Imagine owning a toy for children
Imagine owning a toy for children
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all video games are childrens toys. the only people who will debate this are manchildren.
sony games are actual art though
Right, I never understood "adult" console owners.
Imagine not buying what you want because of how you feel others might perceive you for doing so.
Must suck being cucked out of having fun.
Ok
its the C/UMBRAIN console of choice
bruh...
>i pirate games on my hentai watching machine
>i am an adult
Imagine being traumatised by the Switch so much that you spend your life being obsessed and jealous of its success.
>my hentai watching machine
Tell me more about it.
Why can't OP cope?
>there are "people" who don't think video games are a child's hobby
the one upside to the fact that Yea Forums doesn't actually play video games is the fact that we technically avoid actually doing children hobbies despite how much we talk about them.
Uncultured nintendo kiddies will never understand this.
Snoy games have about as much art value as a dog turd on the streets of Winnipeg.
Sorry kid you'll have to cope harder
You're right that's why I don't play bideo blames I run .exes
>he pirates games
Get a job hippie
I suppose none of you drive a BMW?
I only drive Corvettes which are made in AMERICA
Jim is right.
I drive a decade old Mazda 6, what does that say about about me?
How y'all like her? Payments are harsh but she's worth it (:
>He pirates games, only to buy them later on on a different platform
Is this practice ethical because fuck Tetris Worlds on Epic
He sure is switch is 4 year old ports just like the Wii U, just wait til AAA devs abandon the Switch like they did the WiiU when the PS5 and New Xbox drop
>The Switch is for children men play with the fucking Playstation 4
>#4thePlayers
I don't have to imagine it, I play on it each night before bed!
You can pirate any game you wish as long as you don't go bitching on the forums for some glitch you find
>J-J-Just you wait! The Switch is gonna fail!! I swear it!
Kek three years of your tears never stops being funny.
>this the type of person to use TLoU2 as a selling point for the PS4 in 2016
But adult toys are boring and the directions always just tell me to put them in my butt.
people who failed to get into the film industry and try to take over the video game industry for their "progressive" stories is not art
I'm sorry moms, kids and chinks have low standards. Hows Witcher 3 at 540p. Me? I can play it with hairworks. AAA devs won't port shit once the console CPUs stop performing like they do now. The way games are programmed now they leverage the GPU which usually means you can reduce textures and shadows to make it run on the switch. When shit expects modern IPC of Zen 2 the switch is dead. You can't downgrade physics and the lack of ram will be the greatest bottleneck of the switch
I'm not about to give EA 900+$ for life simulators and you can't make me
But EA need mo money!!!!! >:(
Is this what mental illness looks like?
How do we stop Nintendo?
>339
holy shit lmao, my almost decade old I5-2500k in my 3rd pc shits all over that
they're art like the walking dead and game of thrones
>tfw was a buyfag before I said fuck it and went russian origin emulator
Already got around 400$ from me, what more do you want?
Prove anything I said wrong. How are they gonna make anything from 2020 run when these are the switch specs next to the new wolfenstein's minimum specs?
>inb4 minimum specs are inaccurate
>inb4 console optimization
EA need first of Kin >:(
>implying I'm getting laid
why do you think I play the sims user
Who the fuck buys a fucking Nintendo console to play 3rd party shit? You buy a Nintendo console for their 1st party IP's.
>dog turd on the streets of Winnipeg.
that's awfully specific
>playing multiplats on anything that isn't PC
Switch for Ninty games, PC for everything else
>the switch will stop getting games any day now
The levels of cope are off the charts. I've never seen a console break people like this.
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>children
implying they are not on Pc playing fornite...