Smash Ult - Evo 2019 Day 1

I want this Pika to get to grand finals before blowing it, give me the memes.

I hope we get to see some good Robin play this tournament.

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Zack proving faggots are as bad as roasties

he retired and then they banned him

Because Toph (and Scar, and pretty much every other Smasher) are a bunch of leftists.

16 is legal in most of the US too so its doubly stupid to be freaking out about it.

It's a joke dumbass

ALLY DIDN'T EVEN FUCK ZACK JESUS FUCK STOP IT

I have a feeling that the ban was more of a result of his retirement than anything else. However, if they were going to ban him for not breaking Canadian law they are fucking retarded.

I hope someone fucking shoots zack

smash fun
discord.gg/KdhvjcB

You don't know that

Leff doesn't play inkling.

Did ally say they never had sex?

Well that's worse because Ally now is just a fucking idiot, should have at least gotten something out of the situation

I don't think it is 16 in MOST of the USA as far as I can recall, I know it is 16 in a few (Just like the age of drinking is 18 in a few states).

Why does this discord tranny keep posting discord links in every smash thread?

This shulk is sick

Shulk has this match

desu the fact that nasty hairy greaseball ally got to smash that cutie is shocking

lmao

To be fair, leffen did talk about how only he could unlock Inkling's true potential before dropping her immediately like he does for every character in Ultimate.

wasn't there a new patch like two days ago? has this fucked things up at all or are they playing on previous patch anyway?

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3 stock win

>bowser is high tier
Kek do people actually believe this?

Ally did nothing wrong.

I mean besides picking Zack of all people.

he is, this player just sucks

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clips.twitch.tv/RealRelentlessCobraNerfBlueBlaster
good fucking lord

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donkey kong is the only heavy that's probably above at least mid

That parry->fsmash
HAHAHAH

Did any smashers in the crowd shit themselves yet or forget to wipe

twitch.tv/zero

superior evo stream

You're a fucking retard

who knows, the announcement about him getting banned claimed they were already conducting an investigation into ally before zack admitted he and ally were dating.

Scat fetish?

based

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The cut off date for patches was the 19th of July, I think. No Hero, no latest patch.

New Fighter Announcement soon.

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i think the bowser just shit himself just now

>king k rool
>mid tier

i love embedded vids. it's a lot better to deal with and with no gay ads

I need to try out shulk

>/ourboy/ Coney and Cinnpie
finally a good fucking meal

>Sakurai said something about EVO so that must mean DLC4 announcement
God you fucks are the worst

That was fucking rad

? Why is a nobody re streaming?

is that name a jojo's reference in my evo?

This is now a Vickikitty hate thread

oh fuck man

>heavies
>viable
very lol

>Nicko hasn't accomplished anything in Ultimate
he literally just beat Dabuz, Salem, and VoiD last week
why are these commentators so ignorant

>

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>he literally just beat Dabuz, Salem, and VoiD last week
where was that?

Reminder that Meta Knight ended CaptainZack's career

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i don't mind her much at all, twitch chat does though

cinnpie is great though and coney is god tier

where's the screenshots

you realize coney was there right

The twitter account that exposed him for the fixed sets had a Meta Knight profile picture. T

They deleted the account after Omni said they knew who they (the account runner) were.

Thunder Smash 2

Shut the fuck up Jesus fucking christ.

OH SHIT!!

His career was a joke anyway but thanks for putting an end to his faggotry and showing that Ally is the real victim here, Meta Knight.

twitter.com/PolarAceEsports/status/1157444378861953024

Zack lost his sponsor lol

Why is this community so obsessed by making real life drama into some weird anime shit? that twitter was awful

Cool, but when is Ally coming back?

>for blackmail, match fixing, and irresponsible behavior
can anyone give me a quick rundown

yes, which makes it even more confusing why he said that

why is the chat so damn slow??

>Counterpicking to Falcons best stage.

Turns out it was melee all this time

Dramafags in general are awful. It is such a girly thing to do.

he meant that nicko didn't go falcon over at thunder smash, user

never he will be branded as a pedo for eternity

ALLY
DID
NOTHING
WRONG.

I agree that cinnpie and coney are god tier

The only A tier commentators I don't like are Bam and Vickikitty

the guy was saying anime stuff like "I will reveal the truth" like he was about to put zack in a death loop

Yeah but hes a qt twink and any greasy incel is gonna wanna tap that for a sense of accomplishment

But he's not though, he just has bad taste in guys.

Stay away from all Bayo mains.

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i never really watch this shit very closely, do they let "normal" non pro nobodies enter and get stomped in the early stages or is it invitation only?

I'm lost, what did Zack do?

Zack dmed Ally telling him to throw matches because hormones

Zack does not deserve to be banned. He's a good guy, and he was abused by Ally, as well as the community at large for being a Bayo player.

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Zack blackmailed Ally in to throwing matches. if Ally refused to throw then Zack would expose their relationship (these event occurred before Talim exposed the relationship.)

>skullgirls coming to switch and smart phone

holy fuck just let it die

It's not Zacks age people freak over. It's the fact this old fuck is going for boys quarter of his age.

>Hyperkin

BASED

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Bayonetta players were never good

Zack was fuming that ally was getting good results at tournaments and he wasn’t. I did not even know that sort of jealousy existed in real life.

>chiclet keyboard

why

Zack deserves to get fucked.

Did that nigger just ruin everything? No one is talking about how ally's doing, just "EXPOSE HIM XD LOL NEW BIDEO THOUGH FR FR"

Holy fuck, Ally is 64?

yeah, same with tamim (who could've been this twitter, too) who just strung along a twitter thread about how HE'D EXPOSE EVERYONE forever

and then he came with actual shit and it's just boy who cried wolf because he sounded so fucking inane

anyone can enter. its why Smash/fighting game tournaments are the only e-sport with soul

In most fighting game tournaments anyone can enter.

Anyone can enter

Is anyone else's stream just randomly going back like half a second every few minutes? It certainly isn't my internet, but it has been consistently happening for the past few hours.

My understanding of the situation
>a few years ago, Ally tweeted that he was looking for a doubles partner for some tournament, and CaptainZack responded, flirting with him and saying he was gay for him, etc.
>Ally was immature, depressed, mentally ill, etc., and thus ended up in a relationship with a teenager 10+ years younger than him
>at some point Zack told Tamim about the relationship, and he pressured them into ending it
>they somehow ended up in a relationship again for Ultimate, even though Zack was uncomfortable with it
>Tamim revealed all of this on Twitter, but Zack didn't really back him up, and Ally denied it, so it was swept under the rug
>Zack was uncomfortable with Ally doing well in tournaments, so he blackmailed him into throwing sets against Zackray at Prime Saga and Nairo at MomoCon
>after losing at CEO, Zack suddenly admitted that Tamim was right, Ally also admitted it, and retired and was banned from the scene
>some Twitter account somehow found out that Zack and Ally fixed sets and revealed it
>Zack admitted it during EVO, and was dropped by his sponsor

I'm sure he did already, by ally

subs only

FGC is anyone can enter. Day 1 is almost as good as finals as you can actually see how big the gap is between the top players and the average player.

Anyone catch what that new PowerA controller is called? It's been shown in ads a few times but I can't find it anywhere.

>guy comes on to ally
>lonely so says yes
>break it off eventually
>guy gets jelly ally is doing well so ally throws games to appease him
>guy throws you to the wolves even though you did what he wanted

did he deserve it?

>how only he could unlock Inkling's true potential

this nigga thinks his life is a manga

Good fucking riddance. I've always believed in Ally, dude was fucking awesome back in Brawl.
I fucking hate Zack so fucking much.

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As a gay guy I was ashamed of Zack all the way back in 2018.

On behalf of my race I apologize for his birth.

This is exactly why sakurai hates tweeting.

>Bad at the game
>Can only play bayo
>Constantly threw tantrums after ultimate came out because bayo wasnt an easy win
>has been the center of every 4 and ultimate drama

But bros... he's gay.... let him do what he wants...

i'm calling it now.
smashbrostruth is zack

I'd like an announcement as much as the next diehard rosterfag, but Jesus fucking Christ, not everything Sakurai says means a fighter announcement is coming! He's just proud that his game is at EVO! God, fuck!

Daily reminder that these kind of people hold Snake's metagame from progressing

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Big brain Jiggs
Still gonna lose because Jiggs is Z tier.

>this pic
I can't believe this scumfuck would've gotten away scott free if it wasn't for that Twitter (whether it was Ally or not)
It was a meeting of one shitty person and one who was easily manipulated, but who was who has completely flipped hasn't it

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I miss melee

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how the fuck was this message history even leaked?

>zach posts a writeup on twitter
>literally calls himself a victim since someone leaked the details of the gamethrowing scheme

what a piece of shit

Shit you're right I forgot about that. If he tweeted more though, I bet people would be less likely to think everything he says is leading up to a character announcement.

what the shit is this? code of conduct? my lord...

He honestly always came off as a gigantic piece of shit. I thought that's just how zoomers were acting nowdays but MkLeo is even younger and can behave.

how flustered was leo when marss beat him guys?

same. Old melee would just laugh at this faggot bullshit

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Hell yeah Puppeh

No, zack was always a piece of shit. Even since early smash 4 online days he was a piece of shit. Always salty as fuck when losing and even when winning, he was even losing to the shit players of /vg/

hahaha
transition

Even when Brawl started, most tournaments were marked by EXTREME trashtalk. When Nick Riddle came to Texas they chanted "Dick Little" while he was playing. I miss when people didn't cry over shit.

>Even the commentators know Hero is ridiculous but welcome the salt anyway.

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the classics

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based mang

Could you imagine Rosa getting slaughtered like this by PAC-MAN in Sm4sh?

that rosa sucked

Too bad old melee is dead. New melee sucks with mango and m2k being washed as fuck and clearly not even giving a fuck, hbox dominating, and that piss ant mutt leffen being an insufferable douche. Axe and Wizzy are the only reason to watch it anymore.

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Wizzy isn't even entering Melee at Super Smash Con lel
only 64 and Ultimate

>that trampoline bait

>Leffen
>old Melee
Oh you

>Trampolin ruse
LMAO

>sinji is like 5'2 ill beat him up
rofl

>When Nick Riddle came to Texas they chanted "Dick Little" while he was playing.
absolutely based
64/Melee/Brawl = soul
Smash 4/Ultimate = souless

>forward air is a forward air

Coney kills me I swear.

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I'll just stick around for the Axe matches then.
I never said he was old melee, just that he is an insufferable douche.

What is this code of conduct shit? Are they supposed to be the supreme court of the smash scene?

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This Link is awful

no pichu

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Now that Sakurai acknowledged EVO, you think the fighter announcement is going to be soon?

Is this the best a PM representative can do at ultimate? How cute

Basically. The problem is that majority of it's members are anonymous and they formed this panel by themselves without any input of the community. This is their twitter and the ones that chose to perma ban Ally. twitter.com/SSBConductPanel

God fuck I hate twitter so much

rip ganon

I wouldn't bet on it, but as far as big events to reveal stuff at it is just this and the game awards...

>Yea Forums thinks ganon character is op
Not even mid.

cope

He got fucked

HAAA

Ganondorf turned that around real quick.

Damn that was fucking good

BASED GANONCHAD

FUCK YES
NEW FUCKING CHARACTER SOON
CONFIRMED

>Retarded teenager blackmails and guilts you into a relationship
>Blackmails you into losing whenever he wants you to because of the age gap
>Never have sex
>Have social life and professional life ruined
>He gets away with it completely

If he gets away with this the stinky memes are going to absolutely nothing in comparison to community embarassment

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Oh fuck that was just beautiful

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God I fucking hate leftists.

ITT: Posts that didn't age well

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That set will honestly be better than MkLeo wiping the floor with someone in grand finals.

Is there a clip of that ganon play?

Match of the tourney in Ultimate so far. So much big dick plays

is it true that coney is a racist?

smash fun
discord.gg/KdhvjcB

ok i'll get it right this time
rip game and watch

die
also kill yourself

>30k at pools
dumb meleegroo stay BTFO

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>betting against maister
rip you

>Chad Warden reference
Coney just tell us you're in this thread right now.

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Why would you bet against a Mexican G&W

maister is mexican? he looks japanese

Just report and ignore him, retard.

>(you)

you didn't watch that last mexican tourney, did you?

>Betting against Maister
Just stop

Speaking of GIMR, what the fuck does that name mean?

Mexicans are honorary Japanese

I told you so

Gay is my Rock

That would have been the best ko if that disrespect 9 hit

God is my rock

OHNONONONONO

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God is my rock

could ally have beaten zackray?

cinnpie is C U T E

I betting Puppeh will be an unexpected top 8

Based G&W dabbing on Generic Anime Swordsman #6

God is my Rock
He made this when he was more religious in the past

youtube.com/watch?v=qd9BL8hN6Jw&feature=youtu.be&t=904
watch the last stock and see for yourself

i should have seen that the g&w player had a sponsor therefore he's on another level. just fucking wow

>Wii Fit most slept on character

pass me whatever you're smoking coney

He had parry>uptilt like three times but he just waited until Zackray put up shield and jabbed it.
Zackray was fumbling with aerials on stage and instead of pulling anything, ally sat there walking back and forth kek.

poor ally

That is fucking brutal. I bet he was going
>Jesus fuck KILL ME ALREADY

>WHAT IS HE LOOKING FOR?
God damn. poor Ally

youtube.com/watch?v=SYXG2SFHMC0

Imagine how many times he wanted to end it but knew this retard was in complete control of him.

This was the same G&W that very nearly went Leo to losers a week ago in that Mexican smash major fyi

was this the g&w that 9'd leo?

when did this news drop? Most of the comments are just hours old

Why the hate? She's not the best but she's wayy better than bam and korean.
Those two fucking suck absolute ass. I don't know how they keep getting commentary slots.

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~6-7 hours ago

Even among sponsored players he's really great.
He basically is THE g&w.

is that a photoshop of a photoshop of a girl sucking what the fuck

Mexicans descend from native south americans, which are ethnically Asian.

You aren't wrong but she isn't good either. Ideally they would try to find better commentators to replace them.

Who are your guys picks for non top-8 seeded players to reach top 8?
I want to kill some time while we wait.

Maister

Someone was threatening to reveal everything, so zack being the worm he is posted the shit himself hoping it would make him innocent.

Shoyo James. I feel like he has a good chance of at the very least making it to losers finals IF someone kills nairo.
He just keeps choking to nairo and getting countered at the ledge man

It's crazy looking at this then looking at his set with Dabuz where he did that sick jab turnaround utilt. Ally is seeing this game in a different way and it sucks that he's pretty much fucking gone unless we get actual professional investigators to look into this. But this is the smash community here. You're either a demon or not, unless you're underage so you get a pass.

She has a nice ass.

Vikki is cute and fun, and the quality of her commentary isn't really worse than anyone else. There are no truly great commentators for Smash

shoyo james isn't at evo

>two watches

did he say he's not attending? he changed his tag to rivers recently

oh
what a shame

How's MKLeo doing?

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woah D1 just got heavy for a sec

I was wondering who rivers was on the PGR.

Doesn't play until tomorrow.

the term "smash community" pisses me off so much because there's no community to it. its so big that its your average group of normal moralfaggotry.
Still, being underage didnt give bocchi the N word pass

i just beat him with my sick doc M. Dude can‘t handle my combos

Zero is unironically really great at commentating, especially when he commentated at CEO with Hbox.
Commentary that's informative and insightful is something you usually only get from actual top players.

Protobanham and Light

This fucking autist Toon back at it again with his nasally whine.

If Zack doesn't get banned then this community is a joke.

>keep confusing Zackray with Captain Zack
>keep confusing Ally with Anti
Why can't these faggots just make some creative names for god's sake

SR. JUEGO Y RELOJ BLANCO ENTERS THIS THREAD

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Try to be more subtle with your cocksucking next time.
Zerpo is a cunt and a fraud

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
STICKY THIS THREAD INSTEAD

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>she
dilate

>first incineroar on stream
>repping my color

YEAA GO TOAST

Why is Fox so light

Poor Fox just doesn't know the matchup at all

BUT ZACK IS THE VICTIM! HE'S AN INNOCENT 16 YEAR OLD! HE DIDN"T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!

Cause fox has some of the best frame data and damage output in the game.
5th lightest in the game too.

he'll get a month ban because gays have special permissions to be shitheads

Twitter is full of morons. They literally used that same shitty excuse with Bochii when she used the N Word

d1 sounds like a shill on the highest payroll

>she
>implying saying nigger is bad

His team already dropped him, he's essentially done.

D1 is the definition of shilling out for esports

Has there even been a moment where captainzack wasnt an absolute shit stain?

i mean he is esports incarnate and is paid by nintendo

Uh oh.

THE GIMZ ALWAYS WINS

>Lucina
Yikes...

Lucina vs. Cloud is kino

Holy shit these guys are terrible

>press buttons: the set

is this the first bad japanese player on stream?

smash fun
discord.gg/KdhvjcB

>the term "smash community" pisses me off so much because there's no community to it.
Funny, Anti said the same damn thing. Probably the only post-melee smasher that I like. Tells it how it is.

I had a paragraph worth of rant, but this "community" isn't worth more than this post.

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CAN YOU STOP SHILLING YOUR FUCKING DISCORD?

MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

Imagine coming all the way from Japan if you're this bad

He's such a funny guy I'd srsly love to meet him. He seems so down to earth compared to fucking everyone in the smash((((community))))

>throw UpB against nothing in neutral
>whiff a punish from half a stage
I honestly don't know who's worse

>I'm gonna go show these gaijins the power of COUNTER

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>spam smash attacks
>spam roll
>never down tilt
>no spacing
>fucking missing up b like a retard
>looks like he's playing in online lag
I thought japs were supposed to be good bros

that was a painful set to watch

Japs have never been good at smash.

>Cloud is fun to watch now
What the fuck

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STOP FUCKING DASH ATTACKING. HOW DID THIS GUY ENTER AMERICA?

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not that cloud I hope

>maining lucina
>being good
Pick one

he must have money to spare

>looks like he's playing in online lag
God it looked weird.Like he was consistently half a second behind the game

protobanham is based

There's people who are still complaining or memeing every time there's a cloud on stream
Based. Someone post vikki
AHEM.

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OH MAN
TSHIRT ENERGY

OH NO STOP PLEASE NO

He just unzipped his power shirt

/ourguy/

fucking cringe

he probably is competing at other fighting games

>hentai shirt haha lol DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY???????
Ironic weebs deserve death.

CORE VALUES

This. People getting triggered over 2D faces. Nothing more cringe than that.

I take it back

That one is going straight to a smash cringe completion.

>using joker
Nah he wasnt ironic.

I'm gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he's really here for one of the other games

Is there more than one? I've only seen the Grsmash one and it was fucking amazing

Any upset so far?

Off camera D1 is a true ass nigga, figuratively and literally. Swears like a sailor, tells it how it is, etc... Ever since he called Keitaro a nigglet at 2gg Zero Saga, I always knew.

>pocket jokers

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Fucking esports

i remember D1 and DC were commentating some smash event and somehow blazblue got brought up. D1 said he mained rachel and was "all about that loli." DC was literally speechless

Ironic weebs are subhumans trash.
>HAHA LOOK AT ME HENTAI XD IM SUCH A WEEB
Just fucking normalfags that watch their entry level garbage on netflix

he based
"I MAIN MY FAVORITE VIDEOGAME CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, FAGKEK."

cope you gamer

Fucking zoomers
Inb4 hes actually 30 yo but since he's a nog it doesn't show that much

Wait, what happened with the shirt? Did they blur it out or something?

>Consecutive ad breaks
No wonder viewership is so low.

Is Hero allowed at EVO?

no, the cut off date was july 17th

I'll never understand them. If you like anime or hentai just accept yourself for it or keep it to yourself. Why pretend to like something as a joke? Is it a form of coping?

was smash always last at evo?

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Imagine being offended by a weeb shirt.

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assblasted normalfags can't understand doing whatever the fuck you want

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you think old melee would have given a fuck about weeb tshirts

Nah. Smash was usually early sundays which pissed people off because smash sets are usually longer and often go past their time slot.
a combination of no melee+ highest entrants+ twitter poll gave ultimate closing slot

oh okay cool. it's like a primetime tv event

its a hazardous level of cringe so yes

>willingly wearing japanese shadman

The fuck are you losers talking about? Did some virgin participate with that shirt?

he put it on midset

read the thread idiot

nah just some black guy

He took off his sweatshirt, revealing the weeb shirt underneath. The officials immediately told him to cover it back up.

It's not that it's offensive it's just an indication that the one wearing it is an insufferable twat.

I thought Joker was top tier, wtf is this?

>zero bullying leo on his stream
kek

He's fighting a top tier so its okay.

Fucking destroyed

No.

Wow Pokemon Trainer vs. Joker. We haven't seen that yet.

yes but there is no other actually good jokers except leo

>literally no Pokemon trainers with decent results since Leffen, basically leaving a 6-month gap in results
>suddenly fucking 3 pop up at once in the span of a few weeks, start making top billing at super majors
What the fuck happened?

i would appreciate if toon never spoke again

>3 stocked
Lol

But yes you are correct.

Was D1 always this tame? Whatever happened to "Dat Ain't Falco!" D1?

He went legit.
He casts the official Nintendo tourneys

Amsa, wario, kurabba, fukurou, kysk, wangera

Pandarian and Wishes were always around. Puppeh came a little later (he was playing Wolf earlier iirc) and Tweek picked up PT like last month, but it wasn't really a bandwagon

D1 wasnt part of wombo combo

see , gotta keep a PG13 image

Well whoever it was he needs to be hosting smash evo.

I kept track of every character being used in the stream since its beginning
Here are the results so far

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that was a 3 stock

>double footstool

based marss

pay to win dlc crap

based

HMW is pure melee and will never commentate anything else

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mcpIIIihVN0N1rw-kFO0heAkhh4oC0XRvjcW1NHfNcY/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true#
A bit late.

>it's like he's playing melee

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>Isabelle that low

Why? If you use fairs, you win almost all the time.

The corrin also used dedede

It's funny you say that because Cloud is actually the best character by performance

...

this guy was probably feeling so proud of himself

>Five (5) Yoshis and Pokemon Trainers
Nani the fuck

Fuck
I spent time doing this shit
Why does this always happen to me

Try reading his post dumb waifufag.

Yeah, and more people should be using her was what I implied. Am I missing something here?

why do they feel like they have to talk non fucking stop? they don't even know what they are talking about so its just verbal shit spewing in your ears the entire time.

Marss is too goddamn reckless

Fuck Zero Suit Samus

Fucking ouch

Might sound petty as fuck and I'm fine with that, but Yoshi doesn't deserve to be as good as he is. Like, I find it random that he is as well as the number of fans he has.

uh marssbros?

so close

Why Joker?

Everyone trying to be the next Leo.

Leo bandwagon.
Remember when marss had an ike secondary after leo won genesis

>tilt stick
Fucking yikes, light will 3-0 this kid

Leo plays him.

why is samus so high

>That Ness recovery fuck up
This is cathartic, watching that little shit burn

who the fuck doesnt have tilt on stick

child abuse

olimar scum

>look away from screen for like 10 seconds
>Light or Marss has already taken a stock
Fucking love these guys

dumb waifufag thinking Isabelle is any higher than low tier
It's a tournament where they are trying to win. They're not going to choose some dumb dog because it gives them a boner.

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>tilt stick
>Used by most top players
???

to be fair, he still does despite the Ike craze dying long ago

Ike was one of Marss' most played characters in 4, just never came out in majors because the char wasn't viable

>projecting this hard

I made a statement about her mechanics, when and where did I mention anything relating to waifu stuff? Are you ok?

how did people ever think Fox was top tier? this character fucking sucks

shut the fuck up waifufag

Has void played already?

Combined the results of Samus & Dark Samus, did the same for all echos except Roy/Chrom and Ken/Ryu.

What ever happened to that gay black commentator who got sick

GIVE IT UP FOR HAITI

Marf lucina are pretty different too desu

Yeah, you sure showed me.
Got any other cool buzzwords?

Yeah he played wolf vs a Link player iirc

Oh yeah, would have done these two as well
I just forgot they're echos, don't know why

Because it's the only character you called out, while making an absolutely stupid and uneducated statement. I know how you waifufags think.

wow!!!

You fucking stupid manlet. I fucking mog you into oblivion you little shit. Fucking talk to me like that again you god damn fucking chinless incel. You god damn twink piece of crap.

>marss SDing twice and getting nervous on pools
it's over marssbros. he is not going to make it

>No Robins
Its not surprising but it is disappointing none the less.

rip palu

why does every Japanese player play Wario?

why does light play like he's on cocaine? is he?

marss is a path of radiance fag. he was maining ike in ultimate since day 1

This is only the 2nd Wario all day.

So, can you use any stage in battlefield or FD mode in tournaments or not?

Because Wario is only a few steps removed from Fat Bald Faceless Guy, one of the strongest characters of all time.

I picked her out specifically because she's my main. Holy fuck, the impotent rage from someone making a simple statement is crazy. Seriously, you guys need to have sex. Go outside and take a shower before you do too.

There goes Palutena's perfect record

Nietono, Abadango & Zackray are practically the only Warios in Japan. If you want a character Japan plays a shit ton, try Wolf.

>Wolf
Aww that's a bummer, I know his Pika got washed at Thunder Smash but i hoped he'd stick with it.

each tourney has different rules. Usually though smaller tourneys allow it but big tourneys dont. Despite being mostly unified some omegas and BFs have extremely slight differences

Great job, you're really fitting in now!

Outside of the game he seems more like he smokes pot

Kameme also has a Wario secondary.

This is Samsora's tournament. He's /ourguy/

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Oh yeah, forgot Kameme too.

>Samsora's a virgin
huh, that's surprising

is there a clip of that?

>admitting to being a virgin on a public platform
>plays Peach
>did the dumbass leffen thing where he announced he would win evo beforehand
Absolutely not based

what did he mean by this?

>I picked her out specifically because she's my main
So you're a waifufag just like I thought, and you're bad to boot.
Don't ever bother speaking again if you don't have anything informative to say.

Oh, i see, i was wondering that since ive been watching the stream and I didn't see anyone chose any of those options, and since I'm more used to see and play smash 64 not hearing the dreamland theme is driving me insane

We have our own Dreamland theme. It's named Dineroooooo

What did he mean by this?

I feel you. It makes me extremely sad that FoD isnt legal and I cant hear that amazing rendition of gourmet race

>Mango said his bad performance in a tournament because he was having sex prior to it

>Samsora also says his bad performance is also because of sex
>but he's a virgin

Now you understand the joke

No I get what mood means
but
>Samsora also says his bad performance is also because of sex
>but he's a virgin
what the fuck did he mean by this.

Bread redeeming Palu's name here

it means he's playing like shit and has no excuse for why he is playing like shit

DUHHHH uhhh it really uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you know i mean yeah thats what i meant and really we can see that hes really struggling to uhhhh just can't really do much about uhhh the duhr duhhh hitboxes that he's throwing out

this game is literally a reskinned smash 4. slow and fucking boring. gurantee you its not being played in a year

Fucking kill yourself. Your dad should have cummed on the sheets instead.

He meant that he was simply playing bad. I already explained it. You got the autisms or something?

>scooped out of the monkey flip

did this man just invent a new sex move

kek
>d1 tries to chime in and fix this atrocious commentary
>DUHHHHHHHH

Jesus Bread is good

/ourguy/?

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that doesnt sound like a real weird fucking thing to say to you?

Mango actually meant that he should have grinded more in the days prior to the tournament, in other words he should have nerd it out more hence the "had too much sex"

Lmao based Ken

based

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Jacked off too much

so what's the endgame here? have sex? don't have sex?

how long is this session

Man I couldn't even tell you if it was caught on a VOD or not; I watched it on stream. It was between some sets, definitely top 8 I recall. It was a slip of the tongue. Something a long the lines of "Is that Keitaro?! I recognize that little niggl..." and stops himself.

Not gonna look for it, so you don't have to take my word for it but he for sure said it.

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nice

the audience is going wild!

So the store is called Sneed's Seed and Feed, right? And it was formally known as Chuck's. Get it?

Kill yourself.

it's feed and seed not seed and feed

>this random heart-to-heart with Toon and D1 about Mother
Huh.

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You're not funny and nobody likes you.

Ian there seriously a side event of melee? I heard hbox mentioned something like that and that he was unironically going to enter

Why does everyone use AC Cloud?

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I don't know, but I hate it.

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I hope someone unironically beheads Zackray and shits down his throat.

Cope smelee

wrong Zack.

>he has him read like the library of congress
amazing commentary very cool

CaptainZack*

Bro take it easy zackray's still just a kid

Would it be cool if I kill him and shit down his throat but it's just ironic

Misleading hurtbox?

Aren’t Zack and Zackray the same age?

I hate AC Cloud as a character, but I love him as an alt with cloth physics.

>Even stevens on stocks
I'd rather you kill Toon tbqh

DIIINEEEROOO

bye guys see you tomorrow

so is this when the new character gets announced?

Because they are all faggots.

It's likely that the average Cloud player has had more exposure to AC than those that have actually played FF7. It's even more likely that those that have been exposed to neither are more drawn to AC for the edgy clothes, or the not-as-spikey hair, or some other bullshit.

I appreciate when people choose their character based on the games they've played, or play the game their character is from, but that can't always be the case.

Sunday if it does happen, but don't get your hopes up.

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Okay, so it wasn't that impressive, but where was that Cloud when fighting vs Lucina? it looked like to 7 year olds playing on lag that set and he seemed to actually have tried here

Well he can think about that on the plane ride back because he just DROWNED.

Why is Samus angry?

Around Zacks, never relax.

IMTHEGOATIMTHEGOATIMTHEGOAT

why is the Duck P5D Morgana?

what did you guys think of the PGR rankings?
youtube.com/watch?v=dStrb9_QLZ0

Probably just to fit the "small critter on big critter's back" thing Cait Sith has going on

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Ally did nothing wrong.

Splatoon music is so fucking terrible.

holy cow guys a good opinion on Yea Forums wow bros

In 4 they had minor differences (namely blastzones and whether or not the bottom half was curved or a wall) but in ultimate they're completely uniform aside from visuals. They're only not allowed on stream because of finicky music rights.

So, Zack is single now?

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yeah he's sponsorless

And soon to be banned from smash entirely.

MKLeo is a based Mexican, don't even compare us to shitty degenerate USA.

Leo hard carries the character.

>Skipping Ally
Zack should kill himself. Along with every other Bayo shitter. It's funny how they all shitted on each other so much.

>Tamim,Zack,JK,Lima,Salem
Adding Bayo was a mistake. But because of Ultimate, at least most of them now learned that they were carried by Bayo.

The only one somewhat relevant is Salem and he is based for btfo Leffen.

nice bait

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>Leffen has "visa problems" just so he can avoid another tournament he might possibly face salem in
How is he relevant in any way? When was the last time he even participated in an ultimate tournament? BigLeff more like BigPussyFaggot am i rite

...

>Nairo placed higher than Void
??????
The rest makes sense tho.

A bowl of cereal is capable of doing that.
He isn't. Leffen now just spends all day streaming, talking shit, and begging for Hero to be banned.

His fanbase eats whatever shit he says on stream, literally the only reason.
Salem is #22 on the PGR and Leffen is nowhere to be seen, yet still thinks he can make a fucking petition to ban Hero before it was even released and thinks his opinion matters the most, but then gets called out says it was just a joke.
It's fucking infuriating.

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Sounds like Salem was 200% correct then.

It really should have been obvious to everyone that this was going to happen but Salem was the most vocal about it.

For good reason, reddit still wants Salem dangling from a tall tree.
No superiority complex though, Melee community is the kindest and most inclusive community there is. It's just that if you cross them they won't rest until you're fired, shunned, homeless, dead.

Why do Smelee players have this weird cultlike devotion towards fat sweaty nerds who are good at playing a toy? It's like zoomers and ecelebs except somehow even more pathetic because zoomers pretend streamers are their friends while Melee fans pretend the players are literal gods.

Salem was always right, he just said it in a retarded way.

>Calling Armada a 1 trick pony
>Correct
????

I mean, I get what the nigga was angry about and what he meant, but he's still a moron.

once again, Brawl comes back to save us

good God
ban that motherfucker and let him rot in solitude

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