Better gameplay and more content than overwatch

>better gameplay and more content than overwatch
>f2p
Why did Paladins fail?

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does the game have an offline/bots mode?

I tried it once, it was fucking boring and the reward system was so terrible I felt like I was playing a beta

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>better gameplay

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Every game Hi-Rez puts out always feels like Mega Blocks while other studios are putting out Legos. They lack polish and feel like they never left the alpha stage. It's like playing Dauntless when Monster Hunter World exists. The only reason people play these games is because they're poor fags. Aside from a few quirks like mounts and talents the gameplay is exactly the same.

This is pretty accurate. I will say that their unpolished turds are fun to mess around in for a while, as long as you're not looking for balance or depth.

Who you tryin' ta mess with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?

To da one on da damn
Boy I'm soft
I just post some THICC, something from Japan
Like spam
It's starts when I come in
Slam
Damn, I feel like watching another man
libido is wrecked - hectic
Blacked got me goin' like hitachi - Electric
Damn
The lights are blinking I'm not thinking
Dopamine only when I start drinking
Oh
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit any cunn-po
Bro
I got ta' get leavin'
'Cause a nigga like me needs more semen

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

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UI too cluttered

Too many bugs, it's fun though.

fuck off gamer

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I'm really glad this gamer meme sprouted up completely organically. Yea Forums can get back to its puritan roots.

Paladins as more to offer gameplay wise, with the cards and stuff, but its gigantic hitboxes are laughable. Good to play mindlessly but avoid ranked like the plague

At least off-topic threads were funny back then instead of libidinal.

>why did our game die
>posts c*mbrain bait images everytime that fall short compared to overwatch
Maybe try posting gameplay once in a while, if it doesn’t suck then it won’t die

Furfag pandering, dumbed down gameplay on almost the same level as Overkek, any technique manipulating the engine is quickly patched out

Maeve deserves her own game.

>Why did Paladins fail?
Bad art choices
I have never seen a more generic looking game with more generic looking characters, compare this to overwatch where every one of the (original release) characters are super distinct and memorable with a recognizable art style.

Because it’s boring and mundane I played about 5 hours of it in total and I’m pretty sure I didn’t loose a single game just because 99.9% of the player base are 10 year olds that can’t get overwatch because they can’t steal their parents credit card

Sure Yea Forums has become shit, but there have always been hypersexualized threads. This is in no way a recent trend.

Because it's Hi-Rez

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thanks men now i have new material for my pornogrind demo

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>its another hentai lite thread disguised as video games
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BY 28 HIS DICK IS NUMB
DOCTOR SAID TO MASTURBATE
A TRANNY NOW, CUMS BY PROSTATE

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Vocaroo it now.

I need more spam material.

Having better gameplay than overwatch is like being more entertaining than wiping your ass.

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fucking based

>does the game have an offline/bots mode?
yeah, its what I grind for Battlepass shit.

based latinoposter

>my switch got banned and I can't play anymore

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This webm is like 3 years old, nigger. You can tell from the white backgrounds on the character portraits.

Hi

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Hey look, it's demoman 2!

oh look, its Afro Pip

>Trashbrush
LOL

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I just started playing this and I like it, better then overwatch for sure which is funny cause they ripped some characters off and made them balanced. Although when or if halo comes out on PC I am going to jump to that.

Did you know that up to account level 5 you only play against bots?

Download the game and play Buck!

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>buck
Never really like playing him, he always felt like a worse version of my favorite flank Pip

Anyone who plays video games and has half a brain reasonably doesn't trust HiRez at all.

Because they didn't make more of these skins
youtube.com/watch?v=qSWamuaewE8

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the left can't meme

Maeve

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He is kind weak right now, but he's fun to play and in some situations he's better than Pip.

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Why? It's a free game, and if they ruin it, I can just play something else. It's not like I've spent a single cent on Paladins that I'm going to regret later.

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Time investment is a cost even greater than money. And a lack of respect for your own time is genuinely pathetic.

Ouch, bro. You posted cringe.

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Oh, so you're the "stop playing video games" shitposter. Carry on.

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Better version

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A better physics engine, too.

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That doesn't excuse that absolute dogshit of a hitbox.

OH NO NO NO

>Prudebrain post

Played Paladins once and it felt like a cheap chink knock off of Overwatch. Which i also only played only once during a free week.

What do you all think about Io's updated art?

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Why cant Paladin cucks make a single thread about their game without mentioning Overwatch?

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needs more fluffly champions

Seems like it's still doing alright, though.

Yes it does because the game actually improved in the 3 years it's out, unlike >>>>overwatch

LoRez

Smite and Tribes were good

thank god kemo oppai loli is getting fixed.

Now redo the other splash arts, I cant stand using Base nando and Pip/Pepper because of the art

It's the only way to stay on the board, like FFXIV and mentioning WoW.

>furshit
Miss me with that shit.

Because the game can't create a single asset without referencing it.

I want to sniff her.

Wasn't she older?

>debasing beastie boys for your shit
Get fucked

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THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

Based Buck

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>succubus

horse riding from spawn for half of the match isn't better gameplay
as well as f2p doesn't garantee success, if anything it solidified its status as a discount overwatch for gooks
enjoy your yet another hi-rez quick cash grabbing rip-off, at least you can enjoy small things

Which situations? I'd really like to know, because comparing the two on paper makes it seem like Pip is better.

>like a character
>too bad to play it

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>horse riding from spawn for half of the match isn't better gameplay
I hope you're kidding because horses are one of the many things that make Paladinos better than Overbotched. I'd rather get to the match faster on horses than have to sit around for 10 seconds, holding W, just to get to the point and actually play the damn game.

OW had this same issue with many characters at launch

They're trying to rob him of his essence, but he's too manly and pure to consider them.

>Paladins is failing
Holy shit what'd they do this time? Or is it just dying naturally now? Paladins always had some nice character designs and concepts, but Jew-rez is a fucking awful company. Think I stopped shortly after Ash released, probably? Thought the game would've died after Cards Unbound but they backpedaled on it hard. Guess it's dying anyways.

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I think it's just user being silly. It's still being updated, and people are still playing it.

Pip does bring more utility to his team, but Buck is better at holding chokepoints at close range, he can even fight off tanks (except Inara, Atlas) and after caut 2 he can easily 1v1 Pip because of how easy it is to headshot him.

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Hi-Rez games always have an expiration date

Where my Barik chads at

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He's a fun dude.

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>(original release)
retard

Cumbráin

As unoriginal as HiRez is I'm surprised they haven't made a damn auto chess yet if they haven't already. Damn near died laughing at Realm Royale though. If fortnite did one thing right its release for free cause that abaolutely cucked hirez out of a genre. Guess thats why they won't go for autochess.

Also why are paladins threads always started with porn of all things? Shit was insufferable when that furry skin was spammed everywhere. Like fuck if that's the only good thing about your game then theres no need to ask why its dying. You literally only use it for fap bait.

Mal Damba alone is more interesting gameplay and design wise than anything in OW.

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But it didnt

And this is why

imagine penetrating the vagina like orifice in its mouth while its long tongue caresses your anus

kys dickbrain

Maldama existing was why I got into Paladins instead of Overwatch

>he doesnt play Flanknessa

Marketing, I know more about fucking Battleborn than Paladins.

>Hackers
>Never getting matches in your region even if you set it that way
>Hackers
>Microtransactions which are so penny pinching that it would make a jewish banker blush
>Hackers
>Russians and other third worlders in every game (they're usually hacking too)

I used to joke that Gabe would add special keys for loot crates to get even more loot out of them, but Paladins actually went and fucking did it.

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Why is Sparky Sparky Boom Man in a non-Avatar video game?

Paladins is fine

No, thats bucky bucky fuck fuck man

t. Nigger
Because they tried to compete with blizz drones, i love it
This, i havent played in awhile because i have the attention span of a particularly small gnat but still

They struck gold once and have yet to come up with another character as fun to play as. He has so much complexity in his kit thanks to his cards and talents, nowadays they think overturned, complicated ass characters like imani and io are fun. Even their visual designs are just a mess compared to Damba's simple and sleek design

why did it fail?

Because at 1st it was hearing what the players wanted and the game was going places but then they introduced the lootbox system and when they started to see some money they keep putting skins and stopped giving 2 shits about the game.

There are a lot of bugs that aren't fixed since the beta , and yet there are more characters , season pass and skins but no fix to the game.

>Afrobull
BASED

Is there a huge online folder of Bleached pics somewhere? I need all the bleached memes to piss off my shitskin friend

Its splashbrush, retard

It's meh, Lian is best girl, Ashe is better though

What 3rd person action mobs bears smite? Haha you can’t say paragon because epic shot it in the head.

>tfw no giant skye to bully you

i unironically enjoy paladins more than overwatch, and now tha it has crosplay, i can play and beat niggers more easy with the people on my same room, i dare to say same couch