ITT: Terrible video game ideas

>win even as farmer
The greatest victory

Harvest Moon, but it's a TF2 clone

>as farmer

No, I mean the characters that participated in the Tournament.

What if I said you could pay real money to increase the chance of getting assigned one of the better characters?

A turn-based racing game.

Psychological Horror Racing Game

ok nevermind

why would it be terrible

A turn based

Harvest moon but it is a TPS

Monster Hunter but there's always-on friendly fire and you drop valuables when dying.

>ape escape but the one escaping is you because the apes wanna rape

>100-player Mario Kart battle mode

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open world zelda

>tfw no asymmetrical multiplayer ape escape game

store.steampowered.com/app/375530/Football_Tactics__Glory/

lmao, gameplay looks somewhat worse than i imagined

Marathon Running Royale
100 people running, powerups are just water and/or sponsored drinks, controls are from qwop

>Everyone is a farmer of some sort
>Doesn't matter what kind of farmer, EVERYONE is doing farm work of some sort
>Have to compete with other players for resources and land for farming while poor farmers can't catch up
>Completely misses the point of Harvest Moon, which is supposed to be a comfy farm life sim

It's an open world anime game with ubisoft towers, tacked on rpg mechanics, experience and level gating but has level scaling included. Asscreed with anime tiddies basically with barebones, basic combat hoping to sell on those said tiddies.

harvest moon but gay, oh wait

Harvest Moon

BLOODBORNE KART WHEN?!!?!

that sounds like a good meme game that'd be really popular for a month or so

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Isn't that Soccer Spirits or something?

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Another Dragon Age game

A Tokyo 2020 Olympics game that is always online and can only have one participant for each country. If someone disconnects only people from that country can take his spot

A game where all the females are barefoot. Imagine how terrible that would be.

A Simpsons racing game called Need 4 Sneed

A racing game where all the characters are drag queens. It's called Drag Racing.

Also, he should turn into a werewolf for no reason

If the characters had voice acting it would probably be pretty entertaining.
Drag queens are performers after all

>JENGA ONLINE
>JENGA BATTLE ROYALE

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>Anticipated sequel gets turned into a mobage

>jenga battle royale
how would that even work

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Braille visual novel.

Shit sounds unbelievably bad.
Never bring this idea up again.
Even if it was well designed this is vomit tier.
Eventually this meme will die out, hopefully.
Die a painful death for even mentioning this.

Does Destruction Derby count?

Any Captain Tsubasa game. Even Touhou has a turn based soccer game.

A lightgun game where you play as a British police officer.

F-Zero would work great fag

Mmo fps

poopoo but its peepee instead

battletoads in donkey kong world

gta 3rd person sims but you must be a honest law abiding citizen

>Navigating menus and options is a game in itself and requires skill, timing and execution

old school runescape

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Truth or dare online with video feed. You lose or gain points depending on what your peers ask you to do.

How fast would this game devolve into finger in butthole simulator and other gay shit?

that wasn't the idea of the game, just pro pk players took it to that level of precise clicking

A new F-Zero game that separates health and boost into two meters. And they regenerate on their own.

Ryan Racing is already being made

Desert Bus battle royale

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Allow me to introduce myself

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Fighting game but all moves are just buttons with cool-down timers. And you get banned for winning too often, I.e. being a "toxic" player.

Fallout but it's actually present day California.

Kinda like modern day America?

>Australian uses a vpn to get an American spot
>proceeds To do nothing so Americans get fucked

How about lets make a cooking mama set in bongland and see how well that sells, ahmed.

>Pokemon, but it's an MMORPG

i'd rather health doesnt recharge, boost is a heat meter

Toontown.

What is Haven & Hearth?

Alan Wake

A game where you can collect thicc big tiddy anime waifus with cute feets, except you have to pay for a random chance of getting the one you want. Also there's no game except for logging in daily for 1/5 of a pull.

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A Russian/BR wasteland that's creepy as fuck to walk through as a new player.

What is planetside 2?

Back to pol, troll.
One of the countries with the highest amount of rape is Sweden, a white country.

Distance had a pretty spooky level, this is the closest I can think of

Very unstable high tower, everyone takes a turn, when it falls it gets restarted shorter and with one less participant
At 50% players the tower starts regenerating with gaps and missing pieces
At 10% players the tower regenerates on a one-per-level for four levels configuration to make the tower maximum unstable