Would you fuck a slime?

Would you fuck a slime?

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people are just gonna post slimes in the shape of women they find attractive, predictible boring c-brain Yea Forums

And that's a good thing
and here's why

CREEPER

That depends, is there a slime subspecies with a curvaceous female body?

Imagine being so jizzminded you saw that and immediately thought of sex

Slimes eat by dissolving flesh.
It would be the equivalent of sticking your dick in The Blob.
I didn't know Yea Forums was so full of people eager for free SRS, i guess it's true that you're all just in the closet.

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Yeah, I'll fuck a lot if fantasy monsters, but I can't see slime fucking ending well.

yes

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Depends on the setting.
And going by OP's question, I am assuming a hentai setting where Slimes are perfectly fuckable with minimal risk at worst.

Thats what i also imagine. You would just melt your dick off. It's a terrible idea.

Stupid semen cerebrum

POST SLIME INFLATION

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>i am so above finding things attractive
lmao

That looks painful.

Good thing she's just padding her chest with balloons.

Are you fucking retarded
The OP is clearly about fantasy/dragonquest or typical vidya slimes
Yet fucking retards are gonna just be M-MUH MONSTAH GOILS
and miss the entire fucking point

Sounds awful haha, would hate for that to happen lol.

How did you get that from reading that post?

>wojakbrain sees things that aren't there
typical, yet still pathetic and embarrassing sight to behold

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>I’m a stupid cumguzzler
Yes you are.

>op literally posts a DQ slime
>faggots already jerking off to blue skinned humans itt

fucking retards I swear

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No.

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You can't just turn something into a nun in hopes of making it fuckable..

>glomp!
>what are we gooing to goo on the bed?