Remember to play Touhou today!

Remember to play Touhou today!

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Touhou fucking sucks

The only one that appeals to me is the recent platformer, but I'm too cheap to buy it.

Is the new one out today? Or is Wily Beasts still like 4-5 days away?

Fuck Lunarians! Rabbit war now!

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which touhou?

Why are most of the characters 100000 years old but act 10? In real life people don't act like that when they're that old

I do.

>In real life people don't act like that when they're that old
Everyone would act like a fucking loli if they could in real life. They just don't have the bod for it and have become jaded from a lifetime of being in a disgusting decaying man suit.

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no, make me faggot

Preach brother, preach.

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>Fuck Lunarians!
I would gladly fuck a moon rabbit

i've been trying to get puppet dance performance to work, but it always crashes after 25 seconds. im fucking miffed.

does that mean when we develop the tech for uploading our brains into computers 30 years from now, society will start acting like lolis? is this the final stage in human evolution?

They aren't people

Tick tock rabbit scum

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Half the people on Yea Forums already do this without the brain upload.

It's out on August 12th, 4th day of Comiket

Reminder that Komachi is best boat captain

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>t.secondary
Who the fuck acts like 10 in Touhou? Outside of the fairies everyone's a fucking asshole.

Tewi in the OP pic sold her race and made them suffer just to make money and more youkai, truly peak 10 year old attitude.

>Who the fuck acts like 10
>everyone's a fucking asshole
checks out to me

Moon rabbits arents lunarians, they're natives, lunarians decided earth was too mainstream, colonized the moon and forced the rabbits as their workforce

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is touhou 1 worth replaying or should I skip straight to 2?

Skip to at least 3. 2 is janky as shit

Some day, I'll pull that Reimu Solo Hard 1cc just to unlock Blazing Star already. Provided Marisa onwards stop kicking my shit in.

yeah I'm noticing it, is there a way to run neko project 2 at fullscreen?

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okay
I still want to mating press a moon rabbit tho

Why does Reisen stay in a household that is so blatantly abusive?

>play
>die
>alt f4
every time

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>100,000 years old in real life

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Would Yea Forums describe Clownpiece as a "well-behaved" child?

JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY

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>play the fitans
>tunnelvision yourself and keep doing the same stuff for two hours no matter how hard you keep getting read and whacked
>just wait for that one victory to call the second last game

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Nah.

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Change compatibilities settings. XP and below work, not sure about 7 and 8

when you live forever
stuff like discipline, fear of being an outcast, wiliness to share, it just fades

>fear of being an outcast
Tell that to the underground.

What does Keine see in Mokou?

Gee, why would a history teacher be interested in the immortal daughter of a mythologic figure.

Remember to lick cunny today!

it works now but it looks like shit

I've tried them but I'm not good. Only one I managed to finish was EoSD but could never 1CC it.
I do enjoy some of the fan music and games though.

Tewi was artificially increasing the price on rabbits so they would be treated better as pets. She wasnt doing it solely for profit.