I enjoy sexy girls in videogames

Based and semenencephalus

I really don't understand this year's summerfags
>Sexy and cute girls are bad!
>Sex is bad!
>Touching yourself is bad!
>Japan is bad!
Who are this people?

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Said the guy posting loli

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Moeblobs aren't girls and you are having zero sex with them

What? Go look up /l/

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>Who are this people?
They aren´t people, they are trannies and women.

She's not hot, sexy, or even decent looking in-game, though.

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I agree OP.

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Sexy looking girls cannot justify a game that is boring to play end of story

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fais l'amour

>calls others trannies
>loves trannime
the irony

Imagine your average basement dwelling neet. Now imagine the sort of person utterly dependent on those neets for validation and you'll understand what sort of pitiful existence we're dealing with.

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OP should die from AIDS
Don't polute genertic pool with your gamer genes

Holy COPE

I like them too. I find female designs just more appealing to look at and I'd rather more games take a more female focused approach.

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Chemo Yea Forums needs. You need to go back.

Yeah you'll have to

I like seeing you guys absolutely seethe when there's an ugly person in a game. And I don't give a shit either way, lmfao.

I don't play video games to look at "hot women" (pixels).

Doesn't matter
>Sexy looking girls
At least post one. Not some beast

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I love OLs
Are they any games with sexy OLs?

I know you can't help it. Getting involved in a stranger's fap sessions is the closest thing you'll have to your own life. I honestly feel sorry for you.

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Which MU has the best titles?

>Mark, Suspect Mind/Famed Genius/Superb Mind
>Kris, The Shadow
>Robin, Grandmaster of Yllisse/High Deliverer/Fell Vessel
>Corrin, Crux of Fate/Vallite King/Queen
>Byleth, The Enlightened One/Wandering Flame/Wings of Hegemon/Guardian of Order/Ruler of Dawn

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>newfaggot setting down rules
no one cares faggot

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Either Byleth or the MILF variant Robin.

based

Holy ARREST

>you can't fuck yourself
Why do vidya devs keep doing this?

I fully agree dude, I just enjoy having a bit of eye candy while playing a kick ass game, something which retard western devs will never understand

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It's hard to believe a character as perfect as Lilith actually exists

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>scrawny 12 year old boy chest
nah

this is why jam-brain caught on so quickly

hell same

it's impossible to be bored playing a game that makes your dick rock solid.

Normally I do too but femByleth just looks retarded. I'm glad I went male for once because the story was actually enjoyable and I don't think I would have been able to take it seriously playing her.

she makes up for it with hips and ass.
tits are the least of my concern

>Dimitri murdered several Adrestian generals in bloody and gruesome methods
>Dimitri went and tortured all captured soldiers
>Dimitri enjoyed removing their eyeballs and their limbs if the soldiers didn't know anything
>Furthermore he killed Adrestian soldiers through crushing their skulls with his bare hands
>Agrees to send Crest suicide bombers down Edelgard's way
>Torches militia camps and destroys innocent cargo suppliers for the empire
>Literally kills hundreds upon thousands of Adrestians before he gets stopped by multiple lances impaling him and not before saying he'd lop off Edelgard's head and parade it in the gates of Enbarr (Empire's capital city)
Dimitri apologists go.

Balance is key in life.

I thought you said "and make people mad" and was going to agree that I love it when that happens, but I don't necessarily agree with the "people I hate" part since I don't really hate anyone like that.

I do enjoy when certain characters I love make people legitimately upset though. Pic related. Also Jack the Ripper from Fate too.

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indeed, cheers

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Based and redpilled

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Maleth looks like he is constantly angry while Femleth looks like she is constantly concerned.

>She looks fine when her eyes are drawn incorrectly
The tights still looks retarded by the way. Should’ve gone for ZR and a solid color over lace.

ta gueule pour voir?

Byleth looks more like he's constantly thinking
>Did I leave the oven on?

kids in rich schools are pelted with anti-sex rhetoric from kindergarten.

They truely believe that woman hate strong will men and flirts

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All I'm getting from this is that Dimitri isn't just some crazy deranged murderhobo, he's a hypercompent murderhobo wargod the likes in which Chinamen Wuxiafags would worship

I am that person and I can explain it.
It is a mixed feeling of self hatred and also gloating.
I legitimately hate myself for being a virgin until 23 and wasting my life on something that in hindsight was not worth it, especially since once I started doing jiujitsu and hooking up I realized that none of that shit was scary at all and it was entirely in my head.
The second part is me seeing my old self in retards on this board and wanting to lash out on them, sort of help them out but also make fun of them because I am better now.
If I could erase memories of my old self from existence I would be a lot happier of a man and would never come back here, but it is haunting me, so I will project my insecurities on to others.
In addition to that, life overall and my happiness index is through the roof compared to what it was, and I play aproximately the same amount of vidya, it's just that I also do other fun stuff that doesn't make my hate myself like fapping to degeneracy on sad panda used to. And sex is fun.

Sex is fun until you get an STD, an accidental pregnancy or a false rape charge.

I got genitals warts, eat some pills and burned it off which taught me that you should be more selective.
But you can still have a lot of sex even if you are careful, that is a non issue dude.

Pretty sure female Robin embodies that phrase to a T.

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Cumskull thread

I would never have sex without first knowing her stance on pregnancy and abortion, and even then I wouldn't have sex because I wouldn't be able to trust her.

Byleth is trans! x3

I live frugal to afford my hobbies, but need more money. I am learning japanese to futher indulge in them, but would it allow me to make money like translating novels or videogames? Also want to learn how to draw and program. What option would make more money?
And what are some untranslated good games with sexy girls?

You can't let yourself merge with grima so it doesn't count. The hierophant is actual best girl.

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Set aside the part about Grima and she still embodies the phrase.

:(

discord trannies

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God damn I fucking love pantyhose.

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>Shin guard on one leg
>no shin guard on the other leg
?????

Japs have a fetish for asymetrical designs for some reason.

Even then it's fucking retarded combat wise. Like choose if you wanna get shot in both legs or none of your legs.

it's fiction mate, who cares

If practicallity concerns you, I think runing around with that huge ass coat is a bigger problem.

how did you know i liked asagi

Yeah maybe my autism is triggering.
Sexy girls are cool if the gameplay is good enough with them. If your game constantly piggy backs on sexy girls then it starts to become shit.

Spinmitri!

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Only faggots dont like Asagi

>If your game constantly piggy backs on sexy girls then it starts to become shit.
Doesn't stop jizzminds from making threads about gacha waifu shit

That's true but Yea Forums has a special aura of autism so you should just avoid that shit.

both designs look bad but the female one is worse
like, the opening scene. look how hard jeralt and byleth clash.
why do they not wear their sleeves? isn't that really uncomfortable? did they specially make it to have sleeves just hanging off? how does it stay on? who puts in that much effort to have your sleeves hanging off the back.
why do they have a crest on their back, too. they have no fucking idea what a crest is until hanneman tells them.
and those shorts, holy shit. i don't need realism in fire emblem. we blast fully armoured unmounted knights with fire magic. but that just breaks my suspension of disbelief even for a fantasy setting. that spike on her boob plate is gonna stab her in the stomach, too. none of it makes any sense whatsoever. if it were just a little bad then i'd be okay, but NOTHING ABOUT IT MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL.
and the colour scheme. god, that colour scheme fits with absolutely fucking nothing in the game. let's go through different roles that they play throughout the game.
the clergy wears white. contrast doesn't make any sense because you are their deity, why would you be the opposite of their colour scheme. you fit better with the underground people and the red is too prominent on the male design and the white of her tum is too prominent on the female design
as a mercenary black makes you stand out among the other soldiers which you don't want because you don't wanna die. plus, black and red are expensive.
as a professor, the colours do make some sense, but even then neither of the other professors wear black. in fact they wear colours closer to white. the students wear some black, but not nearly as much as byleth, and they have more gold than byleth's random ass red and blue.
this is probably gonna look pretty retarded and contradictory im not an art person i just like video games but something about byleth stands out in a bad way to me

I don't know why you typed out your thesis and the first 3 body paragraphs instead of just saying "I'm gay."

i like boobies tho

which is why femleth a best.

but why would i have femleth for my booby needs instead of dorothea or hilda when femleth makes me want to rip my eyes out
If you took out byleth and replaced them with a green unit from fe7 i would be happier

But femleth has the best rack in the game.

Because wammen and trannies hate 2d for looking better than them. Not only that, but they also hate the 3dpd that looks better than them. Trannies try and use 2d portraits to represent their idealized self, but in the end the truth is found and their illusion is broken.
Also, don't forget. They hate Asian (Superior) Women too

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gonna draw some byleth

I like video games actually having designs instead of lazy, lowest common denominator pandering out of spite because I'm an adult but sure. Everything must be politics and projection, can't simply not like bad design

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Considering that her students and her daughter she has every reason to be concerned.

cope.

That character does have a design, and something isn't lazy or "lowest common denominator" or "pandering" just because you don't like it.

>those femroe posts
Kek, are you the same faggot that keeps whining about people commissioning art of their own characters instead of the designated waifu NPCs?

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I don't think gamer would have even been a thing if people just learned to ignore stuff they don't like.

aradia in byleth in a sword fight

women and redditors

You can't just ignore stuff when it triggers you

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cinnamon roll interacts with byleth?? i thought she only hangs out with castlevania as an honorary guest

She's nice enough to spend time with anyone who wants to hang out.

i thought cinnamon roll would get people into the sex trouble

What's she have to do with sex?

cinnamon roll hails from the sex game and whoever she interacts with gets the sex taken over them it has happened to her girlfriend miriam

too bad you don't enjoy actually discussing video games you semen-splashing mental defective

>sex game
You're playing it wrong.

>You're playing it wrong.
i make sure to protect cinnamon roll's innocence AND her mom schonheidt too

Redditors and people from Resetera.
They're starting to realize that their boards are a shithole, and they made them that way. So their solution is to go to the only place where they won't get banned instantly for wrongthink but retain the previous habits they obtained from browsing locked-in shitholes for the majority of their lives.

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>Who are this people?
*these
go back to school ESL-kun