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Green haired samus is cute

I suddenly can't open any pictures

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she only had green hair because of the varia suit. she normally had dark blond/brown hair.

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Screw the rules, I have green hair!

To me super's samus is obviously cuter

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this is an ACfag thread

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Sunny Smiles!

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Just noticed she is literally into the trash LOL

>Just noticed she is literally into the trash LOL

which is where Other M belongs

For me, it's SM samus.

How often does Samus have sex?

Every night with me

Are u black?

Justin Bailey Samus is super-underrated.

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Question: why does all lewds of Samus see her molesting boys? It's weird.

Did Dobson make this

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What do you think her feet smell like after wearing those boots in the hot Mojave desert all day? Haha imagine if she stuck your nose between her toes haha wouldn’t that be weird?

Dobson loves Other M

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Black people don’t exist in metroid

The weakness/smallness of the boy contrasts with the height and strength of Samus

I can open them now.

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SS is a dumb fantasy imo

>Black people don’t exist in metroid

I guess you didn't remember him

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It's actually quite high iq

No it isn't, how?
>boy has no hair
>yet his little snail can become a huge veiney man's cock
>can magically make grown women squirt everywhere
>he himself can somehow cum buckets of semen
>he also happens to look like a girl btw

For biological purposes the story might as well be about an adult or teen, because that shit is absurd.

I like all of the Samus in this image.

that's a huge samus

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For you

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Based gamer.

No, for me.

Where does the Adam meme comes from?

???? What are you talking about.
It's usually Ridley, Metroid or Tentacles r4ping Samus.

Other M

For everyone.

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Other M

You just KNOW...

Can I get a rundown on Other M? I liked Fusion but I heard the backstory got fucked to death by this game.

terrible

FUCK OTHER M
FUCK THE STAR WARS PREQUELS (watch plinkett, you'll thank me later)
AND FUCK FINAL FANTASY 13 (more like final hallway 13)
Only true nerds will agree

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TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

Samus is suddenly scarred of Ridley despite having killed him a few times before and not been afraid of him in the past either, pretty long cut-scenes (for a Metroid game), first person is the only way you can use rockets and it is garbage as you can't move, and Adam (the guy the machine AI in Fusions was based on) says you can't use ANY of the power suit's abilities unless he says you can because it is too dangerous for his men even if it is stuff like the Varia suit which is just defence/temperature resist and Samus does as he says because he USED to be a higher rank than her in the military until Samus left to become a bounty hunter.

Feel free to tell me if i missed something.

FF13-3 was good tho

>Can I get a rundown on Other M?

Let's see:
Samus manually turns off her power-ups and will only turn them on if Adam orders her
Samus is Deathly Afraid of Ridley, despite Other M being the second the last game in the timeline
The gameplay is shit because you are lick with the Wii Remote
The cutscenes are UNSKIPPABLE

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lol?

God, girl abs really are the best.

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>badass space bounty hunter

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I never understood this one

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>we will never see Samus be scarily efficient or ruthless in cutscenes because Nintendo literally doesn't know what a Bounty Hunter is

So what is she? A rouge explorer for the feds?

>rouge
We're not talking about Sonic.

Samus could squish your head like it was nothing

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Justin Bailey Samus has the potential to be both the yummiest and coolest Samus if they would embrace the vintage sci to aesthetic.

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>badass space bounty hunter who turns out to be really hot

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>I heard the backstory got fucked to death.
Samus is given a backstory that we already basically knew about before the game. Parents killed by Ridley, raised by birdmen, joined the Gfed at some point in her teens. later becomes a bounty hunter after leaving the Gfed.
Except, the chozo portion is not explored here, rather focus is mainly on her time in the Gfed.
The story conveys that Samus finds the military to be her "family" (even though the Chozo should take priority in that) and that despite being in a fucking military institution she's a whiny brat who can't handle the dark serious side of war. Her leading officer is Adam Malkovich, a character introduced in fusion, who she projects all her daddy issues on. They go through a long boring narration of why Samus being a bitch would always give a thumbs down (because a thumbs up is basically a salute or some shit for the Gfed) and at the end of every mission briefing he would ask Samus "any objection's lady?".

Basically it's a long boring story about how Samus is basically an overly emotional woman who only manages to stay in the military because he inseparably power suit is fucking broken.

Anyway, they reveal that Samus left the military because of a botched rescue mission where Adam condemned his own brother (With implications that Samus had feelings for him?) by telling everyone to abort before a big transport ship exploded.
Samus apparently couldn't handle the harsh decision and left to do bounty hunter work where she wouldn't have to make decisions like that again.

Other minor details include she was friends with a big black guy named Anthony (Remember me?).

And that is the only thing she will be remembered for

Why doesn’t Ridley talk in his games, like he does in the manga? What other villain can you compare him to?

People like to mention "She blew up planets" but always forget said planets are gutted and filled with alien tech.

let me try that again

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The dog is a girl user

>female x female bestiality
hot

More like
>fatassed space bounty hunter

>Be a young lad
>Here people talk about how great the Metroid series is
>Decide to pick up a copy of Metroid for the WII
>Its Other M
>Couldn't even finish the firs level and never played it again

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>>yet his little snail can become a huge veiney man's cock
You're looking at the wrong /ss/ porn.
The best shit is when the boy has a realistic tiny penis or a below average dick.

Why is Super Metroid Samus so pudgy?

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I'm guessing she's supposed to e muscular

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>from an action heroine to a bitchy drunk

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Damn, I want to suck on her iced tea.

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How do u blank post?

Edit: I found out

How did you get Shad from that picture?

newfag

Canon Samus vs Smashshit

Something about the color palate and assumption of chromatic fuckery before clicking the thumbnail.

It doesn't look like Shad at all you imbecile

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