Use your gaming knowledge to help the Hero save the Cat Princess

only if you can handle the recoil, and I doubt you can IRL. want to be sure? start with wrist-mounted and chop your hand off if it goes well.

>he's not strong motherfucker

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He should have tried posting this during American afternoon hours

I'd do something but I'm not at home right now

marry the spider

keep this thread alive while i fix this image

I think it's far too sudden to muscle up against and if you don't aim your arm in an angle you'll have joint compression or bone compression. very bad, but, eh, it's a game scenario so sure?

hero double jumps over the turret, baits the spider into falling down, and as the spider is going back up his web to reset the trap the hero dashes his way through to the gun store 1/3?

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Hero is actually a disgusting overweight weeb and asks gun shop owner if he has a katana or sword for him. Owner is disgusted and confused but he happens to have one he keeps for display. Happy with his sword, Hero does some gay ass weeb air-slash and kills the spider, and double jumps towards the catgirl 2/3?

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put penis in turret barrel
put penis in spider vagina
put penis in all guns magazine ports
dont put penis in acid
put penis in strong motherfucker
put penis in each chain link
put penis in porn magazine
put penis in cat gf asshoel

>implying the rock floor would sustain his landing

But spider doesn't have pusspuss

>he doesn't know

As our hero is a disgusting weeb with little to no social skills, he would most likely puke if he were to interact with the cute catgirl. Hero decides to take pictures of her feet for some creepy reason and heads home.

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wtf yes they do
they also have spinerette hole

there is one important question OP.
If i save the princess, and presumably proceed to impregnate her, will she birth one child or a litter?
this is important.

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wouldn't he go full incel when he comes into contact with anime trash IRL?

We're assuming this is a real fuckin catgirl. If this were a regular girl then yeah.

yeah but why would you want such ugly mutant thing over a genuine different species? furries 'n all.

Who is this semen demon?

yo can we get some porn of the spider

i wanna fuck that spider

Because it's right out of his animes. Hero is a disgusting degenerate but he's more of a weeb then a furry.

Thread came up at a bad time but when I get home I'll give that spider some eyelashes and fuck me eyes.

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Magic ahoy!

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Mine is better…

prove it nerd

mine is actually porn, and it's a photo, not a drawing :)

HD texturepack, will fix gunstore and spider next

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>3dpd
boooo

what is the cannon handed motherfucker supposed to be even? is that even human?

i just gave her a spikey haircut, lemme fix that up too a bit

Ignore that fag, she looks fine to me
The real question is can i clap her cheeks after i defeat her

''her''

First I would ignore the sentry and use my stregth to jump up to the weapon shop making sure not the bother the spider on my way. Once I have bought a weapon I will head over to grab the cannon porn magazine and then make my way back down. Once I am back down I would shoot that motherfucker who has hands, kill the enemy chains, and then grab the cat princess and collectible acid at the same time. Finally since the sentry doesn't look like it can turn I will attack it once I am behind it and the princess is out of harms way.

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yes

>Not losing to her
>not letting her force you
>not be forced to be her cum cow

gay.

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Retro oldskool version too?

gunshop owner, any ideas, i was thinking loli

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based

I Minecraft my way out of the situation

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Just make sure she keeps the glasses.

improved

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Brilliant

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what did you do to it?
i can't tell

boomer-style

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compare the sentries in and

you didnt even make it anthro-ized, 0/10. I'd do way better at making a sexy sentry

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nice

>no sexy chains
>no sexy acid

I like the enfasis to indicate that the cat princes is a female

>he cant make a distinction between and

user...

lol

Based ESL

Is this more to your liking now

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just stop user

>he gave the acid tits
>he gave the acid tits

disregard this faggot please continue

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They look more like oversized condoms honestly.

>acid
>not acidic slime-girl
Simple rename and you're done.

shit, I was drawing something similar

God I hate these threads

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ok

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>videogames by H.R. Gieger

shoulda added a ">furry" at the beginning

throw the cat princess into acid while you fuck the cannon hand

>sv_cheats 1

Perfect.

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Better scenario

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based

>cat princess
>is a dog
>also standing on a floating frying pan

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Pokemon descriptions are weird, man.

That's not a cat princess, that's a CATGIRL princess, get it right please.

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solved that one too.

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Bro just talk to the creature, you could convince it to rape the witch instead of the princess.

Do I get to use rectal warfare?

what if the monster is imported from India?

Then now he probably have the biggest erection.

marry the tentacles

>tripfag toady cosplays as a spider

at least porn magazine didn't turn into anything weird....

I have no imagination today.

and no money, so going to the store was useless

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Not enough diversity in here.
1/3

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Needs more dicks

2/3

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whoops posted the one without UI first

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3/3

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Do we have anything to sell?

I want to buy her shirt.

virginity

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l will now buy your game

Yare yare... I fixed your garbage, don't make me do it again.

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>Quest items cannot be sold

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is nice

Holy shit, god tier delivery

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ugh these modern video game devs really can't keep their politics out of vidya huh

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>no ben garrison signature

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Based

Listen, everyone deserves a happy ending.

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What about the lonely gun shop owner?

I want to FUCK a civil liberty catgirl

>everyone
>no spider puss puss getting licked
>no gunz guy getting a blowie under the counter
>no cleaning the turret's holes
you fucking hack liar

>Not MAN enough to fuck the acid too

hahaha.

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The redesign goes completely against established cannon guy's lore. He is a guy not a girl.

She transitioned

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just get rid off the chains, fishes swim in water and acid is just water with Protons.

you still here dude?

sup?

would Communism unironically cull the entire dungeon?

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Yes, but Civil Liberty Catgirl would be lost in collateral damage

just wanted to say, you make good art
i sav-stole it all too desu

thanks user

last resort weapon then? as saving her is brain surgery here.

fine, i tried.

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[You have contracted Steelrot from Turret]

You blew them away, user, grats!

>not giving a blowjob to acid too

that's more like it, very good

I don't get it.

how about this? it's said to be the hardest of these games. You are a Mexican trying to get in.

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atf are the scum of the earth who shoot dogs but suck ass at even that

>141 / 50 / 48 / 2
worse than antifa?

Fucking amazing

>saving her is brain surgery here
Nah, it's just a normal Operation.

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>that sentry

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>worse than antifa?
does antifa kill anything and everything that is a (((((((Threat))))))?
does antifa steal/and break your shit for ((((their))) safety?

kek man, but you can't buy intersection Gamma Ray Emitters for that tumor?

second one, yeah, they're too stupid for the first. I'm Europoor so, worst we got to deal with are victimless crimes imposed by the EU. is the ATF as cancerous as these homeowner associations I hear so much about?

Budget too low, we're only a sleazy back-shop doctor who uses a graphical interface that makes everything look cute so we don't feel as bad if we fuck up.

well, you could do immunotherapy with the antibodies to make the body allergic to cancer and attack/starve it?

>spider has no "after" face
so close to perfection user

It's a real possibility, yes.

they are the most incompetnent alphabet soup agency guys in the US, there is nothing but Police, sherriff reject in there, so low not even the FBI want them

Amazing

but what happens if the tumor is in your head and your immune system attacks it? won't the reactions of cells falling by the millions and getting inflamed make you very dead? I just got told immutherapy is a new good thing.

What should I know? I don't even have a medical license!

Nice one

so basicly like the Euro Town Watchmen? they're basicly police rejects that ticket you for the most victimless of crimes and act like arrogant cockheads all the way because these failures in life feel the need to feel powerful. Wasn't the FBI a prestigous organisation to get into? AFAIK you need secret/top secret clearance and you can't be a unhinged retard for that?

I couldn't be bothered to draw a good tunnel network with a train in it.

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> is the ATF as cancerous as these homeowner associations
no they only bug you if you have anything in their "jurisdiction"
homeowner associations on the other hand need to fuck off
>your grass is too tall
>you cant have that type of tree in your yard
(an apple tree)
>we will tow away your car if you don't put it in your garage

hero riding on an egg over the sea

Sorry but I only save slugcat princess

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you know how bedrock works, yes? your spics will suffer 20% health damage per second. unresistable.

why was it made though? to reproduce early 20st century and before communes? I mean the idea sounds comfy but you can't have it with whiners.

what to do

Save the Princess, dummy.

>lady of liberty catgirl.
yeah, gonna freedom fap now.

sex cat

That's your right as an American.
Unless you aren't American, in which case you're going to have to get off on a technicality.

Nothing in this thread will top this, the thread was won

Based.

Agreed, but we can still try.

Nice one.

Stop doing this shit.
I will now buy your game

Best one

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Cartels are immune to bedrock damage, idiot.

no

turn 360° and walk away

>that princess

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nice

Here's your princess Yea Forumsros

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lewder

That's more like it

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>bulge
Boring, try again.

dont make me bust out the actual drawing program instead of mspaint

imgur.com/a/jwV6yvW
It's not NSFW, I just can't upload images because the Yea Forums mods are retarded niggerfaggots who should be fired and then executed.

You heard the man.

very VERY puff puff?

based

It's fine, user. No need to beg for a ban. It's a very nice image.

keep going.
>bulge
nice

And while you're at it, thicker!

>it's a fucking jumpscare
Dammit, user, warn me next time.

m o r e

Furry or NekoShit?

No, that's thick enough for a boy.
Also it isn't Thursday.

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Then make it a girl.
Every day is Thursday.

holy shit

This thread had peaked. It's all downhill from here.

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Wow this rules. I dont understand any of it though

would that be fixed if they had shock batons instead guns?

_ ___ __ ___ ___ ______

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lost

I need more lewds of slugcat princes

Are you home user?

Gave her a soul.

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Beautiful.

Yeah. Sorry if it didn't turn out that great.

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My spider is still better.

ha

she looks derpy

hold on, I'm drawing something that takes way more time than it's worth because it's still gonna look mediocre

k

...

Can't wait.

I year to see it regardless.

How much can I get for that porn mag?

you can't solve every single problem by giving oral sex, you madman

name 5 problems

Climate change.

Depletion of nonrenewable resources
The eventual heat death of the universe
The ethical dilemma of choosing to share or withhold immortality from the commons
Jackie Ch- fuck

everything is pussyble

>give oral to climate
>climate gets wet
>wet = cooler
Global warming stopped

It was too long for 1 column and I have no fucking clue how to format it when that happens so just read horizontally first I guess.

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Nice.

how is a flimsy gayboi sword going to stop a cannonball though? by the looks of it, that's naval/siege calibre. would tear your arm clean off... no, avoid cannons, block machineguns.

>killing the spider

AAA for effort, but how about this user?

The OP is a discord user named Ryptun. He is 18 and a half years old and does nothing but talk about fucking little kids on the Yea Forums discord.

Not cool, have some manners.

Can confirm OP is a hardcore pedo

Haha I know him. I work for the FBI and we have been watching him for years now. The first incident was when he fucked his little brother, he said it was only going to be the one time but instead it transformed into a reoccurring thing. This eventually grew into his lolicon fetish, after his brother was taken away by child services because people thought it was the father. Usually every time after he rapes a little girl he will post a """loli of the day image"""" in the fags channel of the discord owned by the man code named 4channel. His avatar, as we know, is a bear that is beyond pedobear. When a pedobear that has raped 15 gorillian children, or more, he transforms into the ryptun bear.

This post brought to you by gangweed (AKA Arson)

k

that would be secret class info, or it's just really, REALLY shitty satire. try harder faggot.

I know him, he's an asshole, I asked him to buy pizza and he got a pizza with pineapple, even thought he knew I didn't like it.
Fucking monster.

Better.

Ok ryptun. Whatever you say, just because sometimes you jerk off to black cock sissy worship cuck hypno vids on pornhub doesnt mean you day dream all day about small chungus cunt all day. We watching you. Signed.

Dino.

Huh, who would've known these type of threads are brimming with Discordfags.
The more you know.

Chel

Don't give a shit, post more Princesses.

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Who would have thought that you're a gigantic fucking faggot too? Who knew? Gonna cry bitch? Gonna shit?? Gonna shit and piss and cum?? Listen, Ryptuns coming after yer little sister, you cant stop him. His phimosis cock NEEDS a young mouth to clean off his smegma.

Signed,
SmugFemdomLoli

>inb4 anaconda virtue princess
i've already seen r63 of him before.

Okay, joke was funny enough.
Now post another princess.

Well then.

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>Never fear Smith is here.jpg

Needs Kelly in the bottom right corner.

imagine walking in on her while she changes.... that´s some alien parasite tier shit.

Kek

I didn't realize Yea Forums was capable of doing this level of OC anymore.

You must have missed this then.

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>TFW mechs will never exist IRL as robots make more sense

why didn't he just grab the princess rope?

Fuck that furry bitch

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>only 1 optional gf
>original pic had 9001 optional mags
pff, always happens with these lazy devs. Cutting content like this is a travesty.

>implying that's the only princess
>implying you won't let Nekotrash die
>implying you won't save supplies for Dragon Princess

she's cutest at the end desu

>Someone else actually saw the 90's Lost in Space film reboot

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Well, Yea Forums. You did it. You saved every damn princess in this multiverse. And now you are king. Feels good doesn't it? Bet that feeling goes well with your immense harem. Seriously, you really cant count how many you saved at this point. Good job, champ. Now enjoy yourself. You deserve it!
THE END.
youtube.com/watch?v=U4zA0xnBEJU

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>spider
>gendered pronouns
>not ''it''
>doyouevengrammar.jpg?

that thing is a mimic too, fool.

>the end
>while my body is half blind and battered
>you bet your ass!
>find portal, ala Spyro / Minecraft style
>hoard artifacts to become GOD

let's go!

*now spawning user 2*

I fucking hate this song. The chorus feels like it's gonna get pumped up and then it flops down right at the end. Cuckoldry in song form's what it is. I can't stand it.

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>Sitting in your own decadence

if you aren't out there ruining the lives of the wicked then what's the point...

But its only the end of your story, What about the others?
Enemy sentry eventually gained sentience and began pondering life's biggest questions, Such as "Why do we exist" and "What lies in the stars?"
Stargazing became his favorite pass time as he watched the sea of the void shine with mystery and intrigue. He's getting ever closer to becoming one with the stars.

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its a spider not a bacterium
spiders have genders and reproduce sexually

Biologically true, but he and she are not meant for insects either, it's about grammar.

Oh shit.

what about other creatures
are all non human creatures only its?
people call pets by he and she
why not a spider

Chuck, Also known as "cannon handed strong motherfucker" Eventually retired so that he could keep the Plantation he inherited in shape.
Partially to his dismay, His son, known as "hook handed skilled motherfucker" decided to live up to his father's pillaging and princess kidnapping past, Although he's not as physically strong as his father, His muscle memory and acumen is unmatched.
He now sails the 7 seas in search of LOOT!

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Save the Princess from the harpy's nest before the eggs hatch.
You're reminded that there's a 2,500 gold fine and up to 12 years imprisonment for having sex with a monster or monstergirl, as humans having sex with monsters is what created powerful half-human monstergirls hybrids like the harpies to begin with. Seriously, some crazy bastard had sex with a roc. Have you seen a roc? They're giant birds the size of a wagon, and some dickhead boned one and now there are harpies. What a fucking madman.

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Wrong hand user

He's cursed with sprite-sheetitus. Everything about him becomes mirrored if he faces the opposite direction.

>nuclear mine
>(immune to nuclear mines)
old but still good

After the debacle that happened with you and Chuck. Enemy spider decided to move out into a different cave so she wouldn't have to get nearly beat up because she shared a cave with a kidnapper.
She now lives deep in the forested mountain ranges, Occasionally making dresses out of silk to sell at the nearest town's market. You should drop by sometime! After all, Who's gonna father the eggs? You know what happens to a spider's mate, right?

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Pretty based

The weapon shopkeep dude died.

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Full?

princessbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

Where are the Civil Liberty Catgirl lewds?

F

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Wait, don't you need at least two harpies to start a species? And even more if you don't want inbreeding?
How many rocs have been laid by how many men?

>That pose on the magazine
Is that imgur.com/a/JFGrhlV

Well, That's what he wants you to think.
In truth he faked his death so that he could run away from civilization and start his own. He founded the new nation of /K/anada, where its population consists of Animate weapons and Cowboys, A true Objectophile's homeland. And a place where the people can crack open a bear by their own.
Praise to the /K/ommissar!

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I knew there was a reason to buy everything in the store! Secret ending revealed!

Once you get one harpy, that harpy can mate with humans to get more harpies, and there are a lot more people that are open to the idea of banging harpies. It doesn't get diluted past half-monster because magic.

Sort of. I did think about it, but I didn't put any effort into making it a real reference otherwise I'd have tried to make obvious horns in

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SENTRY?!!!

>because magic.

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>Yea Forums loves to cry about politics in games
>thread is about creative ways to make this 'game' fun
>this gets posted
>all these positive replies
Fucking hypocrites

I hate when people actively shove in political views into games. If it's a game about politics, it's fine, but you should grant light to the other side too. But just shoving politics into people's faces in games that aren't about that is the problem. Or "SJW" shit.
Also, if you can't see that that thing's a satire of political comics, you are a sad man.

Ok so I:
>Limbo under the turret so it can't detect me
>Leap ontop of it
>Backflip up to the ledge
>Capoeira kick the spider, knocking it into the turret and breaking it
>Run jump to the porno mag.
> Quickly use it
>leap back down onto the gun shop owner's head
>lock my legs on his shoulders and break his neck with my hands
>Take the machine gun
>Slide jump and grab and swing the bottom point of the overhang
>Shoot downwards and kill the big guy with bullets to the brain
>Use his arm cannon to break the chains

Hmm. Seems quite straight forward.
I swear I'm forgetting something important though.

>A thread not getting shit up by politics is bad now

It's a joke you autist.

>Dragon Princess
She'll just wind up being fat and/or eating you though

This was nice.

I ain' done yet
The optional collectible porn mag went uncollected, And eventually quantum tunneled in-between the couch cushions in an ancient evil's palace. The mags were later found by a demigod who failed to understand such adulteries, Whoops.

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SOMEONE GET ME 2500 GOLD