Celeste

The easy mode god mode assist mode puzzle skipping mode

because they've paid to

muh epixx gameplay
probably the same people who've never heard about dustforce because it doesn't have a "powerful" story

It's an excellent platformer with a story that isnt tryhard (Braid) or infantile (Mario)

It's a great platformer and it's very challenging, a la Super Meat Boy

People on Yea Forums get triggered because it has a storylinbe about depression and for some reason it makes them rage against SJWs or something. Ignore all that and just enjoy the gameplay it has.

the female protaganist tag

Despite the thematics the game itself is excellent. If you can manage looking past the SJW vibes it’s excellent.

>jump around like a faggot with no real danger of failing.

WOWWWIEEEEEEEE

cause its journo bait

Huh, that sounds alright I might give it a t-

>
Nevermind I said I like platformers not kaizo bullshit, pass.

I said it was bad. By "yes" I was answering your question.

That's one of the super secret bonus levels after you finish the game, you can handle it.

Damn, how dickless you gotta be, that sort of thing is fun to play through and figure out.

>with no real danger of failing.
You see the golden strawberry? That means the entire level before that was completed perfectly. That's hours and hours of practicing until the level can be completed on muscle memory perfectly.

And it's satisfying as all hell.

That is the Final secret level user. In a very long post game. This is the first real screen of the game.
You can't handle that then you should drop video games completely

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Should i get the ps4 version?

>hurr durr muh can't handle that
the point is it's not a platformer

good friends with the developer.

>basedmouth.png

just get mario maker 2 if you want to,play kaizo levels, celeste looks like shit, has extremely unimaginative level design and is imbued with an insufferable "u can do it sweaty!!!" tone that makes it the perfect hard game for bearded skinnyfat millenials in the process of transitioning

Celeste is a precision platformer.

>Recommending a $60 game as a substitute for a $10 game

what are some proper platformers? the only ones I ever played are Super Meat Boy, VVVVVV, and N++

I think Dark Souls fits that title more since it has many abusable mechanics that allow bads to easily beat it while still claiming they beat le so hard Game of Thrones of video games

>flappy bird tier gameplay

If you like these games you have to at least try Celeste. It's in the exact same league.

Damn dude sorry it's hard and not Banjo Kazooie. Don't you wish it was 1996 again, and you were playing Banjo, eating pizza Hut, and sucking your dad's dick?

Dustforce

unironically having a cheat mode made the reviewers actually finish a game for once

tumblr: the game

don't we all?

You mean an easy mode that brands your profile as a filthy assist mode-using plebian?

It's shit. Don't be fooled by Yea Forums like I was.

>Loved SMB, Vvvvvv, N++, and all the classic platformers
>Refunded Celeste before the 2 hour mark.

I found it incredibly dull, and I'm not sure why. Hell, I even found The End is Nigh more engaging.

Because 2D jumping puzzles are the pinnacle of video games.

This level broke me. Farthest i got was 23 seconds, guess I'm not a gamer afterall.

You can do it, user. You just gotta practice, and it has zero RNG or cycles to fuck with you. Comparatively bumpers are hell to deal with.

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female protagonist.

I actually finished 6c super fast, dunno why 7c gave me so much trouble.

Explain how SMB is a classic platformer in any way other than "it's hard".

fact: if the game was made by japs, had a male protagonist, and had little to no dialogue, it would've barely received a 7

Japs haven't made a good platformer in 20 years so that 7 would be justified.

>game has endurance test
>OMG BEST GAME EVAAAAAAAR!!!
Why do people think reflex maze = good?

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>why ign gave this game a 10??
look at the twitter of the dev

mm2 has a potentially infinite number levels, meaning infinite replay value. plus, there is absolutely zero soi-narrative in mario. sounds like a net positive to me

GOD TIER
>N++, Dustforce
GOOD TIER
>Super Meat Boy, VVVVV
OKAY TIER
>Celeste
SHIT TIER
>End is Nigh

i fucking hate that shaking camera

have you never fucking played cave story or any of the newer megaman games? i think you may be the most retarded newfag of all time

You can turn it off

It also carefully omits the fact that there's no fail condition and when you "die" you just teleport a few inches back to where you were. It's impressive to people who haven't played a single video game in the last 20 years, never mind a hard sidescroller.

Do you know what the golden strawberry in the webm means?

good

>meatboy
>good
thanks for reminding me to try End is Nigh with your shit opinions

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Celeste is a 10/10, but ign probably did it to not piss people off.
I'm not gonna be the ironic shitposter on Yea Forums, I legit love Celeste. I go into every game expecting it to be shit and carrying low expectations, but the level design and platforming, the sheer fucking fun of traversing levels, even redoing everything for secrets was, and is still fun as hell a year later. Every so often I pick it up again to go look for more shit or beat old times.

Oh and btw that's after I looked up the dev's twitter and saw his sjw mindset. He managed to keep it largely separated from his game and that's respectable.

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Celestial Resort has the best OST but the cycles make it A SHIT

because it was made by a tranny
and they would be set on fire if it didnt have 10/10

>caring about ign

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>xhe thinks this is hard
No wonder you need your accessibility options

>turn on assist mode

wow not so hard

>Branding your file with the accursed Assist Mode stamp
Disgusting

free dlc when

Just pirate it, doesn't cost anything.

I pirated it and beat it. Was pretty fun but the story is annoying. It was nicely polished and challenging in a fun way. Once you get to grips with it, it can be pretty fun.

I'm not giving 1 single $ to the devs though because it has a black guy in it, the main character is a girl and it has some stupid onions storyline.

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based

They gave it a good score because it panders to casuals and has a story about muh depression.

Good taste user, protect it.

>panders to casuals
>75% of the game is additional difficulty levels
What did he mean by this?

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Does this game have good porn?

I just hate how the sprites look like they were pixel-art'd at half the resolution of the actual environment.

I think Madeline has a few pieces

I don't think he even knows what he meant. NPC's often don't understand their own thought processes.

>just a bunch of random fucking spikes floating in space for no reason
Oh, boy. Sure looks "fun."

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I hate this type of dogshit game. This belongs on Newgrounds for free not being sold on steam and shilled by major gaming new outlets.

>75% is difficulty levels that twitter trannies play using assist mode
Nice game you got there

Does easy mode trigger you that much?

Who gives a shit what that guy thinks about easy mode when the """argument""" was "nooo it doesn't pander to casuals cause there's difficulty levels" while completely ignoring that easy mode lets any casual/journalist play through it easily?

Where?

Precise like dilation

Easy mode won't solve the puzzles for you that you need to do in order to unlock the other 75% of the game. Chances are if you're using Assist Mode you're going to stop at 7-A and not even attempt 8-A because the game bars you from entering until you start the path to gitting gud.

Chapter 9 soon
Hope you like hellish levels

Let's see your webm of it then

Because the game is a metaphor for female depression. Really. It's actually a cool little game but it's not different than Super Meat Boy or other indie stuff from years ago. But the story is DEEP so they have to pander to that.

desu i'm surprised ign even got this far into the game if at all

Do you really think thats a webm from IGN? How brainlet can 1 person be.

>precision platformer

So let me guess, it has a bunch of rooms each of which has a save point?

What's wrong with End is Nigh? It looked interesting from what I saw from it.

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post favorite song
youtube.com/watch?v=AgDYV_IbPuo

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it's actually quite good, all the games on that list are great. the tiers should be
>elder god
>god
>great
and merge good and okay into god

They didn't they just saw that it was a game made by the right people so they gave it a perfect score just like [REDACTED]

>le super based moves to zoom zoom around with no real precision necessary and no danger from enemies present
Hard pass, typical safe hipster garbage

I recently replayed Super Mario World and I really don't think you can even make an 'adventure'-like platformer anymore because... they are fucking boring. I'd rather play 100 kaizo levels in a row than another "welp, guess ill just fly and avoid half the level"

>(((IGN)))

adventure-like 2D platformer***

kek

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they have friends at ign to give it good press. this is honestly how most review sites work

>no real precision necessary
Listen, I know Yea Forums is just a shit contrarian hive mind, but shit like this is just plain false.

If ign gave it a 5 you fuckers would praise it to kingdom come.

MUSLIM BABY ABORTION

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The story can be pretty annoying depending on who you are, its pretty much about depression and anxiety and someone accepting it as their own self instead of rejecting it and shit. But the game itself really fleshes out its own mechanics very well and has pretty good tunes. It is pretty hard at times though, there is a lot of optional hard content once you finish the story, a lot of the screens vary from either being hard to execute, or hard to figure out which is pretty cool as well.

>booohooo I'm sad
why do faggot devs always make games like this?

Did they change the score?

I can't remember if it was 11/10 in graphics or overall, and then there's the whole "too much water" in the Pokémon remake. Jesus.

>The story can be pretty annoying depending on who you are, its pretty much about depression and anxiety and someone accepting it as their own self instead of rejecting it and shit.
I feel like it's literally the Oscar bait of games.

>polished
It's just pixel art.

Do you think IGN has the know how to make webms, much less ones within Yea Forums's filesize limits? That's my webm. And my second attempt at a 7-C perfect webm, as the first time I somehow fucked up and died trying to collect the crystal heart at the end, making the run not perfect and the first webm disingenuous.

>muh story
Literally who gives a fuck? You play platformer games for le story? Kill yourself.

Why do I always feel this topic are being shilled? I remember an user that find out that the OP was using the same image for multiple topics, day after day.

Damn I still anticipated basically every dash there, that level got etched into my memory.
Fuck that final dash section though.

Super Mario Bros is a fucking classic, kiddo

Are game devs not allowed to use depression as the theme of the game? Even if it doesnt reflect at all in the gameplay?

yeah because it's a made up thing
just cheer up you nigger

>If ign gave it a 5 you fuckers would praise it to kingdom come.
This but unironically.