What is the Bismarck of videogames?

What is the Bismarck of videogames?

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tortanic

An overpriced piece of shit known for its overengineered architecture and siphoned massive amounts of resources from its operational branch for minimal gain?

Probably the launch PS3

Tortanic is still alive though and keeps getting more addons

bismarck is still on the bottom of the ocean

And SWTOR never sank.

You need a game which:
>killed the most well known thing in its genre
>only to commit suicide after that
>all while being overwhelmingly expensive

There are many cases of poorly thought out games the devs were truly excited about that didn't last 8 months.

Well lets look at what the Bismark was. A massive super battleship sunk by a WW1 biplane getting a torpedo hit on it's rudder and crippling it like a bad joke.

Closest I can think of is BFV and them telling people not to buy their game. That was the biplane that crippled it.

I thought the Bismarck was destroyed.

>let's attack these bigger, stronger, richer countries and hope they surrender quickly
>wtf they didn't surrender
why were the Axis so retarded?

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Historians aren't sure what killed the Bismarck.

On one hand the crew planted explosives with the goal to selfdestruct so the brits don't get to claim the kill.

On the other hand some claim the Dorsetshire got the kill with its torpedos which detonated at around the same time.

A better question is what the Tirpitz of videogames is
A game that's valuable for the impact it had on other games, but not necessarily being a very good game either

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Sounds like something fun to read. Thanks familia

> A massive super battleship
It was smaller and less armed than an American Iowa-Class battleship.

Iowa got made 4 years after the Bismarck

The Bismarck was the strongest ship on the sea while it was on duty.

>THE TERROR OF THE SEAS

>STOP THOSE GUNS AS BIG AS STEERS AND THOSE SHELLS AS BIG AS TREES

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HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEEEVEN SEAS

>he

>just another glorified trolly problem
trite

Tirallala, tirallala,
Tirallala, tirallala

Hoi! Hoi!

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Red Dead Online

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The ps vita

Did the PS Vita achieve anything?

The Bismarck atleast sank the pride of the british navy

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DELETE THIS

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REEEEEEEEEE

OH NO NO NO NO

Who pocket battleship here?

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Bismarck

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Strongest battleship at its time, even if it got btfo on the first mission

What's a big game that had potential and got fucked by one update?

We are talking about the Bismarck here.

Not the HMS Hood

Got it during the Steam sale.

Pretty fun to play.

could be wrong, but wasn't the Yamato the biggest battleship of WW2?

Hood was launched in 1918. It used all it's potential long before Bismark was even conceived.

tfw gilf

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yeah, just checked, the Yamato had a max displacement of 71,000 tonnes while the Bismark topped out at 42,000

Of it's time, not of WWII.

It still got oneshot by the Bismarck 3 minutes into the battle

>but it was in desperate need of a retrofit!
The Hood already had like +18 retrofits over its last years. Ships get refitted all the time.

based Warspite

That's not the Hood at all. If anything the Hood was too old and sunk because of its lack of updates.

PRIVYET MAKE WAY FOR SUPER POWER RUSSIA

PUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT

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And Bismark got crippled by a WWI biplane. Everyone can get lucky shots.

*Breaks down in your path*
WHAT NOW NATO

Germany is lucky enough to not be a landlocked country.

Why in gods name did they not invest in the luftwaffe and kriegsmarine, but instead laid all the chips down on the wehrmacht and heavy armor???

Hell wouldnt that be less of a troll on Germanys Oil shortages?

>Kapitän Lindemann would like to know your location so he can stay the fuck away from it

>At 06:00, Holland ordered his force to turn once again to port to ensure that the aft main guns on both Hood and Prince of Wales could bear on the German ships. In terms of the force balance this would nominally give Holland's force the advantage of 18 large caliber (14/15 in.) guns (10 in Prince of Wales, 8 in Hood); to 8 (8 - 15 in. in Bismarck). Holland envisioned the engagement as essentially re-setting, once his re-positioning maneuver was completed. He did not realize that Bismarck was gaining in accuracy on its striking its target (Hood); and Bismarck's gun handling efficiency, was reaching its peak of the engagement. Thus, during Holland's turn to port; Bismarck would come to be "firing-for-effect", with each main-battery salvo landing most, if not all of its armor-piercing shells directly onto the lightly armored main deck of the Battle cruiser

>Thus, during the turn, a salvo from Bismarck, fired from about 9 mi (7.8 nmi; 14 km), was seen by men aboard Prince of Wales to straddle Hood abreast her mainmast. This straddle meant that some of the salvos fell to port, some to starboard (of the hull), and some; precisely aligned over the center of the main deck of Hood. It is likely that one 38 cm (15 in) shell struck somewhere between Hood's mainmast and "X" turret aft of the mast. A huge pillar of flame that shot upward 'like a giant blowtorch,' in the vicinity of the mainmast

>This was followed by an explosion that destroyed a large portion of the ship from amidships clear to the rear of "Y" turret, blowing both after turrets into the sea. The ship broke in two and the stern fell away and sank. Ted Briggs, one of the survivors, claimed Hood heeled to 30 degrees at which point 'we knew she just wasn't coming back'. The bow rose clear of the water, pointed upward, pivoted about and sank shortly after the stern. "A" turret fired a salvo while in this upright position, possibly from the doomed gun crew, just before the bow section sank

Good ww2 naval game when

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>THE BISMARCK AND THE KRIEGSMARINE

The Hood was due for a refit that would have changed it's deck armour. Something that possibly could have prevented it blowing up the way it did.

xaxaxa yes look at our failure of a carrier pay no attentions to the arctic зaпaднaя cвинья

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They did plan to beef up the navy, that's why the Bismarck was built in the first place
It was the war starting when it did that halted their progress

Germany had the second biggest economy of the world and was the dominant power in Europe, they had a fighting chance at least

That air carrier is a metaphor of current Russia

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>It was the war starting when it did that halted their progress
almost everyone in germany was expecting the war to start years earlier, appeasement wasn't anticipated

Someone needs to remove watch from the russians to complete the picture

That makes sense. Can a /his/ chad tell me why they even chose 1939 to go to war instead of waiting till they were fully armed and ready?

OH NON NON NON NON

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A massive naval buildup is partly how WW1 started to begin with, and even then with a decade or so to work with the imperial navy simply couldn’t stand up to the Royal Navy. A second massive naval buildup in the 1930s would likely have led Britain and France to get involved even quicker than they did, as the one thing they took seriously at the time was threat to their seapower.
Additionally while Germany does have ports, they open into the Baltic and North Seas, relatively easy to blockade ships into port there, which is why the Kriegsmarine was so keen on gaining french ports for their U-boats. They made the right move focusing mainly on submarines and long range maritime attack planes, but should have gone all in instead of wasting resources on the battleships and an aborted aircraft carrier.

Please don't bully the retard ship

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>im gonna keep shooting in all directions
>if you come near me and get hit, its your own fault

Either Steam or EGS

We'll find out in five years

I still can't believe they even tried to do a carrier given how much the luftwaffe fucking hated everyone else

>Good ww2 naval game when

I'd take any good naval game period.

Who cares about the firing arcs, all you need to do is sink the tug that has to babysit it.

>carriers with ramps

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>the original plan was to use the Bismarck, Tirpitz, Scharnhorst and Gneisenau as a team and raid the Atlantic together

>Scharnhorst and Gneisenau were out due to repairs
>Tirpitz was locked as well

So what did the german navy headquarter decide? Let's push out the Bismarck alone with only the Prinz Eugen cruiser acting as support.

Not sure how those guys got their jobs. The Kriegsmarine definitely needed someone like Rommel.

Hell the plan gets more and more insane the more you read about it
>trying to landing navalized fucking Bf-109s on an aircraft carrier

>Strongest battleship
>380mm

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They had Doenitz telling them they were fucking retarded for not going max submarines in the first place, and eventually he became chancellor so I guess some good came of it.

They did. His name was Karl Donitz and he advocated for more uboats. The money and resources wasted on the Bismark would have given Donitz hundred or more uboats and he could have won the Atlantic campaign

to be fair the FAA managed to land spitfires
sometimes

>kriegsmarine made the decisions
Hitler made the call. In the start of the war it was the only time to get out of german ports, because as time went on they were more and more blocked. Hitler made the call to get out everyone that can act and raid as much shipping as possible in an attempt to bring the brits to the negotiating table.

>decide to go full submarines
>still build meme ships like Admiral Hipper

Star Wars Galaxies

>WW1 Biplane.

The Swordfish was a 30s design.

>Laid down: 6 July 1935
>Launched: 6 February 1937
>Commissioned: 29 April 1939

That's because other navies are rich enough to have support boats. Carriers don't go anywhere alone unless you're Russian and have no money for other ships

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Why do american nerds have such a boner for this ship when it was a total failure

Hitler, like the Kaiser, was obsessed about having a Royal Navy tier surface fleet because it was prestigious.

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Were autisticaly obsessed with all Naval ships.

*blocks your path with his 23 brothers*

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It sank the Hood which made brits very very butthurt.

Usually ships getting sunk was just war casualties and nobody really cried much over it even when bigger ships got sunk.

But the Hood was different. It was the symbol of the pride of the british navy. Unsinkable, undefeated - Everyones pride and job.

Churchill got so butthurt over it that he ordered every single ship in the Atlantic to pursue the Bismarck.

>wooden flight deck

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Eh? Sex?

Imagine having big brained scientists and engineers to make this stuff and you still lose the war because your soldiers were all weak chinned soi bois

Eh? Reh?

Doesn't matter when enemies can't get close enough to hit it because of the increased size of the air group

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jap carriers make my pee pee hard

That candy cane bow paint is fucking boner fuel

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>SWTOR never sank.

Denial is only one of the stages.

This. The Hood was essentially the aging flagship of the entire Royal Navy. It was beloved by all and had its own nickname. People remembered where they were when they heard that the Hood went down. The rage it inspired was immense.

Is WoWS actually any good?

It's pretty fun as long as you don't get too much into it and just use it as a timewaster everynow and then.

Never buy any of the ships, currencies and whatever and just grind whatever line you like the most. The moment you start "getting into it" you will join the babies complaining about their ships being out of meta and the devs own autism.

*Changes the entire meta*

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Did Warthunder ever get naval battles? I heard they were planning it years ago but stopped following it.

>WoWS is getting submarines

Say goodbye to your meta

It's shit

closest thing from recent years that I came think of would be H1Z1
>Killed DayZ with its King of The Hill
>Then itself got outcompeted by PUBG

>five story tall handrails

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>after all those years WoWS is still without any form of actual competition

some doc I saw implied that Mussolini flexed his own fleet during one of the visits and Hitler got super jelly about it, but I think it was more of "beat the brits" thing too

World of Warcraft.
>killed every other mmo that wasn't like it
>caused the industry to stagnate for a decade
>committed suicide by developers

It's true that Hitler wanted the Kriegsmarine to simply push their shitty into the Atlantic in order to gain a hand over the british but overall he didn't care much about the german navy.

He never wanted a war against the british anyways and saw battleships as too expensive and too much of a waste of oil which he needed for other operations like the eastern front.

>anime poster
>no argument

yeah yamato was supposedly the biggest, but came after the bismarch, meaning the bismarch was still the strongest at its time

Epic game store.

They were under orders from their jewish masters to cause as much destruction as possible so it would be easier for them to subvert the world while also tricking retards into thinking they were beneficial to the white race as a means of controlled opposition. It was such a clever plan that to this day most people aren't even aware of it.

PRIDE OF A NATION
A BEAST MADE OF STEEL

>No games about ships other than faggy grind shit

Why does it have to be like this

Cold Waters is really good if you're into submarines, but yea nothing nowadays is going to do surface ship combat without being an online grindfest.

>gets a single kill
>then fucked to death by a bi plane
Even more embarrassing than the yamato, why do these useless things inspire so much fan wank?

The Yamato didn't kill a single thing though

>why do these useless things inspire so much fan wank?
SIZE

>sonar contact while creeping along at 5 knots
>drops me into combat in the middle of a 3 ship Udaloy and Krivak Screen with a helo immediately dropping a torpedo on my head

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It also didn't get sunk instantly. Both are very shameful displays.

The western allies went already full retard waiting for 1939. They had a case for invading Germany in 1936 and at the time the German army was pathetic. Either France or the UK alone would have steamrolled them. You couldn't bank on them remaining passive indefinitely.
Also by 1939 it became clear that the German-USSR alliance wouldn't be a long thing and that their interests and ambitions in eastern Europe clashed too much. Waiting might have made Germany stronger but the USSR even more.

I just want to do british empire things and captain a comfy sailing ship and btfo french people and make mad profit. or spanish empire things and btfo mexicans. is it so much to ask?

It's 2019, game devs are too woke to do anything glorifying imperialism and/or conquest.

>why do these useless things inspire so much fan wank?
It's a big dick contest, even though the supposed monster cocks are actually limp wrist useless piles of junk that can't be properly fueled with blood.
I was going for a food analogy but this is more fitting.

ITT: Ooga booga dey lose so dey suck LUL
Meanwhile
>I FUCKING LOVE SPARTANS AND ROMANS!

Romans won almost everything and spartans were quite alright fighters.
Meanwhile germanoids rarely won anything.

battleships are peak macho

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Any good naval fleet combat games?

Battle for Procyon

Rule the Waves

>battleships
Submarines own your gay model kit toys, boyos.

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>In April 2019, it was announced on the official site that the next expansion, Onslaught, would be released in September 2019
Well I'll be damned

A 10/10 game that was released at the wrong time with horrible marketing strategy?

>invents sonar and radar
Pshh nothing personell kiddo

Those Akella RPGs (age of sail/pirates and Pirates of the Caribbean) were never beaten. I wish someone would do something like that these days. Pure singleplayer RPG

Oh no no no no no no

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Best battleship

Fun tidbit, there's a hotel near me which used the decking from Warspite for one of it's rooms.

Battlestations games were fun, wish I got into them sooner.

mfw people fell for the "us naval fleet in invincible" meme

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>Only kill was a submarine which it accidentally rammed

Somewhat anticlimatic for such a game changing weapon

sadly the closest thing to it I can think of now is empire total war. pirates of the burning sea was my jam

>/wowsg/ dead for days
ebin

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user are you ready for the age of the aviation battleships?

Delete this right fucking now gaijin

The real reason it blew up was bad ammo storing protocols.

Jutland was a disaster because a few fuckwit admirals decided to maximise rate of fire by storing explosives all the way between the ammunition store and the guns and keeping all doors open.

Essentially a hit anywhere between the turret and the magazine detonated the whole thing. There was nothing wrong with the design of the ships, they were captained by idiots.

Good

you can sort of do that in sunless sea
it's fairly light on the naval tactics though

Sea Dogs And Sea Dogs 2 aka Pirates of the Caribbean should be what you're looking for. Modded with New Horizons it's a pretty neat experience.