Wake up

>wake up
>see this outside your window
what would you do?

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Fap one last time before dying

Go back inside and shitpost on Yea Forums.
Don't think for a moment you fags have "the end of the world" as an excuse to get out of being told what shit taste you have.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

based

they fucked up the scale
these cunts are supposed to be 2 kilometers tall

ask them about their motivation

I would sign up for collaborationist government and genocide every gamer

Through the window? Based suicidal retard

They actually vary in size, with some only being a few hundred meters or less. 2km is just the largest size, which I think is how big Harbinger was.

Try and seduce the reapers.

Assemble the N team to make something better

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Better than letting them get to 25 and call in a nuke

the destroyers are small, these are the capital ships which are 2~km tall, harbinger is 2.5-3km~ tall

I haven't played any game in the Mass Effect series. So that honestly doesn't look very menacing to me.

I haven't played any Halo game either, but now THAT looks menacing.

Laugh at the sprites running away in the distance

I would rape the 1st women near to me

>what would you do?
Wonder where my comfy countryside home went.

>Fap one last time before dying
have sex jizz brain

Why didn't the reapers just send an army of nanobots and just take over the planet in a matter of hours?

i grab ash, and gently rub her swollen belly as shes now pregnant with our seventh child and radio joker
"prep the shuttle"

they dont want to take over

>7 kids in the span of 3 years, 2 of which you were dead

Fetch Master Chief

If it's REALLY bad then either Samis or Doomguy

>overjoyed that aliens will kill all the pakis and blacks in London

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>you question this but now how they managed to rebuild shepard from a literal handful of cells that were probably contaminated with who the fuck knows what

SPACE MAGIC
Whereas 7 kids in 3 years is cuckoldry and impossible

wasn't London the last big city to stay standing?

>impossible
FOOL the first birth was quintuplets.

becoem humen ripper and fite da other reappaz LOLOLOL

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reapers are such a mess
it's like they never had any idea what to do with them

Why didn't they just rape the reapers with antimatter?

"Oh no! I'm stuck in a terrible game!"

Wow nice war of the worlds rip off.

Thank god, I'm finally going to be dead.

>have sex jizz brain

You can't use our insults against us tranny incel

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turn 360 degrees and sleep away

Go back inside and draw porn of women getting gangraped by husks.

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Then rub one out and go to sleep pondering what it'd feel like if Samara 69 would feel like with me eating her up and she using biotics to milk my prostate.

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more like they realized they couldn't give every reaper a unique model

Hide in the airducts. Those are safe, right?

The reapers are our saviors. Finally, salvation!

play videogames you fucking loser who cant get laid.
fucking faggot god damn idiot loser cunt sex penis dick vagina triple anal homicide

how would this thing evne fly through space? would it just superman through the the solar system?

no i mean
first they are these almost divine creatures that make it sound like organic life is just a stupid accident and the universe belongs to a life form you didn't even think could exist
then they have to use tricks and proxies because they can't actually take on the galaxy by themselves
then they're simple tools made by the AI that the keepers made
then they're robot copies of some psychic whale race that has the same exact abilities as reapers, only stronger, btw these psionic whales used to rule the whole galaxy and they're the reason for everything

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They retconned that shit and had it so it supposedly acts as the core of a given ripper capital ship, with the squid shell built around it.
Every cycle, a reaper is made in the form of a given harvested apex species as the core, then enclosed in the squid shaped vessel to "pilot" it.

It's fucking retarded, I know.

jokes on you
i don't have windows

There are over biological 6,500 differences between male and female. Most can never be changed. Your very essence is male. What you are experiencing can be fixed, but not through surgery. Understand that this is you making a choice, you are choosing to identify with females, with women. Why that is, well, that is up to you to figure out. It's a lot of deep, psychological work and it is hard, but it works and it will make your life happier.

Chopping off your dick and taking hormones and other substances that don't belong in a male body will make your dysphoria even worse. It will also be physically painful and uncomfortable. You will lose your libido. Women will not accept you, they are creeped out by you. Same with men. And children. This is the great lie of the modern world, that extreme political correctness makes for a better world. It doesn't. Only TRUTH makes for a better world. Start by being honest with yourself.

I stand up and tell them space niggers to go home, we don't want their kind round here.

Choose the green ending