This is an hero

With shock arrows.

he doesnt have a dick

You should an hero.

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I apologize for my brother here. He's upset. Our father came down with breathing problems so he's had to help run the restaurant. He's very tired, as he has to work and go to school at the same time. Please forgive him.

Well your brother is a little bitch.

Gays are weird.

Neither do hylians

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I thought she was a princess

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He is an slut

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>that lower body

i'd fuck him in the ass and i'm not even gay

>and i'm not even gay
I have news for you

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Stop lewding the Hylian hero. Thanks

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He brought this on himself

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me too user me too

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nigger look at his hips and waist here: his upper body isn't even that bad, flat-chest, but small shoulders, it's a body made to take dick in the ass

>mfw no qt boywife

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cute

What? Are Russians like this?

>fanart

Yeah, russkies are all torso. You've never seen that?

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How can you find faggots anything but repulsive and laughable? Is it the product of having no friends and video games rotting your brain after being holed in your parents' homes for years? No matter how many times you remove tits and put dicks on a girl body I still won't become a faggot.

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I'm a faggot
the dick makes it better
being cute is a bonus

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all bottom gay men should be traps

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Enjoy being subhuman AIDS ridden trash, kek.

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As long they can get some muscles to be power bottoms

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Not irl really. That's funny

>pecboobs
no

this is also a hero

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>im not even gay
in my case i don't even care anymore, my preference is mostly woman but if its cute and feminine enough than thats good enough for my dick.

shit taste

ok retard

>some muscles
>trap

nope, if nature was based all gay bottoms would look like females

Whatever, bro.

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ok retard

>gay bottoms would look like females
Then why don't you just fuck a girl?

he's a great hero so brave and manly

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>wear condom
>win
obtain coitus.

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No, that's A hero.

Everyone knows that boys make better girls, user.

>he hates women because he couldnt get their attention
>he calls man asshole "butt"
>he calls a man in a drag "cuteboy"
>he calls putting his cock in man asshole and scrambling shit "making love"
>he thinks he is normal
>he thinks people will ever accept faggotry as normal
>b-but greeks did it that makes me as intelligent as an antic philosopher

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My favorite part of a hero is the booty

Attention to all the trap posters using anime and gay ERP as a Trojan horse for autogynephilia:
Stop cruising for attention and using Yea Forums as a basis for gooning your permanently flaccid cock. You are 10 times worse than furries. You lost to sissy hypno and s-stuttering. You fucked up. You are infertile. Your life will end at 30. Half of the political spectrum wants to kill you. Guys will leave you for a biological woman because you can't have kids.

Nobody wants to read ERP. Nobody thinks girl (male), feminine penis, s-s-stuttering, or any of your shitty memes are funny. Nobody wants to be reminded you exist.

You are AIDS and your culture is predatory. A nontrivial number of you freaks are moral lepers who get off on convincing seventeen year old weebs that if they don't take HRT they will spend the rest of their lives alone. Transitioning is not a solution to social isolation and pornography addiction, the five or ten years of free attention and affection before your looks fade don't make up for everything that comes after that.
Make a tumblr and peddle your trash there.

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God i wish i had a super cute boyfriend

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>some heroes wear capes
I don't go through mental gymnastics, I want what I want.
>he thinks he is normal
>wanting to be 'normal' on here of all places
how about you, 'normal' elsewhere normie.

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uwu

>on here of all places
Actually, just skip that part and straight up kill yourself.

>play zelda as a kid
>want to be link
>play zelda as an adult
>want to fuck link

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Why would a puritan be on Yea Forums at all?

Those are some wide hips

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this place produces value
all value and anything that can produce value belongs to them, because they exist
therefore, this place belongs to them

(this is how they think)

this is a demon hunter

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girls and traps both have their own appeal

Blame Nintendo

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>such cute face on that body

what a waste

I think I always wanted to fuck him, I only thought I wanted to be like him.

>tfw no BotW Link bf

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This place produces autism and you're adding to the cesspool. Congrats.

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>"Gamer" spammer never post in these threads
Really makes you think

>desperately wants to be accepted as normal
>posts on Yea Forums

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if it only produced autism, they'd leave it alone
they don't go on deviantart and yell at the deviants
they come here because this place produces Culture

damn, I want to stick my face in those armpits and biceps and lick his skin for hours. The scent must be intoxicating

Why? So you don't feel like a homo you faggot?

>user discovers electionfags constantly come to proselytize to places they have nothing in common with

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How do i find a cute Goro bf?

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I'm fully expecting they make Link even more cute and with more outfit options in BOTW2

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What's the sauce

>he doesn't prefer women, but would also fuck a cute boyslut
google roman sexuality you dumb bitch

>they
stop this /pol/ dancing around and just say it, jews? trannies? niggers? Maybe you do belong on plebbit normie.

Too bad, you'll play as Zelda.

i just want to fuck them. stop projecting, tranny

You have to find a good boy who did nothing wrong at all.

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>OP
This is a CUMBRAlN

I want to take him home and feed him a bowl of eggs.

but it's obvious that i was referring to puritans

>didn't understand the post but replied anyway
Cute ESL!

MY BRAIN IS FULL OF CUM

With that they, they'll learn. They always do.

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gamer

I can just picture what happens next...
Link heroically escapes and defeats the Yiga members but ultimately sparing them as they pose no real threat to the hero's mighty abilities.

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And That's a Good Thing

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This is an hero

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An hero means killing yourself.
Go back to twitter

Ah, yes! Mighty bananas! Very good at increasing your attack power. You'll need a lot of power to take down Molduga... But if anyone can do it, Link can.

OP is saying that Breath of the Wild's often unpredictable physics engine makes it common for players to accidentally kill their own character in amusing ways.

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>hundreds of meals with unique effects and complex ingredients
>most broken meal in the game is made by cooking 5 bananas

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hmmm...

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dumb frogposter

great taste, cute boys that actually look like boys are better than drawings of girls but with flat chests and dicks

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god i love shotas

Back to
>>>Facebook
Facebookfrog

I like my boys to look like boys but still cute enough

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>another /cm/brain thread

ftfy

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Link in a hot spring

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>that one doujin that has no premise and is just gerudo link and cheerleader link both going at it

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it's environmental storytelling

sugar heroes

Link gets captured and sent to the breeding grounds.

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>another gay link smut thread

links butt is wonderful

twitter.com/wowie_meowie

Gaymer thread? Gaymer thread.

So how would Ganon actually react to seeing Link in the Gerudo slut garb?

Imagine having cum stuck in your head

I'm going to cum in Link's head via his mouth

Cumbraín

As he was kind a Gerurdo, he probably wore the outfit himself

this isn't a Gotoh manga

>play zelda as a kid
>want to be link
>play zelda as an adult
>want to be zelda

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I operate on Roman values

I wish Dr. Coyle got more art.

He would choose Link as his queen

>a wojak meme used to mock movement memes

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left is my wife, right is my daughter

slut

>cute boys that actually look like boys are better
Kys, homo trash-taste faggot
Traps > "boys"

let us not fight, my friend. i respect your taste

both appeal to different people though

traps are for straight men, boys are for gay men

Any good BotW doujins?

Please be kind, I'm not a slut.

How did the Gamer meme start

>traps are for straight men, boys are for gay men
I AM a gay man, that's why i call other gay men's taste shit so that other people don't judge us based on those few faggots.

I want to fatten Link

i'm straight, but if you have a girly face i'd fuck you so much my dick would pretty much live inside your ass

I've had plenty of """straight""" guys fall for me. I'm not just for sex though...

This is not an hero

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Is there more?

Cumbraîn

if you're not just for sex you need to stop showing your boner-inducing ass on twitter

also needs to stop putting a fucking f*rry buttplug inside your anus, that's my dick's rightful place

I haven't posted my butt in the past few months, just my cute new shorts.

naah, russians need long legs to squat hard. if you want long torso short legs look at georgians or armenians.

>Etiology
>The "preta" is formed when a sapient ensouled being, usually human, is subjected to intense psychic turbulence, stripping all spiritual components other than the ka and swt.
>The resulting configuration is a simple entity, short-term stable and pseudosapient. It will attempt to compensate for its injured structure by surrounding itself with other preta, which act as a crude 'cellular wall', and by assaulting ensouled beings in order to feed on their morphic field transients.
>This eventually results in the victims' fields depleting totally, which dissolves their psychic cohesion and thereby results in the formation of additional preta. Preta almost always target those sharing their former social unit, which can result over time in 'colonies' of the entities, entirely reliant on outsiders for sustenance.

same, but actual straight guys. Eventually they seem to come to the fucking obvious conclusion that ''hurr wait a sec... he not actually grill'' and GTFO

Tfw I'll never get the attention of women or cute traps either

Why not user? I'm sure you could easily find the latter if you wanted to

>muh traps
quit living in 2018 dipshit

i wish i was a cute anime twink

but it's Jan 2040th, 2014

>mfw i got the same frame as link

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post tummy

>I'm able to fool straight guys into thinking I'm a girl tehe

youtube.com/watch?v=ioGoPOAxkCg

>''I AM a gay man''
>only likes boobless girls with dicks
ISHYGDDT

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beardnorms stay go

post little boys

Except there's no deliberate fooling on my part, I wear guy clothes. Still occasionally get approached by strangers addressing me as ''girl'' before they realise their error though.

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I'm going to bed
If you don't hear from me in 6 hours, send Link

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Sorry, lads, I'm more of a bara guy myself.

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Blame stormfags screaming at the top of their lungs at everyone who deviates from missionary for the sole purpose of procreation between party-approved list of "races" only that they are faggots.

nobody likes bara, it's a meme people post in twink threads

Toon Link's stiff twitching child penis

Gross

Are you actually retarded enough to believe what you just posted?

>nobody likes bara

I do.

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Only bloated whales that cry about trans ppl still use it

this is an hero newfag

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>tfw botw link made me bi
forgive me bros!

that bottom guy is very athletic. I want to be like him

>or to dicks
Arguable because they are aroused by erect penises. There's a video on dumbtube summing up results of a study on the four arousing factors for straight males.

>>or to dicks
>Arguable
lol no

Can't find the video right now but have pic related, at least.

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Cringe wording, I know, but it's on a spectrum: PornHub research showed that the most popular genre in burgerland was lesbian, which often doesn't even have penetration.

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>gerudo
>men
There is only one gerudo male at all times, retard.

>implying nu-Yea Forums will know who this is
lol

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why would liking feminine dicks be gay? If anything Id be worried if you didn't like them

be(a)st boy

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No, this is an hero.

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It's a shame that everyone's so obsessed with Links Vai costume, his barbarian & Voe costumes are so much better

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>I still won't become a faggot.
But you already are

>tfw actually dreamt last night of a cute guy in short staying on my lap :[
I swear I'm not gay

If you lets us fuck you.

>If anything Id be worried if you didn't like them
That would only mean that he's not queer in the slightest. Being aroused by erect penises is not gay (sucking them or getting fucked by them is, though), but deliberately seeking out an otherwise female or very female-looking body with a dick is at least a bit queer. Arousal and actions are not the same thing.

>he doesn't like feminine features

uh, user...

This is a Hiro

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It was a moment of weakness. The artstyle was cute and soon enough, I was fapping to traps.

He looks like he fucks gerudo futas

>that set of young link dying in various ways like getting suffocated by his hookshot or an arrow to the eyeball or killed in half

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But even in drags he doesn't look effeminate ingame.

I don't even remember when it happened. I just one day realized I was visiting /y/

How

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I want to fondle links nipples.

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post sexy ganons

What do you take us for, faggots?

Bara is objectively shit. On par with scat, and worse than straight2gay ntr. Really now get out of here with that Homo Shit

I want to be link

Luckyyyy

I want a link of that Link

This armor and Majora's mask were my MVP in master mode.

good for you idiot but you still click these treads

I want to tickle Link's feet.

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>Top
Simpleton, black or white thinking, low mental flexibility, low number of neural connections

>Bottom
High IQ, "shades of grey" thinking, complex and multifaceted thought process considering multiple factors, high mental flexibility, high number of neural connections

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Futas Super gay

Post best girls of their respective series

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>mfw this is literally the mental gymnastics in the bottom part

Yes, heartgear on DA, is a full genderswap transformation though, just in case you are here just for the cute boys.

deviantart.com/heartgear/gallery/63331899/gerudo-link

there needs to be more games where you play as a cute boy

In a series full of best girls, the only way to top themselves is to turn best boy into best girl.

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I'm sorry sweetie, please carry on wanting to fuck men

Mental gymnastics is just a buzzword for something a person refuses to put more thought into.

what?

. . . Sauce?

Yea Forums chances you a lot.

Disgaea D2 and it's somehow Canon (in some timelines... is one of those series) genderbender ending.

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>>doesn't like
Have you actually read what I've written? It was about a) that user and, more importantly b) difference between sexual attraction and which actions make you queer.

>>he
And did you just assume my gender?

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>its one of those series
i understand now

That's not for the eye's of normies

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Boys are better in every way. Women actually believe men are born brain damaged, guys are just more stable and caring, I know you can apply the same criticisms to men and women but come on, guys really are just nicer. I get tricked and manipulated way less by men, they feel pity, they act generously, they're emotionally supportive. If you told me artificial wombs were a thing and we didn't birth women anymore i'd be okay with that, might even improve society.

>Is it the product of having no friends and video games rotting your brain after being holed in your parents' homes for years?
Well that but also Yea Forums can chance people's fetishes.

>be incel who hates women because the ones that look decent burn coal
>turn gay
>find out the good looking bottoms also burn coal
what the fuck happened gay bros?

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Millions of attractive, successful men and women couldn't be right, could they?

Only one way to find out.

I'll never forget him, he gave me many keks.

Once in drama class me and a few other people re-enacted Mitchell's last day including ipod loss for a short film project.

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They really don't. The reality is that the good looking ones that would hang around the likes of you are literally trailer trash. Sorry bub. You must permeate pure loser

Gay men are whores who will fuck anything and die by 30, why would you expect to find modesty and chastity in them

me too and breed him all day long.

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>this cope
have fun being Brazil tier in 10 years

since when did Yea Forums become so fucking gay all of a sudden
I remember when Yea Forums use to tell faggots to fuck off, now it seems like the gay cancer has spread everywhere

I didn't know cock sleeves could be heroes.
Huh. Vidyas getting more diverse every day I guess

>doesn't remember the sleepover threads

Where can you find guys that look like this IRL. I just want to stick it to a smooth, sleek twink with soft blonde pubes and a nice voice.

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>Worse than furries
Yh but traps are easier to kill tho

>americans have no foreskin so they have to use "cock sleeves"

Gay people are celebrated and valued in modern western culture. Theres literally no societal downsides and only benefits

Talk to his kind more and he'll tell you that Yea Forums and the Internet in general has "always been right-wing".

>where can i find guys that look like this IRL
where you find black men of course

you don't. you just stick with 2D or i dont maybe get tricked by some drug fueled tranny. I'll with 2D where is nice, clean and natural.

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LOL You had to specify "societal" in order to avoid the AIDS pitfall. But don't worry. The AIDS will come for you.

>breed
Cringe. You can tell a basement dweller wrote this post

Trapfags are pathetic

>he says, coping hard

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>he doesn't tell his bf to breed him irl
you can tell a basement dweller wrote this post

okay. i just like the word. makes my dick harder. sorry you dont like it friend.

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Any doujins where a straight boy in a normal relationship tries messing around with gay stuff, dosent like it and just really regrets it?

are there any good comics of this type of body type?
I want my trap bf smooth and boy-looking

no

Yeah, here you go

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Yea Forumstraps never post their face dude it's always just stockings and their penis. Literally that's all they EVER post.

based trapbros triggering the tourists that came to this site a couple years ago

I never see you post your face user

and you wonder why the japanese, who got bombed by the west,
would ever put spandex and a skirt,
on a boy in the biggest upcoming game to sell on the latest tech console in the west woaaah amazing thats so crazy its almost
ALMOST
as if someone on PURPOSE
designed something for CHILDREN
just so those children
would become retarded once they reached adult age just saying but hey im just a bigot homophobe amirite goys- guys

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i am ugly motherfucker and i do not call myself a trap so yes

>botw is designed for children
hahahAHAHAHAHAHA

>the romans did it!
And there it is
hahahahahhahah the downfall
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha

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Fuckin kek user

youtube.com/watch?v=g8I0yK9X_yY
Thread theme and the state of all anons here (me included).

RIP

im happy someone else remembers him. an true hero to us all.

You don't
you either get a boy with the build but body hair all over it
or a smooth boy that looks cute in pics but when you meet him he is almost 6'2
or they have all the plus body stuff you want, but a goblin face
or they have super deep voice

the VERY few unicorns that do exist are usually a mess of mental problems and baggage too

Best boy

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>mfw there an abundance of hiv medicine commercials on TV now along with the old anti-depressants and Male enhancements commercials

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he is very sexy.

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Daily reminders traps and gerudo link are for WHITE cock only.

>watching TV

See I want something like this sorta. Where a boy sneaks away from his girl one night to a glory hole out of curiousity and just gags and retches the entire time and the guy on the other side just belittles and insults him the entire way with stuff like "you suck dick like my mother" and then just gives up and leaves before he can finish him off. So he just goes home disgusted with himself.

>or a smooth boy that looks cute in pics but when you meet him he is almost 6'2
That's kinda hot.

holy fuck

I work 10 hours a day and all I want to do when I get home is sit in a chair and stare at something without using any effort whatsoever. Kill me

user you should make him have to swallow, that way he has to go around pouting all day knowing he has a dude's load in his stomach