DEX > STR

rare E HONDA beta gameplay

So did he eventually get punched?

Argument is food related. Mcdonalds no less.

STR > CHA

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No shit even the nigga would be laughing.

E. Honda vs Captain America

WTF is going on here

chinks gonna chink

She's pretty cute ngl, would let her push me all over the place.

should have pushed him with only her chest

based and sniffpilled

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She kinda cute ngl, big girls are chill

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IRL stunlocking

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>cute ngl mind

Christ after the second push you can see him stop trying to fight her and spot the fear in his eyes.
He genuinely trembles at the thought of her falling on him and crushing his skull.

omg he's so tiny lol

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thai ladyboy gets a forced deepthroat

>her weight starts with 2

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>Big girls are chill
But they're clearly chimping out at a fast food place

these asian culture clips are fascinating - they behave like they're still in the middle ages but in a modern world

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>Teenage female vs grown man

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In all honesty he’s fighting the dude correctly. If you’re going to fight a dude way out of your weight class, DO NOT let them get ahold of you and hope for a solid strike.

is this porn

China basically was in the middle ages until about a hundred years ago, and most of the countryside might as well still be.

>fight lasted so long the giant had time to change his shoes

what the problem with that?

>It's not even worth my time to kill you

there is no correct way to fight that dude you literally do 0 damage

she's probably either drunk or standing up for somebody, if I had to guess.

Chicken nuggets are at stake

kek didnt notice

If you're the tiny guy in that situation then you need a weapon. Give them both knives and the odds are evened.

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He said it wrong. It's "when her weight starts with a 200".

cringe fedora lord who got bullied in school

At that point it's more like dagger versus a spear with that reach my man, nowhere near evened.

Based old man.

so what?

cringe

>that first second

What a fucking throw, holy shit. Where do I find a tough shortstack gf?

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DEX > STR

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Eventually it was.

>CHA vs STR

Guys refusing to retaliate or at least defend themselves against someone because they are "a woman" or "a girl" are even more retarded than the chimp starting the fight.
I'm against all sorts of violence but this triggers me a lot because they think they are being all chivalrous nice guys and shit for not fighting women but are ok throwing fists at a penis.

It's fucking 2019, people exist in all sorts of height and weight, be nice to everyone or at least stop being sexist/chivalrous.
I'm glad he's being ridiculed by this stupid big girl.

No one likes whale bitches

Lmfaoo I’ve boxed for over 12 years but your comment was accurate and made me kek rereading how I wrote that. Kudos

>Space Marine vs Guardsman

When you have that weight advantage you gotta go for the grapple

says who?

Stacys often have more strength compared to the fat girls because they are more likely to compete in atheletic fields. So its more STR+DEX vs ....whatever fat chicks have

It's easy to lose weight. Manlets cant get taller

Stacy gets a lot of practice trying to fight off the gang-rape from the football team. One fat nig doesn't stand a chance.

Gain height

>Pepe
>not Kermit
You have to go back.

Have height.
What's the manlet equivalent of "dilate"?
"Stretch yourself"?

The main thing in a fight is this, is the person that is attacking you really going to do damage to you and is you attacking them back and doing extreme amounts of damage to them really required.

It depends on the situation but outside of pride I can't really see the need for him to go apeshit on her and break her back, even though he could if he wanted to.

Niggers do that shit.

Smaller target vs. bigger target.
But yeah you're right the big one still has advantage. It's just that now the smaller one actually has a chance to inflict some damage. He isn't going to do anything at all unarmed.

spoken like a true incel

Drinking milk and hanging upside down

>White boys
Guess the meme is right. Just fuck my wife, Black bull

Why do woman always do this wailing? Isn't punching pretty much instinct?

Stacy is Dex + Str
Chubs is Def + Hitpoints

It's dps vs tank

me

>It's dps vs tank

Kek

that guy has some high charisma though fuckin hell

lmao that's a mexican pygmy are you fucking blind?

Classic.
Starfire one was good too.

No retard. Even when males punch, its that dumb from the shoulder punch.

Practice proper punches or you'll look like a chick.

Except he's not. Both first two times he's going up towards her probably thinking he's gonna out-muscle her but see the thing is she's entirely in the advantage here. She took him by surprise, he's falling to his side of all things and she's got the extreme weight leverage. She's not giving him any time to breathe or catch himself and you can spot that by the end he's just thinking of getting out of her way so he can stand a single chance.

Had it been a straight up fair fight the bitch would probably be smacked, but the fact that she was shoved into him and to his surprise, fucking heavy, was his literal downfall.

A fat chick is infinitely more desirable than a manlet in society. Do not respond to me and force me to reveal further truths to you.

It's really hard to punch when you're untrained and up close with a writhing, also punching target.
You're pretty much forced to chimp out and throw your limbs at them.

high ATK vs high ATK growth but med ATK

I'm not saying he should destroy her, but getting away or trying to stop her is a thing.
He might actually have tried to in the video I quoted, but in general I see a lot of people not doing shit or being proud to say "nah you see I don't hit women lmao", thus my rant.

Where's the penis

He's right, unfortunately.
>tfw 5'7"

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>When she says you aren't made for the BBC

based cholo

more like 65 STR 65 DEX vs 85 STR 9 DEX the rest of nigs SP are in worthless pools because nig

>lefty men

This reminds me of that scene in Dragon Ball Z

You can starve a whale but you can't stretch a dwarf

Yeah, bro. We all can afford lawyers to deal with the civil suit after we knock a fat chick out in the local Burger King. We all totally square up against a fucking female just because its shoving us.

You are the real genius here.

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Sadly, I read that the asphalt ape got the better of her in the end. Likely with the help of other apes.

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LMAO

>tfw also 5'7"
>lifting made me not give a fuck about rejection
Learn to not give a fuck and stop replying to shitposters

>Where do I find a tough shortstack gf?
McDonald's at 3 in the morning apparently

lilfag is telling bigcunt to stop eating him and his people, to stop being such a cunt

Last year I saw the same thing happening with an eagle and a smaller bird, why do the small birds do this?

Damn, Freddie Mercury beat the shit out of that jap. Was he ok after that?

Source: Your ass

god what a fucking chad

I don't even want context for this. He openly put himself at a disadvantage just to make a point and still won. What a fucking boss.

Guy on the right got paralyzed a couple years ago doing pro-wrestling

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshihiro_Takayama#Paralysis_(2017)

Don Frye, the guy in the moustache in that webm, did a fundraiser for him

DEX > END

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What is the correct move for him from this position?
Try to scatter away on all fours to get breathing room and stand up? Go for the legs? Anticipate her hurling herself at you and trying to grab her and get her down?

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>Dwarves are a stout, stocky people, not easily toppled

Higher INT in addition to equal STR

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>leftist "men"

the wig

I've got more brain problems than I think lifting would fix, but I appreciate the encouragement, amigo.

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did he just fucking yeet an alligator

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Now that the dust has cleared, we can agree that STR is the fool's lure, right?

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i do :)

The guy that got beaten will never escape the fact that he got beaten by a cripple. He will always be THAT guy unless he moves away and starts a new life somewhere else.

>What is the correct move for him from this position?
Do exactly what he did and leave

>tail drops at the end
???

desu he's a sweetheart for not standing his ground and letting her know whats up...after the first push id probably go full retard black out rage and break her jaw

those are right wingers tho.

>still fights him after that
>gets beat up

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Is that a fucking butt plug tail that fell out of the tranny man bag?

fucking hate gators, love every opportunity to run them over

Don Frye is truly based.

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very clever and original

Shiet, that's awesome.

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FL > DEX

Nice crit

Imagine having to go to school the next day after that

Generally it's because they want them to fuck off away from their nests.

That's the problem though isn't it she's got most of the advantages.
I don't think he'd have the time or the innertia to go for her legs. So personally I'd lay down for a few seconds to stop her in her tracks.

Once against, I'm against violence.
Usually, and it's especially true about school bullying or street harassment, standing up to the people doing you harm is the only way to make them understand it's not okay.

I'm not saying he should KO that fat chick, just speaking in general terms, but whatever.

Yours actually. I probably read it here.

>drops his tail

blacks dont go to school

Damn it's rare to see someone take a slam to a tile floor like that and be fine, especially someone so small

agreed

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satania is absolutely the stupidest person alive and satania posters do it deliberately because they get off to being bullied for it.

based, look at those roastie replies

where in the fuck did that wheelchair come from at the end???

Mongolians are the most powerful race

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If he rematched the bear today, who would win?

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the music in the background makes it 100% better. Somebody link the full one.

>not maxing faith

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you have to sprawl, regain composure etc etc

they're honestly lucky both these dudes are gentlemen, they don't really seem intent on over powering them in return

What a fucking faggot.

assist character

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Hey, if a socially retarded user like me can make it, so can you.
Had brain problems ever since I was 5. 20 years later and I finally learned it's better to focus on what you want, not the expectations of others.
What shitposting anons won't tell you on here is that there's a lot of women and men that are into size difference.

>put himself at a disadvantage
Did he? He was still mobile while being much harder to hit. The nig had to put himself off balance to even reach him. Once the cripple pulled him to the ground, the cripple won.

I heard this was staged

Wouldn't it be funny if they just stripped before fighting haha

Those staged chinese tik tok videos are getting more and more ridiculous.

Kick her feet hard.
Knock her down, then stand up and kick her face as hard as possible.

youtu.be/ajNBafVySY4?t=18

Fucking nigs man

Nigs never attack a target on their own. But even 4 on 1, he still does the most damage and walks away.

Idk seems like lying down in a crowded area puts you in a bad position, especially if she decides to pick up a chair or something
he was moving and all after but considering the fight seems to end there, he might not be

Yes
Slice it however you want, lack of legs is lack of mobility, and a bigger disadvantage than the height advantage.

>being proud of mounting a fucking pony

ah yes the niggers of asia

>"White" skin
>Curly nigger hair
Genocide the coalburners

Only blacks can do this because they don't have jobs and responsibilities.

>Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

It's tiny.

cope. studies have proved leftists are weaker by nature

DEX vs RES

THIS IS AMERICA youtube.com/watch?v=I7gtoLmHd5w

He was goading him to punch him. Surprise, they were ready for that possibility.

Actually he said it correctly dumb fuck, the only other options would be 20 or 2000 and hopefully you have enough brain cells to deduce 200.

>ninja warrios once again

>"just like in my japanese animes"
Weeb bear.

fucks me up to see people fight with their small children right there
>that one video of the woman getting out of her rascal to attack a woman and gets her kid to attack her as well

>focus on what you want

I think that's my issue, I have no fucking clue what I want out of life. Anyway I should stop blogging. Thanks for the kind words user.

That's some Cheech Marin ass shit

...

>Wolfenstein the New Order

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Jesus Niggers are just fucking animals

armor makes dex worthless

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>Idk seems like lying down in a crowded area puts you in a bad position
That's the thing though, she's not strong or even dangerous, the problem is he was irl stunlocked by simply being in a bad place. Laying down and stopping her will not only stop her in her tracks giving you an opportunity to breathe but can also make her slip up and make her go for a chair.

Is this the only source of food for the hawks ? Those birds are bigger than they are

>woman

You mean niggers right?

But he didn't have normal legs, he has prosthetics. It must be like fighting on stilts.

He probably took them off not to make a point about how badass he was, but because he knew that he could be sent off balance super easily while wearing them

>t. shitskin pajeet

>takes a puff of the cig before knocking him out
Nice

every time

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>Fight thread
>Always the same, cherry picked videos
>Always GRRR NIGGERS at the same videos
/vpol/ is so predictable. How about you cry about SJWs every time you see a woman or a non-white person in a game.

>taunting after an SD

I've wanted to watch this full video for years and havent been able to find it

Found the seething cotton picker

random fag on the internet
>uh this was staged
>must be true

based mike haggar keeping metro city safe from the japs

STR > ALL

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Serial killer

OK FAGS I HAVE A PROPOSITION
Think about this:
If suddently rapture happens ok, the entire planet. In the first scenario, every white person dissapears (european,slav,russian,jew). What would happen with civilization? WHat would happen to society? To industry to agriculture, to culture, to progress?

Now, think about this:
If rapture happens, and every BLACK person in the planet vanishes (half black, muslims) what would happen to civilization? To society? To crime rates? To technology?

What do you guys got?

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The law is the law user, now I have to inspect your penis!

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Yeah bro, one archer aiming squarely at a plated chest is totally the same as 50 archers aiming everywhere on a person. They will find a soft spot. Unless you really believe every knight had full suit of plate armor.

Women are controlling, Petty, and disgusting tho.
Tfw Faggot

>Security Guys don't do anything to restrain the guy and just let him walk around slapping the shit outta that bitch

lmao I thought Disney would have enough money to hire competent people

Please, this thread is completely cursed and offtopic anyway. You need to both try out new things that seem scary, challenging or interesting and you need to just stick to some things. It almost doesn't matter what you pick, if you stick to it for 5, 10, 20 years you will grow to be skilled at it and appreciate it. You won't have the burning passion of someone who's been working on it for 15 years since they're 5 years old and dedicates their life to the craft, but you'll grow to appreciate it and live life a bit easier. Try out something new when you have the chance. Take things slow

BASED

hahahaha wtf just aim for the knees bro

WOW NIGGERS

None of this comment is contrary to mine

>cope

very clever and original response

I'm the same height and I've been in 2 3 ways and 27 women, and I'm only 23. Height literally doesn't matter if you can display power and or dominance, user, don't listen to that height shit.
in case you're wondering I'm a musician

Typical

>kicks you
what now

youtu.be/UCb99B3xjHM

FACTUALLY INCORRECT

Dont give him kudos for a fucking canned response you pussy

I like it.

Why be so aggressive when you're so fucking awful at fighting?

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that spinning punch LMAO

>everyone standing around and letting the nigs gang jump him
Pathetic.

Also, white boy's shoes got no grip.

Goddamn that white girl was not playing.

>Dat toss
>nice form
>big tits

Why did >she just tiger uppercut him?

Until you hit exposed or weak areas.

one of the white kids gets a kick in towards the end at the other white guy

the one in shorts and long sleeves

Sorry to burst your white supremacist fantasies, but most white people aren't racist. /pol/ pissbabies aren't the majority and never will be. So you can take your Trumpanzee worldviews and stick it up your ass, honey~

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fuck i need a white girl to beat my ass what the fuck bros

wtf is even happening here

>gets up and instantly starts punching his head

this is like a parody video about niggers

Height doesn't matter when you have no face game
>tfw 6'2 lanklet
>no gains, but not fat
>uglyass mutt face
>hoes steer clear anyway
>mfw

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youtube.com/watch?v=zzwKv0A12DE

the absolute state

LAND OF THE FREE
nigger do what he wants and still walks out free LMAO, only based dude there is the one that chocked the nigger.

based

His mechanical legs was actually something that even the odds to his enemies.

Why do none of them just pull out a gun and shoot the other person.

The visitors did more to try to stop it.

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They were detained by the police. Not in the video.

If anything that's more the chad sloped armor, as you can see from later and more effective tank designs.

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max SPD

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>Amerilards seething
BASED

The immediate quick glance at the guys hands before he punches sells this for me.

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>most white people aren't racist
But blacks and sjws say that all white ppl are rayciss.

I think the hawk is depressed.

>wh*te """men"""

this like equivalent to goku taking off his weighted boots to make him more faster.

what a guy

based

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It's ok they have their stamina bars up to 3 so they should be good.

Diversity is our strength...

Holy shit I completely forgot what this pic is from.

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Sure, but he didn't "put himself at a disadvantage."
He didn't cut off his legs for this fight. He already had the disadvantage. The prosthetics didn't make it any better. Removing them didn't put him at any further disadvantage.

>arrow hits sloped armour
>deflects up and under your helmet
>bleed out through gaping hole in neck

NEED this to say "laurence, the first vicar"

youtube.com/watch?v=YdvWwMXY1Nc

Seething cotton picker doesnt realize his own cotton picker kind sold his fellow brothers into slavery

Every armor has chinks in it. Even when the shell is too tough to crack easily, there are ways to deal with the turtle.

He's like a DBZ character when they off the weight clothes.

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Do Americans REALLY do this?

>when you're super gay but also a cholo gang member

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Judy Hopps?? More like Judy Schlops on my monster dong

reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/94swhz/girl_goes_wwe_mode_on_helpless_guy_at_mcdonalds/

slightly different angle w/ sound

she sounds like she has a voice deepening modulator lmao

H-he's fast!

Grab a chair and go for the legs

absolutely based, if your weight is above 200 and you have a body fat percentage over %10 you unironically need to be gassed

why can't niggs kick?

>Juggling am enemy and using them as a weapon
One of my favourite mechanics

roll

Reminds me of a Street Fighter combo or some shit.

>guy was given so many free shots
>mainly ended up punching the back of the guys head because he doesnt know how to punch correctly

yeah, just because youre getting head shots doesnt mean its an automatic kill.
i learned that from playing counter strike.

They aren't all blacks

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>filthy nigger takes one hit
>down

Things like this never get old.

Only because that's not their specialty. Those hawks would fuck those guys up in any other situation

>archery is dex
>not str

HOLY SHIT

>there goes the neighborhood

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Seriously though, dont fight fairly here, just shoot them. It's way more enjoyable.

no pls dont

Damn maybe Staceys aren't so bad after all.

O K

I've heard the same thing from the grody people laying in piles near the gamer lounge of my college. Just because you're unafraid to stick your peepee in ugohs doesn't make you a chad lol.

I didn't ask for this. My dad is 6'4". My mom is 5'4". I am 5'7".
Cause of my height I am an incel. I have never even interacted with a girl. I have social problems with makinh friends.

I think about killing myself everday but not until my parents are old and dead. It all stems from being a manlet.

the correct way to fight that kind of guy is to run away and buy a gun.

Seirously what are you gonna do? even with that metal bar he bareley could reach that guys head

Feh...

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When you punch somebody and they literally don't react why do they think it's a good idea to keep punching.

I wanted to type this but you beat me to it.

wtf im looking at it frame by frame and I still can't figure out how he got hit. wtf kind of punch is that

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i can't believe this motherfucker drowned trying to save his sword

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/thread

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RIP

>CHA lvl 99 vs STR lvl 35

>Roasties
>In MY Yea Forums(nel)
REEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The main problem here is that you're not interacting with girls. Being short isn't a physical deformity, user. My brother's 5'6 and he's married with a kid on the way.

how fucking stupid do you have to be to think turning you back is the right way to fight? He PIVOTS IN PLACE AND TURNS TO MOVE BACKWARDS instead of just backstepping

the manlet is an absolute retard and untrained

youtube.com/watch?v=tv3jrXt6O0E
Everyone's a little bit racist though

Rollan.

Try spinning! thats a good trick!

Why cant niggers fight 1v1?

he swung his arm backwards

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>Maxing dexterity

You have to kill yourself.

>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE B-

goddamn dinosaur ass motherfuckers

>falling for bait
You should know better, or lurk more.

>he's married
..and?
Married to what?

He drowned yes. Everything else in your post's source: your ass.

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is that his move list on the right side of the screen?

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H-how is it?

Because when you're out to hurt somebody who gives a fuck about muh honor? I bet you cry about ganks in souls games too

>*crit noise*

fuck int

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>under your helmet
People did thought about that, so they protected their neck. Not to mention that arrows are not bullets

fucking poojeets holy shit

Roll me

youtube.com/watch?v=D3k6IjR4GiA

What kind of dancing is this supposed to be? I see all the time but never know what the hell I'm watching.

>yeet
please kill yourself. im begging you. the world would be so much better without you taking up space

ah, the majestic American wilderness

welcome.. to jurassic park™

This is good thanks for posting this

>fat fuck whale in Mcdonalds
He probably pushed in and she had to wait 2 more minutes to stuff her fat disgusting face

0 is fine too
rabbit is a lesbo

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kek

I fucking love bollywood shit

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fucking manlets when will they learn?

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There isn't a aingle fat woman with a likable personality
Prove me wrong

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>My dad is 6'4". My mom is 5'4". I am 5'7".
This is why you should not go for significantly shorter women, and women should not go for significantly taller men.
Put your closest pedophilia and daddy fetishes aside and consider that your children will wind up shorter.

Cause it makes you look like a bitch. Also >implying I didnt also gank people for fun with my friends
Go pick some cotton tyrone

China is still incredibly backwards outside of their few incredibly new cities. They are still considered subhuman by most scientists

That was impressive and all but I think that he would've had more trouble had he kept his prosthetic legs on, they seem like they'd be incredibly difficult and awkward to fight in so taking them off was more of a boon than him proving a point
Also reminds me of when a black kid got beat by a blind kid back in high school

rolleroni

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This the comic where they argue about Arby's?

>lmao I thought Disney would have enough money to hire competent people

disneylandwage cuck here.
it has nothing to do with that. employees arent allowed to intervene with fights like this. and yeah, thats including most of the regular security.
yeah, its dumb like that. the only people that can get involved are the law enforcement and the security leads.

so whats the point of security youre probably gonna ask?
they have to make sure that everyone else not in the fight is at a safe distance. if some rando tries to help, well, thats on them.

So then we agree that even a man that height can lots of sex? That was the point of post, not that I'm a Chad lmao. Also I really don't see anything wrong with that, considering 'uggo' is purely subjective, but you're probably right, I saw them mostly as holes I can put my dick in. At least they weren't fat.

I'm kind of surprised there isn't a Zootopia adventure game yet.

Test

>The backhand dodge combo's into chokeslam
Holy shit is he a Tekken character?

>maxed out blocking
>morphing block to taunt

Are you implying women need personality to rope in suckers when men are so stupid as a whole? Most women are insufferable but that doesn't change the second rate status of manlets.

No dubs on Yea Forums unfortunately

Is this the same comic where he didnt want kids?

Nah you got it backwards it's like Goku was fighting WITHOUT the weights and he's just goes
>Nah nvm I could use some more weight. You aren't worth all I've got.

It's a sequel

Your mother is a sweetheart.

b-but muh anglo longbow

He drowned because his kayak overturned while he was going to an island with his apprentice (a 16 year old girl) for sword practice

Yes, that is genuinely what happened. The girl survived and still practices kendo.

Being tall is overrated, user. It's all about how you play the hand you're dealt.

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I feel sorry for those exposed to someone like you. Hope you rot somewhere alone scum :)

They aren't though. Every hamplanet I went to school with was incredibly bitchy because they are all self conscious about their fatness despite being told that being morbidly obese is ok nowadays

is this a fucking parody about blacks?

Best thread on Yea Forums right now

based bro

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Yeah I was thinking Disney probably don't want videos of people with Mickey Mouse branded on them laying the beatdown on niggers

>Nah you got it backwards it's like Goku was fighting WITHOUT the weights

uhh...thats what i said?

Fit girl he met at his gym. The two of them get on really well together.

Sauce me holy shit

>being short is not a physical deformity
Enjoy your inferior genes

It's fantastic how such a shitty troll physics can actually be enjoyable when the budget is high enough.

Blacks are a parody about blacks. Ask any Nigerian about what they think about African Americans.

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what a chad

Nice fucking throw , someone better add this bitch to street fighter

>all these fat acceptance niggers
Amazing how PC culture and body acceptance movements have even become the norm here.
There is nothing okay with being a huge pile of redundant protoplasm, no matter what you saw on tumblr

>Corner a guy in an enclosed space, expecting him to be an easy target
>When he actually turns out to be more trouble than you can handle, have all your friends crowd in and lay waste to him
What I would love is if for one of these webms to start out like that, but as soon as the nigs start ganging up on the lone white guy, all of whitey's friends come out of woodwork outnumbering the nigs 5:1 and do some good old fashioned lynching.

aparently this guy was a huge slob and didnt shower

Buenos dias

>even when outnumbered, he just walks away fine
now this is a true chad

roll.

Yeah, make sense.

That's not how evolution works. Women prefer taller men so they birth out taller kids because it's evolutionarily beneficial for them to do so. Men are attracted to all women of shapes and sizes but women are the gate keepers who're attracted to only tall men. It's hypergamy.

No, the video was edited and the negress got a few punches in but considering that she needed to sucker the white chick first, the white girl still won

ok subway nigger
try not to be too salty

youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfgf0bP9v4

>Slampig pulls him down while he's clearly off balance
>Continues to shove him as he tries to recover
>All these comments calling him a basedboy and weak man
Clearly you morons have never been in a fight before

>putting the force of your upper body into a punch
>not proper
so what's the proper way then?

They are all massive cunts that love to act petty and pull passive aggressive shit in the workplace. It's thanks to all this "health at every size" and years of "plus sized marketing" bullshit.

Lol at all the fatties pissed off. Lose weight you cows.

Unironically extremely based

>What is kicking.

You can tell when they've been waiting for the moment, good one

Short women will have kids taller than themselves with a tall man, but still short. Taller women will have taller kids.

Right here officer

Reach up and grab a titty

Birdlets much like manlets tend to be tryhards

One had a black dude from New York try to explain the mentality behind this. He literally said.
>Aye so bruh we fight standin up. Nun day gay shit.
But the fight isn't over.
>But yeah so the thing is he's wrappin up n shit and you gotta go "get off my mans" you know?
No
>Like you know? Get off my mans?
Literally couldn't explain it aside from get off my mans

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0, 00, 69, or trips get

anything else is a waste

>thatsidestep
>thattakedown
>that control
That guy def has some MMA experience.

>Disney probably don't want videos of people with Mickey Mouse branded on them laying the beatdown on niggers

yeah, thats basically the short answer of it.
after this fight blew up, you have no idea how many employees and security said stuff like "man, i wish i could have helped out".

kinda triggered me when looking at social media when this fight got out and people saying shit like "lol, the employees arent doing jack shit!".

he's been training with uma

This is legit advice. Good shit, user.

>gear offers intimidation bonus

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>Dick slam at the end
You aight niggy

>Most white people aren't racist
Lmaooooo

i will never fucking understand why retards take a video of a video. YOU'RE RECORDING A LAPTOP SCREEN. USE THE LAPTOP TO GET THE RAW FOOTAGE. DUMB FUCK!

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I love this fight, I found it because of a fight thread on here a few weeks ago.

This shit is like a real like Yakuza boss fight.

>tumblr gif

Based post.

How do you lose that fight...

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Nigerians are based and hate their american mutts, from what I gather.

>Picking fights at fucking Disneyland
>In front of children
Literal scum

OFF
BY
ONE

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This is some loony toons shit

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str vs dex

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>The Virgin Bouncer
>The Chad Cholo

>anime poster against INT
Of course

>not posting tumblr gifs just for the extra (you)

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>nigger takes his shirt off
Every time. Like they reject one of the most basic tools of mankind: clothing

>MAXING CHARISMA SO HIGH THAT MATCHUPS YOUR SUPPOSED TO LOSE AT RESULT IN WINS

He didn't get the loot but he got the EXP.

I've never seen the actual scene of this and not Zone, huh.

Thanks, just found it on Netflix. That's my Saturday night sorted.

Fine...

Alright Yea Forums. How many fights have you been and how do you fight?

You can't always do that because it would be considered stealing company property in some cases.

is he died

mass, if they know how to throw a punch or their weight around that translates to strength

lel

toplel

What the fuck was the ref even going there? Seemed absolutely oblivious

Overweight people are not worth anything.

+5 poison damage

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That's not DEX, that's AGL though.

3 and all my technique was taught to me by Jackie Chan in drunken master 1 and 2

>all the other whites just stare
And this is why you are going extinct. Deservedly.

The same reason why chihuahuas attack enemies higher than their weight class and legitimately think they can push them off. They're too stupid and aggro'd to realize they can be insta-killed with a single shot.

fucking bollywood

>he thinks 5'7 is bad
Guy, you don't know shit about being short, if you were 5'3 like me you'd understand.

Kebab removed, I guess.

>if you can display power and or dominance
You're obviously a weirdo who lands equally weird or ugly women

Still removing kebab i see

lol

Not a single one and I can't even defend myself.

Blacks are killing each other just fine.

5’11 cope

Shit dude you're the same height as my wife

>Kangz shirt
Are memes just writing themselves now?

>don frye
does a more based man exist?

>UGALA BUGALA
Thank the Maker I don't live in America.

It's called daggering, iirc. Jamaican in origin.

>Senran kagura.jpg

Niggers are very tribal. While white people aren't. This is why white people need to be more tribal. We're getting replaced out pur own country. We need to fight for our survival. This is white genocide. Go on/pol/ to learn more. We need to help our race. We cannot be "individuals" anymore. Fuck Jordan Peterson. Fuck the skeptic community. Watch Nick Fuentes! Watch Stefan Molyneux and get FUCKING EDUCATED.
WAKE THE FUCK UP.

youtu.be/SBDRwiSZSBg?t=8

this is what happens when you ONLY lift. you are strong in artificial scenarios where you lift weight directly off the ground, but you have not developed any of the important and subtle balancing muscles

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>doesn't like being naked

Okay, Sensei. Go teach your class now.

show me a vid where this gang banging goes wrong and the guy getting gang banged actually gets help

0

I use my words cause I dislike pain. I also avoid putting myself in situations where someone would force a fight.

I'd laugh at this but then I remembered Molyneux became much more redpilled

rollin rollin rollin

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trips for hot sex with the bunny

ook

0 real fights
I once boxed with a friend cause we were bored, I was the weaker one.

Black people literally have child-level IQs. They are unable to express complex ideas. They only know how to express feelings.

>I do not like when people who look like me lose the fight

Is what he really means

Fucking retarded fatty. "subtle balancing muscles"? Did you come up with that in your fight with gravity one day? All strength comes from how you apply force, of course lifting contributes to potential strength.

ok

Fucking hell that is some next level play

None at all. Maybe i should go pick a fight just to see how I'd do.

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roland

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Cheerleaders are unironically fucking badasses. You wouldn't think it, but those bitches work out constantly and are used to being dropped from like 10 feet.

My sister is an ex-flyer and used to get dropped like once a day, and while I still kick her ass, she can take a punch and she'll come at you like a fucking maniac.

I just noticed his shirt is pointing too.

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>she

Wrestling is STR and DEX combined.

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kek

>lankl*ts

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1 when i was like 11, the guy was half my size though and trying to staunch me out for some reason. I ended it with 1 punch and he started crying, felt bad afterwards.

PUT THE STRAP ON HIM VINCE
HE'S READY

>when your dota 2 tournament doesn't go well

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Is the idea of wrestling to break their neck?

>Comments are disabled for this video.

If it was white ppl doin this it would be a comment fest

The guys are also obviously drunk as FUCK after a night out. Retard.

absolute state of Yea Forumsirgins
this is why you'll always be an incel

>feeding your opponent your leg
Yeah, don't do that

Finally get to post these

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>Nigger starts fight
>Nigger starts losing
>Pack of niggers jump in
>Literally no one helps
Not only do those blacks deserve to be euthanized, every kid standing in that hallway deserves to be bullied like the betas they are

And do you recommend shorties just stop breeding, or only breed among their kind, to eventually create a new dwarf race?

context?

Nice. How well does she fuck?

When I was like 5 I fought another kid, we both had our eyes closed and just punched a lot. I don't think we even hit each other

One, when I was a child. Children get in fights.

>DEX vs DEF

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t. Nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=F6BUZZ3qvZM

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puppey angry

youtube.com/watch?v=c14VO2FzYTY

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Actually, professor Peterson told me tribalism is bad and we must be individuals.

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From what I hear, pretty wild.
Her boyfriend told me she wants him to punch her while they're doing it. Real fuckin awkward.

youtube.com/watch?v=RekRZre-aKo&list=WL&index=14&t=0s

>the way he shuffles
God, I needed that laugh. Thanks, OP.

The eagle is probably sitting near it's nest, it's trying to get him away from it's nest. That's why it lands and then starts yelling at him.

ROLLING FOR MY WIFE

Please don't tell me she can actually effectively fight like that and she gets taught an actual fighting style

>they use the imperial system

Shirts can be used against you in a street fight

I imagine that doing something like that is just as likely to fuck up your back as much as the other guy, as fucking cool as it looks.

Lol stay mad nigger

>Zoomer female vs boomer male

I'm married and have sex constantly.

Don't lose hope user, hobbits can find love too

I know you're joking but you're unironically right.

Penis side me

She gets trained by assassins in Braavos. In the books they just kill people with poison and stuff like that, but in the show they're apparently ninja warriors who duke it out in open combat, and she becomes an epic ninja and kills the big bad guy with ninja fighting

I never rustled someone to point of wanting to kick my ass. I just don't get it.

>Black people literally have child-level IQs
Nah just people from the hood of queens. Some nigs are ok. White pepo and be niggers too. Believe me I lived with retarded white people from bumfuck texas for years.
I was the token white guy in a group of black dudes through college. Also all of us were texan.

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White people conquered the world with their superior strength and fighting abilities.
You're a disgrace to your ancestors if you can't even throw a punch.

>Cause of my height I am an incel.

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Is this Game of Thrones? Isn't this the same show where people fairy dance around dual wielding swords and take out whole groups of armored guys? The fuck

Holy shit what a fucking chad. Saved.

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>Florida level 99

They're not fighting. They're playing around for viral.

What the fuck wounded him? Thats fucking sad

Bad end

A number in school and against my older brother a when I was a kid and teenager. I was a grappler.
I'm done with fighting, though. It's not good for you.

>the only reason to fight is if i annoy someone and they want to fight me
>not instinctively assaulting repulsive subhumans
Fucking cuck.

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>to eventually create a new dwarf race
Fucking yes.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840 'Do pigmentation and the melanocortin system modulate aggression and sexuality in humans as they do in other animals?'
>Studies find that darker pigmented people avg. higher levels of aggression and sexual activity and lower IQ.

Human intelligence up to 75% inheritable
telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12061787/Intelligence-genes-discovered-by-scientists.html

Human intelligence is highly heritable.
nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/abs/mp201185a.html

Scientific consensus is that IQ tests are not racially biased.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000305

Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1977-07996-001

The avg. African IQ is estimated at 79.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912003741

The avg. African-American IQ is 85 compared to the avg White IQ of 100. IQ tests are not racially biased. IQ hereditability is 40-80%.
udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf

Genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
wsj.com/articles/SB115040765329081636

Intelligence has at least a 40-50% genetic basis.
articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/10/news/la-heb-genetic-study-intelligence-20110809

The Black-White IQ gap is mostly genetic.
benthamopen.com/contents/pdf/TOPSYJ/TOPSYJ-3-9.pdf

IQ is 75% heritable among whites.
files.osf.io/v1/resources/8a8jk/providers/osfstorage/58af3d929ad5a10200a40c05?action=download&version=1&direct

IQ is about 80% heritable.
archive.is/FTRTu

IQ is higher among asians and whites than among blacks. This difference owes 50-80% to genetics.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18656315

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000852
>Mongoloids are the most K evolved, Caucasoids less, and Negroids the least.

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shocker incoming

One, when I was like sixteen
I didn't really know what I was doing so I just tried to imitate action movies and stuff. Then I got punched in the face, REEEEE'd and kicked him in the shin a bunch of times until he started crying. Felt like a pretty retarded fight in retrospective.

Guard Break!

Your feelings do not match up with the scientific evidence - sorry.

Sometimes.

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Then dont jump, just drop him lmao

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baka whiteoids

inb4 some newfag posts
>STILL BLACK GOES FOR THE BIKE LMAO
like i always see when this gif is posted

no one cares about your butterface wife

Gotta respect the test of endurance there

Then why do i get a long with them so much if i as white man i am superior? And to be honest i think whites should think like that sometimes. You know try to help fellow white if he is in trouble.

kek

>a fucking WOOD TIPPED ARROW

Fat people are a blight on society and should be all killed in order to prevent them from being a burden on the health system.

why are black men so based

It was early GoT, before it went anime.

...

I am not joking. Even if you think i am that's fine. As long as I can even get one white person to get on /pol/ I'm saving the white race. 1 incitement at a time.

Thanks /pol/ My life has changed thanks to an anonymous retard on the video game section of an anime website. You have enlightened me.

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based pajeets

>1

3 times, and some sparring in boxe and BJJ.

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Glass jaw.

thats called a quality stacy

hmm

holy shit these wake-up throws

Post the height one

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>Glass jaw.
Literally anyone can get knocked out by a punch to the jaw, regardless of their build. You can literally die from one punch even if you're ripped, it's dangerous as fuck

bollywood is just so fucking good

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>animals are not racist

STR > DEX

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How viable is biting someone so fucking hard you rip into their flesh and rip a chunk out?

>weigh 126lbs on a cheat day
>14% body fat
what did he mean by this?

What is this family of Italians doing here?

i'm curious how would Scottsdale Rapes would look like

unironically broke his neck

>Dude STILL goes for the bike
lmao

Okay but what does this mean for me? That i should stop being friends with my black friends?

This. It's the ideal setting for ratchet &clank-ish adventure game.

Who'd win a tiger or a lion?

3 outside of a ring/cage. Lots of wrestling and bjj. First fight was when I was a 3rd grader and I beat up three country bois on a bus who were trying to mug me. Nigga I didn't even own a wallet I'm in 3rd grade.

Didn't even realize I had a black eye from when the kid hit me with his backpack until I got home and mom had an aneurysm.

powerful

>DILLON! You son of a bitch!

Tigers are bigger, so tiger

Could you write in your post who said that besides you?

i've decided to have a kid with my white gf as a direct result of this post

Wow and in fucking Toon Town no less

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>From what I hear
>not from what I experience

>The law is the law user, now I have to inspect your penis!
Jesus Christ

A tiger, but lions are superior because they hunt in packs

kek

>MGS1ChokingSound.mp3

Big nigga

Not a sentiment shared by your peers unfortunately. You've forced my hand.

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she cute

Depends how afraid you are of prison.

>Teachers Arrested

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>so long gay bowser

Nah, they usually hunt pigeons though which are similar size to Jays, but Jays are corvids so they're a lot smarter and able to improvise escape really quickly.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Taking off your shirt prevents people from grappling you and messing up your clothes.

>Jokingly think to myself at the begining of the webm that the penguin was soaked in the blood of his enemies
>Turns out i was right
It's sad but atleast he died like a warrior

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Did he legit just murder that dude

go back

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She's cute, but she's the biggest bitch in the world.
She's broken glasses and plates because my dad wouldn't pay for her to fly to Spain for a weekend.

>hurr durr incels
>uhhh butterface!

kek

stay mad faggot

>My dad is 5'8 and my mom is 5'5. I'm 6'2
Funny how genetics works out like that huh.
My grandparents on both sides of the family are over 6'. Sometimes it skips a generation

I dont give a fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=sT8m1Rk0oCU

They didn't do it by boxing.

>First every fight in middle school
>I slip on a jacket someone left on the classroom floor
>Get my ass beat because the guy jumped on me when I was down.
Bros.

kek

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It's all those nerves, isn't it. Pain overload. Still, some people are more susceptible to a punch in the jaw than others.

You need to fuck her hard to set her straight so she learns some humility.

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:(

F
lions are fucking niggers

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naw.

>coming for that booty

Actually, we use US Customary.

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not dead but neck is broken

>Not a sentiment shared by your peers
So? idc what my peers think lmao they're retarded like most people.

Sure ok

correct

That ref is never getting any work ever again.

If that actually happened then I would definitely give food to the dog in exchange for the leaves.

>that jump kick at the end
holy mother of keks

Toon Town? More like African American Town lmao

Well then I guess it would work? Never seen someone try it before, although I've heard of few instances of people having their noses bitten off.

Yeah I think I lot of neets don't get this concept. When I worked security I would have been subject to civil actions if I took copies of the recordings from the company-owned computers, but I could hold my phone up and record the footage without issue.

this

A group of teenagers that thought they were funny.

source faggot

many. i'm a grappler type. always go for a choke