With all that time used on video games, what do you have to show for it?

About 900 bucks a week plus commission.

Well, I made my ex gf cum two to three times in a row whenever we had sex. I thank hentai games for that.

I can't hear you over the sound of you sharting.

YOU JUST KNOW

KEEP SAYING IT

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can someone explain this """"joke""""?

Attention Deficit Disorder.

At least I'm better off than people who binge watch tv shows.

>call out americans on their bullshit
>seething americans start to give me thousands of angry (You)s
every single time
you americans are a laugh

>With all that time used on video games, what do you have to show for it?
Friends made through playing games with them
Pic related happened when none of my friends knew how to play tekken, so it was the hypest shit. Wasn't even mad that I lost because it was so hype.

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>made a huge group of autist friends over vidya
>one of them got a job at a game company and got promotions
>got me and my friends hired there
>literally flew me across the country so we could hang out
>potentially moving in a big house with other vidya nerds and compiling all our merch for a fuckhuge display
Feels great.

>Thousands of replies
Third world education everyone

You ever have a friend as a kid who thought farts were the funniest thing ever? Replace your friend with a thirty year old online neckbeard. That's your joke right there.

All I have to show for it is a boyfriend, and I'm not even gay. It's strange being in love yet not having sexual attraction.

Entertainment is an end in itself.

storytime

Is that a tranny?

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wasnt that dunkey cuck shit confirmed fake

Quit replying retard

>have a boyfriend
>not gay
You can only have one or the other amigo

I don't understand the quote.
I get what it's referring to but I don't know why it's associated with the video

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yeah, but Yea Forums has the collective IQ of a few monkeys and so they still think it's the funniest thing ever

granted, if it was real, it would be pretty funny

You think something confirmed fake is going to stop retards from spamming it? Also yes, it's fake. Audio was added in and woman is different from dunkey gf

Honestly? Nothing but fun times really. I lost all my online “friends” a while ago because they dropped vidya.

Yeah but it doesn't make it less funny to me.

I am the guy you replied to btw.

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at least im not addicted to porn jizzbrain

My girlfriend from highschool dumped me on my second year of college, so I was looking for someone new. I'm not a shallow person so I'd accept love from anywhere. One of my gamer friends I made in college who watches anime with me started hugging me in the morning and I would get all red. Kicked off from there.

>Nothing but fun times really.
Isn't that something though? Be happy you had fun times at all.

dunkey entered the same relm as james getting cucked by mike. Fake, but funny.

I swear I'm not gay. It's just hand holding, kissing, and hugging...

What's his name?

If it was a tranny, niggers wouldn't like it.

I'm not saying his name. I don't want some crazy coincidence and people I know calling me a fag.

Oh, kissing and hugging is ok th-
>hand holding
Might as well just give him your ass while you're at it twinker bell. (But hey, at least you found someone you love. Congrats buttboy).

>Isn't that something though? Be happy you had fun times at all.
Well yeah, it’s not like I’m complaining about how much vidya has ruined me.

>There was once a budding businessman who happened upon a fisherman.

>By sheer chance, the businessman found that his car had broken down a few miles from the nearest town. Fortunately, the fisherman, with his beat-up old pickup truck that smelled of salt and shrimp, was willing to drive the businessman to the nearest mechanic.

>Along the way, the businessman asks, "So why are you a fisherman? Did something happen that pushed you to this path? A sick relative? A monumental scandal? Surely you couldn't have chosen this life of menial labor with nothing to show but fish!"

>The fisherman replied, "Aye, I did choose. I live with my wife on a small island just a bit off the coast, in a small, comfortable shack, and I spend my days fishing, laughing, and loving. Tell me, friend, why are you a businessman?"

>"Well, to become rich and successful of course!"

>The fisherman nodded. "And then?"

>"Well, then I'll be happy, and everyone will know my name, and I will want for nothing!"

>"And what do you plan to do with all that money?"

>"Well I... I'll give some to charity, and spend some on myself of course, enjoy my time with it as much as I can, then I'll settle down, have a child... and..."

>And the businessman paused before his next answer. "I... I'll probably live with my wife on some small island just a bit off the coast, in a small, comfortable shack, and I'll spend my days fishing, laughing, and loving."

We all end up at the same place, user, whether it's through playing/watching sports, playing vidya, watching movies, or whatever. Why would you ever be so simple as to laugh at and condemn others for how they choose to live their lives? No one man's judgement can ever truly condone or condemn. Even if it's "just" video games, the fact that it's what they chose to do gives the act of playing significance. It's your life, and as long as you are content with the journey, then that's all right.

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post more braces

>it’s not like I’m complaining about how much vidya has ruined me.
My nigger bring it here.

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>makes fake dunkey cuck porn to jack off to it and to make drama
T H E
A B S O L U T E
S T A T E
O F
Yea Forums

>implying we dont like trannies

Kids think i'm fun and cool for being good at and knowing about video games.

I feel like I'm in Sakura Trick, but we're guys.

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He filtered that phrase in the comments lmao the cuck is real

Thank you

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