>The Doom Eternal get released
>half a year after the release they add a new free campaign dlc
>the dlc introduces the lady doomslayer as the main character for her own campaign
Doomslayer's wife
Uuuuh why is she white?
what color should she be?
I'm confused, should she not be in a wheelchair with a pride flag on it?
Afterall, it is 2019.
Why does Doomslayer's wife need to be a demonbashing brute too?
Don't you think he'd be happy with a big titty plump mama that cooks him meals between killing sprees, a true wife that gives him another reason and motivation to kill demons?
what's wrong with her legs?
only if she's also in a full body suit and you never see her face or hear her talk
Romance options for Eternal pleeeeease. Giving Doom guy a sexuality will make the game 10x more interesting.
Blue. Ba da be bada ba
>a sexuality
Gays = demons. Doomslayer slays demons.
He couldn't be any more hetero.
but I want to play as her!
Doomguy doesn't have a wife, he has a rabbit you fuck.
She obviously needs to be a proud black woman suffering from chronic pain and depression who identifies as a doorknob and is also a quad-binary-demi sundae with sprinkles
Yeah
Friendly reminder that a doom movie is on the way with a female lead.
>The dlc introduces the lady doomslayer
>It's Crash
Would play.
why not both?
what's next? doomslayer's cousin, Chin? killing 1.2 billion of fuckin' ugly reds
but
I hate that I live in a world where this exists.
Men can be women.
god I wonder how many kids Lola Bunny turned into furries
Doomguy is already a woman, prove me wrong.
Can't tell if this is b8
>a new campaign
This would objectively be a good thing
gotchu senpai
she is a demon with a backwards knee
>calling a cunt a lady
>every
We already have a lady doomguy.
>Other bots references her in chat such as "Doom Girl", "Doom Lady", "Doomette" and "Shiny-Butt", that first three of which reference her as a female version of Doom.
yeah we do, but just like how doomguy was, she would be redefined for the slayer era doomgames
>> "Shiny-Butt"
kino
Well they handled nu-doomguy pretty good in my opinion, so a separate story dlc featuring Crash could be decent. Besides being doomguys military instructor shes pretty much a blank slate.
Keep her human, no superpowers, and show the demonic invasion of earth with her as the protag.
>DING DONG BANU
>implying that the first female player character in doom would not be his sister.
>Keep her human, no superpowers, and show the demonic invasion of earth with her as the protag
based
Since there is the timeline thing were the protagonists of wolfenstien, commander keen and doom are related and seeing how keen had twins, which means doomguy has a twin sister, people theorize that sister is crash
That is one ugly, ugly design.
I wouldn't play it.
eh I like it, the legs are cute
I suppose that could work with the lore. I just figured Crash would be an older more experienced military officer, sort of like Sarge or Major.
What's with all these faggots calling him doomslayer? He's has a name for like 25 years.
Slayer chad is the best
He`s still Doom guy. Doom slayer is what the demons call him, and that carried over to calling him the slayer by humans.
I don't care, I'm talking about why aren't people HERE IN THE REAL WORLD, calling him by his name?
Though because doomslayer was a name for him by the demons, I think it would be an insult from his point of view.
Doomguy only wants to kill demons. He’d only marry someone if it meant more demons would die.
Goddamnit.
Only if she has bikini armor and huge fucking tits
thanks user, I like it
You can try and ruin badass sexy action babes all you want, I can always just go back and watch stuff from when they were good.
But the Mobile Keen game takes place in the Machinegames universe, while Doomguy is from the original id universe with Wolf3D and Spear.
No one fucking cares about your bethesda retcons
They’re interchangeable. Hugo used Doomguy and Doom Slayer to refer to him during the demo.
yes i'm sure after the resounding success of wolfenstein youngblood id is just dying to follow up with a female protagonist DLC
if they make her all sexy and stuff it will be fine by me
In the original Doom he was just some unnamed space marine and was nicknamed Doom guy by fans.When he had to be referenced by name in-game Doom guy would seem a little silly.
Just imagine:
>...and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Guy.
But to answer your question zoomers
Doomslayer doesn't have a wife
He only has Daisy
You can’t have people of color committing violent acts!
She’s dead.
You're a whiny faggot, that's why.
>first person shooter
>sexy female protag
for what reason? reflective surfaces?
>Implying he needs anything but her memory to keep the fires of vengeance burning
Guro.
He has a trinket of her foot that he keeps with him according to Quake Champions.
idk ask volvo about portal
>he had to be referenced by name in-game
There is not a single time he is absolutely required to be referenced by name.
>portal
>first person shooter
>portal GUN
you know, for immersion and stuff.
but seriously, she doesn't need to be sexy. She should just not be not-sexy aka made by swedes.
You shoot portals from a first person perspective.
>we fire the whole bullet
>that's 60% more bullet
Yeah but that's Quake.
Phobos >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waifushit
That`s true. But as some of the head honchos at Id has stated they really wanted to add lore to the whole Doom Quake Wolfenstein universe, so they went with Doom slayer.
And like one of the Eternal trailers showed that's what the human call him as well, so it looks like they`re amping up on the story and lore.
god i can't wait until EA finally guts bioware
>no thicc bunny butt or childbearing hips to hold while using as an onahole
dropped
you need an athletic frame to remove daemon
Imagine the exhaust
What if Doom Guy and Doom Slayer are two different characters?
What if Doom Slayer is 2016 and Doom Guy is in Eternal
Because the doomslayer has taste you fuckin' Jewish tranny incel.
better be crash
damn right
She's so skinny, where's her muscles?
>Doomslayers wife
>Not a bunny girl in an apron
Fuck off with your head canon
>they release dlc
>different doomguys doomlady from different wads/universes
>They have wacky adventures slaying demons from each others universe in a co-op adventure
or
>Doom guy takes a break and gives Vega a robotic body
>Co-op with doom slayer and Vega
qt
post more
I don't have more, but I have this
I mean, I wouldn't even mind DoomGal, as long as she never takes off the helmet and never speaks.
Absolutely used Crash model in Quake III
Many hours spent staring at Crash butt, no regrets.
Lady Doomslayer should just be his sister Billie who was stuck in a different hell dimension for years.
Doom (2016)/Eternal guy is a doomguy is from original universe. Meanwhile he got transported to the retconned universe where everyone is related. There is a big chance that he will unironically meet another doomguy + the sister both whom he wouldn't recognize at all.
i wanna kill you
a "true wife" is fucking worthless
the only thing a woman can do that a man can't is having kid, so there is no reason they should do their damnedest to be men
I prefer the boob apron original.