Here's your new race, bro!

Rent free

>tfw blizzard is actually putting "nuggets" into their game...

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i play both what now?

Katawa Potato

I JUST WANTED OGRES BLIZZARD
WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stop making me horny god dammit

source please

>haha you think playing snake people would be cool?
>fuck you more gnomes

At least this will lead to an increase in shortstack amputation porn.

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cumbrian

gamer

Are you for real?

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Stop playing so many MMOs, play actual games or even try having sex for a change.

>"""""""""""""""""""NEW""""""""""""""""""" races
lmao and people fell for this shit

>"""""""""""""""""""NEW""""""""""""""""""" races that require months of braindead grinding, even reps from the previous expansion for some of them
Yes they do

Is this the American answer to Hitler's master race?

cope

>All four limbs gone
>"Lets make them just as short as they used to be"

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Wouldn't they be clumsy and uncoordinated if they were taller than they're supposed to be?

proxy paige

Unless they live in midget tunnels or something they'd probably prefer to get used to it

>be a gnome

>need robotic legs

>make them really short

lack of creativity

If I was in that guy's position I'd get some Dwemer spider legs

Small people think small though

BA DUM TSSS

user stop jerking off brian

>Make really long legs
>Now you have to buy a bunch of new pants
Makes sense

>Covering your beautiful metal legs with pants

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i wish i could kidnap a mechagnome and keep it as my personal sex slave. i'd remove his arms and legs so there was no chance he'd ever escape my sex dungeon and have my way with him anytime i was feeling horny.then once i got tired of fucking him i'd just take him far out into the woods and leave him for the wolves.

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Pathetic

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YEAH CUM INSIDE ME BRIAN OOH FFUUUCCKK

how about this?

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Why stop there, and continue to be looked down upon by trolls and cows? We have to go bigger

This, only fat shits want to escape their body. Can't blame them, but I can blame them for being tubs of lard to begin with.

Transhumanism is for freaks and subhumans.

LONGER

HEY LOIS

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dumb goyim like you who play subscription service MMOs. you are cattle and deserve this.
hey, reddit

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>reddit
Whomst?

Gold medalist in Manlet mental gymnastics here. Fuck gnomes and fuck the alliance

That's more like it.

LONGER! LONGER LONGER!!!!!

Why not the proper mechagnomes instead of these dumb LARPers?

>"I will be looked down on gnome more, time to kill niggers"
what did he mean by this?

Gnomes are subhumans, leprechauns are the real master race.

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Blizz shooting for that amputee porn now that they've got everything else covered.

Literally shat my drink on the screen from that post.

Nice.Longer

wait, raimi is directing the next warcraft movie?

Fucking kek

I miss when WC3 "tech" was basicly steam tanks, gyrocopters and rifles.

Not fucking mech suits and mechagnomes.

So what are sub numbers now? 800,000? Heard theyve somehow got less than WOD which was what made me throw in the towel for this dated pile of shit.

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REMEMBER THAT TIME BRIAN FUCKED YOU WHILE I WATCH NYEHEHEHEHEHE

wow had like 4 million + subs
where do you retards keep getting under 1 million subs from its literal fanfiction masturbation

WC2 had gnomish submarines tho

Keyword “had”.

fuck your submarines i've got giant turtles and DRAGONS cunt

1.7mil active subs not counting tokens at the third month of bfa was the last confirmed number. wouldnt be surpised if it was lower than 1 mil now

twitter.com/WeakAuras/status/1051812677578838016

So @Blizzard_Ent
launched a new API (link: develop.battle.net/) develop.battle.net recently and it was leaking player subscription end dates. You could iterate over all players and calculate active subs. At the start of #BfA we had 3.2m subs, now at 1.7m of which ~25% are secondary #BFA purchases
1:30 PM · Oct 15, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Sure, and the horde had giant turtles.
I'm not saying the rules/standard was amazing.
But WoW went in a different direction, just like WC3 was different from WC2.

I never asked for this.

Wasn't this debunked as inaccurate as fuck?

KEK

It wouldn't be surprising if it were true

reddit.com/r/wow/comments/acqhph/i_estimated_subscriber_numbers_using_google_trend/

The only people telling you otherwise are Blizzard and Blizzdrones.

if you're going to get prosthetic legs, why not get 3 of em. if you catch my drift
i'm talking about a prosthetic steampunk dick as well

Fucking wish we could see exactly, especially with Classic coming soon.

honestly this is better than the other allied races which are mostly lazy palatte swaps. I don't know what kind of deranged individual would want to play this though, it's a hideous robotic midget - like someone got drunk and thought "there's no way gnomes could be more terrible" and some guy was like hold my beer

>couldn't just use the mechagnome models they already have

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I wish they had used those instead of the new weird abomination they made

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Because these looks nice and are more interesting. Now shut up and go level a fat woman.

Can’t give the players anything TOO interesting, lest they start enjoying the game!