrel of the nerds
>Dobson probably believes that no matter how nerdy he his, he can always turn his nose up to the D&Dfags
>except these nerds actually have 3-4 other nerd friends that are close enough to regularly hang out with
>Dobson comes to the shocking realization that an unlikable friendless loser like him is the true bottom of the barrel, not the fairly social D&Dfags

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I love these stupid gamer memes especially any about gamers saying the n word

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What are tubers? Do potatoes count?

can you stop being a cringe 30 year old for 5 minutes with this shit, no one cares about your FUNNY HAHA comics, crack ur neck to sand you fucking loser

> his last real LOL contribution was when he told Zelda Williams to "calm thine tits" after her dad died.

really, what was the context?

yes, potatoes are a tuber, lots of good carbohydrate

>looking forward to mcdonalds
How does enter into the dobson mythos?

>complaining about zero suit sexualization while defending other m
This is the one thing I really can't understand about Dobson. He's a self-proclaimed feminist who harps about "STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP!!" toward everything, but then he turns around and worships Metroid Other M, the game where Samus was turned into a weepy mewling little daddy's girl begging for the love and approval of Adam Malkovich and putting herself into life-threatening danger until he tells her to activate a system in her suit, and she ends up accomplishing nothing at all in the entire game because either everyone else ends plot lines or they get left dangling with no resolution. Seriously, what the fuck.

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Contrarianism

its fascinating because none of the games he showed are good except muramasa the demon blade, boy with the blob isn't a new IP, it was a remake of a NES game, nobody played The Conduit, Mario Kart Wii was full of cheater too
and I doubt that fat fuck ever played Wii Fit

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>blatantly ripping off Rankin-Bass
Okay, now he's gone TOO far.

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Hardware problem, my friend.

goddamn I loved that nations of the world song

Oh no, it's Goku's only weakness!

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Suppose I have a potato-heavy diet, what else should I eat in order to be healthy?

>how can one man be so unbased

Say all of that to yourself again, and when you're finished, genuinely ask yourself: Would Dobson genuinely take any of that into consideration before having an opinion on it?

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>not a fuuka chapter
Cringe

>Localized
I think what he means is... in a pre-Internet world, there was less of an expectation that Nintendo should speak to localized tastes. Now that we're in an interconnected society, there's an expectation that Nintendo understands their global audience. Those changes have happened gradually for a lot of companies ever since consumer Internet started spreading to the world. I don't think that argument hinges Nintendo changing all their character at one specific point in time.
>Mario has always been from Brooklyn
Brooklyn and the real world are not in modern Mario canon.
>Dye your hair and act like a ditz
Princess Toadstool's ditzy character has been more and more pronounced as the games went on. She is always referred to as Peach in the new games.
>Link act more effeminate
Bishonen characters have been popular among women since the 70s. This has been a significant factor in Links change in character design.
>The Zero Suit
The zero suit was added to appeal to male audiences. It was not added to be "more practical." Just because he likes Other M doesn't mean he can't point this out.
>Pretend this never happened
Nintendo has gone out of their way to make these designs the new standards for their characters. Nintendo's not denying these games existed, but I think they'd much rather have people see the models from their modern games as the "true" versions of Peach, Mario, Samus...

This comic is totally a stretch, but the changes he references are more or less factual. It's not really a good understanding of Nintendo or how they market their characters. But there's for sure been big changes from how Nintendo developed their characters in the 80s and now. So I sort of sympathize with the comic. Its kind of depressing when you see a character you like changing to appeal to a certain demographic.

Not all nintendo nerds are dobson but anyone who looks like dobson plays nintendo.

Post rare dobs

when did peach ever have "popeye arms"?

onegai desu.

Italians can be from Brooklyn you know.

The game hits you with all of that like a brick to the dick for the entire game. How is he unable to see or hear it?

some cartoon I've never seen maybe?

poofy dress makes her arms look bulgy I'd imagine judging by the picture and when did they ever fight?

Brooklyn and the real world were never in the old games, either. Peach was always called Peach in Japan. She also never had Popeye arms in the games. Link was ALWAYS a pretty boy from game one. Whatever "changes" have been minor and simply getting the Japanese canon as the worldwide standard.

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Mario 2 I guess

This is the reason he hates DnD players.

MOBIUS IS CANON. HIS NAME ISNT EGGMAN. WHY ISNT SALLY IN THE GAMES INSTEAD OF AMY?

In Super Show, Dobson really likes the Dic cartoons.

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Meat and sauce.

He’s a real DiC sucker

IMAGINE

the timeline where you're a retard, there's nothing to chuckle at

DOBSON

Why is this iteration of Dobson actually tolerable? I mean I could see this in the Sunday comics instead of that fucking bear.

That's... Not a punchline.

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Why is Yotsuba such a little shit?

Yanda a jerkface

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I don't know how this is supposed to be read

fucking bizarro cultures

>The Conduit

every fucking time I see this comic this part fills me with unrelenting rage

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t. Yanda

right to left you baka-gaijin

You're a shit

Why would it be called a walk if you jump in it, not walk?

>The DiC cartoon
I think this is the crux of it. I think he just really likes the cartoon, and his autism makes him think the DiC cartoon overrides the canon of every mainline Zelda since Ocarina.

Right to left, top to bottom.

its a bouncy castle

I've only ever seen them called bouncy castles

>What is this castle shaped thing we bounce around in called
>Balloon jump
>Moonwalk
>Bouncewalk
It's a fucking Bouncy Castle.

WHAT IF IT'S NOT A CASTLE

WHAT THEN FAGGOT?

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT

>OH LOOK AT THAT SPACESHIP YOU BOUNCE IN, IT'S A GREAT BOUNCY CASTLE

NO YOU FUCKTARD, EAT SHIT

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Bounce House

Based, Bouncy Castle will always be the correct answer.

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>Thatsthejoke.jpeg

>beyond BTFO

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fuck you man now I crave a banana smoothie

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I kinda like the hair.

The name is dependent on what the shape is.
If it's a castle, it's a bouncy castle.
If it's a house, it's a bounce house.
If it's a space theme, it's a moonwalk/bounce
If it's a giant inflatable Pikachu you crawl into the vagina of, it's an unbirthingbounce.

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It's a Marsupilami rip-off

I miss F@nboys, one of the best webcomics. Also miss the tumblr he had for a while with adorable softcore lewds of the brown-haired guy and the girl.

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Peach is better. Banana is great too but peach is just superior.

Faulty RAM sticks are the most probable reason

> Playing Warhammer Tabletop instead of modded Total War.
.......???

Imagine being a redditor who needs to read /s in order to know if something is sarcastic

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>Cleric
>Support character.
But Cleric's smash heads with the best of them.

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There are also a lot of natural supplements which will help you age well too. You should be getting in as many antioxidants as you can if you want to age well. I personally recommend concentrated curcumin.

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why...why would anyone draw this..
if this happened to you what would compel you to make this.

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he was ALWAYS blonde.
even in link to the past, the pink shit was his hat

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!!!

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Nobody's asking for this

I like both peaches and bannanas in smoothies

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i am now

ya, because we are reading it instead

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fuck off newfag

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Whoa!

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You're a genuine dicksucker.

Holy shit, what a prankster.

Fuck off I was enjoying my dobson comics

>takahashi
Ah, a fellow chad, I see

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To be fair, I think his art was way better when he was ripping off anime than the weird Disney ripoff he developed later.

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OH SHIT

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Fuck you.

I want to see if the banana smoothie is good

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>dobson thread turns into yatsuba storytime
O-okay then...

why the mcdonalds color palette

Good ending

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Fuck yeah!

Just went and made a smoothie, although I did not have any bananas sadly

wholesome user
now i want a smoothie

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fuck off NIGGER

You must’ve never been loved as a child

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Banana + strawberry smoothies are actually pretty lit. the trick for making good smoothies is putting in greek yogurt and plenty of ice with the fruit

>using Wii Fit of an example of an IP

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zelda william's father died and he told her to "calm thine tits"

based Archer poster

Don't be a fanboy. Of anything.

Motherfucker

Lucy Pilled

You know her father has a name, right?

Can we just crash his server by generating too many chunks?

>bust out into gut laughs at this comment for no apparent reason
Of all the fucking things to lose to.

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Thanks for the life story faggot.

>copies anime gag
>still fucks up the line of action

seriously?

I liked that picture so much I decided to look for a version that isn't as fucked by compression

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>

>The Conduit
Damn, now there's a painfully mediocre game I had totally forgotten about. People made such a big deal about that fucking game at the time, it was going to be the big title that proved the Wii could do FPS games and compete with the 360 and PS3 graphically. Turned out to be garbage. Reminds me of the other disappointment, Red Steel. It's a fucking terrible shame the Wii Motion Plus came out so late, and the Wii didn't have more games like Red Steel 2.

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I bet her toes are delicious

The Conduit and it's sequel were fucking great tho

I'm glad we are having another yotsuba dump.
Also I feel like Yanda is going to canonically marry Yotsube when she grow up.

>yotsube
Yotsuba my bad

DAY

Based high quality Kemofure image searching user

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Fuck off

tourist

His school bully was blond so he hates characters with blond hair because they remind him of jocks. You can't even make this shit up.

Dobson has a long-term girlfriend though.

>I prefer to play as support characters whenever possible
How am I not surprised?

The irony is he would be making more money if he went back to making commissioned lewds instead of trying to be a legitimate web comic artist

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>that skyrim play through that was 10 fps

>Changes his pirate girl's design so she looks obviously female instead of androgynous
>Still keeps the running gag where everyone thinks she's a boy.

>Makes an image of his characters beating up anime characters
>This includes the "little old man pervert" character lifted straight from 90s anime

For someone who claims to hate his past anime influences he is STUBBORNLY hanging on to his old anime gags

Something something don't have full BAB

>what you need out of a tool is "arbitrary" and thus... is bad to be useful for your needs?
many other problems with this retarded comic, but that one always sticks out the most to me

No, Dobson was never famous outside of LOL threads.

Online has always been god awful and lol at that third party support. Anyone arguing Nintendo actually having third party support comparable to other consoles is facing a losing battle. I'll give the wii for having some good games, but there damn sure wasnt a ton of gems.

send

Lmao anime isnt popular in western culture the same way justin bieber is. Dobson is even more autistic for actually thinking the two are comparable or that anime is popular with people that arent weeabos.

I walked into a game store like that to see what all was in there and the DnD guys had chicks there who were obviously not at all interested and the guy running the game was getting really agitated when they kept cracking jokes. I think their boyfriends or whoever dragged them along or they played it at a bar in undergrad and thought it was hilarious so just showed up to recreate the experience since a bar is next door.

Ended up buying some gundam models and some warhammer orks and I show up every DnD night to paint and assemble my warhammer shit and watch the guy running DnD rage. Sometimes I teach kids how to assemble the models, but we really just watch the DnD guy get pissed off and try to retain his composure.

Am I the only one here who read Alex Ze Pirate? As far as I know it's the only "story" Dobson's actually written, and it's a fucking shitshow.

Kill yourself

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He's written more but they aren't online. The first chapter of a fantasy/adventure epic and a "serious" story about lesbians

>Drawing OCs beating up anime characters cause he's afraid of them
This is sad and pathetic

But real talk. Who in the world actually cares about artifacting and compression?

You can't even tell if a picture is compressed or not without being an expert or using picture tools, so it looks fine compressed or not.

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Dwarves hold grudges for a long time

And they're all popular anime too. Dobson really does like to fancy himself as some kind of sophisticate.

It is funny how you can literally draw a line from one traumatic experience to everything he hates. He is just so simple of a being that you can pinpoint the exact causes of things he hates. Blonde hair? His bully who dated a girl he liked was blonde. Hates dungeons and dragons? He accidentally walked in on some grognards playing D&D who laughed at him because he thought it was a video game store. The anime thing being as you mentioned, because his anime club hated him.

>dobson hated even by the oversensitive sjw pandering crowd
How do you fuck up THIS bad?

This 2000s art isn't actually that bad. It's a shame he took the disneypill since his more openly anime-inspired art had soul

Are you kidding me? The two images in question are like night and day. If you can't tell the difference between them at a glance there's something wrong with your eyes

>Galaxy bad
>TP bad
This is your brain on snoy

if you are going to talk about him, might as well talk about his partner in crime.

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>bob chimpman
here's your problem, " i eat whatever i want and don't do anything that makes me unhappy"

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Imagine being at computers

>I EARNED
?????????

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who the hell enables this guy

That isn't impressive unless you were 6'1" and 240lbs lmao

Yeah we can

Escapist still pays his bills

Bob Chipman is so damn unintentionally funny
The guy unironically calls people troglodytes, how can anyone not laugh at that shit?

JUST IMAGINE

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Remember that picture of himself that states his dislikes and one of them was Mayonaise? lol

>or that anime is popular with people that arent weeabos.
imagine being this delusional
even niggers love anime dude you're not special

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Fuck no.

Just post the ones where he advocates for eugenics already

Plenty of good artists have done well without drastic skull shape differences. Doesn't make son of Dob any good though.

heh.. this "bob chipman" character sure seems to have a "chip" on his shoulder!

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when it's only a little maybe someone who doesn't care won't notice, but holy shit user you picked an incredibly retarded time to make that post. Even a retard can tell that picture has potato levels of quality

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I want to build to it

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>mcdonalds night
>it's daytime
wakaran...

Post the version with edited dialogue

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It's obviously a Floating Stronghold

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It looks like he's invested a lot of time building it.

>brown
>technological
>secular
Should someone tell him...?

he wouldn't listen

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I think the problem is his coloring ruins shit.

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It's not about him declining the friend request it's about him actually giving enough of a shit that he made this comic. Declining a friend request from someone you don't like is sensible, and in fact correct.

XDDD it's FUNNI because he's FAT xddd

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Based

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>this from the guy who quite literally said that the only problem with eugenics is that the wrong people invented it

Someone post some carnivale to cheer up poor Dob here

BLUE ARMS

yup

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My Roy got obliterated by Hero in online.

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How did Dobson get a group for D&D?

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tryhard and niggerpilled

stop posting this in every thread faggot

reported

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holy shit based zach

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who the fuck is bob chipman seriously

...

just some irrelevant fat fuck who apparently got attention only on this site for no reason at all other than the fact that he's retarded?

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What'd Doraemon do to deserve this?

>he doesn't stride through the balloon building

Reminder that he built a McDonald's along with a giant burger and fries

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No one is safe from Dobson's second coming of Hiroshima

do not lewd yotsuba.

>Fat !
Gets me every time

that's a great comic

Real nerds converted to F.A.T.A.L years ago

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I actually meant to link to , but that works too.

Imagine being so fat you play Minecrap and build food

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>BROWN BRIX

Man I did a similar thing with my cousins when they where like 4 telling them that the computer was going to blow up once the loading bar had finished, good times

You ain't seen nothing yet

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Wtf I didn't remember Kazerad was so based

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No but this is.

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God I hate this fucking weirdo. He smells like toothpaste and bile and has absolutely no idea how to interact with other humans.

please delet this.

>fat, protein, and carbohydrate
Are you fucking retarded? That's all there is to calories.

He's in a better place now

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RIP in peace grape-kun.

I can't I just can't.

This one confuses me, I dunno what he's on about.

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Sure you can big boy, now come here and fuck my penguin pussy you massive stud

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Is this guy Dobson 2.0?

>goku is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>dobson's sister appears behind him
>hit in the balls
>*record scratch*
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the feminists cross their legs in sympathy pain
>marsupilami ripoff puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>black widow quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>close up on goku's face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my dragón balls!"
>Cut to toriyama sitting drinking a coffee
>"Nuff said!"
>credits

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