- Censors games
- Removes content from games
- Removes blood from games
- Covers literally half the cartridge, CD and box of the games with their shitty USK logo that the rest of Europeans have to eat up
- Makes games about simulating boring jobs
- Unironically they ask for the ID card in case you buy a + 16 or +18 game (happened to me as an Erasmus student)
Why do Germans have so many problems with videogames? Can't they just take things easier and actually enjoy them?
weil sie Spermagehirne sind
> Censors games
> Removes content from games
> Removes blood from games
None of that has happend in almost a decade and even swastikas are allowed by now.
>enjoy things
>take it easy
>Germans
>Censors games
>Removes content from games
>Removes titties from games
>Covers literally half the catridge, Cd and box with some photoshopped shit to cover visible ass or chest from a women
>Makes games full with microtransactions
>Literally blame videogames for everything from racism to sexiscm
Why to Americans have so many problems with videogames? Cant they just take things easier and actually enjoy them
The same reason they love to flood their country with muslims and watch their women get raped and bred by them. A nation of cuckolds.
Assmad german tripfag
Arbeit macht frei
Play more work simulators Hans
>Censors games
>Removes content from games
>Removes blood from games
You should update your decade old info, grandpa.
You forgot to add
>completely ruins Europe multiple times and is ruining it now
Fuck G*rmans
>zombie game
>gets banned for the next 25 years
>half life
>gets banned for the next 25 years
>GTA 5
>it's alright
God forbid they show violence towards zombies and aliens
Most of that is bullshit nowadays.
This is true.
t. german
>censors history
also the weird thing is a certain group always seems to benefit whenever Germans destroy Europe, I wonder why that is
A retarded tripfag, shocking.
The new Wolfenstein was still a close one, and German streamers are "playing it safe" by not playing the uncensored version, or so I've read. Killing Nazis is attacking the Constitution because there's swastikas everywhere. Pottery.
No games have been censored in the last decade aside from ones with nazi symbolism, and that's about to change, too.
>- Covers literally half the cartridge, CD and box of the games with their shitty USK logo that the rest of Europeans have to eat up
>making shit up
It's largely a "Think of the children"-mentality, that you see everywhere in nowadays' Western world.
Germany doesn't like violence and facism, America doesn't like nudity and swearwords.
While both is shit, I'd argue the German view of things makes way more sense.
Germany is part of European laws, so I would guess the regular European standards compounded with the general intimacy of the Holocaust spawns some really huge fissures in gaming politics.
Rapefugees wouldn't be coming here if Obama hadn't fucked up the middle east
We wouldn't have all the Turkroaches either if the US didn't force them on Germany
PEGI is pretty lenient though
Germany has their own rating system because of media fearmongering that violent video games are rotting kids' brains
>censors
Ah yes, the German censoring machine with programmers and their beck and call to remove content from games.
Retard. It's companies self-censoring out of fear they'd be denied a rating, then have make changes, and pay for the rating process again on top of missing a hot release date.
Because the last time Germany embraced creativity, 70 million people died.
What is the difference between Northern people and Southern people of Germany?
It has actually more to do with the first sentence of our constitution.
>Die Würde des menschen ist unantastbar.
>Human dignity is inviolable.
And since it is so broad and imprecise it can be interpreted in the most retarded ways. Plus the whole 'no Nazi iconography outside historical stuff' kinda bullshit that they amended recently.
based
Then that would make it even worse I'd think. Since it's isolated, no one can get at the problem at all.
Aldi
>Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar.
...solange wir sie nicht antastbar gemacht haben.
The whole Vorratsdatenspeicherung thing and the Zensursula complex show how little our politicians care about the constitution.
They only care, if it says what they want it to say. Otherwise they ignore it.
Until after many years they get a ruling showing they were fucking Verfassungsfeinde, but get zero penalty. It's fucking ridiculous.
The extremists from left and the right end of the spectrum couldn't even hope to cause as much damage to the human and citizen rights in Germany as our established parties have been causing since the turn of the century. Even if they tried to.
Parties and politician-as-a-career were a mistake. We should "elect" our parliaments by lottery.
Once an authoritarian regime, always an authoritarian regime.
>- Unironically they ask for the ID card in case you buy a + 16 or +18 game (happened to me as an Erasmus student)
What's wrong with this?
OP is butthurt cause he's underage
>- Censors games
>- Removes content from games
>- Removes blood from games
How do they do that? Do they get source access to do those changes? Does the german state employ programmers to do them? Is every game released in Germany published by the german state?
Welcome to the 90s
Literally everything you said is obsolete now
They simply don't allow it to be released in germanistan, so if the publishers/devs want to release it there they have to implement the things they want. It's little better than China.
You can release whatever the fuck you want in Germany. Prove me wrong.
Germanistan is brainwashed.
Ask none working German person what it thinks and you will be amazed of how out of reality they are.
I get that anglos use these threads to cope, but you're clearly an ESL. What shithole do you come from? My guess is Poland.
Nah senpai, I came from state of Zion.
i was in germany once with my little brother. i was in that store called saturn to buy the newest call of duty for him, he was 14 or something. that stupid whore cashier made some dumb comment about it. its only then i realized i was in germany where they cuck out about these things. she thought i was buying the game for him because he was too young or something. while in any normal country no one ever asks for a fucking id to buy video games
>tfw live in switzerland and can own guns
cuckmany is a shithole
>she thought i was buying the game for him because he was too young or something
But you literally said you were.
>i was in germany once with my little brother. i was in that store called saturn to buy the newest call of duty for him, he was 14 or something. that stupid whore cashier made some dumb comment about it. its only then i realized i was in germany where they cuck out about these things. she thought i was buying the game for him because he was too young or something. while in any normal country no one ever asks for a fucking id to buy video games
what was the comment?
how's life in switzerland, swiss bro?
no i just bought it to him as a gift. i didnt even think about it this way before the cashier brought it up.
i dont really remember. it was some smug comment.
They lost their identity.
Now show me sublist B and D. Those are the only ones you can't distribute.
They did ban Valkyria Drive for some reason though.
Do it yourself, since they are disgusting cunts that want your data if you want to know.
bundespruefstelle.de
It's really strange since sexual content was never a problem. I guess the American influence is starting to show.
video games are shitty anyways and most gamers are enormous faggots
go Germany
- Visual Novel friendly
>faggots complain about Germany when England and America are far worse
What group user.
at least england and america didnt break game mechanics with their censorship
Stupid rating shit. Children and early teens don't play weebshit. You get into that a bit later in life once it starts to go downhill.
>Children and early teens don't play weebshit
That's not the point of the rating, you retard.
>Americans
Nigga Sony is from Japan
We are ruled by a luddite conservative government, who HATES videogames and think "this internet" is a fad that will disappear soon, so it's not worth investing money to it.
They are in California now.
Soon, they will start promoting AIDS in their games. I mean, it's the CURRENT YEAR, you bigot!
google.com
Uhm excuse me, Germans tried to save Europe.
It was the Jews and their Zogbots who are ruining it.
What is the point of ratings in this day and age? Children are made to participate in pride parades and be sexualized by homosexuals. If they're old enough for that at the age of 10-12, then they're old enough to shoot some virtual guns and hear swear words.
>Only 60% white with SVP ratings falling
Nah nigger, everyone's fucked.
>he eats up "news" from a paper exclusively bought by unemployed retards
it's sad
>censors games
>removes content from games
>changes dialogue in games to be less offensive
>removes titties
>adds gendersliders
Honest thoughts on the Czech Republic?
>- Censors games
>- Removes content from games
>- Removes blood from games
We don't do that anymore.
No we moved on to bigger fish and start censoring the entire Internet.
Cheap food.
Cheaper women.
Our girls go there to slut out with black men.
>Still votes happily for them
You have to blame yourself for that
this
>voting
>instead of stockpiling guns and supplies
Get a load of this guy
As much as I detest the AfD, their brand of lunacy is not by any means a break from mainstream German conservativism, it's simply it's logical evolution. And it should be a surprise to no one that after more than one and a half decade of conservative government (and neoliberally perverted """social democracy""" beforehand) people act like they're normal. And even when they're brainwashed followers go around murdering conservative politicians you have other conservative talking heads like Gauck going around, telling us we have to be more tolerant towards the right. And don't get me started on Police, Army and Verfassungsschutz, all if which seem to be completely subverted by Neonazis.
Basically, fuck Germany.
>Our girls go there to slut out with black men.
Wtf are you talking about lol?
>she thought i was buying the game for him because he was too young or something
and thats what you were doing
Kys Tim Jeremy and look at shit like Rheinbad instead of sitting all day in your basement, thinking it's all ok.
I don't think the censorship is as bad anymore, I don't know for sure though because I always play the English versions because I plan to shitpost about all my games here so I need to know exactly what everything is called in English
>- Censors games
>- Removes content from games
>- Removes blood from games
not anymore
>Police, Army and Verfassungsschutz, all if which seem to be completely subverted by Neonazis.
zurück zu r/de
>Believing in votes anywhere ever
Cringe
The illuminati would also have let Hillary win but decided not to because they knew about all the blood on her hands and the likelines for it to come out soon
>also Reddit spacing
Dies
Does the princess still get her bare butt spanked that one time or is that censored, same as in the Steam version?
I speak from the firsthand experience when we went to a school trip to Prague several girls ended up with black guys.
It's the PS4 version. Of course it's censored.
>g*rmans aren't complete cuckold-
What, just because neoliberal media outlets like Springer and friends try to downplay it? It's fact that there are far right terror cells inside all of these institutions. What, am I just supposed to ignore that these institutions have become infiltrated by exactly the kind of groups they're supposed to protect us from? Of course "infiltrated" might be the wrong term, seeing how there were former SS and Gestapo officers among the leading members of the Verfassungsschutz from the very beginning.
Ich hasse alle Ausländer, außer Asiaten.
Schönen Tag noch.
Basiert und rotgepillt.
No, SIE headquaters are in california.
Sony's video game department is american now.
>firsthand experience
So you slutted out with a black man too?
verankert
It's almost like there's another country occupying them or something.
After WW2 the west ate more anti-nazi brainwashing than the east because commies weren't very competent at it.
>Niggers in Czech Republic at all
Sounds more like you're making shit up because you're a germ and therefore a cuckold
>Basically, fuck Germany.
I agree, but unfortunately this isn't limited to Germany.
This is something you see in every "democracy" on this planet.
"Fuck humanity." seems more like it.
And on the not-so-off chance that every fucking civilization in this universe ends up like we do: Fuck life.
I don't agree on your stance towards the (far-)right, though. What you are doing there is an attempted suppression of a position present in the general public. The AfD is the result of Merkel literally saying that there are no alternatives to the way she does things, and practically implying that anyone having a different position is an enemy of our constitution and our way of life.
I greatly dislike the AfD as well, but mostly since they are exactly the same thing as SPD and CDU, except with even more questionable positions.
Would have loved to see the Pirates be the party "der Stunde", but they were subverted by the far-left, driving them straight against the wall with topics like unisex toilets. Fuck the left. They are just as bad as the right is. And fuck the "center" as well. Fuck everyone and everything.
Julia Reda was the perfect parliamentarian. And her choice to not run again was exactly the right thing to do. Too bad our politicians at large don't have her insight.
A lottery would be a way to fix that.
Netter Aluhut, du Lappen.
>early teens to play games with tits
Lol
Basiert
Kys samefag
>Ich hasse alle Ausländer, außer Asiaten.
You don't hate Turks and Arabs?
>Germany
Censors violence to some degree, censors hitler
>Usa
Calls lolis pedos, censors childrens cartoon games while allowing gore
I dont think hitler should be censored, but i can understand why they would do it to some extend. What i cant understand is Americas stupid censorship policy
Only bongistanis declare sandniggers as "Asians" just to deceive the population.
Wie bekombe ich eine asiatische gf?
I don't really think the Pirate party represents the far left. The far left has class struggle as the center of its political activism. Far left is how I'd describe parties like the DKP or the MLPD, maybe some members of the Links but all of that hippie shit about unisex toilets and stuff is just pointless window dressing.
Wander aus
I don't bother going to elections anymore, because it boils down to a pissing contest.
are you retarded. the whole point is that i wasnt. he could have easily bought the game buy himself in my country.
Die Japaner sind in meinen Augen unsere Gebrüder and Geschwister im Geiste, denn sie standen mit uns gegen die Neger.
As it should be
That's what happens when you are the most cucked country in europe
Based
Germany started 2 world wars, it's sad to see a warrior race reduced to a female-led Mohammed cocksucker nation that hate their own skin color
>Germany started 2 world wars,
Boomer meme
>Germany started 2 world wars
that's wrong tho. 1st was started by austria, 2nd was started by poland when they attack german borders
>I don't really think the Pirate party represents the far left
It originally absolutely didn't. It was founded to object the unconstitutional "Neuland"(TM) laws introduced into legislation back then.
They had no real orientation in the left-right sense.
Then they had success, and immediately got subverted by lefties. The result was they didn't manage to reach the 5% hurdle in NRW and Berlin anymore, making them lose all their seats.
After that the lefties left, since there was no influence to be gained anymore, and now they look relatively leftright-neutral again.
I hope the four new guys in Strasbourg will do a good job.
>1st was started by austria
t. serb
Das sind die Fakten. Wenn du "alternative Fakten" willst, die dich beruhigen, kannst du sie dir gerne suchen.
Hitler wasn't provoking it at all or anything
junge, das macht keinen sinn.
das einzige, was diese leute ausmacht ist der fette baumstumpf in ihrem arsch, wenn du feigling meinst.
die deutschen sind zu weich und nur wegen
>ohhhhhh hitler hat dies getan
>wir dürfen nie so werden
>es tut uns leid, dass wir es waren, obwohl es hitler war
leute sind einfach nur extrem dumm.
>most political parties in germany are invaded by Stasi members
I am not surprised.
>60% white
Except the vast majority of foreigners are EU citizens who are white
I don't see anything wrong here aside from no source. Kohl literally said that everyone from the NSDAP can be reinstated if they stop believing in Hitler's theories, it's just that g*rms like you are probably more into the shit Carola Rackete does. I also guess you don't care about the SED and how they literally changed Germany in the 90s and now with Merkel.
>Yugo(slaves)
>Eritreans
>Niggers and refugees in general
>White
Kys
Former SS, SA, and NSDAP positions are definitely reasons to not have someone take office, but what exactly is the problem with the Wehrmacht?
Everyone had to serve in that. It would be almost more suspicious, if they had not participated in the war.
>Merkel
>SED
Just because she is less neoconservative than Schröder was, that doesn't make her a socialist.
Yes, she needs to go and stay go, but there is no one available that would be able to do a better job than her.
>I also guess you don't care about the SED and how they literally changed Germany in the 90s and now with Merkel.
For some reasons the SED was purged much more thoroughly from the German political system than the NSDAP and its whole state security apparatus. It's blindingly obvious that the BRD government tolerated, if not actively supported, Neo Nazi groups in East Germany after the annexation so they would keep the evil, evil communists down.
Kartoffel
>Served in the NVA
>Does literally nothing but ruin Germany, making it a complete meme and hated by everyone in Europe, aside from corruption like with VW etc.
>but there is no one available that would be able to do a better job than her.
She does literally nothing you fucking nigger. Come out of your basement and stop using Hartz 4 to see how the real world looks like. Economy in decline, nobody wants to buy German products anymore, people losing their jobs aside from being murdered everyday.
>evil, evil communists down.
Ah, so I can completely disregard your post then. I already knew you were making shit up but this is surprising though I know you're the retard who claims everything is infiltrated by neo nazis because nobody wants to clean up another dead body because some peaceful refugee killed a germ again, just like the sword murder in Stuttgart.
How is that in any way relevant when it's pretty clear that they're selling out the country to the US?
I like Rammstein
Germany sells out to everyone.
>they're selling out the country to the US?
Not true, they hate Trump. This is only true when some leftist is in power like Obama.
Trip faggot german, stay mad
This is the same country that propaganda'd itself into believing nuclear power is bad.
Germans just seem heavily susceptible to propaganda and thought control.
>Not true, they hate Trumpä
Every "progressive" country claims they do, but why do you bring this up if it clearly doesn't matter. They're still bending over to the US as they always do. Stupid fuck Grenell can make any threats he wants and no one is ever going to say something about it.
Has nothing to do with selling out rather than being cucked, nigger. No army, shit economy etc.
You amerifaggots are truly the fault for everything cancerous nowadays.
SJWs, Femonazis, Trannies, Discord, Fortnite &&&
America has never had a leftist in power since... what, Roosevelt?
>leftist
Obama is no leftist. He is conservative as fuck.
The reason "they" hate Trump is not his political orientation.
They hate that he is not "one of them". In the sense that he is no politician.
Yes, Trump is a retard, yes he is far-right, but your voting system made him president. Deal with it.
Obama is about as leftist as Merkel's CDU: not fucking at all. Sanders is leftist in a European/Canadian sense: he's a social-democrat, but not a socialist.
täglich werden menschen auf offener straße von sürern abgeshlachtet und du heulst rum wegen irgendwelcher imaginärer rechter terrorzellen im verfassungsschutz? lmao bring dich um du spast
I’m surprised this was even made there
krauts are soulless beasts, the goverment knows that and act accordly, whats wrong here?
t.someone who worked with germans
Because you think they only make simulators here even tho it's the same developer that shits all of them out.
Ahem, basiert.
t. Asiate
>accordly
You're even ESL like a German
Und rotegepillt
All goyim are soulless beasts to you, schlomo.
well... the EU is not a little place with only one language, my dear amerimutt
cope hans
its what you get when you try to save the world twice and fail
>nowadays
Hitler was puppet pf jewish elites from england who trew their own kin under the bus.
Germans aren't human
>Germans just seem heavily susceptible to propaganda and thought control.
no shit
>Hey guys, this country that stopped existing for 123 years until recently is totally invading us, we need to start a war with the whole continent in retaliation
>Sure thing boss
but he's right though, germans are basically drones
Because germany is nothing more than an US puppet state and they think if germans are allowed to see violent shit they start another holocaust.
>Die Würde des menschen ist unantastbar.
>Human dignity is inviolable.
What does that even mean? Practically?
>Girl I know goes to Germany with some friends for some music festival
>While there one of her friends gets assaulted and raped by two men from Somalia
>Tells police, they say they'll "look into it"
>The was almost a year ago, still nothing
Germany is such a refreshingly diverse and inclusive place!
next: censors reality
The south is objectively better.
t. a Bavarian
North eats fish and potatoe
South pork and noodles
dies stimmt, aber nur teilweise.
trotzdem based.
Never forget
>t.someone who worked with germans
I can see how being an underpaid polish streetsweeper in germany can be very soulcrushing
At least you can buy alcohol without getting asked for ID
Wagenknecht is alright
>it's not censorship, it's just companies following German censorship laws so that they aren't censored
whoa never thought about it that way
Die Deutschen sind das dümmste Volk der Erde.
>- Censors games
>- Removes content from games
>- Removes blood from games
not anymore
Mach'n Kopp zu, Volker!
The German young and self-labelled "progressive" have an obsession with not being German and being more generic-Western while also being distinctly German.
This contradiction brings down upon them great punishment.
Lern Deutsch und rede nicht über Dinge, von denen du keine Ahnung hast.
OP BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
am*ricans are a disgrace to this planet.
100%iger hurensohn detektiert
He's right though. Here in germany a muslim man can literally get away with everything. He can walk up to merkel while she holds a speech and rape her. Nothing will happen to him.
This country is not a nation of cucks though, its a nation of weak and whiny old people that have complete control over politics while all young people have to suffer for it.
kein Argument
Wo ist die "Bedrohung von rechts" für den Normalbürger im Alltag?
