How come she doesn't just fucking hire some knights?

How come she doesn't just fucking hire some knights?

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why don't you just post the porn you want to post and drop the pretext?

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>ape
>clearly a reptile

Because it’s all a play

Maybe it's a black man dressed up as Bowser.

painal

>hairy ape
Bowser has no hairs

I never understood this picture. Is that supposed to be his arm, his leg, or his dick?

Literally who would she hire?
All the mushroom kingdom's denizens are weak pussies.

The Mushroom Kingdom’s economy isn’t doing so good.
The right to rule, and the castle’s security system, is linked to the presence of the Power Stars in SM64; you receive a star by physically grabbing it, or by collecting 100 coins.
For 12,000 coins, you can rule the whole kingdom. That’s like the weekly salary of most mercenaries.

She just takes the bowser penis and mario has to ruin it everytime by saving her, its just a rape fantasy she's into. And it goes a bit far but her famed cuckold keeps saving her heroicly.

She has armed guards, they just suck

She has a nigger fetish

It’s his arm
Bowser is less than 1.5 times Peach’s height usually
The top of her head usually comes up to around the base of his neck when

Bowser and Peach go well together. Mario needs to fuck off.

Like Mario isn’t fucking all the other hot chicks on the side. They have a happy, open relationship

He's fucking his brother maybe, he's a retarded plumber.

>implying Mario gives a shit about Peach beyond her cake and just trying to one-up Bowser

Did you have a stroke while typing

I was gonna type more but just gave up.

>turtles are hairy

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