Will someone push the freakin' cart?

>best map has "bad" in the name

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>Get placed in 2fuck match
>Absolutely no engi on team and enemy team keeps taking the intel
>Decide to go engi and setup shop in the intel room to defend it
>Absolutely no one comes when I'm there for a good 10 minutes
>Leave my buildings for a second and instantly get killed by a few scouts that destroy my setup and take the intel
>Setup shop again in the intel and just fuck about for another 10 minutes with no one coming
>Leave my buildings to give up on being engi and get instantly backstabbed by a spy who takes the intel
>We lose

>dustblows above anything
fuck out

Why the hate for Enclosure?

>Dustbowl that high
based

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Sunshine is god-tier.
Shit ranking

DOC, C'MON MAN

>the "lets se what soldier can take the top floor and insta win th round" map
>good

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Heavy update when?

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Here's the link to the poll for those too lazy to type it out

strawpoll.com/9bpgk8ph

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How the fuck did junction beat out mossrock?

>friends
Haha, yeah, I should try that out sometime, haha.

>people sucking off badwater
>nobody gives a shit about snowycoast

I will never forgive Valve for completely abandoning Arena mode

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>nucleus above lakeside

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it's trash
Did you think we just forgot about it or something? That we're ill informed? It's placement on the chart is perfect, as it is the least-bad of the 3 most garbage pl maps (enclosure, hoodoo, snowycoast)

I feel like snowycoast’s design is more complex than it needs to be

What's your crate depression haul, bros?

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I don't get the hate for it, either. The only point that's aggravating is the 3rd point, but that's just because most people don't use this flank.

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>mountainlab not #1

based furfag

Refunding all the rest of the crap I got, so I should get around $120 back
Feels good

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HOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>a/d gorge that low
>mercenary park that low
>mossrock that low

bruh. Gorge is the best A/D map in existance.

You don't deserve!

I love Payload but I hate Upward for being the only map people want to play

>bananna bay the lowest PLR

okay this has to be a joke. That's litterally the only playable PLR map.

Suijin a best fucking fight me you engie main shits

Weeb spy main detected

no, suijin is sniper territory

FaN scout here, get fucked

No!

Now we dance!

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Forgetting about me????

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Considering half the damn map is completely useless unless you're a Sniper, I would guess so. Suijin should be at the bottom of all KOTH maps.

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Arena would fit in so well with the current Battle Royale trend. Valve needs to get on it.

What about Badwater?

I love Badwater, minus that one part where you gotta pass under the cabin because there’s not many opportunities for flanking

No way, Suijin is good fun. If any map should be at the bottom, it should be Viaduct.

Man, I'll never get an unusual, I was sent off away from home for work for a week and missed out on all the cheap unusuals. I'm going to piss and cum but not shit fuuuuuuuuck

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they're gaudy shit anyways

My fav class list:

1. Soldier
2. Scout
3. Demoman
4. Pyro
5. Spy
6. Medic
7. Heavy
8. Sniper
9. Engineer

>there’s not many opportunities for flanking

flanking is a meme. either fight them in the face, or group up with your team.

map would be better if there was a simple way to get above the point directly from the point itself.

Hell just shortening the bridge to that little island would improve it.

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Flanking in the way people think flanking should work is a bad idea.
Especially when you introduce additional flanks.

being able to take a side route and immediately win an encounter because you wasted your time is not a good mechanic.
Its also bad because it seperates the team and makes the push weaker.
Additionally a free flank, means the enemy team will have to focus the flank route more than the main path, and the game will be less about back and forth hill battles, and more about turtling and locking everything down with sentries.
Especially when there are multiple flanks that result in small numbers of players coming from each exit.

I’m not gonna participate in throwing bodies against the sentry shoreline unless there’s a truly massive amount of us doing it to ensure some of us live to push forward, other than that it’s wasting time in respawn

you don't have to if the map is well designed.
Flank routes require you to take out sentries.
When there are few flank routes the entire team is preasent and the sentry will immediately be destroyed.

Sentries are only powerful when flanks are present.

>immediately win an encounter
I'd say you could try paying attention to your flanks a little more than not at all, but I realize I'm talking to a literal retard here.

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>started playing in 2009
>still stuck with the ugly-ass bronze badge

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Good job contradicting yourself not once, but twice, in the same post. Get out.

Really. It’s a better match scale than actual Battle Royale too

You can't pay attention to flanks. Flanks are designed to come out of your blind spot when you're focussed on the enemies in front of you you goof. In fact many flank routes can actually have the enemy appear ontop of you, which is something you can rarely prepare for. And considering the entire game is built around an ambush style play style, you are actually giving players a huge advantage by simply taking a flank. Like giving someone a 50 point lead in a 100 point game.

Point to where I contradicted myself user.
I can understand being confused by what I said and thinking its contradicting, but I would need to know whats confusing you.

egypt number one forever

>started playing in 2009
>got an ugly ass halo hat that everyone thought was shit
>"""people""" in 2019 froth at the mouth at the thought of getting it

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>You can't pay attention to flanks
It's okay, Grug. I know how hard it is to look around you.
Just go back to dustbowl, it'll be okay.

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Ah I see you must play with 360 fov.
In fact you must think spies need a buff because its litterally impossible for them to backstab you.

C'MERE SALLY

No they won't.

>"I am fully charged!"
What do you do lads?

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>Doublecross on top
As it should be.

That second to last point is the biggest choke because of how far back the spawn is. If your team doesn’t have momentum past the second point you’re going to have a really hard time

This. Very rarely is there an unusual that is actually decent looking and in theme with an outfit

Rocket jump directly into the entire enemy team, die, then complain that you didn't uber me.

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Drop my spaghetti and embarass myself in front of the Medic

and in and equalizer taunt

>>Decide to go engi and setup shop in the intel room to defend it
set up shop at spawn idiot

If your goal is to make yourself out to be the biggest retard ever, then I must say you're doing a great job. The way you double down on your complete and utter incapability to pay any attention to your surroundings, even going as far as to imply spy isn't the worst class in the game, is just fantastic.

>hit every shot
>I am a fucking god
>medic starts healing me and I miss
>medic ubers when I'm out of ammo

it's not just you
>medic main who runs towards engie sentry so my CHOSEN ONE doesn't get pushed back
>my retarded teammates plays deathmatch for a couple seconds while invincible
>contemplate my life choices

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>I might be literally the only one who loves Hightower
>Isn't even on the list

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>dude I'm a wizard that aims forward and backwards

high tower is a normie game mode

>thundermountain is loved but every time i played a couple of people vehemently hate it
>i also hate it
fuck that map, i honestly can't remember why though

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>medic heals me
>manually use the "Thanks" voice command

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My fucking god the fury. Since There’s always less experienced players, if I’m not the Medic, I always try to tell them beforehand to run at the sentry too and yet they STILL never do

>people always vote to go from Harvest to Nucleus

fucking why

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>heavy gets pushed away so he does baby damage
every tiem...
i cryy, errytiem...

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Nucleus is scout territory

>there are actually subhumans out there that don't thank the medic
Doing it every time isn't necessary, but when the medic saves your ass or sticks around to fully overheal it's the least you could do.

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>want to play some dumb shooter that i can just hop in and out
>try paladins
>literal mouth breathing retards who don't look left or right despite getting shot from there
>people CANNOT DEAL WITH A JUMPING MAIEV OR PINKCATGIRL THING
>always forced to fill support or frontline
>when i don't and go call of duty man everyone on my team also goes dps/flankers
should I just come back to TF2?
I sold all my stuff and idk if I want to try again.

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I hate the final part of Thunder Mountain, it's way too vertical in the center and the side points are extremely easy to camp

I'm not even sure what to say at this point.
You've done such a superb job of making yourself out to be a braindead idiot, I really don't think there's anything I can add.

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>the final part
i remember now, fucking hate that shitty center part
>assdamage'd

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>try to thank medic
>activate chat instead
>user: 2

FUCK KEYBOARDS

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You’ll enjoy it more than that but the valve servers tend to be filled with some of the same stupidity. For example, while I would be much better suited to playing many other classes I often find myself going engie more than I should because I’m the only person with enough experience to know we literally cannot take the next point without a tele

Also, no votescramble so very rarely do the teams feel balanced.

The first is alright, second's a bit too open and flank heavy near the end imo, but the third just ruins it for me.

I know the rooftop is there to prevent offensive grenade spam but it’s too easy for defending demos and soldiers to just camp up there and rain hellfire on people climbing up

>enemy approaches
>user:wasaaasdsw

reinstalling now, time to be that naked guy with vintage shit lmao

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what the fuck kinda keybinds do you have

also how to not be angry at games?
literally a huge problem that limits my selection of games, send help

thanks,
user

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Don’t worry about it. If your decent people will just assume you’re too cool for school or are memeing with basic gear.

I sold my inventory years ago, including unusuals, which I think look like garbage and didn’t want anyway. When I went back to tf2 I just slowly accumulated a nice consistent look for each class

As a red engineer, yes.

has anyone ever accomplished that trickshot the demoman does in meet the demo where he bounces the pill off a wall and it hits a pyro behind him? Im fairly certain that shit is impossible

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Is certain something like that has happened once or twice over the years with a really high shot angle, but they don’t exactly bounce off walls so well

i've never been able to confirm direct hits but i've bounced pills off of walls when being chased and got kills

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Aside from pill bounce trajectory being random making it next to impossible to do intentionally, pills don't explode on contact after they touch map geometry.

Vintages are aesthetic as long at they're yours

Sad the only one I have left is a FaN

how can you even get other peoples vintages? I thought they were untradable?

Also going through my achievements makes me nostalgic and also mad because now there are more medic achievements once again locked behind items.

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No they're plenty tradeable, they're just not if they already weren't because they were achievement or something

>trying to be sneaky
>manage to flank the team
>about to push their shit in from behind
>suddenly your character yells "THE CARTS NOT MOVING"

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Harvest is boring

>all these tutorial messages
>i'm a level 1 casual ;-;
>i got 9 new crates for some reason?
>the main menu ui is even more of a clusterfuck
wowee, thanks valve, i literally remember thinking to myself this couldn't get anyworse
at least all the options are quickly available, haha

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desu you haven't said anything outside "lol dude git gud'

>no Arena
Wtf am I the only one that likes arena mode?

it ACTUALLY used to be possible. Pipes could actually detonate on contact if they bounce and hit something. but players soon realised if you roll them on the ground they auto connect with players. so instead of doing some velocity code or some bullshit, valve just nuked it.

tf2 players aren't any better, arguably they're even worse.

Did t-posing up to people like civilian scouts become some zoomer meme?

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over 10000 hours as engineer

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get ignored as the soldier with 30 more points than the rest of the server. yea go uber the brass beast heavy who just joined I'm sure it will work out for you.

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Only problem I have with paladins is how tanky everything feels. Even high burst shit doesn't fill that itch.

Honestly making it impossible to insta gib your enemies in two shots feels wrong.

I actually got that achievo like a month ago.
Short circuit probably sped that up instantly.

>uber soldier
>he fires 4 rockets and gets 1 kill
>spends the rest of the uber reloading

>run up with shotgun and kgb
>nuke their team when I pull out a crit boosted brass beast
>soldier main with unusual gets fucking ganked when the medic stops healing him

It is good day to be giant man.

apparently short circuit doesn't count

This is why ubering pyro is underrated.
No matter what kind of tard you're wrangling, an ubered pyro will wreak havoc like a rabid attack dog.

well shit, guess I'm just a good boy that helps his team.

>No matter what kind of tard you're wrangling, an ubered pyro will wreak havoc like a rabid attack dog.
9 times out of 10 when I uber a pyro they just fucking sit there and stare at me or chase after some irrelevant gibus sniper while the sentry shoots at him and their medic is sitting on an uber, I would sooner uber a fucking scout or a bot.

Never had this happen to me. Ubered pyros are great. in fact its better when they're the gibus kind because they DO M1 towards the enemy.

Meanwhile some unusual pyro wearing tard will pull out his flair or try axestinging.

That is the appropriate response to someone with no situational awareness whatsoever.

X+7

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>tf2 invented t-posing
>the tenth class meme

>meanwhile in gmod
>every other dude is t-pose

Situational awareness doesn't matter when they can litterally jump ontop of you from the air my dude. Situational awareness doesn't matter if they can sneak up behind you while you're fighting.

In fact if flanks are hard countered by this magical situational awareness, why would you even want them?

yeah but in tf2 you actually run around t-posing.
>g-mod invented t-posing though
Thats just a generic model thing breh

Suggest some meme loadouts. I want to try and topscore with something besides Gunboats Soldier for once.

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Bonk and baby face blaster is pretty fun actually.

Get some quick meat shot in, bonk, and then fucking sanic past the enemy team. Keep doing this and try breaking line of sight to use bonk to just peace out.

basically
meatshot > bonk > run to their backline > kill someone > when spotted run away > bonk > go super far back where they'll never catch you

really useful on multi capture points and payload, and on attack.

I brought it up earlier. Arena was by far my favorite mode and I’m still pissed they don’t even support it anymore

sounds based, will try

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Just don't be afraid to use bonk, if you're slowed or caught with something like afterburn, its in your best interest to bonk away.

Its also not a bad idea to simply run towards your team if you're getting overrun.

if you need practice, I'd recommend playing Doom for an hour so you're used to strafing and dodging shit.

can someone please tell me why my unusual effect is inside my head on the loadout screen but floating above me in a match?

the effect is nebula if that helps

>"Let's go, Doc!"

should I add hightower to the map blacklist, motherfuckers just won't cap they just fuck around

Why would you set up shop in the intel room tho? You can set up right outside spawn to protect both angles anyways and help your team out

>magical situational awareness
Holy fuck you just can't make this shit up.
But to answer your question, it forces your enemy to respond to respond and adapt instead of sitting pretty, it allows you to strike at weak points from a more advantageous position, it's very effective against complete and utter retards like yourself, and it adds a tactical element to the game to give it slightly more thought than "me spam rockets at chokepoint".
Of course, these benefits aren't at all exclusive to the attacking team either, and defenders are more than capable of reaping all the above benefits of them should they use the flanks themselves.

Hightower is literally the worst map in the game because of the people that play it. Avoid it like the plague.

you change that in your loadout, but I don't think the changes show in the loadout.

Check the + next to the item.

thanks, why the fuck do people treat casual as just fuck around and insult people actually wanting to play the game, that's what community servers are for

Remember, you should let people play the game how they want! unless you want to actually play the objective of the game of course

This. It was so fun to just kill the fuck out of each other after playing serious maps for 2 hours in a pub.

all stock engineer

whatever user, you clearly don't know what you're talking about and are just spamming buzzwords like tactics.

Good flanks should never be free, in most cases they should be negative until you actually finish flanking and have an advantage. I'm not even saying I'm entirely opposed to the idea of flanks. but the more you have and the simpler and less involved they are, the more broken they become.

In fact after a certain point, those flanks simply become alternate routes that just auto win against any defensive team. Unless of course the enemy team turtles and locks themselves into a corner that lets them shoot at both flank and forward encroaching enemies.

Something you see a lot of in maps like swiftwater.

Its a bad idea to have free flanks that equally split the team. Especially because it lessens the momentum, and it makes the defenders guard at all times. No one takes risks and no backwards and forward positioning is played out.

if you want a good example of a flank, look at upwards second. Where the health pack on lower is an extremely precarious position, and you can easilly get shot from above if anyone notices you going up the side. This encourages pyros and spies who can actually use the flank naturally. It also encourages their flanking playstyle. instead of just giving some blue heavy a free flank, when hes not supposed to appear behind the enemy team.

>and defenders are more than capable of reaping all the above benefits of them should they use the flanks themselves.

I honestly don't disagree with this too much, just as long as the defenders can't appear behind blue and effectively camp them from any direction. Most one way flanks should be limited to the first point, just to give blue momentum early on.

>join a TF2 server as sniper
>get accused of hacking within minutes
why does it feel so good bros

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>TF2 server
2fort server*, brainfarted

>he doesn't kick people accused of hacking instantly

its a service either way. Either its a hacker or someone that would be unfun to play against.

bros...

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no fucking way.
>its real

>give me a second to relo-
>NOW GOOOOO
>fuck, gotta rush and do jack shit
>medic blames me even when he didnt wait for me to run into the front with a loaded gun

The guy getting kicked also gets a ego boost
>I got kicked for hacking despite not using any hacks! lol!
It's a win-win for everyone

Some other interesting data from this poll - the top gamemodes by overall favorability of the maps are:

1) Payload
2) Attack/Defend
3) King of the Hill
4) Capture the Flag
5) Control Points
6) Mann vs. Machine
7) Payload Race
8) Miscellaneous
9) Mannpower
10) Passtime

I think Mannpower deserves to be dead last, desu.

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You're literally retarded. The point of flank routes is that they go around every sentry spot that covers the main route. If a sentry spot can successfully cover both the main route and a 'flank' its not an actual flank route. The whole point of flanks is that you can then fuck around in the negative space behind the frontline so that the rest of your team can muscle through their now lacking frontline.

>its actually real

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I hate that shit in RO2 too

>You're literally retarded. The point of flank routes is that they go around every sentry spot that covers the main route.

Sentries do not cover main routes, they cover the space behind main routes so people flanking can't sneak up on them.
Any sentry on the main route gets gunned down by the force of the team. Thats why you rarely see sentries on the hill in upwards, and instead see them near the spawn.

> If a sentry spot can successfully cover both the main route and a 'flank' its not an actual flank route
I can't think of any spot where a sentry cannot do this. but most of the time its horribly inneffective.

>The whole point of flanks is that you can then fuck around in the negative space behind the frontline so that the rest of your team can muscle through their now lacking frontline.

No that's backlining, and that's how you get shit like surprise heavies spawn camping, or a sudden lvl 3.

Thats why you uber snipers.
They know they're supposed to pull out their melee weapon and fuck shit up.

unironically this
they actually tried votekicking me but it failed
if it went through though I would've felt really good. might've even made my evening

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>Medic ubers me after my 4th rocket
YAMERO

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>tfw I get vote kicked for cheating with huntsman

>generic model thing that happens frequently because of custom models and animations
>rather than the 1 fucking time in tf2
yeah sure bro, don't say shit about gmod if you think that walking in t-pose is only in tf2, obviously have never played it

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>valve gives medic the fucking ability to see ammo after all these years
>medic GFs still uber you when you run out of ammo

No user. like a generic modeling thing in 3d modelling programs.

>whatever user, you clearly don't know what you're talking about and are just spamming buzzwords like tactics.
You're fucking incredible, dude. You can't seem to make up your mind about whether flanks are bad because they "auto-win" against defenders, or because they split up the attackers and make the defenders too strong.
It's really very obvious that you're a mongoloid who just wants to look forward and shoot your gun without having to actually think about anything.
There's clearly no convincing you and you've already done a better job than I ever could of making yourself look like an absolute retard, so I don't think there's anything left for me to do here.

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>You can't seem to make up your mind about whether flanks are bad because they "auto-win" against defenders, or because they split up the attackers and make the defenders too strong.

user... both those things are bad. They make the normal defending king of the hill gameplay bad, and instead promote turtling.
Then they also split blue team up and make any coordination impossible, especially in pubs.

>It's really very obvious that you're a mongoloid who just wants to look forward and shoot your gun without having to actually think about anything.

Sounds like that's your only arguement user.

yeah but in tf2 you actually run around t-posing.
>g-mod invented t-posing though
Thats just a generic model thing breh

>yeah but in tf2 you actually run around t-posing.
same with gmod, which is also a generic model thing, BROKEN ANIMATION GO STRAIGHT TO PILOT_MODE

wowee, i quoted the same person twice instead of what i wanted, gg i don't care anymore

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I would strange a newborn baby to death with my bare hands to get a good Territory Control map.

Sure but that's an obvious glitch, and less of a griefing meme.

But we already have Hydro

>I would strange a newborn baby to death with my bare hands to get a good Territory Control map.

I dunno, the amount of problems to making a good one especially at this point in time seem implausible.

This is like asking for 6 good arena maps out of the blue. Even though arena is an unplayable game mode, and most people dislike it.

IIRC there have been attempts, but none of them caught on.

I'm not gonna lie though this would be interesting to see

they should really have an “all” casual map selection, because I haven’t played degroot keep in so long

just click off all the maps in the search besides degroot.

>Dustbowl that high
What the FUCK

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> reddit is still having a fucking meltdown at the crate depression TM and whining that they want a free hat for sitting around like a fucking idiot
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>queue for Hydro
>never get into a game

its basically "old good new bad"

youtube.com/watch?v=yGs8nLgyQkQ

Why don't modern FPS games let you make your own fucking maps?

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>Why don't modern FPS games let you make your own fucking maps?

because it cuts into the money people would spend on DLC. Modding basically kills cosmetics and side content.

The real moralfags are the ones who aren't expecting anything and are just happy TF2 is going to recover. Not abusing a bug that was, at the time, seen as possibly gamebreaking, is honestly admirable, but if you did it expecting a reward, you're a retard, I'm sorry.

>cashworks STILL isn't in

Matchmaking doesn't work with custom maps and devs these days love matchmaking.

>Game stuck at 'parsing game info'
>haven't played in 4 months because of it
what do lads

IIRC Valve actually wanted to add it years ago but there's a bug with the final point that causes crashes

>sawmill above turbine
>gravel pit isn't below gorge, egypt, and mountain lab
>granary not bottom of the barrel
>egypt criminally low
>hightower isn't 4th, was in 1st
>upward comincally overrated as usual

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IIRC they immediately fixed the bug but valve never added it. And then valve made up some reason that it was bad for newbies or confusing.

Too soon

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>upward comincally overrated as usual

its valve's magnum opus

>This is still my only unusual
>Couldn't be happier about it

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Exactly. the mistake is thinking the rich retards who invested in a videogame is """"gamebreaking""".

they're hats. they're retards and now they're mad. they're so frothing you can detect it in every post it really is hilarious.

>mfw shoving an uber off a ledge with the loose cannon

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I remember one saturday back in 2013 where I spent roughly 7 hours playing noting but Badwater.
I became a different person that day. A better person.

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>game is literally perfect
>people refuse to play because it’s “too old”
fucking pedos ruining vidya

it's a good map, but calm down there bud its no fucking picasso

>walking near some cliff
>stop cause theres a fucking pyro
>medic runs past me, channelling all the W+m1 in the room
>pyro unable to use his flamethrower instead right clicks and knocks him off

why can't medics follow their patients.

Sauce?

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>it's a matchmaking goes through the same five fucking maps all fucking day episode
Goddamnit

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I don't spoonfeed.

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>lol only gays will vote for (map I actually want)
>entire server votes for that map

>I don't spoonfeed.
bless you user

hnnrghhh please user I'm just a little baby I need food in my mouth please user please

Hoes mad hoes mad

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>basement
Nah bro what you have to do is set your sentry up next to spawn, angling it on the corner so it can shoot anybody who tries to go down spiral and in the courtyard. Then place your dispenser in the doorway that leads to spiral and then you can dick around with your shotgun of choice.

Help, which team should I join? Match about to start.

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Based

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I never liked it then and I don't like it now. It's the ugliest hat ever.

Blu

RED has the pocket medic/Soldier combo, so they're at least coordinated. Also, Mister Rogers. Pick RED

Blu
Red has a friendly hoovy who will do nothing the whole match

the Kriztkast hat is worse

BLU is legit chill but they're undoubtedly going to be stomped by the pair of 6-"man" discord tranny teams who queued up together on RED

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Post them.

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I don't care what anyone says, I love clusterfuck maps like dustbowl.

I still like 2fort even if it's total shit and invariably clogged with snipers and engies in the intel rooms or sewers

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That reminds me, I played through every single one of these maps and gave them quick reviews a few years ago. My top 10 were Cashworks, Manngrove, Overgrown, Glacier, Eclipse, Rocktop, Corrode, Evergreen, Airfield, and Croissant.

Cranetop is also pretty badass, but the payload freezing gets a little egregious later on.

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>boomer scout on blu
For me, it's BLU.

arena_lumberyard

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Post cursed game content

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3

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there is no way this isnt someone's fetish

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I actually like Mossrock. I think it's underrated. Definitely better than fucking Junction at least.

blu.
Demo knight main will win the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=6AM0etJ3L30

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Ask myself what I'm doing on a canadian server and disconnect.

its my fetish but I find this disgusting.

finally, a high quality post in Yea Forums.

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>a losing siren canonically exists in the TF2 universe to signify a team's loss, it's just overshadowed by the booing crowd in-game
LORE

wtf i always hear it you deaf motherfucker wtf

>its a siren not booing

what the absolute fuck

>Cloak is a small Control Point map with an unknown purpose (despite it being a Control Point map, it only has 1 control point, which is the default for King Of The Hill). It consists of a spawn room for each team in opposite corners of the map. There is one control point in the center of the map on an elevated platform. There are no Health packs, Ammo crates, or resupply lockers in the map. Outside of the main area of the map, there is a giant model of each class looking through gaps in the walls.

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All the cropped porn the anons posted here is zankuro, e621.net/post/index/1/zankuro

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/39/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_boxing.mp3

>linking to a furry booru that has 1 page of content instead of an actual jap loli booru that has 11 pages

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=zankuro

what the fuck is your problem, retard

>gelbooru
enjoy that virus

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>dustbowl #1
>junction above anything
I always knew this board had shit taste

Never forget

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im confused what am i looking at and what's real?

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>tfw Sayorifag and missed out on the glitch
Congrats, you've triggered me.

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Some valve dev telling arena fags to play CS instead.

miss pauling is truly my kind of lady

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deepest

unused text for the gamemode descriptions, Arena isn't listed in the gamemodes so the comment is a snide remark by the devs

>spergs out and deletes years of TF2 history (weapon demonstrations for the wiki, mods like lambda fortress, and community weapon demonstrations) for no explicable reason
>tries to start over his channel to upload fucking fitness videos
>silence for three months
>comes back and uploads a fucking motion stop video, basically says "lol sorry guiz" and gets his dick sucked by retarded zoomers in the comments
The worst kind of catch-22, you'd have to be autistic to churn out such videos meaning it shouldn't be surprising you'd also effectively destroy them on a whimper. Fuck this schizoid faggot.

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Gunboats or Shotgun?

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gunboats by far

shotgun because I like having a second primary

All I do in tf2 is mge as soldier and sniper and demo jump maps.

dont uber shit pyros

>I am fully charged!
>actual wipe the entire enemy team
being invincible sucks if you cant get anything fucking done. meanwhile crits will give anyone you aim it with full critical hits on all their hits and completely melt the enemy rats before they even have a chance to run away.
Gabe knew this, so he put the Strange variant in the Salvage crate and made it worth a billion keys.

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>snakewater #19
Seems legit...
>granary below barnshitz
delet this.

Shotgun has saved me endless times. You can't ever have too much dakka.

Depends your playstyle.
If you wanna jump behind enemy lines and fuck their med in the ass, gunboats every day.
If you want to be a front-liner/pocket go shotgun.
If you are pocketing you shouldn't be rocketjumping unless your med is running quickfix, so the shotgun is vastly superior because it will be easier to save your med from scunts

>equip shotgun
>pyro smugly taps A and D at me
>remove them from the game with hitscan
reflect that you piece of shit

>equip gunboats
>pyro taps A and D
>shoot his feet, he goes into the air.
>double midi him and taunt on his ass.
you CAN land midies, right user?

>get crit charged
>decide to have a stroke and aim at the same spot the whole time

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I love this feeling, when they're anticipating a rocket and you fuckin blast their ass

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you know how I can tell when a Sniper is cheating. It is very easy. If you get close enough to him so he pulls his Kunai, and the very first swing he hits you with is a full crit one shot kill, he has melee crits on his shitty lmaobox because it forgot to toggle it off (its the default setting). This is how I always spot a shitter trying to hide their aimbot.
What is hilarious to me is 9 times out of 10, the person cheating has like $1000+ of items in their backpack, like that dumb faggot who was VAC banned in the lmaobox source code leak to valve, and he has a burning flames team captain and said it was an INTENTIONAL decision.
Cheaters aren't that bright.

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THEY'RE CALLED AIRSHOTS YOU JACKASS

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FUCK OFF CUNT YOU HIT THEM IN _MID_ AIR SO THEY ARE MIDIS, MIDDIES, OR MIDDYS, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU FEEL LIKE SPELLING IT.
GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY HIGHLANDER GAMES CUNT

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yeah you hit them in mid _AIR_ you piece of SHIT and you're SHOOTING THEM SO IT'S AN AIRSHOT
i will PISS in your MOUTH if you come around here again

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>tfw reddit hat, cheater hat, halloween all-class unusual hat

But no one actually cares.

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an AIRSHOT sounds like I'm hitting wind cunt you know what we call that A FUCKING MISS! A middie sounds like something YOUR MATE WOULD SHOUT LIKE "FUCKING SICK MIDDIE MATE"
mate I have enough VB already i dont need your piss in my mouth

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>SPUF never got a tinfoil hat
>all that autism lost to time

>Pyros get Degreaser
>it is too powerful, nerfed
>Pyros get Reserve Shooter
>it is too powerful, nerfed
>Pyros get Phlog
>it is too powerful, nerfed
>Pyros get Dragon's Fury
>it is too powerful, nerfed
>Pyros are pretty good with Panic Attack
>it is too powerful, nerfed
>Pyros only weapon they can use for skill left is Axtinguisher
>nerfed so many times into the ground so it is better to just use the stock axe
Is Pyro the most cucked class in the games history?

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you idiots the terms are interchangeable.

When I was so much younger I had a friend rage he didn't get a Kritzcast hat and punched a wall, which wasn't drywall, hurting himself immensely. I wonder what he's up to now.

Probably installing drywall in gamer's apartments.

>still left with Third Degree which is a direct upgrade from stock somehow

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Yeah, I totally play Quake.

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Gunboats when I feel like my team isn't going to do everything.
Banner when my team is holding something well enough that a buff would help them.

Pyro melees are a fucking joke user.
Why would you seriously pull out a melee weapon when you're doing 200 damage per second in a cone infront of you.

only reason, is if you're out of ammo and ubered.

>play quake
>can't use original cause the glitch

its the second worst gamemode in tf2
worst being CTF purely because you cant touch the intel to return it like in UT or something

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how do you know which bugged unusual you unboxed first?

2016 halloween unusuals are in a separate category from the others, because they fucking suck

I remember when the CO and Flair and shit were new and it was a cool thing to have a full color image instead of that weird monochrome thing because someone figured the bypass out.

I still have my dumb gay anime one from 2012?

> that dumb faggot who was VAC banned in the lmaobox source code leak to valve
forgot about this dude hahahahaha
lost over 24 grand if i remember correctly

the glitch?

Shotgun or Panic attack because Im not a crutch soldier who neds gunboats

>2016 halloween unusuals

Tesla Coil is fine, the star ones are okay

That last one though was pretty bad

STILL BETTER THAN KNIFESTORM

knifestorm is based, although i wear stormy 13th hour personally

Shotgun on spire & gullywash mid
Gunboats on badlands mid & granary mid

*headshots you as soon as you pop*

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*Shotgun or Panic attack because Im a shitter who waddles around firing at chokepoints on dustbowl and doesn't know how to do rollouts

Deathlock-san

the view model is fucked if you go past a certain fov.

But I sure do!
dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ081619.html

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In regular games you dont need to rollout all the time, plus you want it or now the gunboats are genuine crutches for people who can manage health for rocketjumps

I love how litterally anything that alters a playstyle to be better in one way or another is "a crutch"

Is not about that, its a good tradeoff but the effect its a little too strong given you get next to no self damage. I just like the shotgun more in general

Here you go. gamebanana.com/skins/165167

does this work on valve servers?

Yes

well shit thank you.

>you will never play vanilla tf2 ever again

Hats ruined everything.

i can tell ur bad at the game

That overall list is absolutely mentally challenges I'm not going to even acknowledge it because it proves TF2 deserved to die as a franchise.
>Badwater that high
>Thundermountain that high
>Gorge that low
Pubstomping retards

Explain to me why you want to do a rollouts on non 5cp maps all the time then. Also
>60% damage reduction
>not strong as fuck with little no downsides other that not using shotguns for personal space
Not as bad as the crossbow but still too damn good

Oh right I forgot you cant said anything about Soldier because people get angry, my bad.

desu soldier is the most broken character in the game. Unless you think being unable to kill the entire enemy team is a downside.

post engineers

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I got a hat drop

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okay paul blart

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>ywn play TF2 without it being F2P

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There is a mod that removes all hats and cosmetics from the game, haven't tried it.
I hear it works really well, but its only cosmetic, of course.

Tell me Yea Forums, is there any feeling in life better than annihilating a full stack enemy team without 100% trying?

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reflecting a rocket into a medic girlfriend.

>join upwards
>5 snipers
>0 medics
>3 spies dying
>their team is entirely trickshotting snipers and engineers with L3s camping spawn

It hasn't changed in 10 years.

absolutely NOTHING better than reflecting a rocket the millisecond the soldier shoots it and then taunting, even if the area is dangerous. NOTHING!!

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reflecting a DH rocket while standing behind the soldier

>Join server
>Nothing in chat or console
>GEE I WONDER WHY
>Everyone still plays like everything is fine

>Pyro takes ski-

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Based Phlog

Why does Yea Forums always attack this?

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INTRUDER ALERT:RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

middies are when you hit them mid-reload, it's middies cause it's MID-reload! what an ignoramus am i right?

What's in there?

The Red Spy is in the base!?

>tfw got burned out on tf2 around april fools
>still upset that I'll never have that stupid potato badge even though I'd literally never wear it
At least I'm determined to be around for those sexy as fuck gem badges for Madness
Madness fucking when

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user, they don't update TF2 anymore.

They sometimes take community marketplace hats and put them in a box that costs money to open, though.

>no category that contains only hydro and no other maps
shit poll

Yeah, I'm talking about an upcoming event on a community MvM server. They're doing a way better job of providing an MvM experience than Valve. As in, providing one at all. Still pretty neat missions though. Valve supports it by allowing them to add badges to the game, like that potato.

>everbody crying salty tears when the phlog taunt made you invincible

You could actually see the fear in the pyro's eyes as you planted stickies at his feet no idea what everybody was bitching about.

r8

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2/10

bump

pick up a cool weapon that the enemy dropped then retreat

This is... dare I say it?
...Baste.

>Soda Popper Contract
WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE

never ever

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What's the problem, the advanced part? I remember the contracts being so fucking stupid that you can just killbind after triplejumping with the atomizer to get points on it. Though, it doesn't do damage to you anymore, so it might not work.

Amy other meme builds I should try out besides fat scout and the obvious demoknight?

>Demoknight
>meme
Try Caberknight like a real chad

It's so fucking rare to get a fucking triple jump kill.

Backburner is still there my dude, full crits from behind is pretty good

>playing turbine 24/7 with like 6 players on each team
>be soldier
>can't even fucking walk through any any of the three entrances towards the center without being instantly deleted by a sniper who had no other targets
>longest I could survive was by spamming rockets towards him but it was futile
>my soul when rage switching to scout

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Buffalo and fists of steel.
God I hate how all the good joke loadouts died.

>tfw unironically became a pootis spammer after getting my chicken kiev
At least I'm not a friendly haha

intel

It's just silly how many people don't realize flamethrower particles linger.

Sniper mains are factually shitters who feel too proud of being able to kill someone by shooting the air 5 inches behind your head and it's really cool when they get overly defensive when you even suggest they could be overpowered on a map where half of the entire thing is a massive sightline

If you actually look at the particle textures, you see schematics from black mesa and the info on g-man. That's how most people inferred his general motives.

>dustbowl that high
>barnblitz that high
>fucking goldrush being better than anything except for hoodoo

>when you shit rockets during the brief moment of confusion where they switch from the flamethrower to their secondary to the flamethrower again
It's fucking amazing.

>playing Demo
>escape a clusterfuck by the skin of my teeth all thanks to the medic that showed up
>"I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP YA KNOW"

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Did you know so many people complained. Valve removed demo automatically saying this when healed by medic?

Huh, neat. Didn't know that.

I only remember because it was surprisingly late into the games life time.

I was thinking of replacing the service medal with the stoogie

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>that one guy who spends all day in jailbreak servers populated by children

Hey man. Everyone has their kinks

Not on a wall maybe, but there's that bouncy tree on one of the jungle inferno maps at the start, can't remember the fucking name, the a/d with the trains at last

shooting a pipe at it will cause the pipe to get massive velocity to a semirandom direction, if the game doesn't count it as a surface like a wall you could get a direct from the bounce

youtube.com/watch?v=Y009oQEa8d8

>3/15
Fuck

Vintage. Every christmas I hear this instead of the original.

>Join whatever a casual rotation server >valve matchmaking 2fort okay.png
>no time limit, 3 caps wins
>no one actually capping
>pootis friendly heavies conga train

I... the fuck is this doing outside of a community specialty server like skial

>conga
Dude, free achievement if you spam stickies on them

>this beating should be a crime
>that's what she said

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>It's another "no matter how much I topscore, our team will lose" episode.
You'd think if you were a positive contribution to a team, that it'd bump your odds of being on the winning team up to about...I don't know...55% maybe? Lately, however, it feels like I lose 9 out of the 10 matches I'm in.

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it's easy to carry shitters if the other team is mostly worse, but if they've got 3 or more people that are around your skill level, while the rest of your team is comprised of children then it becomes impossible.

>idled
>still got one
HAHA POW

What usually happens is something like this. The other team just has like 8 or 9 competent players compared to your 2 or 3 competent players.

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yesterday i had a team where the person at the top had 24 and the last guy had 12, server was full, quite a sight

There's nothing more fun in TF2 than when both teams are competent and equally matched.

I deleted mine years ago along with a bunch of other items when I quit in 2011, but I started playing again in 2015.

I had some items from Killing Floor and Poker Night that I wish I still had..

so, is tf2 in the same universe as portal and hl?

Have you taken the phlog pill yet, Yea Forums?
>no need to aim
>little effort required to fill
>activate MMPH
>thermal thrust in
>disintegrate enemy team
>watch sparks fly in the chat
NO AIRBLAST? NO PROBLEM!

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youtu.be/Lamkz5L1wig

Thoughts on this kino?

Reminder that Whiterock was reskinned into Mossrock for Jungle Inferno

What did you think of Canteen Crasher?

It's almost 2020, but I have two Tour of Duty untradeable tickets in my backpack. What should I use them on? Do people even play it anymore?

I love swiftwater. If it had been introduced as an official map with just a little fanfare, I think people would have gone crazy for it. Too bad it's just fallen into obscurity

Just play 2 Cities

Just had this a few days ago. We lost.

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That’s amazing because that’s why it’s my favorite part. I always nail soldiers with direct hit and watch them slip off the roof area.
I always have fun on this map even when I lose.

Too bad a phlog can't protect you from based Demoman's stickies

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it's a good idea in concept but in practice I don't think it works

I really like the idea of a payload map with a central arena though, just needs tweaking

Nice phlog you got there. Shame if someone were to go heavy, or scout, or soldier, or demo, or sniper, or...

wtf you can do the fortnite dance in tf2? why is tim allowing this?

It's only usable against shit-tier pubs, at which point it's a rape train with no brakes that makes them flood the chat with tears and rage. It's pretty fun.

I had this a while back, and yes, all the players were there from the start.

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I sure do love 2fort!

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epic dont own the rights to the default dance, its public domain i think

Mantreads

>Play misc Maps in casual
>LE HAXXOR SNOIPAH
Why is Valve such a piece of shit company

just message steam support, they'll help you out

This is why I just go for Cheers instead.

this was years ago I dunno if they could do anything

it's always worth giving a try, and there's a history of your tf2 backpack so they can check it out.

2fort is cute
2fort is funny

fucking neither dude, they both got 12 people already

>that soldier
i had that exact same loadout years ago, before I quit tf2, now I'm back and instead of the fancy dress i have the cigar

Well I mean while not TF2, I was able to get my over a decade old Mechquest account back through the artix entertainment support despite not having the email or the credit card number that was used with it.. I'd just give it a shot to see if you could get your hats back with help of steam support.

out of context, but that reminded me when
I tried to get my Club Penguin account from 2007 before shutting down but it turns out they deleted accounts due to inactivity after certain time.
fuckers.

>That one time everyone on my team idled
>Opposing team doesn’t believe me at first, but believe me soon
>We just partied for the rest of the round

never

Yeah that sucks but at least it does help with username being taken stuff.
At least there are Club Penguin private servers.

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