You now remember Sasha Grey in Saints Row:The Third
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I now remember how kino saints row 1 and 2 were and how badly 3 and beyond ruined it.
I remember hating everything about 3 to the point where I fucked off to fight Strongbad instead of save Shaundi or whoever the fuck and then found out she magically survives in 4
Who is Sasha Grey?
Porn star.
a human sperm bank
three was so disappointing by trying to be wacky and le random
sr 4 is still le random but its more fun than 3
my gf
How does she smell?
so impressive how fast she faded out of existence after she stopped taking dick on camera despite desperately trying to hype up her acting career
What does she do now? I remember years ago hearing that she was trying to have a career in music or something
nothing
cum
brain
Didn't someone at Volition hate her so that's why she got off screen killed in 4?
Famous actress from the HBO series Entourage
A scholar.
>she magically survives in 4
user... your ending is not canon
She only became the most famous porn star of her time (despite the average face and no tits) because she had 0 stardards and was willing to do the most nasty scenes in the industry. That is why she cannot do anything else besides porn.
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
Semen
Mind
Saints Row 3 is not THAT bad. Nowhere near as good as 2 though but still.
big fat ass tho
She's no Mia Khalifa in terms of fame though. Btw I never understood how or why Mia was so famous. Her nipples were gross.
But the city is the definition of soulless. Only a bug person could look at Stilwater and then create that boring map.
That's a screenshot from Gat out of Hell.
But yeah. she's in that too.
They brought her back for gat out of hell so who knows.
They killed off Zimos offscreen but brought him back for DLC, so it's anyone's guess.
Saints Row was never good. It was always the discount GTA. Even when GTA got "bad" with GTA IV it was still miles ahead of the carny shit that Volitron put out.
yeah, her nips look like shitty stickers
Toilet cleaner
None of these look like Sasha grey, retard
this
Have you even played Saints Row 2?
And then they made this
>Avatar 3
>make new characters in saints row 3 because you're running dry after saints row 2
>kill them all in saints row 4 off screen
heh
SR2 was absolute kino
Sasha Grey will still be remembered as a legend though. Mia Khalifa came into the industry and left soon after while desperately clinging to relevance through ESPN and trying to fuck athletes.
>So much continuity between SR1 and SR2
>SR3 has brief mentions of Troy, Julius, and Ultor
>Stilwater is generic buildings grouped together with a bridge of dubious geographical location
I could navigate Stilwater without the gps, no way could I do that with Steelport.
She is a twitchthot now. She streamed RE2 Remake also.
>1 kinda copies gta but makes it more fun since IV was a boring bowling bog of brown
>2 finds its own self and is the best of the series
>3 yeets that out the window because NAH SENPAI WE WANT THE 11 YEAR OLD WHITE KIDS
>4 exists. somehow.
>5 does not. says everything.
Yeah. Are you going to tell me Saints Row 2 wasn't a discount GTA?
Did she ever do any VA work for any other game?
Not him but no. In fact it's very disingenuous to call it that given that's what everyone calls an urban open world sandbox game that doesn't happen to be GTA. Saints Row 2 was everything that GTA wasn't at the time (which isn't a bad thing), and that's why it sold so well. It recaptured a lot of the same feelings that San Andreas did, before Rockstar got so bent on "realism" instead of making a game that doesn't take itself so seriously in an effort to tell a captivating story.
I wonder is she misses swallowing 15 dudes while having other 2 in her ass
How does she manage to look so cute? I mean she's objectively about as big of a whore as one can be, but she still looks so cute.
>Socialist
Well she did work hard to redistribute the means of reproduction, so I guess that counts
Mia Khalifia's fame solely comes from the fact that she's middle eastern. Same with Asa Akira being asian.
Maybe she is just a happy girl, also some people say semen is good for the skin so who knows
I preferred having Hulkster as that one guy.
3 wasn't really that bad, but what kills it are that a lot of the story missions are just repackaged side activities, and the city being pretty bland.
sperm consciousness?
>why don't faces magically change if a penis touches it?
ah, virgins
as someone who started with 3, I really loved watching 2's story way more. 3's story is fucking trash.
I really wish they would fix the steam version already
>a
Cuteness implies innocence. Knowing someone frequently has multiple giant cocks simultaneously stuffed into their asshole while licking toilet seats for cash kind of contradicts that first impression you would think
You don't have to be ugly to be a whore, user.
A pure woman of faith.
I don't just mean attractive, or hot, I mean 'cute'. I'm not sure if there's a better word for the feeling.
That's the whole appeal. Why do you think people wanted to see Belle Delphine do porn? Or the hype behind Elsa Jean that has since passed? I'm pretty sure that's why porn really pushes the 18 year old (teen) category, since they tend to look like children.
elsa jean just looks like the splitting image of fetal alcohol syndrome, not cute at all
imagine dating her and not being aware of her past, i'm sure she cleans herself properly but not even a millions showers are going clean her past
No. It isn't a discount GTA because it's a open-world game where you play as a criminal in a urban city. It's a discount GTA because it's a poorly made game, and its cheapness shows at every level, but I doubt a fanboy will ever realize that. Even Mafia 2 is a better made game, even if half of it was left on the cutting room floor.
I liked her in that one, I felt bad for her when her sister got murderized.
One of the very rare occasions where a porn star actually ends up becoming an actress
No, I remember BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS in Saint's Row: The Third.
The chick that tried to bring Pubic Hair back into full swing in porn along the same time Cameron Diaz tried to popularize it.
Say what you want about SR3 but taking Killbane's mask was fucking satisfying
Saints Row was GTA but with gameplay. GTA had horrible gameplay, and still does to this day.
did she?
Tera Patrick was in a dlc for 2
I dont feel like any of the choices were meaningful
does anyone actually bother with AI homies? I just 2 shot everything with the pistol
Good. Saints Row is the kind of game you find on the bargain bin of any store that sells games.
>bought 6 years ago
>trying to refund
good luck I guess.
so did gat out of hell lead into agents of mayhem, like remaking the earth at the end? or are they sweeping the entire franchise under the rug?
And most of the time, the choices were pretty one sided. The Ho Boat one or the Zombie one come to mind.
They clearly expected you to make certain choices too - if you chose to destroy Syndicate Tower, you can fly a helicopter up to the blown-up top, and the collision is messed up (you float above the rubble in it, and the twisted beams aren't solid).
Plus it was a stupid idea to make the final mission have 2 endings.
The only reason to call AI homies is to listen to the dialogue they have with each other. There's some good stuff IV.
They're useless in fights though.
I remember them sending an army of killer strippers to my base and getting hard from grabbing and throwing them off the roof.
What makes all these young girls do porn? Just money and fame? kinda sad man
Yeah, she's such a terrible fucking actress holy shit.
Yeah, it's based off the "reset the universe" ending, with Gat being a government agent, Pierce leading the Vice Kings, etc.
But they're distancing themselves from the game now because it sold badly and are probably trying to make a semi-competent Saints Row 5.
I only had 3 hours logged, and they were all in the main menu because of the crashing.
I don't expect much out of valve and they aren't required to refund me, but its worth a shot.
>Twin secretary characters that run all the local prostitution
>Kill off one almost immediately
>The one that survives is the one that who can barely act her way out of a paper bag
SR3 sure managed to do everything wrong that it possibly could.
I think Khalifa's zenith was the Oyakodon Hijab scene with Bang Bros. Nothing can top that.
I don't think people sign up for porn to be well known. I think they do it because they are in a rut and need cash. sasha doesn't do porn anymore and now she streams games
Why didn't you get the Gentlemen of the Row mod then?
It fixes a lot of the crashing (it still crashes, but a tonne less), and if you don't like all the gay shit it adds and changes to the game, you have the option of doing a vanilla patch.
ive been able to get refunds after 2 hours, but the 6 year mark is probably a no go, good luck again.
it feels like they meant it to be at the time.
I know right?
>Luchadore section of the city isn't made up of Spanish Barrios and SoCal architecture
>Morningstar aren't glass postmodern skyscraper monstrosities
>Deckers aren't Cyberpunk Neon out the ass
And it's a real shame that Volition thought to replace actual missions with enforced side activities.
did she also stop doing porn?
The Boss would never choose revenge over his homies.
>his
>Oyakodon Hijab scene
I fucking love that scene so goddamn much.
At the very least he can get it off his game list.
>They literally play "I need a Hero" over the decision
>The one where you let all your friends die is the right choice
>mfw the dirtiest stuff she did is now almost industry standard
lmao
Aged like fine wine
>tfw accidentally drove my car off the pier
>ended up swimming the entire way to the island with that blasting in the background
It was really satisfying.
Yeah, his.
He's male in SR1. So if you're playing as a female in the other games, they're a tranny. Still a he.
Most people's female bosses look shite anyway. The default face is awful for them. You have to adjust everything to look passable.
Who /MaleVoice2/ here? To me it's the only Boss voice, because it's the only one that's consistent cross all four games.
She retired about 3 to 2 years ago.
is that the british one? that's the only one I liked
No, it's the Darren from As Told By Ginger voice
Is that the the scot that sounds like he gargles rusty nails? Because I use nothing but.
>using the meme voice
haha simply epic my dudes!
why not take the boat that the game puts there for you?
Yeah. I've done 4 full playthroughs of the series and used Ken Michael's voice twice. It fits the best too.
No, it's the black guy voice. The Cockney voice is different in 2 vs 3/4.
>180 subs
It's sad, really.
Based thot boss
>why not take the boat that the game puts there for you?
I was like all the way back at the airport and took a wrong turn, there weren't any boats around.
lol she tries to DJ big parties in LA but the rumor is she really just sells drugs
Eat my fat cock ya fuckin' wanker.
What?
The choice is presented to you at the Armoury. If you were at the Airport you'd have passed the trigger that confirms you're killing killbane, not saving shaundi.
I don't remember anything from SR3.
hopefully she saved some of her porn money
i gotta be real lads, even though a million dicks have been in there, i'd still lick sasha's asshole clean after she took a huge shit
To be fair, the game intentionally (or did a shit job at) making the Boss act like they're in a mid-life crisis for the Saints.
>Saints sell out after doing and enduring the most fucked up shit in Stillwater
>Either return to roots by being a hard motherfucker in the split decisions somehow
Eg.
>You always do something cold to the hos
>You always fuck up Syndicate Tower
>You always make Matt fear for his life
>You always embarrass Killbane
>You always do something about the zombies, as silly and "puckish rogue" as it seems
>You always use Josh Birk as a bargaining chip
What acts as the catalyst of mellowing out and accept being corporate whores or being the coldest motherfucker after years of doing nothing is Three Way - Either you get hard and get your revenge for Gat at the expense of your homies' lives OR you stay soft and choose to save your homies'.
I completely forgot you go to the armory, that's where I meant.
i wonder if she would like to get banged by Mr.X and a licker
Thanks, apologies for the long face, I plan to do better when I get around to SR4 on PC.
Get the MySteelport emulator so you don't have to spend ages copying every value from one game to the other.
>Stilwater is one of the best designed maps in sandbox games
>Steelport is one of the worst
How? Seriously, fucking how?
Holy shit, thank you. I thought everything was lost. It's on me though, I never thought to google-fu such a thing.
2 >>>>> 4 > GOTH > 3
Never played 1 or Agents of Mayhem. This series is just so fucking disappointing. 2 was great and then they decided to throw everything people liked about it away for no reason. I honestly just want it to stay dead at this point because it's clear to me that Volition has no idea what made 2 special, I'd rather they just make a new Red Faction instead.
Man Saints Row 3 was underwritten. Outside of main missions, the place seems like a ghost town. Saints Row IV excerbated it.
I only happened upon it recently. I used to just screenshot the values and copy them over.
It lets you store them locally on your pc too which is good.
Now that I think about it, I guess Gat out of Hell would be GooH, not GOTH, not sure what I was thinking.
1 is very similar to 2 but misses key stuff like mission checkpoints or fine aim.
It's cool seeing what Stilwater looked like before Ultor obliterated the district of Saints Row.
i could write pages about how 2's story shits all over 3's, but how is the gameplay different?
>Saints Row IV excerbated it.
yeah, SRIV's map is empty as fuck, but i had a lot of fun jumping from buildings and collecting stuffs like an autist
>prison island with full interior
>nuclear island
>airport district
>Ultor city with huge building that's enter able
>Casino
>beachfront with pirate ships
>museum district that you could go inside
>suburbs with community center you can go inside
>trailer park
>graveyard
>large college area with enter able buildings and laboratory
>actual red light district
>enterable above ground and underground mall
>cavern system
>interstate system and connected highway
>those cool easter eggs in the ocean if you took a boat far enough out of the map
how did they fuck up so BAD? they should have just kept building onto stillwater, it was better than any GTA map
Stilwater
>Planned out the history of the whole town past "Whoa thing changed over the course of 5 years in a coma"
>Several neighborhood of the city provide to the suspension of disbelief that the city exists - you have the college neighborhood, trailer trash town, industrial zones, suburbs, etc.
>Each neighborhood has some kind of significant architectural design - you can tell that you're in Chinatown versus the Docks/Ports
>Green space and areas for recreation exist, alongside commercial ventures that you can access like fast food
>Actually designed the infrastructure - As an earlier user said, they can navigate without the GPS
>Hidden spots the player can look around and enjoy the details - common examples include the Greek statues near the College area
(Personally, I thought was a blast dicking around in the Mall and the Airport outside of missions.)
>Hand-placed nodes for AI and Player idle animations, as well as nodes for pedestrians
Steelport
>Not much of a history is introduced, after all it's introduced as a new and strange land for the Saints after they get caught by the Morningstar
>Feels artificial thanks to no effort from the team in providing the suspension of disbelief - The highways either run in a 3-lane type setup of going through the center of the town or at the sides and there's no difference in neighborhoods
>No visual difference in neighborhoods outside of the obvious
>Green Space and recreational space is limited, no access to commercial ventures like fast food
>No hidden locations to explore alongside a limited number of interior spaces
>No detail or care put into idle animations
It's not the specific nuts and bolts of the gameplay that they screwed up, it's the framework holding it all together. There are NO interesting missions, there are barely any interesting side activities, and the game in general just feels like a barren fucking wasteland. They clearly sank a ton of money into overhauling the underlying tech and getting big name celebrity VO, and then the budget got slashed when they had to actually make content for it.
SR3 is just not fun to play. It's a chore and it disgusts me that a bunch of the fucking retarded kids that grew up last gen will look back on it as being some nostalgic classic. It's Ultima 9 to SR2's Ultima 7, it's Thief 4 to SR2's Thief 2, it's Hitman Absolution to SR2's Blood Money. SR3 is just utter fucking trash.
>Be a cool chick whose a legit qt with a great ass
>Also be famous for being a nasty pornstar
Wish I could turn back time to make her my housewife and cuddle her
SR4 is an okay Crackdown game with some fun fanservice for fans of SR1 and 2.
Sweater puppies!
Damn she actually looks good here. I wish she still did porn
She had to retire sometime.
I liked trail blazer and genki arenas, but I thought the main missions were boring.
it really did just boil down to walk around and instantly click on heads
>video game
>cinema
????? kino??????
I you mean igra ????? stupid amerifat
Genki just didn't do anything for me, when the whole rest of the game is just as wacky as their wacky japanese game show, it just comes off as mundane and boring. The gameplay was fine enough there, but it's nothing memorable or interesting, just generic third person shooter schlock.
Trail Blazer was alright.
rip
not him, but its just a buzz word, let people have fun with it.
people who say kino are regarding cinema less than half the fucking time, you have had quite a while to come to terms with that
He's talking about the story and cinematics. Saints Row 2 especially has some great moments, with pretty well composed shots.
The cutscenes where you bury Shogo alive, or mercy-kill Carlos come to mind.
Thanks brother.
No tattoos, fake tits or dyed hair.
NO! WHEN?!
September last year...
>Several sources list her as a former pornographic actress [citation needed]
Lmao.
better than tara patrick’s dlc exclusive ass
The way Carlos died was so fucked up
>This thread kind of makes me want to replay IV
>Realize I'm missing 99% of the DLC
>Most importantly the story missions
I guess it's a blessing in disguise. Now I can just replay SR2 again.
>Mafia II
Don't remind me. It deserved to be so much better than what it turned out to be.
Is this one of the most Kino shots to ever been made in SR cutscene history?
Goddamn it, it's not fair.
Stupid European brokenbrain
I don't remember the DLC being particularly worth playing. The only thing I remember about it is that it breaks the fourth wall to tell you the initial pitch and plan for the plot of the game that ended up getting canned, and it ends with you riding raptors through the streets while it plays the "everybody walk the dinosaur" song.
This thread makes me want to jack off to Sasha Grey’s fat jiggly ass
The only thing that I don't like about SR2 is that it's hard to make a female boss that looks good.
Yup. And the retaliation for Jessica was even worse.
>Used as a hostage as the Boss slaughters the police and bank guards
>Shoved into the boot of your own car
>Horribly realize that you're on the floor of the monster truck competition your boyfriend is competing in
>Hear the roar of the engines as they make their way down, hear the creak and crush of metal
>Get crushed once, either you're still alive and barely conscious or mercifully dead after the first impact
>Get pulped by your boyfriend's victory lap over your car
I really didn’t expect the dinosaur somg
A serious actress.
>When you check the trunk... Just remember you shoulda offered me something better than twenty percent
The two story DLCs for 4 are dumb and not even canon
thotscenes will never top this
its a shame the boss didnt stay the fucked up sociopath that they were it'd be interesting to see how he'd deal will the morningstar for killing gat
>Calling 555-5966 to get Zombie Lin/Carlos
I miss stuff like that.
she screamed when she encountered x while playing as claire
she also really likes playing as kassandra in asscreed
youtube.com
WE COUNT 100'S ON THE TABLES, 20'S ON THE FLOOR
>Apparently you were supposed to fight the red guys first
>I fought them last
>Wonder why they expect me to give a fuck about Carlos, I haven't seen this fucker ALL game.
Opps
Post bosses.
I like the lighting put in place by SR3.
Pitfall of the setup of the story unfortunately.
Like with Gat and Lin, they couldn't use them in other missions outside of the specific gangs because they decided to do long-lasting damage to them.
Judging from her RE2make gameplay videos, she still participates in the odd gangbang.
I DEMAND YOU POST ALL THOT BOSSES
I still prefer that semi-open mission structure over SR3 and 4's super linear story though. 3 also still screwed up city takeovers by tying properties and activities to it which means you can end up killing off the leaders of all the enemy gangs yet they are still in full force on the map. In SR1 and 2 you systematically take over each gang's territory via story missions and capturing strongholds before being allowed to kill them off for good (and the enemy gang doesn't rest until then and will keep trying to retake captured territories in the mean time).
God SR3 was such a disappointment.
Plus what the fuck was with all the furries.
looks like they tipped over a mannequin
>Btw I never understood how or why Mia was so famous
shitskins were given access to the internet
That aaliyah hadid hijab anal scene is literally 10000x better than anything mia khalifa ever even thought about putting out.
1 looks so much better than 2 that it's criminal. Filters and post processing ruin game visuals.
The homies in SR1 were genuinely good. Actively using them turns what many consider the hardest Saints Row into a walk in the park.
Tera Patrick in 2 was a parody of Ubisoft using Jade Raymond to advertise Assassin's Creed.
Saints Row 3 completely missed the fucking point.
GTA had him first.
>5966 spells out Lynn
Kino. Zombie Lin's unique melee was great.
>Plus what the fuck was with all the furries.
Originally one of the side missions was going to revolve around you taking a flame thrower and breaking up furry gatherings.
Obviously that irritated people whose opinions most people ignore, and so they changed the furrys to mascots and wrapped them into Genki.
Man SRIV was fucking buggy
And Genki was fucking great, also fairly decent DLC.
Fuck man, I wish SR3 and 4 didn't go full retard.
wow that a lot of awards. i wonder how she got all those she must be a very hard worker.
i hate how only bailey voice came for IV, and not the russian or latina voice
Non-dlc Genki would have been a lot better if it wasn't for the Brutes, of course that could be said about the whole game.
>The pack of cigarettes and liter
Liter of what?
Elsa Jean's pussy is fucking disgusting and it makes me unable to wank to her even though I like her face.
FACT!!!
Also SR3's soundtrack is total dogshit compared to SR2's.
The Russian voice was in 4. It was still a shitty game.
>playing sr3
>"You know what the player wants? Everything handed to them in 5 minutes."
oof. Big yikes.
Popular twitch streamer. She's always high af but she's pretty funny once you get past the dude weed shit.
Ha ha haaaaaaaa breddy gud
You must be 18 years old to post on Yea Forums.
HERES THE REAL REASON SHES FAMOUS
Mia Khalifa paid for her AVN pornstar of the year award. Back then(idk if you can still) you could pay for your spot as pornstar of the year.
That’s what she did, and since people are retarded sheep they just hopped on the train
Is Asa Akira any good
asking for a friend
Fuck yeah it's CELEB *fucking* RITY! CELEBRITY was always a cool fucking badass! Hell yeah!
Not really, no.
I personally rate it a bimbo / 10