Why aren't there any modern games about saving princesses?

Why aren't there any modern games about saving princesses?
Even Zelda has been flipped around now.

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God, how I wish I was there to save her. Imagine just bursting through the crowd of people, running up to the stage and before anyone can do anything, punch the retarded chink right in his massive fucking teeth, knocking him down on the floor. You turn to this stunning woman and she looks at you with her gorgeous eyes, no longer sobbing, but looking at you with pure admiration. Her eyes say it all, "My hero..." she smiles at you and you smile back at her and take her hand... The chinks around start yelling and trying to get her away from you, but you fight back. You knock a few more down, with your super Aryan strength and pick the woman up and run out of the hall. Both of your clothes are red now. Once you're finally outside and it seems you outran the chinks, you put her down, and she throws her arms around you and you indulge in a passionate kiss...

I find it weird that the entire planet (including all of Asia, and including many domestic Chinese) acknowledge that China is a hellhole full of bugpeople, yet we've passively accepted that they are going to rule Earth.

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you know they would all bring out their machetes and leave you as a bloody stump on the ground right

>chinese are the most powerful race in the world
are there any popular chinese PC games that I can play that aren't F2P garbo? american born chinese here and i'm trying to get in touch with my roots

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>yet we've passively accepted that they are going to rule Earth.
Are they?

I dont get it? Is she being forced? If so, big whoop

In Ace Combat 7 there's a mission where you have to escort the plane of the princess. It's a pretty good motivator.

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Nobody with half a brain believes China is anything but a house of cards, you'd have to be retarded to think they're going to be anything but a source of knockoff disney toys for the rest of their existence

imagine him moaning through his deformed chink snaggleteeth as he deflowers her later that night while she sobs into a pillow

this guy is almost certainly a trust fund kid, she's just another thing daddy bought him

It's not legal to even have a mental image of a machete in China, let alone a real one.

What a fucking lad, just necks it like it's nothing

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*pulls aggro on 10 chinks then stuns them all with a ground stomp*

For what purpose?

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If we took this guy and had him fight an endless stream of chink men (average height 5'4 average weight 95lbs) how many could he kill in a row using no weapons?

And what if we make 100 chinks fight him at once, could they beat him? Also, if he has a weapon like a sword, does the chink kill number increase by 50x or more?

to assert dominance over the rest of the superbetas in asia

100 at once, he would die. In a row. If he has rest time, he could kill all 100. If it was a constant stream, maybe 50

What's the story here? Looks depressing

It depends how fast he figures out the optimal energy-efficient way to kill people (strangulation/chokeholds.) If he was kicking them to death he would tire quickly. However, he could choke out several hundreds of chinks in a row

is she white?

Mail order bride for son of a telecom executive.

Typically mail order brides expect to be married to white men, but lately there are more wealthy Chinese buying them

He believed that would cure his lung cancer

That isn't a white female it's a Muslim women being forced to marry a Chinese man because China really hates Muslims, they lock the men up in re-education camps

Why does she look as if she was sold off?

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chinks can't do shit to me, i'm behind 7000 escalators made in china

What even are they, eels?

Lol no I don't believe.

One of those Muslim minority women in China is forced to marry a chink by the government I order to destroy her culture.

chinks are bugs so they eat bug shit

Holy BASED!

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And then a thick bulge presses against your hip.

She has no epicanthal fold, has a double eyelid, has caucasian skin tone. That's a white woman.

forced marriage

This feels like something from a Sascha Baron Cohen movie where he plays as a bumbling Chinese farmer

>yet we've passively accepted that they are going to rule Earth.
I don't think so, jew

China is is a large country with many cultures and people groups, a lot of them are being killed off by Communist party

>After locking up all the Uyghur males in concentration camps, China is forcing Uyghur women to marry Chinese men. A genocide is taking place in the open yet the international community including Turkic and Muslim countries continue to ignore the cries of their Uyghur Muslim brothers and sisters.

They could attack his genitals and defeat him. I estimate 23-52 chinks would be required to incapacitate him this way, as he could still knock many out as they tried to grab and bite his genitals.

When lions fight hyenas they have to sit on their testicles or the hyenas will bite them off, it is a similar principle. Small weak animals must go for the genitalia of the bigger stronger being.

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If we give him a sturdy genital cup, his kill rate would increase by 500% or more

She's pashtun, either afghani or or paki
The worst part is she looks like my big sister and now I wanna break the guys neck

Normally I would care, but since it's a muzzie IDGAF

And then you get killed in a suicide attack because that kiss was meant for her brother

china has the right idea

Shes probably Christian, Chinese men go to poor Christian villages in pakistan and buy women

It's ok when Indians and Muslims do this to women though

idk much about eels but I dont think they get that small.

Wow, she's taller than him

Do Indians do this?

see white woman
>FUCKING DISGUSTING SMALL DICK SUB-HUMAN BUGMEN GENOCIDING OUR CULTURE
find out she's a muslim
>BASED CHINK CHADS LITERALLY OOZING TESTOSTERONE HOW CAN THE WEST COMPETE

jesus did he die? that last hit holy fuck

The joke is on you, I'd be masturbating no matter her race

Why? The more I wartch this vid the weirder it gets.

Arranged marriages?

you can just tell theyre british

Please don't come near my school