Baldi merchandise

>Baldi merchandise

Would you buy it?

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i don't buy merchandise, i don't see the point of it

Is purposely making a shitty horror game the new get-rich-quick scheme?

it's for people that don't actually like video games but want to hang out with people who do

i don't get it
why would they want to hang out with people who are into vidya if they themselves aren't?
wouldn't the vidya people just ask the non vidya people questions about what games they play and quickly realize they're dealing with frauds?
is this an actual thing people do? pretend to like things to hang around with people just because?

>comes with a toy quarter
fucking why
why not just use a real quarter

is this the britbong version or some shit?

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Why the fuck does he come with a white quarter? Also isn't this a free game what the fuck?

there was a kickstarter to make a full game

>Souless merchandise for a souless brand that souless streamers overreacted to, to entertain souless children.

>Also isn't this a free game what the fuck?
i mean, fortnite's free as well, and team fortress 2, and they have merch

Is that what oral sex is like?

no

>why not just use a real quarter

that doll costs 2 cents to manufacture in china and ship to america, why would you want it to cost more than 12 times that price to produce?

so just make a plastic quarter for free

Nothing new about it

Not for the person who made Baldi Basic (I think), he just made it for a shitty contest

Bully too

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I wish the retarded shit I do would make me money

>Series 1

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does anyone here actually WORK at target?
I remember when I worked at walmart a couple years ago and accidentally gave away when a new toy was dropping to a collector 2 months before the date, so it spread amongst the community and people on /toy/ were posting about it.
Good times

>selling money

what do you do?

have sex

I can't remember the last time i had an honest laugh like this.
This is such an insane new low for fad merchandise.
It won't be long now till I start seeing t-shirts Thursday for a shitty forced meme that started and died Monday.

Last thread we had about this i discovered playtime porn that was actually good

go on

sex isn't retarded though
unless you dabble in... degenerate stuff?

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I'm not saying they should put a quarter in the box you stupid fucks, I'm saying you can just use a quarter you have yourself

Word your posts better, fuckhead

Don’t worry user i understood your post but i knew retards would reply like that , it is just funny

Honestly, if I was mystman, I'd sell out too.
>make intentionally shitty "horror" Sonic Schoolhouse ripoff in 48 hours for a game jam
>make it stupid and pointless for the joke
>dime-a-dozen Jewtubers discover it while looking for garbage to entertain children
>actual dumb kids start trying to find "deep lore" in it
>Game Theory garbage gets made of it
>game gets traction, he decides to capitalize and make a Kikestarter
>makes spinoffs and merchandise to rake in more money
Granted, it will probably never come anywhere near FNAF levels of popularity, but he's making money for little effort.

Look up play time on rule34 paheal

read better, fuckhead