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Voice changer

If that upsets you then you are a little bitch.

Take up smoking

You are asking for it

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Smoking.
When I was 15 my music teacher made fun of me for my voice. 10 years later women turn moist when I talk.

Smoke a couple thousand cigarettes.

I've smoked since I was 17 for unrelated reason (stopped since May) but no real changes, this might be a meme

and in 10 years you will die of cancer

You need training, OP. People have annoying voices because they hear themselves differently. And deaf people have the most annoying voices.
But I suggest you train your voice to sound feminine, because you can exploit it.

try to fool them by prtending your a girl

>Voice is somewhat high
>Have a posh way of speaking
>Amerimutts think im either a girl or an english person (i'm australian)
Its worse irl, looking like a girl is just as bad. I feel kinda scared someone would kidnap me thinking i'm one. Good thing i don't live in germany or something

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>stopped since May
Fantastic.

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People always mistake me for being a 12 year old boy when in reality I'm a literal girl.

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If you're 23 and actually a soprano, that straight up means your voice did not change during puberty, which I find highly unlikely. Take a voice lesson at your local music store

i only want to be seen as a woman
voice (and facial hair) is 90% of the way to passing

>Smoking

to fuck up your vocal cord you must smoke harsh tobacco and drink for several years. Not just smoke malboro

>deaf people have the most annoying voices
>he doesn't want a deaf gf
are you retarded?

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I hope they don't take you and fuck your boyhole, that would be awful.

A-user! This is a blue board!

>Deep voice with a French accent
>Homos online add me just to hear me speak
So this is the power of getting attention for no reason. If only I could attract something other than benders

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Screencap is shit because it's from leddit but only place where I could find the image

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>deep voice
>intense shyness to the point of not even owning a mic

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I'm french and I can't fucking stand the french accent

Ok
You now attract straight men, are you happy

Relax your stomach, speak from the diaphragm.
90% of it is just genetic, your vocal cord length or something, but you should still be able to access the lower end of your range. Adds some bass. Most people speak while unconsciously stressed and tensed up, pitches you in the higher end.

Hey frenchie, say chowder

That's because you're insecure and have terrible elocution. Work on the fluidity of your speech and your accent will be the least of your worry
How about some big tittied onee sans ?

SHAUW-DAIR? SHAU-DAIR?

IT'S CHOWDAH

SAY IT RIGHT

french here, same french accent is horrible, but thats just because you're know the sonority of the languague.

Everybody fall for in any english speaking country.

>sale pédé

You should embrace the unique voice you've got.

just start transitioning into a girl you'll probably look pretty too
also add me on kik

Sydney?

vocaroo.com/i/s0HEqMohALkX
English sometimes does sound like Mandarin

Learn to sing. I hate being a baritone so fucking much. I sound like a dying cat if I try to sing any of the shit I like singing and always have to sing normie shit at karaoke.

>see brother I haven't seen in 5 years or so
>same high voice although pretty big
genetics really are something

I think I know who this is

at least it's manly as fuck and you don't sound like an angry puddle when you try to shout

Give us a voocaroo faggot

Start smoking and drinking hard booze

You sound like a Chad user. Be happy with your voice.

Every voice has its pros and cons but I have no interest in what mine is good at.

Nobody is going to care about you either way

wow rude

Chaudière

Who do you think i am user? Do you dare lift the veil of anonymity?

seriously own it and RP 10 years olds in mature gaming servers. Bonus points if you refer to your mum constantly

Metal gear solid 1 is better than 3

>chowder
Chaudeure

?
I think i like 4 the best, or peace walker

Oh nevermind guess I got the wrong Australian

Run your mic input through a voice changer and become a cool robot with some reverb.

I'LL KILL YOU
I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU
ESPECIALLY ALL OF YOU IN THE JURY

I got something you can deep in your voice box.

>I've listened to my voice recorded and I think I sound like a total faggot
This happens to a lot of people since your voice sounds different to yourself than it does to others due do it having to travel through your internal bones before reaching your ears.

Best you can get is a boyish voice. Not worth it.

>whenever I hear a recording of my voice it sounds like a caricature of the lispy nasally "nerd voice" you hear in cartoons
God I hate my voice so much. According to my friends my voice sounds pretty bad so it's not even what is talking about either.

vocaroo.com/i/s1pJdSyQPmSx

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>ah-non
Am I the only one who pronounces it ayy-non?

No I don't think so. Since it isn't a word that's usually pronounced pretty much everything goes.

>Been at the same job a few years now.
>People constantly ask if I'm in radio or voice work.
>Thank them and inform them no, just work here.
>Well, you totally should user! You've got an amazing voice and I absolutely love hearing you talk.
>Over a hundred women have said this; both in person and over the phone. Women over the phone always love to talk about my voice.

So... Should I pursue VA'ing Yea Forums? Mind you, I have nothing that an amateur or professional VA would need.

So are we doing vocaroo readings? I'm a wannabe voiceactor, so give me something cool! :D

post vocaroo bby

kill yourself back to /soc/

Wish I had that kind of voice tone, 10 CHA

have sex

> Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
>It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
>"Tribute"?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
>Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
>Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
>What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

I bet OP is a retard and is confusing tenor for soprano.

dilate

Sure you do

vocaroo.com/i/s0TsR2lat4ec

A singer told me some tips about that but the only thing I remembered was to try alternating between your "speaking voice" and your "singing voice". I never asked him to elaborate on that but I'm assuming you're gonna have to look (and sound) like an idiot alternating between pitches.

have sex

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I literally dont own a mic, so that is my laptops built in one.

Honestly sounds pretty average to me.

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That's what I always thought. Idk. I always get complemented on it, so no idea.

Stop giving a fuck.

>voice sounds fine
>drink an ice cold Coke
>sound retarded

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I do too, but as of late, I've been told that my voice would be good enough for the radio or podcast. I sound derpy af IMO

I tend to like people with intersting voices, so even though you might think you sound weird other probably find it endearing.

Yeah, I use to hate it a lot. But I'm come to terms with it along with inheriting my dad's laugh, which I hated so much as a kid.

People love it too. Don't know what was up with me, but I'm glad that I'm getting over little shit like that.

>have a voice right in between girly and boyish
>people always ask what I am
>never reveal it unless I'm close to them
Does it matter if they're not going to fuck me?

Throat massage
Look upwards and yawn
Don't drink acidic drinks
Drink water
Smoke cigars

uh-non is the cultured pronunciation.

Only comment I ever got from someone was that I sounded like the quit guy who got bullied in school.

>tfw have a pliable voice and can go pretty high or low at will.
I will admit my high range is a quite weak but I can almost go to mickey/Elmo levels of tone, Stitch/Gollum levels are quite consistent, but Dr.Claw levels of low is much easier for me to sustain.
I love to go onto VR Chat, dress up as a skeleton and do a Skeletor voice. That always gets laughs out of people: doing that voice whilst making bone puns.

>sounded like

I used to hate my regular voice but honestly you just need to record yourself talking for a while and you get used to your voice and release it isn't really as bad as you think it is.

Havent read any of this thread but i intuitively know its infested with tranny fags and im preemptively telling them to kys

start smoking.

vocaroo.com/i/s0pUVdbHmoqD

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join a death metal band

Well smoking works, but it will ruin your health.

diaphragm breathing
drink whiskey

Oh mama mia, what a hot voice.
Please, tell me you look as hot as you sound.

That doesn't actually help, I have a great growling voice (around ten years in some death/grind bands) and my normal voice still sounds sorta shitty, this are two different things.

>mfw people make fun of me for being a 40 yyearold still playing videogames but im 24
my voice sounds the same as people i play with i dont get this shit cunts the fuck
this isnt "muh deep voice is so inconveniencing more my shits the same stop being niggers bout it

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I was playing online on PSN and some kid asked if I was a youtuber. I asked why and she said my voice was really clear.

voice charger, pitch down a little.

drink and smoke

>21
>5'8 (172cm)
>baby faced as FUCK
>look like a mix of ken from persona 3 and hilbert from pokemon black and white
>voice smooth like butter
i think things will work out

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>i think i look like anime characters
no you dont and your voice isn't that noteable

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>back in highschool
>giving a presentation in chemistry
>finish my presentation and say "any questions or comments?"
>qt senior girl says that my voice is super comforting and that she wants to hear me read her to sleep
>haha you too...
>didn't realize what she meant by this until it was too late

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>early bloomer
>5th grade
>substitute calls on me to read from the book
>as soon as I start reading she starts cracking up because my voice was deep

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i was just saying that if i had to compare how baby i look, those two characters came to my mind. im not sure why you are so upset and want to bring me down, but you do you i guess.

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>friends tell me I sound permanently smug and sarcastic

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anime characters all have the same bland look

then i guess im bland then. not sure what to tell you. cant think of any characters from western games i played recently that i'd look like to be honest.

Yeah bro you totally look like an anime character and aren't just hallucinating when you look in the mirror.

breathe with your stomach

She was laughing at you cause you were 19, tyrone

She wasn't laughing when j gave her my 19 inch bbc, nigga

never did i say anywhere that i look unironically and legitimately look like anime characters. i was giving a rough idea because im not retarded enough to actually post my face. i have no clue why you're upset.

My voice instinctively changes whenever speaking different language, English included

>friends tell me my voice is monotone

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>forced lowercase
>omg i'm an anime character irl
>teehee swearing
You're a huge fag and everyone you talk to knows how full of yourself you are.

>Have an alright voice
>Relatively deep
>British accent that's obviously from the southwest but not full-on cider farmer
>No particular hangups on it
>Just bad at starting conversations with people I don't know
>Also have a long travel time to/from work, so never on at the sort of time to get in a raid or team game that would warrant using a mic
I'm just not used to using it

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Start smoking

kys

Jesus christ that's a lot of autism. Who are you quoting anyway?

Bullshit, I'm fat and my voice is high as fuck
Don't fall for it bros

>Have the voice of an old man
>Everyone assumes i'm 40
>I'm 24

Even worse cause i'm gay and no fag likes the voice.

People on a tf2 servers told me I have a rapist voice, don't know what that means

dilate

Seems more autistic to lack so much self awareness you unironically think you look like an anime character desu.

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Wow, your voice is really great

you type like a little bitch

Chain smoke or find a quiet woods somewhere and scream into a pillow like an autist.

Someone on Weeabootique told me I sounded like Otacon

aaaaa I wanna go back I miss it so much

>Regular thin tall guy
>Think I have an alright voice
>Not that deep, not that weird, just speak too low sometimes
>Join a channel on discord with some people I don't know and start talking
> "Bruh, what's that voice from the grave?"
What
>Some time later do the same thing
>When I speak everyone goes silent and say "wow, what the fuc"
>Some other guy thinks I'm a fat biker
>It has happened 4 times already And I still don't see the weirdness
Make it stop Yea Forumsros

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0HEqMohALkX
chad

cute shota

smoke

fucc my bussy daddy...

Just accept the body you were born with. You only make it worse for yourself and your bloodline and you;ll end up a statistic eventually.

Show me where in my post that I unironically legitimately think that I look like an anime character. Show me where in my post where I say "Yup, those guys are literally and unironically me, no doubts about it."

Nah

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You sound like a shiela

They never said cringe or based though, you autistic sperg.

Not gonna lie I'm jelly as fuck and sad since I will never sound as manly as you.

I'm 28 and still sound so juvenile like if I was 17-18.

tfw no big hairy gamer guy to make me cum through asmr

>tfw everyone in my group thinks I'm some old man because of my wisdom and scratchy voice
>I'm actually the youngest, I've just been through some shit

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>weeabootique
A name I haven't heard in ages

Alright alright shut the fuck up Frenchie we don't know or care what you're saying now. Any more than 2 words is enough for fuck's sake.

>bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang.jpg
Nigger

sneed

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>voice always cracks when it hits a certain pitch right in the middle of my vocal range
>have to either go with a deep voice all day or one an octave higher

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I say it Ann Inn

Rip

I feel like my voice is different depending on the mood. If I'm excited, my voice is high and sounds like my balls haven't dropped. If I'm getting irritated then my voice gets deep and when I'm talking talking normally with no emotion involved, I sound deep and monotone as all fuck.

I intentionally ham up my Australian accent when speaking a different language or to foreigners.

post voice

Hot voice.

In all my red neck glory

vocaroo.com/i/s1ZgCfy39fcC

doesn't sound that bad

Are you one of those guys who sound like beast boy?

Thanks

Lucky twink.

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post your fucking nipples or shut the fuck up

Stop lying to me.

I'm a girl, but 90% of the time people online initially mistake me as a twelve year old boy.

>First time joining raid group
>Introduce myself
>All the guys immediately start berating me about little kids not being allowed in the raid.
>Prove that I'm a girl
>Suddenly they're all overly welcoming and low key trying to flirt.

Sometimes I really hate being a girl.

You have to be 18 or older to post here, kid.

>Ken
>Hilbert

Cute

I want to see it.

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>Stupid nasally voice because I broke a bunch of my sinuses as a kid and never got it fixed

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stop being low test, literally had deep voice since i was 15

post it

gabagool

vocaroo.com/i/s1PrOD3aNzRJ

Sounds pretty normal to me, at least from that short clip.

rip that raid group

Yeah it sounds fine
Mine is far more nasally

Since you're being a sweetheart, here you go. I would post my voice but I'm in my colleges library and don't want to look like a sperg talking to themselves. I used a pixel filter because I still want to be somewhat anonymous.

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>I look like an anime!
>actually looks like a 12-year-old
who would have guessed

la creatura...

Work out to stimulate your test levels

CUTE!

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Should have been team PlayStation. PS3 has built in voice changer for online play! Now that's futuristic!

I mean I said I was baby faced. I was honestly expecting to get called underageb& so I'm glad my expectations didn't fail me.

when's your birthday user

What...

>broad nose
>thick lips
>round undefined chin and jaw
mate, you dont look like an anime character.

September. I'll be 22, that is if I choose to just end it. I'm miserable in college.
I never said I looked like an anime character. It was honestly just a general comparison based on the eyes and hair. Should I have said Julian Casablancas or something? I don't know what anyone wants from me.

LMAO
Please say: "now, please go to w w w dot teamviewer dot com and download the client"

Enjoy being a cute twink while it lasts, friend. Time is a cruel bitch.

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Does anyone honestly like hearing their own voice? I think everyone dislikes their own voice when hearing it back on a recorder, because it doesn't sound like what you hear when you're talking.

>tfw have this stupid rasp in my voice I hate
>just want a clear voice
>not even a smoker

you literally said you look like a mix of 2 anime characters

>tfw no boyish female gf

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>Choose to end it

Don't you dare. You're too cute. It would be such a waste.

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Nice vidya thread sage

same here
might as well give them a bit of fanservice

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I mean there's going on a mongolian basket weaving forum and saying that i look like two boys from JRPGs, and then there's actually thinking that i unironically look like a perfect anime boy in real life. I'm more of the former, but if you wanna call me delusional and believe that I'm some schizo sperg who off his meds who goes around campus thinking they're the perfect anime boy then i guess I'll let you guys entertain the thought.

post it again

you literally said you look like a mix of 2 anime characters

Uh... No? When did I ever say that?

I fucked up...I apologize for being retarded.

hey I'm sure you look pretty cute when you're flustered but still, you don't gotta respond to him

>>look like a mix of ken from persona 3 and hilbert from pokemon black and white

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Better be confused for a kid than for a damn girl. Fuck, I just want to play shit and not have guys say "hurr durr your voice is pretty ;)". Because of that I rarely use a mic or speak ingame.

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Post pics

a kid drowning is cute to you guys

>travel through your internal bones
>internal bones

as opposed to what, my exterior ones?

that's objectively not cute my man I'm sure you have a better example

>he doesn't have an exoskeleton

Post voice.

did you not get manufactured with those?

Post vocaroo faget

Hon hon hon

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>be 13 in the 90s
>answer telephone
>voice so deep everyone thinks i'm my dad
feels good

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based

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Ok but seriously, is there any way to improve one's voice? I hate mine, it sounds kinda faggy.

Follow my advice
vocaroo.com/i/s0zKvXr0qA3u

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>dont speak online because embarassed of screen name
big brain

i know it sounds stupid but do nofap really makes your voice deeper? sometimes then i read through nofap threads i notice that people often mention voice change

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All i can say is maybe you're speaking puberphonically. When you speak, look at your adams apple, if it's practically shooting into your chin you're talking wrong. There are no exercises that can deepen the voice, the shape and size of your vocal folds and resonance chambers are finalized and unchangeable

when*

I always get shit for my voice when I play with Yea Forums.

vocaroo.com/i/s0JC8gxQq81J

vocaroo.com/i/s0lAPibor7B3

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fapping makes your voice higher, it's happened to me, so I assume not fapping makes your voice deeper

Yeah mate sounds average but even if you had golden pipes you're diction and read is p bad not gonna lie, take some acting classes

Where can I play with Yea Forumsirgins? I wanna come and bully you.

thats all i needed to know thanks user

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That's because you sound bong as fuck lol, the actual vocal tone is normal

/vg/ usually, if there's an online game I'm playing with a general it's usually good fun to play with some Yea Forumsirgins

Oi

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Nothing can or will alter your voice in the way you lads are hoping for, get used to what you've got

fuck meant for this dude

>orbiting 3dpd
I expected better of you.

You sound like a right poofta m8

just pretend to be a girl and con some neckbeard

vocaroo.com/i/s1EcE9AJADDy

Rate me NORF FC impersonation lads
vocaroo.com/i/s0IEUUuPFxhl
I'm this guy

hot

You sound like a legit crackhead

Congrats on quitting, user.

vocaroo.com/i/s1Nbt5blUVmw

I dunno, dude. That sounds kinda gay.

Suffen fairy cannot andle propa norfmen

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Greg?

cute

>22
>1,74m (5'9)
>pretty high voice
>face still looks like 16
>ottermode
>people often ask me if I'm in high school already
but
>random gays buy me shots in bars
>I get all the attention I want from desperate milfs and girls
Being a twink has it's perks but meeting girls my age is a pain in the ass. We're all gonna make it bro

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>23
>African American
>when speaking online people think I'm white

Are there any exercises for "blackening" or blacking my voice?

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Fd

Learn to actually speak instead of breathe words out and it wouldnt be

Why the actual fuck would you want to do that, people won't get sketched out by you since you don't speak in ebonics or with hood vernacular, it's only a good thinf

>have bassy voice
>also exactly the timbre that makes it fade in with background noise real easy
>also has an aversion to speaking too loud since mom beat the whole capslock-is-cruise-control-for-cool out of me way back
>soft-spoken giant with voice that doesn't carry for life
People have trouble understanding me up close, and I absolutely cannot be at range. It's not a problem for gaming at least, thank god.
I'm not normally very envious of other people but I'm absolutely jelly of some of you anons.

use more AAVE

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>deep voice
>quiet
I never feel like people understand what I'm saying when I talk

>soft-spoken giant
literally perfect

OwO

jack yourself off and record

All I got was that I sound way too nice for my personality
I guess that is good

sounds just like a 90s anime dub

Lmao i have lost access to the upper and lower pitches of my voice because i have laryngeal nerve damage i got from pneumonia, i can talk normally but hitting high note and some low notes only makes breathing/whistling sounds, and that's only some of the problems that comes with it woooooo

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>22
>zero facial hair
>people always assume I'm 19 at most
I just want people to stop looking so surprised when I tell them how old I am.

Sing a Yea Forums ost song you fags.

>sounds exactly as I expect the weebs on here to sound like

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What an angelic voice.

I just started to embrace it since I developed a /ss/ fetish

Me no likey. Can't hjear anything

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do rules of nature next

>Are there any exercises for deepening the voice
Yes. I knew a towering giant at highschool who had a cartoon-like voice. We would make fun of him, except he could kick our asses if he heard us. We went away for summer break, during which he apparently took a voice development course, and when we returned he had a deep voice to fit his threatening visage.
I remember reading about this in the newspaper once. You're taught to loosen your vocal cords by helping you pinpoint your deeper voice, by means of recording you cough or something. Point is that there are non-invasive treatments.

la creatura de las americas

>24
>Have decent facial hair and good jawline
>Guesses at age vary wildly from early to late 20s
It's kind of entertaining, but I've never been that good at guessing ages myself so eh

slavshit here, and it shows when i speak english without thinking of what i'm saying
i can speak normally but have to remember to do so
should i try to speak without an accent or do you guys tolerate slavs

>pic
you still playing heroes 3?

go away, the only trannies accepted here are the cute underaged ones that say nigger

>Muh bloodline
Imagine caring about something as pointless as that
Since when was Yea Forums filled with such moralfaggots

Post vocaroo so I can rate your accent.

Not on a competitive level, but I do

>Since when was Yea Forums filled with such moralfaggots
Yea Forums has always been the opposite of society. Now that society is completely nihilistic and immoral, Yea Forums has become value laden, especially in terms of morality and social structure.

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having children is not a moral good

Haha, with a deeper voice people start asking things like
"how many dicks did you have to suck to get a deep voice like that?"
Just accept the cards you've been dealt faggot.
At least you're not an obese shut in with moobs right?

It's the only objective good.

Deeper voice doesn't necessarily make everything better.
I knew this dude in high school who legit looked like one of those chinless incels you keep seeing posted around and he had a deep as fuck voice when in reality you expected his voice to be higher or just 'normal'. It just sounded retarded as fuck and everyone made fun of him for it.

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slav accents are cool and hot

speak through diaphram

why would I speak through a contraceptive device

>vocaroo.com/i/s1VLV9vQAuRx
are you Irish?

Same. I can't hear my own bassiness, but apparently it's there, and people comment about it regularly. Especially when I over-enunciate for dictation or for saying unfamiliar terminology, I accidentally drop a tone and people are taken aback. Except for one e-girl back in highschool saying I sounded like an old rapist, everyone else says I could be a news reporter. Nowadays people online say I sound incredible, because I talk directly into the mic, not loudly but amplified.
Try recording your voice and listening to it every now and then, speaking normally. It'll help you get a better idea of your outer-voice.

This is wrong. Just like with dicks bigger = better, always, so is it with voices deeper = better.

remove magical beans, special bean oil food (almost all vegetal/hydrogen oil is bean oil)

Do exercises and build muscle.

Voice deep is about high T level

shut up woman

Tradfaggots aren't moral.

>Just like with dicks bigger = better
That's not true though.

Mildly interested in how you think you could possibly prove that

vocaroo.com/i/s1LnESnuPPCO

It's objectively good for the genes/species to propagate. That is our objective, biological purpose, just as eating, sleeping, shitting.

>Think I sound pretty normal
>Hear my own voice through someone elses speaker in game
>I sound like a stereotypical nerdy homosexual with a weird inflection that I swear to god I am not doing
>Even if I try to speak a little lower and more monotone I still sound the same
>Now don't want to talk in online games

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How do you establish that this is our purpose, that is objective, and that it is good?

>stereotypical nerdy homosexual with a weird inflection
Post it.

ah. u sound cute then ;)

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886998002724

Zincbros!
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8875519

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>muh tesosterone
a quarter of elite male athletes have female levels of testosterone

>only tested zinc deficiencies and restoration to baseline
>those fucking microscopic sample sizes

Why is Yea Forums so bad at reading research?

Aerobic exercise reduces free testosterone, doesn't it? Makes sense

damn that's pretty good

By the scientific fact that is is embedded into our very being, it's not invented by humans, it transcends our subjectivity.

>Augustus became the Emperor of Rome at 36
>I'm 30 and I am nothing

Time to join the cosmic dance.

The mirror halls of time await.

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Not even a wizard?

Holy shit, it's Milo Yiannopoulos!

Science can't establish our purpose as a species or what is good, brainlet. Scientifically tie a noose.

Tradfags are just as bad as moralfags

>short
>Kinda chubby
>Baby face if I shave my gross goatee
>Voice is insanely deep

I guess we all have something

It doesn't need to establish our purpose. All we need to do is separate that which is biological and independent from our subjectivity. The drive for reproduction exists in all living things. Even retards that are essentially not self-aware are driven to fuck. Antinatalism is an incel COPE.

Augustus also died and become nothing, so you're doing alright.

Exogenous testosterone injections

not really. my voice is deep and it dropped at puberty. you either have it or you don't.

My voice is already super deep. I remember turning on the voice masker in Halo 2 and everyone would shit themselves laughing at how low it was.

how long is your daily commute one way, user?

If you're confusing the statement you're responding to with antinatalism, you have a hypofrontal gamerbrain, sorry.

>All we need to do is separate that which is biological and independent from our subjectivity. The drive for reproduction exists in all living things.

Eating, shitting and pissing must be greater moral goods, since you can ignore the sexual drive, but not these other functions

I like hearing my own voice when I talk but not a recording

make more monkey sounds

Minimum hour and a half by bus, usually more because of traffic. I could do it quicker, but I can't drive because epilepsy.
I might look into how long it can be after your last seizure before you're allowed, I've seen time limits of either one or three years with extremely vague requirements for both and a bike would made the trip a fuckload faster

Is that a maroon colored duke controller? Never seen that before.

is that fucking welsh?

>since you can ignore the sexual drive
Not him, but this is only somewhat true thanks to technology.

go to /fit/ if you want to see bro science in it's purest form

>around 13 yo
>playing Socom Confrontation with my brother and some of his online friends in a public match
>with the shitty little bluetooth earpiece that came with it
>one of his friends starts mocking my voice
>impending dread.jpg
>i feel awful
>my brother unfriends him
>never speak online again

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If it was welsh, there'd be a hard-coded inflection that rises slightly near the beginning, dips down, then rises again towards the end of the sentence (maybe more than once if he separated the phrases)
Also he mentioned no sheep

The fact that you can subjectively choose to ignore the drive for reproduction by following an incel philosophy is irrelevant, the drive exists within irrespective of your subjectivity. It exists objectively, like your height or hair colour, outside of any social conditioning or human invented value.

Sex voice

smoke some cigars faggot

Quietly hum the beginning of "happy birthday" and try to get the vibration to the front of your face. When you start talking you'll sound better.

youtu.be/tupa9IyVq2Y?t=1601