what the fuck
What the fuck
Joseph Rodriguez
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Landon Davis
I actually bought this game recently
Gavin Ward
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Jack Gomez
It's not a big deal at all little zoomette
Nathan Jackson
underrated gem
I'll never forget the battle with Omega Gibby at the end
youtube.com
Bentley Price
I saw Miranda Cosgrove at a Game Stop yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the games and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each game and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Tyler Taylor
Someone post that wiki webm
Josiah Anderson
>Shovelware exists
What a revelation
Ian White
God I wish that was me
James Johnson
why is it so highly rated, is why the thread exists
Zachary Stewart
this board really is the cesspool of every other board
why don't hiro just make /wsb/, it's clearly what people want (without even realizing it)
Wyatt Nguyen
If she swallowed the cum how did she cough a glob of it up?
Ethan Reyes
just like in my animes
Eli Smith
post the webm you know the one
Zachary Rivera
Yea Forums is the reddit of Yea Forums. every single meme regurgitated in the past 8 years has been stolen from Yea Forums, /r9k/, /pol/, Yea Forums or Yea Forums. there are no exceptions
Jason Taylor
Just a reminder this game has a better score than God Hand. Let that sink in.
Adrian Allen
wait, i don't understand the continuity of this story at all. Did the Milkyway bars transform into video games? Did she place the Milkyway bars on the counter but not actually buy them? Where was Dan during these events?
Landon Sanders
Isaac Roberts
>Play game expecting Shovelware
>It's actually good
Post em
Alexander Sullivan
>Zoomers who grew up on iCrappy and think it was golden age Nick can now post here, blissfully unaware that their childhood was actually the downfall shit era according to Urban Dictionary ranters at the time
Christian Ramirez
>the secret final boss where you fought against Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider with his second phase having him turn into god
Shit was insanely good
Ayden Cooper
Been sometime since I have seen this copypasta. Yea Forums used to be cool, what happened?
Christian Perez
fun fact: this pasta is derived from elliot rodgers manifesto
Lincoln Brooks
Yea Forums is still better than this board
Aiden Phillips
Those sunflowers were great.
Luis Rodriguez
Millennial here. I watched iCarly despite me being way too old to be watching that shit, Victorious was even worse but at least it had tons of fanservice. Game Shakers sucked.
Tyler Reed
This. Despite being the never ending Bane memes and Maskposting, they are at least trying to make orignal memes and content instead of wojak number 890123765.
Ayden Martin
>miranda cosgrove was born in 1993
>she's my age
What the fuck, I thought she was at least 5 years younger than me
Luis Lopez
What's his name again?
Kevin Young
I'd argue wojaks ar objectivly better than sneedposters but thats a different topic for a different day
and also an extremely low bar
Ryder Rivera
Dan "Loli Toes in my Nose" Schneider
Xavier Evans
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "Hold Her Tighter She's a Fighter" Schneider
Luis Rivera
It's called vomit, cumbrian
Aiden Smith
>mfw the iCarly wiki
I honestly wonder if there is any fanbase that can rival this kind of autism.
Leo Lee
>Dan Schneider game
He can't keep getting away with it
Ian Price
You anons can meme all you want but i dare you to say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing if you were in his position
Kevin Hill
Go to bed, Dan
Brayden Ward
the money i would pay just to blow a load up her fertile womb and then disappear like a nigger man
Dominic Sanchez
Mixed in with her phlegm.
Eli Smith
it's gamer, gamer
Cameron Brown
I’d believe it
Angel Peterson
Now this game was pure fucking soul. A shame the sequel is mobile cancer incarnate.
Oliver Parker
YTV was better anyway
Christian Cruz
Low fucking bar.
Christian Martinez
Jose Richardson
Imagine not liking SpongeBob or Avatar
Kevin Young
Lostpedia.
Justin Baker
What's worse is when it originally released it was a normal fucking game. I remember buying it and having fun with it. Then I tried it out recently and was disgusted. There has to be some law that stops people from sending out updates that drastically change the product you purchased with no way to get the original product. I think it's also f2p now so my money is gone and worthless. They also hide existing content behind new paywalls so I have less than what I bought originally.
Parker Gutierrez
>that episode of the good wife
Hunter Hill
>>icarly.fandom.com
The scroll bar alone frightens me.
Brayden Wilson
Just a quick reminder that Gibby (forma sin camisa) is the most powerful.
Eli Clark
Isaac Wood
You need to stop jerking it to hentai
Brayden Stewart
2006-era Spongebob was trash.
I was fucking 10 in 2006 and even I could see the obvious decline in quality from the earlier seasons.
Isaac Flores
yfw you see miranda cosgrove currently
Cooper Diaz
I'm not a disgusting footfag, so no, I wouldn't have.
Ryan Hall
There's plenty of wikis that have an absurd level of detail to them, and Lost's certainly is one, but I think one about a sitcom aimed at tweens reaches a special level of autistic creepiness. Lost at least has a lore to it. iCarly is just a sitcom
John Turner
Damn iCarly looks like THAT?
Matthew Collins
Do some research on what you just said.
Noah Adams
She's always been a cutie.
Mason Butler
What part of it?
Jose Price
she looks like she fucks Dan Schneider
Eli Edwards
Dan “Sad Panda Commander” Schneider
Henry Adams
Maskposting is the best thing that's happened to the board in a long time
Nathaniel Thompson
>Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
This always gets me
Jason Baker
it was always f2p
Kayden James
I actually thought victorious was pretty fun for what it was despite me hating icarly
The main cast was more varied and all had strong characters on their own
Never really "watched" either of the shows, but I have a little sister so the tv was basically always on disney channel or nick
Jack Reed
>His little sister wasn't a huge weeb
Oof
Joseph Robinson
>tfw I was 18 in '06 working hard and partying harder whilst you were in the 4th grade
>tfw you still have most of your 20s ahead of you and I wasted mine
Listen user, and listen well. Don't do drugs or drink in excess. Have a savings account. Don't have children until you can genuinely afford them (but do have them eventually). Also, don't worry about having a relationship, and always be the man and in full control if you find yourself in one. Bitches drugs and booze robbed me of so much, and one bitch in particular continues to do so legally.
Tyler Sanders
Oh user, 10 year old me was already lurking Newgrounds BBS and discovering the wonders of loli, shota, and incest porn.
You're WAY too late.
Jeremiah Perez
What did drugs and booze rob you of?
Ryder Jackson
Is she crying?
Julian James
I still prefer that other blonde slut with the big tiddies
Matthew Clark
Wow, god damn, user.
I'm glad I focused on a career stopped bothering with relationships.
Zachary Reyes
Time and money mostly. And opportunity. Things that are difficult to see the value of until much later. I've also lost friends and family to drugs.
Jack Price
Wise choice. Your dick will lead you down the wrong path if you let it.
Gavin Bell