Umm excuse me user, why did you pick Blue Lion as your house?

>Umm excuse me user, why did you pick Blue Lion as your house?

Because I don't want to play as a woman or a nigger?

How is that so complicated?!

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>blue lions has all three

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Shut up bigot

You play as Blyeth, retard

Claude has more of like what Japan thinks Brazilians look like vibe to me rather than black

>not supporting the empress
ishygddt

How does not wanting to play as a woman or nigger make me a bigot?

>I'll support a retard solely because of skin color/gender

Really makes me think

Self inserting is mentally ill

I agree, self inserting yourself as a woman or nigger is mentally ill

I picked Claude cause the other 2 seem like they're up their own ass. Claude seemed pretty chill and honest with his scheming, we have similar humor too.

Dimitri is broken inside and eldegard is griffith

THE DUDE is such a based unit

Dedue is fuckin BASED. You shut your whore mouth.

Dedue takes a fat, creamy shit on anyone from the BLACKED eagles or GD.

>Because I don't want to play as a woman or a nigger?
Why user doesn't get bored of this? is always the same shit, just like a bunch of NPCs

But you play as Byleth, who is ostensibly neither

>Why user doesn't get bored of this? is always the same shit, just like a bunch of NPCs

I simply do not want to play as a woman or a nigger. What's the big deal?!?

>tfw Doodoo fucking dies
>And then comes back
Fucking based thanks god, literally almost cried.

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actualy dimitri is based ,pretty simple

Then pick Male Byleth, what the fuck user you don't even know what the games like. Are we being invaded by /pol/?

Honestly, you should play BE Route first.
Because Blue Lions route is the best story in the game.

BE sets up BL playthrough tremendously well; whereas BL playthrough doesn't help BE make any better sense.

fyi some honest objective protips;
>edelgard isn't actually evil.
>dimitri is the most fit to rule
>the only 'evil' faction is the church.
>golden deer are fucking comedy relief dipshits

I like Blue Lions best but Claude and his group are great, too. The Black Eagles can be thrown into a volcano for all I care.

Dude based!
Baaaased. Dude, duuude. You said nigger. Baaaaased dude. Redpilled. Dude fuck them libtards and womens. Dude haha imagine being a nigger or woman lmao!
Dude omg, based

>max rank Dimitri + Dedue gets them a bond at end game
>"The fuck, why didn't he marry ___ like I wanted?!"
Because fuck that hoe.
Dimitri has had so much pain in his life, but the Goddess has sent him the best bro any one could ask for.
Dedue literally stays by his side for the rest of Dimitri's rule. And when Dimitri falls ill in old age, he stays by his bed side till death. Then literally camps at his grave, tending to it, and lives by his master till his own death. Then gets buried next to him so they can stay together always.
I wasn't even mad Dimitri didn't pair up with a girl, this bromance goes far and beyond what any woman could have given him.

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